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903 - Puma Man



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James GreyWolf - 1 day ago

Only superhero I have ever seen who flies worse is The Greatest American Hero. But GAH was funny. This guy sucks.


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Caleb J Fountain - 4 days ago

Tom turning the theme into a pseudo gloria in excelsis deo was pretty special


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Anthony Huntley - 6 days ago

It's PUMA MAN or should that be WEENIE MAN.


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Rose Redd - about 1 month ago

So.
Puma Man.
Condor Man.
Match made in heaven?


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Ethan Gilbert - about 1 month ago

What an incredibly awful pile of crap.


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I was starting to watch this one when all of a sudden the screen turned black and it claimed "not to be available in your country." Now both links don't work. Hmm.


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Ashley Pavelka - 3 months ago

Stelio! Stelio Kontos!


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Stephen A Nathe - 3 months ago

how have i not commented on this craptastic piece of cinematic splendor??


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Just Johnny Baca - 4 months ago

Puma Man graduated magna cum laude from the Ralph Hinkley School of Flight and Gravity Manipulation.


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Dood - 7 months ago

Tony does ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in his role of hero of this film. The only thing he does is pretend to be dead, which by definition, requires no action whatsoever. How many movies could write the title character out entirely and end up being a tighter film?


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Marshall West Corbett - 7 months ago

"It's the arch-angel Dwayne" priceless


Buongiorno, Movie Fans!
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Aileen Smithee - 8 months ago

A glance at YouTube reveals that the original, unriffed Puma Man has exactly 21,914 views as of today. Just thought I'd inform you all. (Though I wish they could accurately report how many fervent film buffs made it all the way to the end without needing to call a therapist.) And now I'm off to do some high-altitude baking. [dons high-heeled boots] Ciao, MSTies!


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Tim Pierce - 9 months ago

Yes, Tony, you have the ability to put yourself to sleep, to stop your heart, to kill yourself. Unfortunately, you do not have the ability to bring yourself back. I suppose I should have told you that ahead of time. Oh dear.


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"Each man is a god"? Really? These people must have pretty low standards for what qualifies as a god lol


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Daniel Hynds - 10 months ago

Happy Birthday to Walter George Alton. To celebrate, I'm a-watching you fly like a moron!


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Rufus T. Firefly - 10 months ago

Anybody else feel like the Puma Man "heroic theme music" would be better suited to a video game about Princess Peach collecting flowers on a bright summer's day?


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Aaron Mathews - 10 months ago

"use your imagination, it's ROGER WHITAKER!"


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Kelly Slane - about 1 year ago

Poor Donald Pleasance... I always feel for the genuine actors stuck in these cheese balls; Raul Julia, Jeremy Brett, hell even Peter Graves, Beverly Garland and Lee Van Cleef!


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Rhys Patterson - about 1 year ago

I see this movie and wonder what kind of powers do liberace's OTHER belts grant?


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Daniel Wood - about 1 year ago

The pyewmaman


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James Krummel - about 1 year ago

Oh man, this is definitely going in my top ten list. One of my faves for sure. And, once again, Servo nails the top riff with "Sam Elliot is Ted Turner in 'The Gregory Peck Story'." Definitely worth every vote it gets.


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Brian Fry - about 1 year ago

oh wow! It's the oversized cowboy hat from the bbq skit in The Starfighters episode!


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Michael S - over 1 year ago

Well then the gods fulfill their plan to roast a man in a helicopter!


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Michael S - over 1 year ago

25:40... They are attacked and he leaves the girl behind... what a hero!


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Alex C. - over 1 year ago

So the Aztec guy just threw people out windows until he found the pyuma man?


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Ryan Kaczmarski - over 1 year ago

PEEEEEW-MA MAAAAAAHN!!!


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Bryce Journey - over 1 year ago

My all-time favorite MST3K!


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Mike Carmona - over 1 year ago

I'm surprised Puma Man didn't give in to his feline roots and end up playing with the fly, blowing his cover and saving us the "climactic final battle."


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Colleen Swiggum - over 1 year ago

lmao, am i the only one who thought when the evil henchdummies found him "pumaman, it's what's for dinner, at the roadkill cafe"


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Yeah....he really DOES fly like an idiot. As the computerized woman so succinctly asked in the Atari Jaguar game Cybermorph,
"Where did you learn to fly? Where did you learn to fly? Where did you learn to fly? Where did you learn to fly?...." etc.


