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907 - Hobgoblins



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Joey Parkhill - 28 days ago

This is one of the few UNBEARABLE episodes of the MST3K franchise! I've gotta give kudos to Mike & the bots for making it somewhat bearable


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Atom Manhattan - about 1 month ago

Piggybacking off the success of Gremlins, not unlike Critters, Ghoulies and my personal favorite, Munchies, we have the steaming pile of awful. Awesome.


*spoiled*
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Deefaced - about 1 month ago

What! Where is my full episode!? Am I seriously going to have to get my dvd's out! What fresh prehistoric hell is this!


Pieces
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Sweets McGee - 2 months ago

Tape, paste, staples...wishing for pieces to stick together.


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Stephen A Nathe - 2 months ago

wheres a FULL version?? its just chunks of the episode now...!


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Jeremy423 - 3 months ago

I cant believe that there would ever be a movie so bad that even the MST3K treatment couldn't make it bearable, but this IS that movie. Even with the boys riffing I cant bear watching this one. Give me Manos, give me Monster a go-go, give me a Roger Corman, Ed Wood marathon, but this...this...this


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I recognized the bouncer at the club who gives the kids fake IDs. He was in Pulp Fiction. He was Zed's friend who owned the pawn shop where they tied up Butch and Marcellus.


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Chrissy - 3 months ago

always be wary of movies that are written, directed, and produced by the same person


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Lembeck Wants PIE - 3 months ago

I hate this movie. To quantify, this movie is equal to 10 Castles of Fu Manchu or 13 Manos. In fact ISO should adopt the unit "Hobgoblins" as the universal standard unit of incompetence. Every ineptitude will forevermore be on a "Hobgoblins" scale. Similar to a "Munson" (from Kingpin).


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JJDB - The Sore Thumbs - 4 months ago

Man, this movie gave me nightmares. I dreamed that I had to watch it again. And then.... again.


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William Dramstad - 4 months ago

This movie should be popular even WITHOUT the riffing.


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Teri Gee - 5 months ago

So...the old man has had the vault rigged to blow up for 30 years. WHY didn't he just kill them off before? There's really no explanation for that, and I really don't get it. He sees them killing everyone who comes in contact with them, and yet, he lets them live in the vault? What kind of idiot is he?


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Andrew Jones - 6 months ago

As a teen when this movie was made it sickens me when I see young people wearing similar fashions. This was not a time that in any way deserved to come back.


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Page - 6 months ago

This movie was written by a 13 year old boy, right?


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Punch Rockgroin - 7 months ago

The guy who plays Roadrash in this is the same dude who was Maynard (the pervert pawn shop owner) in Pulp Fiction. Still pretty scummy...


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Lydia McMurren - 9 months ago

Fish Picker!


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Tibby T. Turtle - 9 months ago

Wow, a truly inspiring disasterpiece.


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Matt V - 11 months ago

Finally got a chance to watch Manos and Danger!! Death Ray. This movie, honestly, is Oscar worthy compared to those movies. At least it's actually "finished" and shows minimal guy's butts. 80s schlock horror movie heaven, and this has a ton of hilarious riffs.


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John D'oh - 11 months ago

Go to 1:08:41 for Dummy-Mike's Super Happy Fun Nose Picking Time!


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Michael S - 11 months ago

Great riffs, painful movie. The where are the women segment was the best part of the entire experience :)


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David Velazquez - 12 months ago

Been catching up FINALLY with the greatest show ever made. This episode is brilliant! Seriously!


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John Curtis - about 1 year ago

Mike's attempts to wrangle the bots during the opening credits reminds me of when I have to pack up my cats to go to the vet.


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Bronn K - about 1 year ago

For some reason I have really put off watching this one. I know it's supposed to be one of the best, and I've seen little clips of it before, but I really haven't wanted to watch it. Maybe it's because I know it's suppose to be such a rip-off of Gremlins, maybe it's because I dread the acting I'm going to see in an obvious horror film...I don't know. But tonight, I'm finally going for it.


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Mike Carmona - about 1 year ago

Servo fleeing in unbridled terror after seeing Alan Dermarderosian's name gets me every time!


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Dakota Hyde - about 1 year ago

The hoe fight is by far one of the funniest commentaries ive ever seen xD


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Fuzzy Skinner - about 1 year ago

How has this not reached 100 laughs yet? As Gob Bluth would say, "C'mon!"


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James Perez - about 1 year ago

Boy, this sure is a bad movie, won't you?


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Edmund Wolfe - about 1 year ago

Until I saw this episode I thought the clip they used in the theme song was Mike on a surfboard... until I got a good look at it and saw it had his face on it. I don't think you can blame me for not understanding what was going on.


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John Curtis - about 1 year ago

I would pay real money to be able to buy a hobgoblin puppet/plush. Both because of this episode, and because I just think they're so damn cute.


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Desiree Ashcraft - about 1 year ago

The club emcee went on to be the voice of Cosmo on the Fairly Godparents...from Joel Grey to Cosmo. What a journey!


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Lewis Nitzberg - about 1 year ago

Yay! The first episode of MST3k I ever watched.. I'll never forget how absolute amazed I was with this show!


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Desiree Ashcraft - about 1 year ago

It´s on again!!! It´s on again!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yup, Hobgoblins nerd here! The 8th collection that this is on is just way too expensive and out of print. $80+ on eBay......


