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909 - Gorgo
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People are running through the streets saying, 'this simply isn't done, you'll be hearing from my solicitor.'
Look at this, doormen just roam the streets of London looking for people to serve.
Let's go swipe the captain's strawberries. That's always funny.
Man, I'm the harbor master. I don't have to listen to you guys. I can go master the harbor any time I want. This is so bogus.
Look at this! The poor Irish, you know? If they aren't being invaded by Cromwell or infested with leprechauns, they've got this guy!
-Oh he's so cute!
-Is Roger looking at me?
-Look at those two, it's disgusting.
When this boat was launched it was promoted as "Pretty Damn Sinkable."
♪ ♬ "If I ruled the world/Every day would be the first day of Spring..." ♪ ♬
"Well, I do live in a trailer... better put on some Bob Seger and watch NASCAR."
"Excuse me Mr. Maltin, what do you think of the stylistic resurgence of Italian neo-realist film making in the vein of De Sica's Umberto D." "Stop bugging Mr. Siskel with questions!"
"The sooner the better." - The tighter the sweater, the boys depend on us!
How do you sex one of these things?
Well, you put the lights down low, you put on a little Barry White...
That's not what I mean!
You know, when this boat was launched, it was promoted as "Pretty damn sinkable."
There's like one cod left in the North Atlantic, but dammit! They're going to get it.
Goodbye Eeeengland... You've been crushed by GIANT LIZAAARDS!
Then we got into port and everyone was okay, they went out for lunch and felt better.
Well a lot of people will end up in "hospital" because of this... perhaps even people in... "university"
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I bet I am not the only one that kept hoping that one of the monsters would just stomp the annoying news reporter into mush!
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How in the world did I not know about this film? Goodness....I do love a good monster flick which has been made even better by hilarious commentary...
Sounds like Ogra bowled herself a strike at 1:22:45.
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Why does everyone think Brits like warm be .. I've never met one yet that liked that. Seriously!?! Brits only drink COLD beer!
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The boys were like Beavis & Butthead. Through the whole dorkin movie they kept making fun of that guys name. How many dorkin times were they going to rehash that? They just kept dorkin with him! Dorkin jerks...
When Gorgo first arises from the sea and whacks the men in boats, the riff Tom gives is AWESOME: "Paddy cake, paddy cake." Get it? Paddy? 'Cause they're Irish! Wrong, I know, but so so funny.
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...Wait... the movie's called "Gorgo" and not a SINGlE mention of Torgo? What maddness is this!? Fine I'll do it myself
*kid tries to free gorgo, gets yelled at* " There is nothing to fear, sir. The Master likes him. nothing will happen to him. The Master likes him...
"This thing should be Extinct!" "Extinct? No sir. Not the way you know it..."
*smashes building* "Oh, I'm so clumsy... I was better off with my huge knees...."
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Okay, hang on. The title of this picture shows up in "The Touch Of Satan." The whole "I am Gorgo and Mormo...blah blah blah." These odd kinds of connections keep showing up in many of the films. The Alan Hale connection, for example. It might be a conspiracy or I might need to stop watching MST3K when I am seriously sleep deprived.
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Was the character "Sam" in Gorgo the same dude who played the detective in "Devil Doll"??????? hahaha
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So much respect for Leonard Maltin.
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Back after this message for Whiskey & Cigarettes...
Soooooo, in this episode it happens to THE IRISH, not the Japanese. They should have dubbed this one anyway.
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~NNNNDOWN WITH THE OOOOOLD FOLKS AT HOOOOOOOME~
*5:42* awesome XD
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Am I the only one questioning how the criticly endangered Spix's macaw got into the S.O.L? Wait, it's just show, I should really just relax.