905 - The Deadly Bees
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Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
Kathy Lee Gifford arrives to see the dog's meat.
"...I saw these horrible hypodermic punctures all over that wretched horse!" Yes, the horse is on the horse.
They're all wearing rugby shirts.
No... the sauce... it's too rich!
"Don't leave me, Vicky!"
I haven't finished killing you yet!
The flashback is as long as the movie should have been.
You know, a couple of No Pest strips could make this whole movie go away.
The horse: "Catherine?"
(That was a Great riff!!!) :)
Where have I seen this guy...
Ok, we've all got our alibis, right?
Why is she holding a pinata?
Ooo, a little ankle, yeah!
'One or two of them... three' No four, FIVE!
This movie objectifies bras.
She’s reading “Bitter Wife Weekly"
Don’t give me that look, just clean my bucket!
James Galway is in the bathroom!
It's not a license plate. They're telling us what hymns we'll be singing.
"I'm so tired!"
And hot for some reason.
That's the Hee Haw font, how could it be that deadly?
Hey, it's Nondescript Spice.
He switches to super femme run.
Appeal to your audience! Kill the cute dog.
If I don't miss my guess, this is a horse of some kind.
This is a movie that has everything... All wrong.
Okay, chair, you didn't see anything, alright? Here's some wood filler to keep you quiet.
Objection! Stupid hat!
Look, it's okay, just go ahead and kill me... Stop talking!
Just make sure there's enough komodo dragons on the premises too.
"Nope. Ducks are sick too. Forget it."
"What are you doing?"
None of your beeswax!
Oh, I thought I'd killed you.
Hey, look, I beefed. Do you have to make such a big deal about it?
I'll have to learn how to ride this someday...
As the movie had foreshadowed, she put the light on.
It's Popeye in drag!
Suppose you've heard about the dog's meat?
The songwriter shot her!
She still lip-synch's better than Jewel.
The bees are setting little plastic flies on her.
Her vacation's really kicking in now!
There's me. 1982.
I was hoping to ride a bee later, but I guess not...
"Miss Robbins? Telephone." - Oh, that's probably my baby asking me to go to a dance last night.
Don't forget my... purse... my... train-case... my steamer trunk...
Please, stop trying to milk us!
Hey, an inflatable girl! All right!
She's comin' after us, back up!
'Everybody blamed Hargrove'
WE BLAME YOU, HARGROVE
I blame you...
I think he's showing up for a Pink Floyd Video?!?
"The bees are getting angry. Why?"
Oh, their football team lost.
Well, I think there's room in the crawl space for one more body.
I can't be careful. I'm not made that way, baby.
I'm supposed to be out walking!
"I have a theory."
No, I don't. Who am I kidding?
She would have had a better vacation in Cambodia.
Yes, the horse is on the horse.
Those ducks have seen it all.
"Fascinating, aren't they."
Well, that one is, but the rest are boring.
Why didn't I marry a cigarette?
Okay, Merlin Olsen. Let's go!
She's coming after us! Back up!
I can't sing! I'm so hot!
Well... I suspect arson.
I used my last match!
"You're very observant, aren't you?" Did you say something?
Take your kettle drum and your screamin' and get outta here.
Hey, an empty ashtray, what gives here?
"A few dead bees" - starring Tom Cruise!
I can't believe all this blood came out of that one turnip!
If I don't miss my guess, this is a horse of some kind!
You said I could pour!
How do you tell an angry bee from a placid bee anyway? They always seem kind of irritated.
"I thought we'd have some tea."
Then, I thought NO, I'll keep it all to myself!
Through the ages people keep bees. The end.
"But in the meantime you're perfectly safe here."
...for your imminent MURDER!
Something's smothering me! Oh...it's my hands.
"If the bees attacked your hive, why weren't you killed?"
Well, bees would no more touch me than your average woman would."
Will you be my lap horse and sit in my chair by the fire?
"It's best not to involve yourself in things you don't understand."
What would I EVER do then?
Sonny Liston came in and hit her!
Do you want to go torch an ant colony later?
Our pigs in trouble!
Come on guys, we're supposed to be deadly, we haven't done squat.
"Try and get some rest..." - We're visiting that spider farm tomorrow.
"Don't repeat your visit..."
"...to Mr. Manfred."
This is a movie that has everything... all wrong!!!
Why're you getting dressed? There's no need for that!
Wow, he's got a over a thousand head of bee.
Honey Bunches of Death!
♫ ♪ Old MacWartface had a farm ♫ ♪
The bees are trying to pirate cable!