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Desiree Ashcraft - about 1 year ago

OK, am I wrong, or this gone again?!?!?!?!?! This is one of my favorites!


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David - about 1 year ago

Looking at imdb it appears that something called Retromedia is marketing the original version of this movie. Apparently they know how bad it is because the cover art features a picture of a large breasted bikini bimbo who isn't even in the movie.


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Danny Scites - about 1 year ago

Isn't the Club Scum bouncer the pawn shop guy from Pulp Fiction?


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Aileen Smithee - about 1 year ago

Pig Liquor!
Fish Picker!
Dish Rigger!
Pickled Ginger!
Swig Bingers!
Grieg Singers!
Spring Wigglers!


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Big McLargehuge - about 1 year ago

Bobo should have called Loveline. Wouldn't even have been their weirdest call.


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Bulf Beefchuck - about 1 year ago

At 42:46, he totally closes the door like a muppet.


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jli@hush.com - about 1 year ago

1:08:40 And this is where we get our site decoration.


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jli@hush.com - about 1 year ago

I knew it was going to be a bad fight scene when he said "Okay, hold onto it like this" and already he was wrong.


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jli@hush.com - about 1 year ago

12:45 Billy Jack actually already has a COUPLE of cheap sequels. But they're on par with the original at least.


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Rhys Patterson - about 1 year ago

Okay people asked me about the hobgoblins remake like a month ago and I just today found out how to see replies lol so sorry. Rick Sloan actually submitted the original movie to MST3K himself. And the "sequel" makes refrences and in jokes to mst3k episode, plus that song the mst3k guys did "hobgoblins hobgoblins whatcha gonna do with those hobgoblins" they used a version of that song for the remake. I know you might not believe me but here is the Wikipedia page. Also you can get the movie off of the rifftrax website should you wish to see the thing. At least you used to be able to.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobgoblins_2


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Russ Fry - about 1 year ago

This is one of those rare episodes where the film's dialogue is just as funny if not funnier than the riffing. Donkey mud wrestling. Need I say more??


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Sad, really. All this murder and mayhem could have been prevented by a vault door that actually locks and/or a padlock on the outer door.


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"Hobgoblins.
Hobgoblins.
What'cha gonna do with those
Hobgoblins?"


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ryan shei - over 1 year ago

Can anyone tell me what the exclamation marks before the episode title on here mean??? just wondering. Random episodes have that. . .


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Scooter Atreides - over 1 year ago

There's something perversely admirable about a film that dares to not feature a single likeable character.

Lookit what we're handed here: Old Blithering Idiot lets his partner: Bland Teen Stereotype get horribly murdered by alien monsters. He then hires Annoying Whiny Douche to replace him. On his second day on the job, Annoying Whiny Douche manages to release said monsters who, despite having an entire city of victims to choose from, concentrate all of their effort on Annoying Whiny Douche's friends. There's his girlfriend: Frigid Emasculating Shrew, and his "pals": Scrawny Repugnant Whore and her boyfriend: Greasy Macho Scumbag....last and assuredly least is the 5th wheel: Effeminate Pervert Loser.
What a cast!
There is NO ONE and NOTHING to root for in this film save for the sweet release of death.


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Scooter Atreides - over 1 year ago

I could be alone in this, but I found the Club Scum band on Youtube...They're called The Fontanelles, and they're quite honestly not too shabby-- if you like late 80s Dark Wave/Post-Punk.


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Scooter Atreides - over 1 year ago

Yaay! Hobgoblins is back!


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Desiree Ashcraft - over 1 year ago

Seriously, a copyright claim by Rick Sloane? He wants to lay claim to this?


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Becky Walker - over 1 year ago

Get ready for spit take, " SPIT TAKE AWAY!"


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Hal Walter - over 1 year ago

The club MC is the same guy who does Cosmo's voice on Fairly Oddparents. I feel bad for him...


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Michael Albright - over 1 year ago

So... Dennis's fantasy was to perform a rock song on a really tall stage?


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Michael Albright - over 1 year ago

I can't help but feel the old man was kind of OK with the Hobgoblins killing Kevin's predecessor.


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Gal Dagon - over 1 year ago

OK, so the protagonists of this film are the kind of douchebags who stand around right in front of a doorway. Great job pushing my hatred buttons, movie.


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Gal Dagon - over 1 year ago

Snazzy shades, Tom.


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Gal Dagon - over 1 year ago

Oh God, that pathetic little jump at the end of the Club Scum song scene.


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Rachel Adams - almost 2 years ago

The 80s was the only time you could get away with street fighting with nun-chucks as your weapon of choice. And they always bring a pair for their opponent. That takes the kind of foresight you wouldn't expect from a person who goes around picking fights with nun-chucks.


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Rachel Adams - almost 2 years ago

The interior of "Club Scum" looks an awful lot like my elementary school cafeteria....


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Jacob Jacob - almost 2 years ago

Those grenade chucking scenes are absolutely ridiculous. What the hell kind of grenades do that??


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Becca Birdie Lancaster - almost 2 years ago

god i love this. just found it.


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Alex Stefanic - almost 2 years ago

I think the 80s just threw up all over me.


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Rachel Adams - almost 2 years ago

I love the "Where are all the women?" segment!


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Elel - about 2 years ago

Unfortunately, all the host segments were edited from this one. Still a classic worth watching, though!


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Bulf Beefchuck - about 2 years ago

The cast's 20 year reunion: http://youtu.be/aOZEDU9RNA0