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901 - The Projected Man



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Teri Gee - 1 day ago

As I was watching this time, I was wishing that Mike's possessions would have shown up (without comment) somewhere in Pearl's castle. So that the projector actually worked, but none of them realized it.

I just think it would have been a fun sight gag. It wouldn't have needed any commentary.


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I have to say I was pulling for Vorelli the whole way!


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Alex N. - 2 months ago

NBC Universal has blocked this video due to copyright.... Cause you know, there's so much profit left to be made on this one.


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Snuffy Wuffykiss - 3 months ago

A cat snapping good time.


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Bender Rodriguez - 4 months ago

That secretary, what a MSTie babe! On par with Barbara Bouchet's "goo goo" baby eyes in Agent from H.A.R.M.


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Jordan Carpenter - 9 months ago

"No, I'm sorry. Your magic teleportation device has absolutely no practical utility or scientific merit until you can use it on guinea pigs."


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Last of the Wild Ponies - 10 months ago

58:44 "Oh, that man gives me the shudders!" Yeah, he is kind of a *pane*, isn't he! Get it? Pane, shutters... Ah, forget it.


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Last of the Wild Ponies - 10 months ago

21:40 "I'm quite uninterested." Geez, tell me about it.


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SpoungeBot - about 1 year ago

I do believe that this film was shot through a urine filter lens.


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Rusty6 - about 1 year ago

Ahhh, old tin pants Hill?


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Stephen A Nathe - over 1 year ago

The touch of death? so....is that in anyway like the touch of satan?


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Kimono Dragon - over 1 year ago

So this movie proves the true GENIUS of Willie Wonka! He teleported a candy bar and Mike Teevee, no sweat.


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Luke Watson - over 1 year ago

Wow, that had even more pointless racism than I expected.


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Jane Sproul - over 1 year ago

Dragging dead Mike into the theater is so hilariously fucking dark.


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Rock Harris - over 1 year ago

Knickers.


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Teri Gee - over 1 year ago

I was curious about the actor who played Chris Mitchel since they make fun of him so much. He was a very successful actor based on his IMDb entry. He was even in 12 episodes of the very early Doctor Who series (1968-70).


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The humanity - over 1 year ago

Ugh, the look and sound of the lab sequences induces a car sickness feeling...


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The humanity - over 1 year ago

I miss Dr.Forrester and TV's Frank at the beginning


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Martha Fredette - over 1 year ago

I had never watched this episode all the way before. It deserves more laughs.


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Scott A. Taylor - almost 2 years ago

Hey .. as a Brit I can't help but take just a little bit of offence at the guys stance on the accents in this movie .. I mean I know it all sounds 'funny' to you yanks .. but come on!! .. At least you can understand what they're saying. After all the crappy american b-movies they've say through you'd think they'd have found it refreshing! Other than that I thought this was a great episode .. just remember .. it takes a queen's english british man to make a REAL villain!! You won't be laughing when Christopher Lee comes to kick your ass ... with great articulation and dialogue that can kill all on it's own!


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Kelly Slane - almost 2 years ago

I'm just curious, but is it ever explained WHY Dr. Claw/Blofeld is so invested in taking down Vorelli? I mean what was the point?


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You know, even with MST3K movies, I usually try to give the filmmakers the benefit of the doubt, but sometimes there are things that just make me exclaim, "For God's sake!" Like, for God's sake, there was a scene in this film in which the camera was pointed, in close-up, directly at the top of an actor's head.


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So wait, what was Paul's best case scenario plan in projecting himself? He comes out fine the other side and goes and tells them "Hey, trust me, I just projected myself!"


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Bruce Box-Liker - almost 2 years ago

In that mid-episode host segment, Pearl lists a selection of ancestors who all have gem-based first names. Does anyone else find it strange that not one of them was Ruby, Garnet, Jewel, Crystal, Amber, or one of the other real-world gem-based names?


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A Silhouette - about 2 years ago

It's pretty funny how the entire plot of the movie rides on Lembach staying another day or not.. What would have happened if Lembach didn't stay?


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John Carnahan - about 2 years ago

I saw this when I was 15 years old and now it's 15 years later. From here on out I will have known "The Projected Man" for more than half my life. Thanks MST3k


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John Carnahan - about 2 years ago

Before he is projected the orange haired scientist kind of looks like Peter Capaldi


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I say, everyone is just so delightfully British in this movie!


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champton321 - over 2 years ago

Good God, Pearl can make some of the creepiest faces I've ever seen!


