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902 - The Phantom Planet
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Okay okay, her hair controles the light switch. I touch her hair, the lights go out. I got it.
"Jeez, the old guy calls it his COMBAT ROD I can't believe it. It's disgusting, oh wait is that what he's talking about."
"You can't make someone love you. Its got to come naturally, you can't force it, you can't command it." Well, that's what the judge told me.
Well, there's only one way to find out. Looks like it. Yup, strip down, oil up.
I figure it's just like fishing. You have to be patient and wait. And drink LOTS of beer !
So....were you small when you were gone? Cause you're acting like you were really small...
All right, you may see it. Although I don't know why the hell you'd want to. Let me just lift my skirt ... there it is ... tada.
"Oxygen in your atmosphere would restore you immediately to your regular size." So people are just balloons?
Um, I'm not good at this, sir. I'm only good at fruity, philosophical speeches.
You know Captain, every year I think more and more that the goodest and nicest and bestest we can be--
Yeah, whatever.
Today, the moon narrowly missed hitting a man's eye like a big pizza pie. Scientists believe 'that's Amore'.
Hey! Come here! How far do you think you'd have gone if I hadn't called you back?
Congratulations, Mrs. Astronaut, it's a boy-boy-boy... Wake up, Frank, you wet the bed-bed-bed... Frank, you'll have to take third grade again-gan-gan-gan... Frank, this is Northwest Collection Agency, do you value your credit rating-ating-ating...? I'm afraid you're not 7-Eleven timbre, Frank-rank-rank... Frank, you're the worst party clown we ever had-had-had...
Frank, this is Northwest Collection Agency. Do you value your credit rating?
What should I do with this box of "Liver Ats"?
Oh, that's my box of live rats, put it in the basement.
Wow, this is almost as good as 2001...nails being driven into your eyes!
"There are many things you will not understand here..." -being an obvious doorknob...
"You are completely off course, Pegasus 4; check your position immediately"-or you'll get such a spanking!
"I lost control of my ship. It was like being pulled toward your planet by an enormous gravitational force." Thank you.
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37:25... I am sending out a search party... to find the search party we sent out... to find the search party we sent out....
There is a bad pattern here!
I think Crow won the Rooney-off hands down...
This is a totally underrated episode. Henry Fonda/Paul Drake is great!
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...That rocketship is totally a vibrator. My God.
One of my favorite episodes, had it on VHS commercials and all. Wore this one out over the years.
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Holy crap; the guy in the Solarite costume is Eegah/the Human Duplicator!
I betcha the astronaut with the Beverly Crusher hips threw his annoyingly wistful shipmate out into space in a fit of rage. Then, wracked by guilt and remorse, he crashed onto a random, barren asteroid and hallucinated his experience on Rheton. Unable to admit to himself that he's a murderer, his rescuers pick up a stranded madman, babbling about his fantasy world of tiny people under assault by sundogs.
Is it just me, or does "Combat Staff Duel" seem like a game kids would play in the living room on a rainy day? It looks almost as much fun as "The Floor Is Lava," and you only need a folding chair and a couple of towels to play.
I got to see this one when it aired, how nice :) . I remember going to school and saying one of my favorite riffs ever........ SHE"S SCREAMING HER FINGERS OFF.
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I think Crow won the Andy Rooney contest, Mike and Tom sounded more like Edward G. Robinson.
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The lilliputian nature of these Phantom Planet people is such a stupid and awkward plot point, and yet for all the attention they devote to the idea it honestly has a negligible impact on the movie.
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What's the song Mike played? 'Twas pretty!
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This is my first comment.
I love this one, personally. From the flowery sidekick who get's spaced, to the goofy old guy leader, the riffs are totally on point.
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You know, sometimes I feel like you guys don't want me to take over the world... -Pearl Forrester