901 - The Projected Man
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Let's let him go for now. He'll apply for another grant soon and we'll turn him right down!
So, the lesson I get from this, Mike, is to never cut off someone's research grant funding without a proper hearing. Reconvene the board and give it the time and respect it deserves.
Well, we paid for the effect. Might as well show the whole thing.
The movie finally admits it's dead!
"HEY! HEY! I was called in as a consultant!"
"Would it be possible for the direction of the magnetic field..."
"NO!" "We thought of that!" "NO!"
"Don't you realize that it's a new day..." ...called Gabloonky Day; we just invented it.
"You move too quietly." I'll bang around like an elk if it'll make you happy.
He's going to take the lorry to the lift to the loo.
Stinky! Is this you?
Suregrip. Because they sure grip.
Hurry back! I'll get lonely!
Your random homicides are beginning to make me slightly peeved.
"You just want me out of the way."
You ARE out of the way!
"Sorry to call you back."
We needed help killing this scene.
Shut up and get orange hair!
Now Lembach rides back into the movie on a white horse, sings a big production number and gives everybody grants!
So the movie and all the actors in it roast in hell? Hooray!!!!
Thank you, Miss Anderson, that will be sex - ALL, all, that'll be all.
"Don't EVEN tell him we've succeeded." Don't EVEN ever talk again, EVER!
We can get you face diapers with more absorbency!
It's the CRAW!
Paul, settle a bet. Did you methodically kill the three burglars because you PANICKED? We're a bit fuzzy on the panic thing.
I'm alive, guys! I died and I've been reborn! I glimpsed truth and... oh, it's THIS movie.
Could you kill me again?
"That's roughly what I'm asking you."
I think he asked rather gently.
Where your knickers might have gone.
"Cut the power!" ♫ Cut the powers that be ♫
United States calling... A Mr. Floyd for Mrs. Floyd...
Yes, the same thing you've seen before only happening again
Kramer! ... oh
Yeah, I always KILL when I panic.
Tom: You know, I'd give up half my face if it meant I'd be able to break into drug stores and steal rubber gloves.
Mike: Oh yeah! In a heartbeat!
OH GOD, HIS SHOES ARE HORRIBLE, I... Well, I guess they're just a little scuffed, actually.
Okay, hero's gone, movie's over, let's go!
Now, don't be frightened, Sheila - when I raise my hand...
My Uriah Heep compilation tape is almost done.
Was that (car) originally built for squirrels?
*Ring ring* Crow: Aaaaah, the world is ending!
Mike: Oh, it's just a British phone.
"I wouldn't want to do anything to precipitate" ... excitement or plot development.
"Even so, I find your explanation pure fantasy." "To me it makes sense!" Elves did take him!
So this movie and all the actors in it roast in Hell?! YAY!!
Oh so it's my fault, Mr. Brian Blamey.
Will you be having recess today ma'am?
So it's a marble, stuck in an orange, locked in a vice?
I want you...
Oh Sir, finally!
Pasty Labs: where nothing is distinct.
Oop! Someone's snapping cats over there.
Purveyors of rubber gloves to Her Majesty since 1673.
"How should I know?"
I'm just as dumb as you.
They were using guinea pigs as guinea pigs!
Old Tin Pants Hill?
An exhaust system she may need.
Man, he's only been projected 10 minutes and he already wants to kill everyone and everything.
That's not a good thing. That's bad.
Let's casually discuss doing some research on this unfortunate situation.
Legalize it then. Right-o.
I sense Underwear!
"Go away! Keep out!"
I'm chatting up the freak!
Oh, no! They're going to make more British people! Yick!
Thrill as he DOES HIS TAXES!
Sheila, you've been going heavy on the scones and lemon curd lately, haven't you?
Ok, now, cut that styrofoam with a saw, fire up the leaf blowers.
Alright, tease the howler monkeys.
So it's popcorn and 'Girls of the Big 10" again for me, huh?
“What was on these computers?” Porn!
Man this bites. I’m going over to Darkman’s house, he’ll understand me.
“I see…” Out of one eye.
The English Harvey Dent.
And the plot thin-ens.
“Electrocution?!” You said I’d be gassed.
Wait! There’s a fly in there!
“I’m surprised we weren’t all killed.” I’m disappointed by it.
The bickering explodes across the screen!
Kcot-kcit kcot-kcit kcot-kcit kcot-kcit kcot-kcit kcot-kcit kcot-kcit kcot-kcit kcot-kcit kcit…
Neat. Do you have the time?
“I achieved my first projection of a living creature.” You’re drinking it.
I can’t believe I had to re-take third grade.
Well, don't kill things.
"George Harrison Fan Club, could you hold please?"
-How do you lose a whole naked woman?
~I've done it many times...
Its a mood movie!
Ha ha ha! I'm going to wreak revenge and terror on-- Oh! Cute barrettes!
