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911 - Devil Fish



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Linnaeis "I AM the button" Blake - about 1 month ago

Also "average age of cells is eight months" That.... well cells renew over time. Supposedly all of your cells in your body are replaced every seven years. And certain types of cell are replaced very rapidly. Additionally, can't octopi regrow tentacles? and if it's the end of the tentacle, its entirely likely it isn't as old as the creature itself.


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Linnaeis "I AM the button" Blake - about 1 month ago

"Tell me I look like Micky Dolenz"
Im glad Im not the only one who thought that.


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Snuffy Wuffykiss - 3 months ago

So how are killer Octosharks supposed to raise profits? It would make some sense if it was meant to be for a defense contract or something but they didn't even go there.


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Brian Eno - 6 months ago

The male and female leads in this turd are in a kick fuckin' ass Road Warrior/Escape From New York ripoff called 2019: After the Fall of New York.


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I love the first 15 minutes or so of editing. It is quite funny all of the jumps here and there!!!!


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unboundsheep - 7 months ago

son of Nel, the precursor to son of Coul.


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Last of the Wild Ponies - 9 months ago

"Alright, keep calling him." *ring ring* Hello? Mr. Devil Fish?


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Last of the Wild Ponies - 9 months ago

"When you see the red light come on, turn it off." YOU DON'T HAVE TO TURN ON THE RED LIGHT!


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Last of the Wild Ponies - 9 months ago

"It's hard to believe sheriff." He really IS not butter!


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Last of the Wild Ponies - 9 months ago

And now, for the LA Lakers, SHACK!


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Last of the Wild Ponies - 9 months ago

Hey, it's Hugo Weaving!


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Brian Peter Vandenbroek - 12 months ago

Hold on, I don't understand. Why does this movie have two sets of opening credits?


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Chad Snyder - about 1 year ago

The sardonic mock laughter to the last line of the film does it for me every time. Ah, rank banality in script writing, how do I love thee...


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Chad Snyder - about 1 year ago

Servo does a kickass 4 Non Blondes...


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Jeven Moore - over 1 year ago

Devil fish! the only movie monster where you have to throw yourself into its mouth for it to get you! Rated "huh??"


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Conni Perez-Schenkel - over 1 year ago

Our favorite!!!


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Stephen A Nathe - over 1 year ago

26:48---PaRappa the Rappa!!


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I get the feeling that with all the beer chugging, that someone in charge was an alcoholic.


American = canned beer lover
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Rosebud - over 1 year ago

I guess it took a few watchings to realize the stereotype of Americans. How do you show your audience that the Italian blue-eyed actors are "American"? Why of course, have them drink Budweiser from cans 24 hours a day. Ha. I love how they make it more and more blatant. Near the end, the one guy just tells the other "the beers in the cooler", as if he noticed that an American was actually NOT holding a beer and obviously that needed to be rectified asap.

I also love how the girl says "I love the color of your eyes", when EVERY ACTOR in the movie has the same blue eyes. Ha.


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So I watch this back-to-back with The Horror of Party Beach; is it any wonder that when I hear "how are we going to burn a monster hiding at the bottom of the sea", my immediate reaction is "Sodium!"?


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Stephen A Nathe - over 1 year ago

that's how i lke to fish Mike, flashlight and a flame thrower


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Stephen A Nathe - over 1 year ago

Southern Man gonna eat your head!!


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Stephen A Nathe - over 1 year ago

Squad #2 come in please!
We done been 'et, over...!


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Stephen A Nathe - over 1 year ago

Get your flame throwers out! Grab a stick of Juicy Fruit!


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Stephen A Nathe - over 1 year ago

1:18:29---sounds like the Chief calls the Deputy "GORGEOUS"....???


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Stephen A Nathe - over 1 year ago

that guy's name was BOB HOGAN?? OH...oh yah, he TOTALLY looks like a "BOB HOGAN"...!!!


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Stephen A Nathe - over 1 year ago

I'm glad KPORN was back on the air


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Stephen A Nathe - over 1 year ago

whatever it is, i wouldn't wanna rub it the wrong way...

well I would!


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The humanity - almost 2 years ago

A lot of gags about the skinny lady in this one


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"I like the color of your eyes." *Immediately walks away*

Is it just me, or is that the clumsiest flirtation ever filmed? What, is she in sixth grade?


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Kelly Slane - almost 2 years ago

I love the fact that during the opening sequence the blond-stick-girl says "Shush!" and the music stops.


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Frederick Jacob Luebker - almost 2 years ago

42:32 So the Jurassic period was only "approximately 320 years ago"? What, is she from the Christian Science Institute or something?


