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910 - The Final Sacrifice
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Oh he's a Pipper! Wouldn't you like to be uh...."NO" "NOoo!"
♫ You got mud on you face! A big disgrace! Shoving those sandwiches into your face! Singin' we will, we will Rowsdower! ♫
"D'you have any idea what kind of people you're dealing with?"
"They're from Saskatchewan!"
What is this obsession with not showing us who's getting into what truck??
MIKE: We mustn't hate! Mustn't hate!
CROW: At least so overtly.
MIKE: Exactly! Must disguise our hate, just a little....
Rowsdower, have you always been a ... drifter? No. I was a business man. What happened? I switched to beatin' up annoying kids with beer bottles.
This is just like when they bury me every week at school, and give me pink-belly and hang me from the goal-post and shave my head and magic-marker my wienie and stuff me in my locker.
Getting water for Rowsdoweeerr....Rowsdower wants me to get water for hiiiim!
Mike, is there any way I could hop into the movie and dump this kid's books?
look, they shot and stuffed a pair of snow shoes and had them mounted!
Ok, I dropped the canteen and got lost, right on schedule. Ah, next I have to fall, break my ankle, be attacked by coyotes and buried by a bear.
Children and pregnant women should not watch this scene. You know, in fact, no one really should watch any of these scenes.
so mike, most humans, when you shoot 'em in the butt, they burst into flames?
Well, if I'm going to be a ventriloquist dummy, I better learn how to live in this trunk.
Dear Councillor Troi: I waited at Denny's, but you didn't meet me...
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Guys, this is my 9001st time watching this.
Engage the meme!
I love the weasel-Y rodent noise they make for the kid. Also the S/M guy who wants to know if anyone needs dominating! LOVE!
Though Final Sacrifice predates it by more than 20 years, the song during the opening credits sounds like a crappy version of the Game of Thrones score.
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I have to wonder how Zap and Troy felt about Mst3k riffing on them. Somehow I think zap would be cool with it, and Troy... Troy would not know of it because he got trapped in a well with Timmy. Lassie just stopped caring
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The Final Sacrifice, adventure/fantasy/horror or a somber documentary on Canadian culture?
1:24:41 - Zap and Troy: The Legendary Journeys. Like Supernatural, except good. :p
00:43:45 - Brain Guy + Hockey Hair = WIN
I like looking through these comments periodically and seeing new additions to the list of characters who sound like Mike Pipper:
Did I miss any?
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Mike and the bots got Mike Pipper wrong. He's doesn't sound like Yosemite Sam, he sounds like Rowlf the Dog. I think Pipper is actually a Canadian Muppet.
This is probably one of my favorite episodes, the way they mock this skinny kid in his red sweater and razdower rockin the hockey hair, it never fails to make me laugh!
Mike's right. You only get hockey hair once.
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I literally watch this every day, no matter what kind of day I'm having. Bad day? Final Sacrifice makes it better. Good day? Final Sacrifice makes it awesome.
The End song alone makes this great
The way the villain's face moves as he speaks somewhere round 49:00 ish kind of reminds me of how earth worms crawl...
Do you think an evil Porky Pig would have a speech impediment?
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Rowsdower
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Mike Pipper reminds me of Red Green.
Zap Rowsdower and Mike Pipper have circus act now I hear. Zap stands 50 feet away from an open flame and still manages to spontiously combust, and Pipper gargles battery acid while his trained fleas prove hollow earth theory using his Afro as scaled model of earth.
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Like I mentioned earlier, this isn't one of my top 10...But I have to admit: the bad guy may be my favorite MST3K villain of all time. Even Calgon or The Master can't hold a candle to his gleefully over-the-top evilness--and the positively Shatnerian way he chews the scenery whenever he's on screen.
Wow... Pipper looks and sounds EXACTLY like a relative of mine... I can't look at him without thinking of this movie...
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SyFy channel water mark fail.... 0:35:25
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e came to save the world in a broken truck, with a stinky denim jacket on his back,he couldn't save the movie which really sucked.....