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Teri Gee - over 2 years ago

Pearl has clearly never played the organ before. That is NOT how you play an organ! I'm beginning to think that she wasn't really playing at all! That someone else was actually playing and she was just pretending! *gasp*


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Mike Carmona - over 2 years ago

This movie did wonders for the Great Vorreli. He SUCCESSFULLY performed the disappearing trick!


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Joseph Ewing - over 2 years ago

Why doesn't his rubber glove melt or burst into flames when he puts it on?


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Teri Gee - over 2 years ago

So...is there something that got cut out that would explain why in the world Blanchard was so determined to stop a project that was on the verge of being completely successful and bringing loads of money into the foundation (or whatever the establishment was) and would revolutionize pretty much everything having to do with transportation? It makes no sense to me, even if he didn't like Paul. I would think he'd be more likely to wait until Paul was successful and then make sure that all the profits and credit go to the establishment.


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David Faltskog - over 2 years ago

I wonder if Lembach will be staying?


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James Krummel - over 2 years ago

Love it when Tom's freaking out in the credits over wanting to see Sheila in her underwear again.


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James Krummel - over 2 years ago

I so found myself wanting Mitchell to die. What an ass. He stops Sheila from finishing the experiment and the tells Lambert it was her fault the experiment went awry. Serious douche.


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

Surprisingly light on the Devil Doll riffs.


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

1:10:00 Hmm, you can clearly see Mike’s wedding ring. He’s been married since he’s been in space.


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

I loved the bit about the old experiments.


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

Cat-snapping again, Hooray!


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

He’s never heard a cat make a distinctly cat-like meow sound before? Has simply never heard a cat?


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

“Just like depriving the brain of blood!” Or other analogies!


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

Not only does Crow & Servo’s projector send things away, it simultaneously brings in a mysterious smoky matter from someplace else. Amazing.


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Mike Carmona - over 2 years ago

I always hear the Tales from the Crypt theme with this episode's introduction of Castle Forrester.


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B RYE the MST3K Guy - over 2 years ago

is the fubar-faced doctor seem just like Verrelli from Devil Doll?....or is it just me?


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llll - over 2 years ago

The host-segment where the Bots "project" Mike's valuables is one of the funniest!


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John D'oh - over 2 years ago

If Marvel's Electro and DC's Two-Face had a baby!


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Fredrick Stafford - over 2 years ago

Last weekend I went to this really lame dinner party; you know the type, a cabal of research grant funded bores droning on and on in nasally monotones about some experiment gone horribly wrong. Then the only hot chick there got carried off in her underwear by some guy with a diaper plastered to the side of his face! So I pulled the old “Lembach” on them. I told them I was needed back in Geneva and must take my leave. They bought it! I really went to a strip club. My night was salvaged and the stuffy old dolts were never the wiser. ..hee hee hee.


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Leslie Doesn't Get You - almost 3 years ago

Is it just me or is Pearl's lantern not lit?


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00:39:27 - I think Tom is singing the coda from "Angel Eyes." 8)

(helpful YouTube link)


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oh, the hair....!!!!!!


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Big McLargehuge - about 3 years ago

Their impression of Lembach sounds more like Mario. I keep expecting him to go "It's-a me! Mario! Thank you so much for-a playing my game!"


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Leslie Doesn't Get You - about 3 years ago

I love Gypsy-- "Hooray!! ....I guess."


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Josh Lane - about 3 years ago

Hey, it's The Great Vorreli minus the never fully explained fake beard or the creepy doll with the soul of a german guy inexplicably murdered into it.


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Victoria Mayer - over 3 years ago

Can someone tell me the official spelling of Lembeck (sp?)


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Peakpasha - over 3 years ago

This is an episode, that has grown up on me. The movie is OK, it's kind of bland, but I've seen British horror movies, that were a lot worse (Scream and Scream Again for example). But there're a lot of good riffs.


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Big McLargehuge - over 3 years ago

Blimey! I forgot how funny this one was. I love how a lot of it is just riffing on the British in general, rather than just the movie itself.


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Gal Dagon - over 3 years ago

So... When I have something in my eye... I'm supposed to strip to make it better?


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Gal Dagon - over 3 years ago

How long did mike practice popping the phone receiver off it's rest like that?


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stegan o'graphic - over 3 years ago

i can't believe they thought that terrible noise was a good idea. and not just to establish the projection process but multiple times, and for MINUTES. >_


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Alex Stefanic - almost 4 years ago

So this is pretty much "The Fly" without the fly...


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Oliver W. Lowe - almost 4 years ago

One of my very favorites. Thanks, Club MST3K!