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Frederick Jacob Luebker - almost 2 years ago

35:35 What the hell is he drinking, a can of condensed milk?


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Sweets McGee - almost 2 years ago

The boats made of concrete. I wonder if it's powered by his face.


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Stereo Catz - almost 2 years ago

Seriously the title comes up TWICE. Once at 8:02 and again at 10:10. Why!?


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Stephen A Nathe - about 2 years ago

"we are vrom Europe...!"----and then Servo's laugh!!!


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Stephen A Nathe - about 2 years ago

i love this one too, but every ep AFTER the Glory of Rowsdower is just filler material


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A Silhouette - about 2 years ago

Just for the sake of education; if something is too high or low of frequency to catch on tape, it is also too high or low of frequency to hear


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Paige Dawson - about 2 years ago

does anyone else think the hitman-esque character (he's the man ringing the "department store" doorbell) looks a lot like a puffed-up version of dexter? or is it just me?


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glugglugglugglugglug... ahh... *KSHKT* glugglugglugglugglug... ahh... *KSHKT* glugglugglugglugglug... ahh... (burp)...*KSHKT*


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Robert Brown - about 2 years ago

Is Mike's opening monologue based on an old TV show opening VO? The words sound familiar, or perhaps I'm losing my grip.

This has to be the least sexy "sexy" movie ever. Possibly--possibly--my favorite MST riff ever: when the scientist removes her glasses and Tom plays the dirty trumpet.


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suzy lux - about 2 years ago

I have this to say:
AHAHAHAHA HA HAHA HAHAHA! OOHOOHOOHOO HAHA HEE HEE HEE! HEHEHHEHEH HAHAHAA HA HA. AHAHAHA HOO HOO HOO HEHEHEHEHEH HAHAHA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA HAHA HA HA HAHAHAHSDHFJSDF HA. HA. HAH. HAH. HEH. ha.


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I checked the original movie to see if their blocking at about 35:43 was really necessary.

Guy's testicle was all the way out of his pants. 'Incoming' indeed!


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Joe Ehresman - about 2 years ago

Tom and Crow laughing at the end keeps getting funnier and funnier as you realize how ridiculous the still frame shot is.


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Teri Gee - over 2 years ago

I love Brain Guy as Isaac. Especially the "Mrs. Dash air" at the beginning and then his little gestures in the background at the end.


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Eric Gilbert - over 2 years ago

Tom at about 00:05:45 "Welp... I'm gonna get drunk if I have to watch this crap-hole of a movie."


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Teri Gee - over 2 years ago

This is an episode that I really had never seen until I started trying to track down all the episodes a few years ago. It's absolutely hilarious and was a joy to watch for the first time. Not my top episode, but definitely easy to watch and enjoy.


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James Krummel - over 2 years ago

Why does this episode have less laughs than Final Sacrifice? Wow. Extremely hilarious riffing non-stop. Such a beautiful episode.


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Bozohotep - over 2 years ago

Boy, ya really gotta watch what ya say any more. Dolphins, electricians...and don't even get me started on Coily the Spring Sprite.


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Dan Rudy - over 2 years ago

"Warning! Ethnic Slur!"


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Bruce Box-Liker - over 2 years ago

"One hundred feet, approximately. Seventy-five feet. Fifty feet! (Pause for light conversation) Twenty-five feet, and it's picking up speed! ...Ten feet! ......Eight feet!"

What's wrong with this picture?


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William Jennings - over 2 years ago

During the Captain's Dinner in the final host segment, Brain Guy is in the background channeling Issac the bartender from "Love Boat".


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Rhea - over 2 years ago

it is not "cetatous." CRETACEOUS. CRETACEOUS. THERE IS AN "R" IN THERE. ALSO IT IS A PERIOD. NOT AN ERA. THOSE TERMS ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE. That whole section drives me crazy. Also, what the hell is up with these scientists?? "We have a recording of the creature and no visual data or any other data to describe this creature." "IT'S A PROTOSHARK/UNDISCOVERED SPECIES." That's a huge leap of faith.


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

"Ed Wood's octopus scene was a lot more convincing that this." That's right folks, Mike just made a reference to a season 4 movie that he wasn't even supposed to be around for. Well done guys.


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

Please tell me she meant to say 320 MILLION years ago.


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

10 feet, 8... ... 20, 15. It's Turned!


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

Why does this movie have two title sequences?


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Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago

"I tried to weld mine." Very rarely has an out of theater line made me laugh that much.