Releasing the cicadas now.
Hit the valveless trumpet.
Gonna kick in the sheet metal cutter now.
Switching on the Evinrude.
"Electrocution?" Shocking, isn't it?
Diddle-I-do little lamb--? What?
There's a part of my face not covered in fur!
"Yes, we've gone through the Kama Sutra together many times."
"Got any salad cream?"
" 'Warm and cozy private life'? Does he know of my strolls by the ducky pond? And my Sunday visits with Mummy?!"
"Just returned from safari with Lord Melbury!"
"Imagine-- sending a watch three feet across the room!"
"Follow my flip."
"Is this 'The Rite of Spring'? Should we be rioting right now?"
♫ ♭ "The incredible, edible Earth..." ♭ ♫
He's projecting at will, now! From downtown!
Oh man, I had those sparklers for lunch
Found a whole mess of cats back here, I'm so happy
"You can't Chris!" - WHAT did she call him?!
"I succeed every time with an inanimate object. If only I could do the same thing with a living creature!" Well, keep that to yourself, man!
"Shouldn't there be a pig floating above that?"
"Haha, charade you are!"
Oh yes, great monsters of the cinema: Frankenstein's monster. Oooh. Dracula. Aahhh. Paul. Huh?
♫ Walking in Mayfair. Walking with my darby and my bumbershoot. ♫
"You know, despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage."
"When I raise my hand, press this. When all these lights are on, press this." - This is my tuxedo shirt, press this.
Is this filim horrible, or did it merely suck?
She road into town with nothin but a pants suit and a side-iron...she's pale...she's a matron...
THANKS lef-ten-ent obvious!
"Shouldn't there be a pig floating above that?" "ha-HA. Charade you are."
OKAY Mr. Professor Crabby Appleton!
Is that a goat's rear end? Oh no, that's his head.
The "Will he get to the phone" scene - 20 minutes of pure terror.
Tell my eyebrows I love them.
Tension music, you know, makes me tense and I want to hit someone!
She tried to buy turtleneck panties, but they were all out.
He shouldn't have fallen asleep on the fry daddy.
You are my sweet cookiepants.
Really dumb scene... end!
Caution - my filling is hot!
So far, the continuity lady is doing a real good job.
You know, even when stuff's happening in this movie, stuff doesn't happen.
Big box of spare monkeys up there
Tosh! Piffery! Mummy pots!
I WANT YOU! I want her, Mike.
I know, I know...
"Gloria?" G-L-O-R-I-A? "Gloria?" In excelsis Deo! "Gloria?" I hear they got your number.
"Laser emission relay....ON." - Bottom falling out of....PLOT. Movie.....SUCKS.
"Will my watch do?" Well, actually your knickers WOULD be better, but, uh, that's fine..
"Oh, Mitchell?" Don't poke things in the thing.
Perhaps a fresh bow-tie will cheer me up.
You're an ugly, stupid, little doctor!
I've got to go spot clean the monkey.
It's a mince-off!
Don't make me go to the larder and unseal a tin of whoop ass.
Keith Richards? *(Guy falls over.)* Yeah, Keith Richards.
Petula Clark's bedroom, here I come!
Lemback, do something!
Yes, meow, you know.
"What's the principle you employed?" Mr. Wheathersby, as usuall.
And bring some ham! I love it!
"You haven't changed." Or took a shower.
"And piggy to you!" Well, cram it, you...
Everything is an innuendo to these Cockney gits!
Yeah, yeah, she's "mucking about" laying there with no pulse. She's been shocked to death by a guy with the touch of death who came through a time portal. She's "mucking about".
yes, he now has the power to jog slowly away from cars, in his pajamas
"can I get on?" Well he's dead, but knock yourself out
the joy-buzzer of death!
India must be so embarrassed to have been ruled by these twits.
I want you to regard what I'm about to say as highly confidential . . . I'm a shemale.
Mike, let's just torch the theater and get outta here, c'mon...
I declare this movie suddenly great!
They're using guinea pigs as guinea pigs!
We'll take the tube to the darby, hop the lift and see about my shedule.
Shouldn't there be a pig floating there? Heh, charade you are
Cruellers, get your cruellers here, I got 5 of 'em
Someone's snapping cats over there...
I hope this movie has a good vent hood. They're gonna need it.
Shh. Hush, lambkins.
I'm five years old
yes, no more tedious carrying rats across the room.
Stanley Pavey: Big Stinky Crappy Director of Photography
"While I understand you might feel that way, I assure you that it is patently untrue."
"Lembeck is staying!"..."Yunno, guys... I think I'm just gonna take off..."
"What was in those pills anyway?" "Bacon."
He said "Pretty you may be", I'm not sure what he meant.
You guys know you're turning me invisible, right? I mean, you're the humans, I assume you know what you're doing here.