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Fredrick Stafford - over 1 year ago

Then 8 months later a “little Puma Man” is born and he looks just like the Donald Pleasence guy. Big Puma Man, clueless sap, never notices…


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robbin505.4.u@gmail.com - over 1 year ago

Who exactly was it that killed the four Americans at the beginning of the movie? It sort of implies that it was Donald Pleasance but the first thing the Aztec Guy does is throw someone out the window.


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Phil Carstens - over 1 year ago

I can't believe there wasn't a Puma Man II.


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Aileen Smithee - over 1 year ago

I wish I could remember who described this movie as the "ultimate MST3K turkey shoot." Seriously, I'm guessing that several hundred (or thousand) additional riffs had to be left out of the final cut because there just wasn't enough room.


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Aileen Smithee - over 1 year ago

00:26:10 - Oh, c'mon! I can't be the only fan of a certain age who thinks "Pablo Cruise" every time she hears this.

(helpful link)


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Htom Sirveaux - over 1 year ago

I just realized it was Crow and Tom who sent Roger Whittaker to Pearl's ball.


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Dakota Hyde - over 1 year ago

Anyone find it ironic that Pumaman flips jaguars? xD


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robbin505.4.u@gmail.com - over 1 year ago

What is the golden mask for? It seems to be only useful for controlling people so why would you put it in the Andes Mountains? Is Puma Man supposed to protect it until the aliens return to enslave the human race with it?


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Mike Lessard - over 1 year ago

My theory is that pumas CAN fly, it's just that they look so ridiculous that they have blocked it out


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Big McLargehuge - over 1 year ago

Maybe it's just me, and I think this every time I watch this episode, but I think Pearl looks extremely cute in her ball gown and powered wig...even with that migrating mole.


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I just saw Rifftrax do a great Puma man reference in the movie “The Bermuda Triangle” when Aztec guy makes a cameo.


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Travis Larson - almost 2 years ago

That lead villain. As soon as I saw him I thought "You're the Duke of New York, you're A number one." That *is* him isn't it?


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Aaron Kuehmichel - almost 2 years ago

Okay, I do not get the 'Kuwatamundi Man' skit (or however that's spelled). What am I missing? What does 'Kuwatamundi' (or however that's spelled) mean?


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Just taking a moment out here from trying to figure out why MacTubes wouldn't download one of these Experiments from YouTube -- but would download other stuff

Now I can see why Puma Man got all those laughs. Started slow, but, man does it pick up, especially after the first time Puma Man flies. Oh, for cripes' sake, are they kidding? It's like they don't even care. Puma Man isn't even aimed properly, let alone gracefully. Oh, and that costume. What the hell kind of superhero wears a costume that looks like he bought it at a theatrical shop. He's got to be the dorkiest superhero ever. Even when he's Puma Man, he still talks like a dorky, whiny paleontologist. Oh, and that music -- that cheesy music that totally screams '70s TV Movie. This one's definitely a keeper.

"Liberace with Dockers!" --Mike Nelson.


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Bradley Bird - almost 2 years ago

I love how Cambot got invited to the ball, but decided to hang out with Mike and the Other Bots. Good guy Cambot, good guy.


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Bruce Box-Liker - almost 2 years ago

The movie just glosses over the fact that the Aztec guy not only engages in more heroics than the hero, but also partakes in more successful murders than the villains.


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Matthew Baskerville - about 2 years ago

The way Puma man flies reminds me of Grover for some reason... part of it is the outfit.


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Sage Harpuia - about 2 years ago

I can't decide if he's better or worse than Aquaman...


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Gal Dagon - about 2 years ago

My favourite thing about this movie is that on paper, Pumaman's powers are pretty damn awesome. And somehow they managed to make him seem less effective than your average Joe.


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Kelly Slane - over 2 years ago

I'm not sure if I've ever seen a blonder woman... She must've strained her brain cell for this role...


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Andy Jones - over 2 years ago

Dinosaurs became extinct because they forgot how to love each other? He may as well have said 'Let us sex now'.


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Andy Jones - over 2 years ago

Jesus Christ on a Unicycle... Her whole face is her mouth. There's nothing else there - just one huge mouth.


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Danny Nick - over 2 years ago

Doctor Who Scarf!


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Slicedgeek - over 2 years ago

"Starring the Gambino Family and some English guy"


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Rachel Adams - over 2 years ago

I think this movie stole their music from the old arcade game Bubble Bubble.


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Rachel Adams - over 2 years ago

The Aztec guy in this has a real Richard Kiel thing going on, no?


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Alex Stefanic - over 2 years ago

I love how Pearl's mole changes places in each shot.