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901 - The Projected Man
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-How do you lose a whole naked woman?
~I've done it many times...
-Oh... Really?
" 'Warm and cozy private life'? Does he know of my strolls by the ducky pond? And my Sunday visits with Mummy?!"
"I succeed every time with an inanimate object. If only I could do the same thing with a living creature!" Well, keep that to yourself, man!
Oh yes, great monsters of the cinema: Frankenstein's monster. Oooh. Dracula. Aahhh. Paul. Huh?
"When I raise my hand, press this. When all these lights are on, press this." - This is my tuxedo shirt, press this.
She road into town with nothin but a pants suit and a side-iron...she's pale...she's a matron...
"Shouldn't there be a pig floating above that?" "ha-HA. Charade you are."
You know, even when stuff's happening in this movie, stuff doesn't happen.
"Gloria?" G-L-O-R-I-A? "Gloria?" In excelsis Deo! "Gloria?" I hear they got your number.
"Laser emission relay....ON." - Bottom falling out of....PLOT. Movie.....SUCKS.
"Will my watch do?" Well, actually your knickers WOULD be better, but, uh, that's fine..
Yeah, yeah, she's "mucking about" laying there with no pulse. She's been shocked to death by a guy with the touch of death who came through a time portal. She's "mucking about".
I want you to regard what I'm about to say as highly confidential . . . I'm a shemale.
"While I understand you might feel that way, I assure you that it is patently untrue."
"Lembeck is staying!"..."Yunno, guys... I think I'm just gonna take off..."
You guys know you're turning me invisible, right? I mean, you're the humans, I assume you know what you're doing here.
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Is it just me or is Pearl's lantern not lit?
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00:39:27 - I think Tom is singing the coda from "Angel Eyes." 8)
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oh, the hair....!!!!!!
Their impression of Lembach sounds more like Mario. I keep expecting him to go "It's-a me! Mario! Thank you so much for-a playing my game!"
I love Gypsy-- "Hooray!! ....I guess."
Hey, it's The Great Vorreli minus the never fully explained fake beard or the creepy doll with the soul of a german guy inexplicably murdered into it.
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Can someone tell me the official spelling of Lembeck (sp?)
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This is an episode, that has grown up on me. The movie is OK, it's kind of bland, but I've seen British horror movies, that were a lot worse (Scream and Scream Again for example). But there're a lot of good riffs.
Blimey! I forgot how funny this one was. I love how a lot of it is just riffing on the British in general, rather than just the movie itself.
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So... When I have something in my eye... I'm supposed to strip to make it better?
How long did mike practice popping the phone receiver off it's rest like that?
i can't believe they thought that terrible noise was a good idea. and not just to establish the projection process but multiple times, and for MINUTES. >_< wow lol.
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So this is pretty much "The Fly" without the fly...
One of my very favorites. Thanks, Club MST3K!