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904 - Werewolf
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"listen..." that'sabsolutelyfascinating. "what was that?" well i have small dogs in my hair, sorry. "prob'ly a car on the road." yeah, it's uh, one of those cars that sounds like a wolf, okay?
This is very moving... in that I want to move out of the theater immediately!
Well, I'm not supposed to listen to people who AREN'T in the movie, but...
"Know what I really want to do?" Is baby be friends with you. (Bob Dylan reference, woo!)
Remember Cindy, nothing gets in. No information actually reaches your brain. Good!
"Not Bob Vila, no!"
"Now what we're doing here, Bob, is getting killed by a werewolf."
You know, he'd get a lot more done if he stopped reveling after every small victory.
"This is good, because it's been a couple of minutes since a woman was brutalized."
"They're excavating a Tiramisu!"
"We found another stratum of ladyfingers!"
"Do you realize if this was a lycanthrope..." I'd have to look the word up.
"When you look at the structure of the leg, you can see..." -That I am stalling.
Um, this is God: I've reviewed it with the committee. and no--we won't save you.
It's not a good sign when the action in your movie is upstaged by a mural.
Hey, did I have too much Mescal or does anyone else see those Indians in the sky over there?
"I don't know what to believe anymore." Try believing in ESL for a while.
Did he leave right in the middle of his perm? Chia-Estevez. What are you still doing in this movie? He looks like a puffed up ruffed grouse.
"Here's the windup.....and the pitch."
"Wurrwolf?"
"No. WEREwolf. 'Were'. Say it."
Rejected for the Supreme Court, Robert Bork struggles to make ends meet...
I see some really stupid children being born as a result of these two meeting.
"I'm vury concerned about your wull being." - His wallaby? Yeah, my wallaby means a lot to me.
"Because what?!" - Okay, I'll tell you. Because lullfasulfsemlasufla...
"You calling me a psychopath?" I'LL KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY IF YOU CALL ME THAT AGAIN!
It's economical not to have a story line because then you can just film people saying things.
When confronted by a werewolf it's important to immediately leave your car and run out in the open.
So whatever they did in bed blew him out of his room and half way across town.
"Believe me, I do this for a living." You console European losers?
why don't you head on down to the crawl space,I'll be right there to kill ya
say mike, you didn't really go out with a guy named Steve who died, did ya ?
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Here's the whined up an the pitch... ware-wilf
The skeleton dose actually look like Crow, don't you think?
One of my favorite things in MST3K is when they sing songs to the movie music. The end of this movie is the holy grail of that gag.
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It may not matter much, but does anyone else think it was weird that the survivalist housekeeper was praying for the police near the end, yet when the female lead enters the house he suggests she CALL the police? Very strange. Why didn't he just call the police? Oh well, not much sense in trying to make sense in this movie.
oh man, while the guy who's not in the movie is yelling at the other outsider to "go call an ambulance!" i couldn't believe how much he looked like emilio estevez ... then: priceless mst3k gold!
I love how the one guys hair style changes like 3 times in the movie
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Maybe if all the actors weren't gargling marbles this film would be a little more intelligible.
Considering how often the actors change hairstyles and accents, this is kinda like watching 2 or 3 different movies that all suck.
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Is it me, or does this guy not only transform into a ware-wilf, but also, for a time, Andy Kauffman? "Thank you very much!
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This is one of favorites from MST3K. My favorite being Night of the Blood Beast.
The hawk scream means its AUTHENTIC Native American.
Their music medley during the credits is truly classic!! Oh my god, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
Speaking of cracking up, I will never NOT laugh at that little "honk" from the champagne bottle.
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why does it crack me up so much whenever servo dresses up like a girl? is it his obvious enjoyment?
00:33:00 - They really wanted Jack Palance for this part, but he was busy with the sequel to Outlaw of Gor (which I guess would be a sequel to a sequel, but whatever...) and this guy was willing to accept ten dollars less. Plus expenses for his live-in hairdresser.
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Anyone else notice how the guy explains that, no it's not a werewolf in the classic movie monster sense. But then the moment things really start that it is indeed exactly like a classic movie monster, complete with silver bullets. There is no evidence what so ever that the North American tribes had silver. They didn't smelt or forge so can't think of why they would use silver aganst the monster unless.... They saw it in a movie.
Is it just me... or is long red hair actually quite fitting on Mike??
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The wurwilf has passed 100!
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This movie has that 'direct to video' quality to it.
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I often wonder...does any director, or sound person ever at any point actually think stock screams SHOULD actually be put in to anything...?
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I cant pick whats funnier, this doo-wop werewolf song, the kathy ireland "Irish kathy" song or their california lady behind the music?
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As the DVD says: "As Kevin Murphy said, "like a gift from God", for it's great riffing opprotunities." I watched this episode about 4 times, and by doing this simple act, i may have quite possibly changed my life. FOREVER! Thank you!, directors of Woar-weelf!
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Rent-A-Center Andy Garcia?
hmmmm.....
More like Bargain Basement Ralph Fiennes.
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PRODUCTION DESIGNER: Sir? We've got this scene coming up where they ambush and shoot the werewolf--but we can't afford to light a nighttime action sequence...
DIRECTOR: Don't worry about it--we'll just shoot it during the day, and use a blue filter on the camera: No one will know the difference!
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As great as the riffs are, nothing in this film made me laugh harder than when the Vagueoslavian chick said: "This is fascinating."
It was the dullest, least inflected, and most absurdly emotionless line read in cinematic history. It's one of those moments that transcends mere bad acting, and makes one start to suspect that this is all some kind of elaborate prank.
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"I was just praying for the police! I think we should call the cops." There's a strange Zen to that line.
This movie is so bad at the beginning it's hard to even make fun of it. But once it sort of settles in, this turns out to be one of my favorite episodes. The part with the security guard-wolf driving is freaking hilarious! Never mind the actors increasingly reverting back to odd accents and the ever changing hair style.
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So is this Tommy Wiseau's sister?
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I'll just get this out of my system:
SKELETONS DO NOT HAVE EARS!!!
There...now I can watch the movie.
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Your voice will change inexplicably every seven years or so…
I haven’t seen this episode since it last aired on Sci-Fi but I still say “Wor-wilf” to this day.
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She reminds me of the “Two foreign guys who have been in the US long enough to sound ALMOST American” from Family Guy.
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I think they foleyed in every single search result for "girl scream" in the stock sound effects gallery when the girl fell in the mud.
I'd think Unlawful Entry would be a break-in role...
Get it?
"ButterDIE kisses!!!!" Me and my old roommate used to get hysterical over this one. X)
"I've replaced my toes with grapes."
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I think the medley they sing over the end credits is one of the best in the series. And Bobo's sacked-out cocker spaniel is the best wolf ever. Look out! He's going straight for the throat!
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Rule 1 of making a werewolf movie: Make sure all of your actors can pronounce "werewolf."
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I get the feeling the redhead who was actually american was supposed to be the love interest, but she quit the movie so they hired the other one and used the first one's footage to make the secretary character. OTHERWISE WHY HAVE TWO FEMALE CHARACTERS WHO LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME??
Don't miss the actual trailer for "Werewolf" right after the stinger on link 2.
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Paul the waerwelf & the creepy girl from Latvaria....still a better love story than Twilight.
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"You and Noel is in it for fame and fortune? But over my dead body." No riff needed. Hilarious as is.
*sniff sniff* there's just so much litter on the highway
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I actually had bought this on DVD before MST did their version of it. Gotta love bargain bin DVDs!