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903 - Puma Man
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I will bunch up your package so it is very uncomfortable!
Man, with those boots she has to use high altitude baking directions.
"So dinosaurs became extinct because they no longer knew how to love each other. Is that correct?"
In a wrong kind of way, sure!
What kind of party clown are you? I'm not paying for this!
♩ ♫ "Believe it or not/This movie's still on/It should've ended two hours ago..." ♫ ♩
"Apparently, the house capsized and he and Shelley Winters have to climb up through the basement."
"Come any way you like--but come." - Now that's gotta be a proposition!
Bending metal doors? No problem. Subduing stocky senior citizens? That's another story.
"Everyone who goes there doesn't talk!" - So no one who doesn't go there doesn't NOT talk?
"This is proof of an outer space presence in our history!" - She said that about waffles.
"I get this way when I sense some sort of danger." Or some sort of breasts.
Movie: The Pumaman. Tom: Does that sound right to you? Movie: The Pumaman Tom: I think that's what I'm trying to say. Movie: The Pumaman Tom: Now it just sounds funny.
This ALWAYS happens! People throw me out the window, tell me I'm Puma Man, then leave!
Now he takes out a personal ad: Saw you in museum, you took bone, I chased you.
I hate it when Aztecs force themselves into your room and make you try on belts.
Help! I'm falling at a 60 degree angle breaking all the laws of physics!
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Well then the gods fulfill their plan to roast a man in a helicopter!
25:40... They are attacked and he leaves the girl behind... what a hero!
Puma Man looks like how someone would draw Quailman after being given a terrible description
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So the Aztec guy just threw people out windows until he found the pyuma man?
PEEEEEW-MA MAAAAAAHN!!!
My all-time favorite MST3K!
I'm surprised Puma Man didn't give in to his feline roots and end up playing with the fly, blowing his cover and saving us the "climactic final battle."
lmao, am i the only one who thought when the evil henchdummies found him "pumaman, it's what's for dinner, at the roadkill cafe"
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Yeah....he really DOES fly like an idiot. As the computerized woman so succinctly asked in the Atari Jaguar game Cybermorph,
"Where did you learn to fly? Where did you learn to fly? Where did you learn to fly? Where did you learn to fly?...." etc.
Then 8 months later a “little Puma Man” is born and he looks just like the Donald Pleasence guy. Big Puma Man, clueless sap, never notices…
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Who exactly was it that killed the four Americans at the beginning of the movie? It sort of implies that it was Donald Pleasance but the first thing the Aztec Guy does is throw someone out the window.
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I can't believe there wasn't a Puma Man II.
I wish I could remember who described this movie as the "ultimate MST3K turkey shoot." Seriously, I'm guessing that several hundred (or thousand) additional riffs had to be left out of the final cut because there just wasn't enough room.
00:26:10 - Oh, c'mon! I can't be the only fan of a certain age who thinks "Pablo Cruise" every time she hears this.
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I just realized it was Crow and Tom who sent Roger Whittaker to Pearl's ball.
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Anyone find it ironic that Pumaman flips jaguars? xD
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What is the golden mask for? It seems to be only useful for controlling people so why would you put it in the Andes Mountains? Is Puma Man supposed to protect it until the aliens return to enslave the human race with it?
My theory is that pumas CAN fly, it's just that they look so ridiculous that they have blocked it out
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Maybe it's just me, and I think this every time I watch this episode, but I think Pearl looks extremely cute in her ball gown and powered wig...even with that migrating mole.
I just saw Rifftrax do a great Puma man reference in the movie “The Bermuda Triangle” when Aztec guy makes a cameo.
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That lead villain. As soon as I saw him I thought "You're the Duke of New York, you're A number one." That *is* him isn't it?
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Okay, I do not get the 'Kuwatamundi Man' skit (or however that's spelled). What am I missing? What does 'Kuwatamundi' (or however that's spelled) mean?
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Just taking a moment out here from trying to figure out why MacTubes wouldn't download one of these Experiments from YouTube -- but would download other stuff
Now I can see why Puma Man got all those laughs. Started slow, but, man does it pick up, especially after the first time Puma Man flies. Oh, for cripes' sake, are they kidding? It's like they don't even care. Puma Man isn't even aimed properly, let alone gracefully. Oh, and that costume. What the hell kind of superhero wears a costume that looks like he bought it at a theatrical shop. He's got to be the dorkiest superhero ever. Even when he's Puma Man, he still talks like a dorky, whiny paleontologist. Oh, and that music -- that cheesy music that totally screams '70s TV Movie. This one's definitely a keeper.
"Liberace with Dockers!" --Mike Nelson.
I love how Cambot got invited to the ball, but decided to hang out with Mike and the Other Bots. Good guy Cambot, good guy.
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The movie just glosses over the fact that the Aztec guy not only engages in more heroics than the hero, but also partakes in more successful murders than the villains.
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The way Puma man flies reminds me of Grover for some reason... part of it is the outfit.
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I can't decide if he's better or worse than Aquaman...
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My favourite thing about this movie is that on paper, Pumaman's powers are pretty damn awesome. And somehow they managed to make him seem less effective than your average Joe.
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I'm not sure if I've ever seen a blonder woman... She must've strained her brain cell for this role...
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Dinosaurs became extinct because they forgot how to love each other? He may as well have said 'Let us sex now'.
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Jesus Christ on a Unicycle... Her whole face is her mouth. There's nothing else there - just one huge mouth.
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Doctor Who Scarf!
"Starring the Gambino Family and some English guy"
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I think this movie stole their music from the old arcade game Bubble Bubble.
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The Aztec guy in this has a real Richard Kiel thing going on, no?
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I love how Pearl's mole changes places in each shot.