903 - Puma Man
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It's scoliosis mann
Christmas ornaments of the Gods!
He didn't ask for your yearbook quote.
Say hello to the nice people, Puma Man.
I will bunch up your package so it is very uncomfortable!
Man, with those boots she has to use high altitude baking directions.
The gods are dragging him by the elastic in his BVDs.
I hate your crotch!
"So dinosaurs became extinct because they no longer knew how to love each other. Is that correct?"
In a wrong kind of way, sure!
What kind of party clown are you? I'm not paying for this!
A Zubaz top with a lab coat and a veil, and it works!
We've got to hire a brunette.
Let the cookie exchange begin!
Im in the fire truck for USA Up All Night!
"I came to give you this!"...Whoa! Hey!
Die Ant, Diie!
There is something wrong with this mirror.......
All right! Disco fighting!
When/You want/The flavor of bacon/In a dip.
♫ ♪ "Now... ♫ ♪ they're going... ♫ ♪ to boff in the air!" ♫ ♪
"I'm sensing danger! Oh, that's mildew."
♩ ♫ "Believe it or not/This movie's still on/It should've ended two hours ago..." ♫ ♩
"Leggo' my death!"
"Please get off. I'm feeling funny down there."
"They immediately slap Molly Hatchet in the tape deck."
"I'll go mess up, and you save me!"
"Would you stop holding me by my nipples?!"
"Thank Goodness they made their house out of peanut brittle."
"Apparently, the house capsized and he and Shelley Winters have to climb up through the basement."
"I'm fine. I used up a perfectly good pants wetting for that!"
"Who is to prevent me?"
"A halfway-smart guy with muscles and hair?"
"Are you getting serious?"
Ah, Thepyu Mayman.
LOOK- You call it corn, I call it maze.... we'll never get along.
"Come any way you like--but come." - Now that's gotta be a proposition!
All aboard !
Hey wait I don't want to sit next to Pinochet
He's totally pounding Eddie Rabbitt
To be left alone - the goal of every great hero.
Oh Crap, it's that Aztec guy
"I speak to all humanity" Can you hear me in the back?
*BANG BANG BANG* ... I sense danger
Eat this baguette, eat it
Do you have a small, whiney warehouse for me?
Do the Hustle!
At all times he has the look of a man who's been hit with a fish.
Oh, he gave him the Captain Dork costume by mistake.
Are the heads eating potato chips?
"You cannot escape me Pjuma man!" Oh is that right "Djonald"!?
"My name is Vadinho." I'm an onion
♫ Help me Vadinho! Help help me Vadinho! ♫
"Leave all material things behind." All my fabric?
And he immediately uses his powers for peeping.
The first thing he does is poop on my car.
I hope to be as bald as you are someday, Sir.
I kill for fun.
The party tray is coming from Subway.
I sure hope we don't see this guy going into heat at some point.
This is where Cher stores her discarded ribs.
And there is more salt in ham than in turkey.
"It's a curse." It says the F-word.
Tonight, on a very special Touched by a Pumaman.
He has the power to rear project major cites!
I think controlling her will might involve Sloe Gin and a Trans Am
Are they all trying to make weight?
Bending metal doors? No problem. Subduing stocky senior citizens? That's another story.
"Everyone who goes there doesn't talk!" - So no one who doesn't go there doesn't NOT talk?
"This is proof of an outer space presence in our history!" - She said that about waffles.
Soundtrack by my little brother's Casio!
Sam Elliott is Ted Turner in "The Gregory Peck Story!"
Hey...a see-through hat! ;)
Prepare the effeminate-mobile.
I was supposed to bring an appetizer wasn't I...
... Pumas aren't really known for their flying.
Dick's Red Owl...selection and savings.
The wall didn't bend, ignore that.
Eating less and less an steadily loosing weight…
"Go!" - N-Not that kind of go!
"Dive into the nothingness." - Watch MTV?
Wool over his eyes man! Easily bamboozled man! Three steps behind man!
"I get this way when I sense some sort of danger." Or some sort of breasts.
Man, with those boots she has to use high-altitude baking directions.
And we hear the dim cry of an anal probe!
Pumaman: Liberace with Dockers!
Movie: The Pumaman. Tom: Does that sound right to you? Movie: The Pumaman Tom: I think that's what I'm trying to say. Movie: The Pumaman Tom: Now it just sounds funny.
The world's most persistent belt salesman
Ah.... ....There's something wrong with this mirror
Oh, great. You know what? I've got it. Don't worry yourself.
Tiny halls, for the narrow-shouldered among us.
Hit me with your best slapshot.
This has been a test of the audience's patience.
My name is Pleasence, and I am funky!
"Tony!" It's Gino! I've been lookin' for ya, ya mook!
This ALWAYS happens! People throw me out the window, tell me I'm Puma Man, then leave!
Now he takes out a personal ad: Saw you in museum, you took bone, I chased you.
Yeah, this is why 7-11s allow no more than three Aztecs at one time.
You you you... non-British guy!
AAAGGGGGHHHHH... Hey look! Big Ben... AAAARRRGGHHHH!
"We'll make slaves of men with this mask." And we'll rule FISH too!
Ah, who am I kidding? I can't build a cat.
These walnuts are good!
YAYY!! HAPPY MUSIC!!
I don't have to listen to that!!
I'm confused... Now I'm happy!
"I'm a wood sprite." LOL
Are you a kind of onion?
Pu-ma Man, when will he find love?
MY MUSTACHE MAKES ME FALL SIDEWAYS!
Shake it! Drivin Donald Pleasence around, SHAKE IT!
Was that "If I Were a Rich Man" on harpsichord?
Pu...Ma Man... He flies like a moron.
When you want the flavor of bacon in a dip
Are pumas also known for their whining?
Wanna go encircle a mammoth later?
I hate it when Aztecs force themselves into your room and make you try on belts.
Thank you pasta necklace.
"I say put it on." and you say 'pyut it oon'
I kiss my frog in your honor
a post-it note can sense danger better then this guy!
Constantly Out-of-his-league Man!!
The Dutch are mean!
Help! I'm falling at a 60 degree angle breaking all the laws of physics!
Do you guys like North Korea? I sure don't.
Look, he's refenestrating!
Now where am I going to get another personal firetruck?
HAHAHA! No, you look great!