909 - Gorgo
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[They] immediately cross lines with a guy trying to catch Godzilla.
There's a skeleton of a little French guy in here.
What is this? Some kind of coelacanth death cult?
Looks like a tuna swallowed an armadillo!
Ah, they're gonna get it drunk on woodpecker cider.
Sorry about how this looks, the walls need to be re-dunged.
Curse you Maltin!
"...Words can't describe it." I'll speak in whole numbers.
Hey, it's Large Bob!
...Now that just seemed completely avoidable.
They're trying to exhume William Howard Taft!
So did Gorgo cooperate and just wrap himself up in the net?
I'd sure hate to go underwater in this thing... Guys?
"I know it's rough, but is it really too rough to feed us?"
"No hard feelings."
Hey, guys. I think there might be! Please, let's talk this out!
So how do you get your shirt so white, Seamus?
I should moisturize.
Cigarette alert! Everybody smoke.
10 whales are dead, sir.
I will not fake distress calls...(beep - beep - beep) I will not fake distress calls!
Hey, this is the same thing they do when Oliver Reed's in town...
Look, we all know where this is heading, can we just start tossing Brits around?
So Mom, how's Dad?
I ate him.
Come on son, as a treat let's go crush France.
Ah, pork fed Brits!
Wha huh huh huh ha ha ha ha....HA ha ha HAAH, ha! (Gorgo's mum)
'Take a look at this, Sam!' NICE obscure Talking Heads reference, there; a paraphrase of the line 'Take a look at these hands!' from the song Born Under Punches (The Heat Goes On) off of Remain In Light. One of my favorites and a classic album by any standard.
WHY DIDN'T SHE EAT THE ANNOUNCER?!
Frank King! Maurice King! (Administration)
Did Frank sneak in and put that little dig under Maurice's name?
Name your kid Muir Mathiason and he's pretty much destined to conduct the Symphonia of London.
*Gasp* I put the propane tanks on by mistake!
Ah, the Queen Mum is brought out to fight the beast!
Come see Gorgo! He'll kill your family! Come get killed by Gorgo!
Don't bother the man, he's Dorkin!
Go play on Gamera's back, kid. I'm not into it.
Gary, I'm steering!
Now, TANKS are brought in to roll over the doll!
"No, I'm listening to myself."
That would be me again.
They got into port and everyone was okay. They went out for lunch and felt better!
DOWN WITH THE OLD FOLKS AT HOME!
They drag him into a rock because they're so delighted by the red sky.
Did you say 'Blbrblb'?
-I won't marry you.
-Yes you will!
Hmm, there's a spot on my window.
O, that this too too solid flesh would melt
Thaw and resolve itself into a dew!
"Actually it's no joke." I need drugs.
Don't give the monster a rifle!
Let me just roll down the window here... doh!
Need any freelance frogmaning services?
It's... It's Robert Maxwell! He's alive!
"Maybe Mary Poppins flies in and kicks his ass."
"Now that I'd pay to see."
"Sorry, I'm a little lost. Can you tell me how to get to Tokyo?"
"Uh, here's the script. You take my part in the movie for a while."
"Poor dopes. They appear every hundred years, and get hit by a huge storm."
"I think the pool guy over-chlorinated the ocean."
"We have to go find Robert Denby!"
"The HMS Over-Easy."
People are running through the streets saying, 'this simply isn't done, you'll be hearing from my solicitor.'
There's a sale on bumbershoots!
Lieutenant Modest Crotch on the right.
The English reject beer that is too cold.
Look at this, doormen just roam the streets of London looking for people to serve.
Let's go swipe the captain's strawberries. That's always funny.
Man, I'm the harbor master. I don't have to listen to you guys. I can go master the harbor any time I want. This is so bogus.
Open the pub! Come on, it's 9 a.m.!
Look at this! The poor Irish, you know? If they aren't being invaded by Cromwell or infested with leprechauns, they've got this guy!
Overcome by an excess of potatoes, Guinness and guilt.
Yes, let's put on some Old Spice and go ashore!
The legendary lost treasure of Cap'n Crunch.
-Oh he's so cute!
-Is Roger looking at me?
-Look at those two, it's disgusting.
Happy couples, enjoying Dorkin all night long!
Patty cake, patty cake.
When this boat was launched it was promoted as "Pretty Damn Sinkable."
♪ ♬ "If I ruled the world/Every day would be the first day of Spring..." ♪ ♬
"Hey, they're firing geese at him!"
"Well, I do live in a trailer... better put on some Bob Seger and watch NASCAR."
"There's got to be a morning after-- SIR!"
"Excuse me Mr. Maltin, what do you think of the stylistic resurgence of Italian neo-realist film making in the vein of De Sica's Umberto D." "Stop bugging Mr. Siskel with questions!"
Well the good news is he may crush Sting.
Joe Strummer goes fishing.
Hey look over there, it's an ancient Celtic waffle iron.
Hey! Mike Nelson!
Hey! Tom Servo!
"The sooner the better." - The tighter the sweater, the boys depend on us!
May your corned beef not pickle correctly.
Um, Kid - how does this huge room fit into this tiny little hut?
The order has come in: killll willy!
Embarrass him, ask him about the size of his brain!
"Steady on the winch!" Light on the starch! Easy on the mayonnaise!
It's the yearly selkie clubbing.
"We're out of fresh water." We'll have to drink concentrate then.
...am in Ireland...send real food...
Oh, Gorgo Boy, the gor, the gor is going…from gor to gor…
Pacifist or not, Gandhi's got to be chuckling right about now.
Why does that octopus have a hacksaw?
Damn mom, you're big
Wow, he's got Bette Davis eye real bad.
♫ Don't break my heart. My achy breaky heart ♪
It's reject day at the circus.
Insulation on a stick.
How do you sex one of these things?
Well, you put the lights down low, you put on a little Barry White...
That's not what I mean!
Cigarette break! Everybody smoke.
Whoa! I didn't know elephants exploded on impact!
There's a dead hobbit in that thing....
You know, when this boat was launched, it was promoted as "Pretty damn sinkable."
University of Dublin... Properly compensated... Sentence fragments...
"I wanna play with your hot wheels again."
Couldn't be the boiled BACK FAT he ate everyday...
You mean besides the lice ?...
Mike,... Servo,... for what it's worth, my heart WILL go on...
I'm so proud, my son's name in lights.
Something about a knish?
(Barney theme music) "I crush you, you get crushed..."
But you missed my point, despite our new familiarity with names!
There's like one cod left in the North Atlantic, but dammit! They're going to get it.
Talmud! Talmud! ---I mean, Torah! Torah! Torah!
Thank you, won't we?
Bought it from the government it's called FAT MAN or somethin
Lice for sale chiggers and lice!
Goodbye Eeeengland... You've been crushed by GIANT LIZAAARDS!
Stand here and die? Yes sir!
I'm a bit lost, can you tell me how to get to Tokyo?
Lice for sale! Chiggers and lice~!
Then we got into port and everyone was okay, they went out for lunch and felt better.
Oh Gorgo boy, the gor, the gor is going...
Well a lot of people will end up in "hospital" because of this... perhaps even people in... "university"
Poop Deck Pappy. The REAL story!
The HMS Over Easy....
Watch for sharks...I accidently bathed in fish blood this morning