"Can we use the can!?"
My baby sent me over to Mr. Hargrove's to rifle through his drawers last niiiiIIIiiiiight!
"Ms. Robins, do you know anything about bees?" "No, nothing." So you stopped after A, did you?
"I'm going to try a different home. Maybe they'll let me live here."
The movie obsessed with straightening lampshades.
I have friends and stuff. Do you?
Chances are it won't kill me, so down it goes.
She hasn't moved that fast since Lucky Strikes went on sale.
The chickens must all me scared that Ozzy Osborne is gonna show up.
Eight Miles WRONG!
Hey, special effects by Michael Collins. So, everything gets blown up then?
She's grinding her teeth down.
He takes his pudding intravenously.
My body is rejecting this movie.
Her plan worked perfectly!
Crow - "By the way...If you want to put me out to stud, that would be fine with me."
Tom Servo - "It' not even a sweater, it's just smoke that's clung to her."
The drones keep going on and on about how many of them were killed. . .
The ducks have seen it all.
Guys, just skip the music and go right to the heroin.
If you're looking for her panties I am already wearing the good ones.
Frankly to me, any bra is a wonderbra.
"Ms. Robbins, do you know anything about bees?" "No, nothing." So you stopped after A huh?
Sir, Sir, could you please stop trying to milk us.
Take your kettle drums and screaming and get out.
That's what I would have seen, had I been in there.
"Well, I better get down and meet a boat." Oh, hi boat!
"Make it a double!" Allright, now we're in England!
"This Tommy-Chong-In-A-Can will take care of it!"
"I was hoping to catch myself nude!"
I cant be careful I'm not made that way baby!
She's actually caused more damage and destruction than any of the bees!
"To think that she was once Miss East Puddingshire."
"The true story of the sex and murder behind the making of your breakfast honey!"
"Joe Orton and his roommate got along better than these two!"
"That cat owes me half a rabbit carcass!"
"Andy Capp: The Movie."
"Lilacs! We have lilacs! This is not a drill!"
I just want to get stoned before you kill me, ok?
-So what do you think the message of the movie was?
-Don't watch it!
Oh no, a few of my bees are dead.
Staring John Hurt as Mrs. Hargrove.
Wow, the filthiest conversation EVER.
C'mon! This was three minutes ago!
"Mr. Robbins, would you take the chair please?" - Don't you need it for the rest of the inquest?
"My name is Manfred." You've heard of my Earth Band?
On a dare, this man built his farm blindfolded.
Hey, they're growing Bill the Cat!
"I don't want to be a worker bee, I want to be a middle management bee."
"Hey, I give this movie 28 stars !!!"
I think he's showing up for a Pink Floyd video
WHAT THE HELL?!?
OK, start smoochin' movie, what the hell is this?!?
SO is there a credit that says 'Guy At The End'??
"The cause should be obvious. She was stung to death by bees."
"And her dog?"
No, the dog didn't sting her.
Hey, I give this movie hmm... 28 stars!
Wow, look at her go. I didn't realize cigarettes had so many vitamins!
Would you like a glass of cigarettes?
"I don't suppose you could..." ...be naked?
AAHH!! OH!! Oh, my heart stopped when she dropped those papers!
This is a movie that has everything... ALL WRONG!
Careful men, her skin is leathery, you may lose your butt!
"Why on earth has this one come to the ministry?" I have your knickers...
I used to live next to the Jefferson's!
Later that second, the weather cleared up.
Don't let your mom dress the band!
Hello? I'm here for the movie, am I late?
I must drill myself a new mandible.
'WHOA! Sunny Liston came in and hit her!" -Mike Nelson
Hmmm...a depressed middle-aged man, mmmm- it's morning and he's drinking, my....mmmm!
Avenge me, ruff
No...the sauce...it's too rich...it's,it's too thick
Has the hate gone out of our marriage?
Actually we're not that busy- we go at a fairly relaxed pace. bzzzzz
That's the 'Hee Haw' font- how can it be deadly?
The Gin well was a good idea!
Hat from the Norman Fell collection.
It's the Tobacco Growers Council calling to thank you...
Kathy Lee Gifford arrives to see the dog's meat.
they named every bee? this is going to take forever...
Go to hell, world.
Objection! Stupid hat!
If anyone comes around, just say "but why"!
"...to capture one or two of them. Three." No, four! Five!
Romulan ale for you?
Sure, they argue, but the sex is great.
A rival show is invading!
Christopher Robin decided on a diabolical plan to kill Pooh.