He came to save the world in a broken truck, with a stinky denim jacket on his back, he couldn't save the movie which really sucked........
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this is the best episode i've ever watched! and i've watched it about 10 times now. at this point, i've actually started really enjoying the film. great songs too, (servo's canadian song and his song at the end, "rowsdower saves us..." brilliant comedy! "know him? he was delicious!"
I was expecting Terrance & Phillip to show up.
Interesting that his one is currently tied for the most laughs with 120, even higher than Manos. I love it myself but would not have guessed it was that popular, I think maybe the goofy but still somewhat self important charm of the movie helps. There are other episodes where the riffs are as good but the movies are just too dark to be as much fun.
I am Zap Rausdauer, I like to keep my nose clean, although my body pays for it.....
This has to be in my top 3 - it's a gas
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Considering how cheaply this movie was made (CAN$1500), it's not a bad effort.
Is it just me, or does Pipper look like a rather-raggedy Tom Jones?
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His mullet has written a best-selling autobiography.
He owns a tuxedo made entirely of acid-washed denim.
Bacon lists him as a dependant on its tax forms...
He is Zap Rowsdower: The Most Interesting Canadian In The World.
Rowsdower, Canada's Chuck Norris.
If I ever find myself stuck way out in the canuk frozen tundra with an evil alien prehistoric reserrectucted overlord with hundreds of "kestone kops" minions hoofin after me ... I will take a booze-swillin bad-ass ROWSDOWER over a D-list hack arm-flaylin Num-Chuck Norris ANY day!
Get "toasted" and try to say his name .."RowerDerbyer"? "RowzerBagger?" "RowzerBoozer?"
I'd let Pearl ruie me! :)
That's not a clumsy attempt at innuendo: I like the idea of an evil dictator who asks permission of those she would subjugate.
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Y'know, I gotta admit I really don't "get" this episode's overwhelming popularity. Oh, don't get me wrong: I like it a lot--but it doesn't even crack my personal top 10...and I DEFINITELY wouldn't rate it one of the 3 best episodes in MST3K history--as the club as a whole has (Space Mutiny and Manos I'm on board with).
Is it just me?
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This episode literally had me in stitches this morning with the whole Mike Pipper/Yosemite Sam riffs. Every time the guys who wind up, "OOoooooooooooooo..." in the Pipper/Yosemite Sam voice I lost it.
Hey! The episode hit 100 laughs!
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Y'know, during the opening credits, Nelson wisecracks about "the bacony smell of Canada" on this movie, and I was just thinking... these guys really don't have a lot of room to talk, seeing as how they're doing this in Minneapolis, which is almost Canada.
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Try listening to the Mike Pipper scenes without looking at the video and see if you can discern when Pipper is talking from when Mike and the bots are doing an impression of him.
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I was reading some comments and I started laughing because two people thought that Mike Piper sounded a lot like Dr. Teeth, because when I would watch this episode that's exactly what I used to think to myself. Great minds think alike :)
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I'm proud to say that, thanks to this episode, my mom is now an MST3K fan. :)
Mike Pipper reminds me of Jim Henson when he would operate an old man Muppet...or Dr. Teeth too.
I’d say that guy sounded less like Yosemite Sam and more like Dr. Teeth.
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This movie really could have used a girl.
by far my favorite episode
Enough! There's been too much Canada bashing for too long! I say 'No more'!
The uphill chase scene is one of the worst bits of cinema I've ever seen.
First time seeing this one, haha! Poor Canada.
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Troy looks like a Canadian Gilligan
It reminds me of an episode of "The Littlest Hobo"
Yay! the movie's closed due to snow!
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This is the best MST3K episode. Every Riff is completly on point.
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I think this is the first time servo had to walk himself out of the theatre
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I love that Mike looses it when they first meet Mike Pipper!
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Interview with a Rowsdower: http://youtu.be/eGAxPEeNtVM
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this episode is the one i show to introduce people to mst3k. it usually catches their attention