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902 - The Phantom Planet



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James GreyWolf - 2 days ago

I saw a note somewhere that Kiel is in this movie, so I payed attention to the credits and, sure enough, he is. Then I payed attention to the movie, looking for him.... and looking for him... and... took me a while to figure out that he was the dog creature in the prison cell. So it is official that he is in THREE episodes of MST3K.


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Stephen A Nathe - 3 days ago

that other astronaut with the idiot blonde dude is from 12 To The Moon


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Rosebud - about 1 month ago

I don't know about you folks, but I'm not seeing the down side to living on that planet...


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Stephen A Nathe - 3 months ago

Richard Kiel's the best actor in this flick....


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Roe Walker - 3 months ago

Is anyone else getting the message "Not available in this country"?


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"The monster's so strong it could smash any other structure." Like say, the other three walls around it.


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Bruce Box-Liker - 4 months ago

Fun fact: Richard Kiel provided the voice for "Vladimir" in Disney's Tangled.


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Teri Gee - 5 months ago

I would never tell her this because I think she'd be upset, but I just realized that Pearl reminds me of my sister-in-law. When she says, "I need my thing!"


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Chrissy - 8 months ago

"My love for you is so strong, I can overcome my revulsion" That needs to be on a Valentine card.


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David - 10 months ago

I was watching an episode of 'The Rifleman' recently (episode 164 : 'Requiem at Misson Springs') and was pleasantly surprised to see Dean Fredericks (Frank Chapman in this movie) as the lead bad guy. He ended up getting shot by Lucas McCain (big surprise) but his ... distinctive countenance was unmistakable !


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Teri Gee - 10 months ago

I love Mike playing Debussy's "First Arabesque" on water glasses. I learned that on the piano. It's hard!


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Teri Gee - 10 months ago

The good and beautiful guy is much calmer here than he was in 12 to the Moon. ...but he dies in both movies.


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Carrie is So Very - 10 months ago

Stock footage, sound fx, ship models, and the mincing little co-pilot are all recycled from 12 to the Moon. Take a drink when the rocket turns left!


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Elisa Farrington - 11 months ago

How about those 'angry mob torch flames' in the foreground of the Castle Forrester shot? Love the MST3k shoestring creativity. I hadn't noticed that Nanite singing 'La la la' in the opening tune or the satillite dish on top of the castle before. Always something new.


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Mike Carmona - about 1 year ago

I think I enjoyed Mike and Tom's search for the perfect balance of The Good and The Beautiful more than I should have. It just makes me laugh every time!


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We must keep the technology that can save the Solarites home planet from a fiery doom away from them, lest the Earth one day might be invaded by an army of three inch dog-faced men!


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I’m convinced that space-helmet didn’t have a visor on it much of the time.


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Love those flashback voices they did.


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Mariah Osmundson - about 1 year ago

Both the girl playing Zetha (Dolores Faith) and Richard Kiel (the Solarite) were in Human Duplicators!! :D


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Donald Petkus - about 1 year ago

That good and beautiful speech reminds me of Peter Graves' man is a feeling creature soliloquy at the end of It Conquered the world.


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Robert Brown - about 1 year ago

Well, much enthusiasm for this one in the discussion, but I have to demur. I found this stinkburger unwatchable.


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Michael S - over 1 year ago

37:25... I am sending out a search party... to find the search party we sent out... to find the search party we sent out....
There is a bad pattern here!


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Michael S - over 1 year ago

I think Crow won the Rooney-off hands down...


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Candice Norcross - over 1 year ago

This is a totally underrated episode. Henry Fonda/Paul Drake is great!


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Alex C. - over 1 year ago

...That rocketship is totally a vibrator. My God.


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Ray Garraty - over 1 year ago

One of my favorite episodes, had it on VHS commercials and all. Wore this one out over the years.


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Bruce Box-Liker - over 1 year ago

Holy crap; the guy in the Solarite costume is Eegah/the Human Duplicator!


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Brad Gravett - over 1 year ago

I betcha the astronaut with the Beverly Crusher hips threw his annoyingly wistful shipmate out into space in a fit of rage. Then, wracked by guilt and remorse, he crashed onto a random, barren asteroid and hallucinated his experience on Rheton. Unable to admit to himself that he's a murderer, his rescuers pick up a stranded madman, babbling about his fantasy world of tiny people under assault by sundogs.


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NS - over 1 year ago

Is it just me, or does "Combat Staff Duel" seem like a game kids would play in the living room on a rainy day? It looks almost as much fun as "The Floor Is Lava," and you only need a folding chair and a couple of towels to play.


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Super McWonderfull - over 1 year ago

I got to see this one when it aired, how nice :) . I remember going to school and saying one of my favorite riffs ever........ SHE"S SCREAMING HER FINGERS OFF.


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Alex Stefanic - almost 2 years ago

I think Crow won the Andy Rooney contest, Mike and Tom sounded more like Edward G. Robinson.


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Bruce Box-Liker - almost 2 years ago

The lilliputian nature of these Phantom Planet people is such a stupid and awkward plot point, and yet for all the attention they devote to the idea it honestly has a negligible impact on the movie.


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Kelly Slane - almost 2 years ago

What's the song Mike played? 'Twas pretty!


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Bryan Sands - about 2 years ago

This is my first comment.


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Big McLargehuge - about 2 years ago

I love this one, personally. From the flowery sidekick who get's spaced, to the goofy old guy leader, the riffs are totally on point.


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Rachel Adams - over 2 years ago

You know, sometimes I feel like you guys don't want me to take over the world... -Pearl Forrester