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Fredrick Stafford - over 2 years ago

Alright, I laughed off all your Hercules movies and took the high road and just overlooked Escape 2000. Colossus and the Headhunters was a sucker punch that can never be forgiven, and I did call for sanctions after Danger! Death Ray, but this one tears it Italy! How much more do you expect us to take?! I say it is time to expel the Italian Ambassador, recall ours from Rome, and immediately sever all diplomatic relations. As part of reparations we will keep the lovely Chef Giada De Laurentiis, give back to you all things Chef Boyardee, and be willing to call it even. Just no more movies!


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Joseph Ewing - over 2 years ago

This copy of the episode is unwatchable. You might as well not have this episode available if this is the condition it's in.


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Alyssa Transitoria - almost 3 years ago

The cringe factor of the sex scenes in this is off the charts. Especially with the Darryl Hannah Stick.


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Mike Carmona - almost 3 years ago

This "film" desperately needed a Quint/ seafaring veteran-type. Or a Captain Ahab, seeking revenge against the Devil Fish for eating his beloved...speedo...


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Scott A. Taylor - almost 3 years ago

Sorting through my sock draw would be scarier than this film!


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Rhys Patterson - almost 3 years ago

Shark and octopus? Together in one. Pfft it wouldn't have taken over the ocean it would be hunted to extinction, if if someone wasn't trying to deep fry it, make it soup, or roll it up in rice and seaweed, a group of Asian men with erectile dysfunction would e chasing it down to powder it and snort it in the hopes of a better Viagra drug. It never had a chance.


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Bob Scientist's eulogy was delivered by Mitchell.


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Daniel Durham - almost 3 years ago

So long and thanks for all the fish ;-)


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Leslie Doesn't Get You - about 3 years ago

The guy that gets bit and ends up writhing in his hospital bed... Mike and the bots say he looks like Rob Reiner. I think he looks just like Brian Posehn, who's been in a zillion things, including The Sarah Silverman Program, but I remember him best as the mail clerk from Just Shoot Me.


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Just wondering... why is the picture kind of shifting and waving around on the screen like that? Shots in the opening sequences which are normally stationary are kind of weaving and moving around on the screen. Was this shot off of a monitor with a hand-held iPhone cam or something?


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Fancy Pantserton - about 3 years ago

I love lucifered potatoes, but, HOO, boy. "sphincter fire", that's all I'm saying...and...how do you tell whether or not you have soul in your stool?


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Fancy Pantserton - about 3 years ago

Mike is cute ^_^ like a middle child brother who is charmingly weird, and knows how to play dumb convincingly.


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Rhys Patterson - over 3 years ago

I remember seeing this "movie" on tv several years ago and being able to say few of the jokes. However I until seeing this movie without some of the editing they did for MST3k broadcast I never understood all the " hanging one out there jokes, and evinrude jokes" not sure I still get the evinrude ones but the others referring to how often the actors, usually the electrican's junk slips out of the cut off shorts they are wearing. They one "shot" they still had in the mst3k broadcast has the actors nuts being covered by the MST3k logo. In the uncensored movie I noticed 3 to 4 times maybe five but its during a fight scene and it could be something else. Someone mentions if this was a light porn film first that the director made into a movie. If so he had a real thing for the men in the movie. There are some sex scenes but honestly it was a bait and tackle shot every 15 minutes. And it's not like it was subtle or could be missed lol they just didn't care. Usually it a boob slip and there were a couple with the skinny chick and the electrician"s assistant's death scene. But it was the causal Italian buffalo shots that made the "uncensored" movie make so many if these jokes click for me.


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Kelly Slane - over 3 years ago

Was this originally supposed to be a light porn movie, but the director decided to try to make it an actual movie instead?


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Em Parker - over 3 years ago

The cast people of this film seem to be operating under the assumption that as long as a woman is blonde and blue-eyed, she is attractive. They have simultaneously proved themselves WRONG.


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Olivia P - over 3 years ago

Did...did they just make a Parappa the Rapper reference? Unless "Kick, punch, it's all in the mind" came from something else first...


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Gal Dagon - over 3 years ago

Gotta love Gypsy's description of Pearl.


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Gal Dagon - over 3 years ago

I'm gonna let myself seem a bit creepy and say this movie was worth it just for Iris Peynado. Wow.


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Phil Carstens - over 3 years ago

My two favorite goofs in this movie are when they show the title twice, and when the female scientist says that fish with teeth developed approximately 320 years ago. The fact that they didn't even bother fixing those blatant mistakes shows the director just didn't care.


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The laughing bit at the end of the film gets me every time. It's so brilliantly obnoxious.


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Alex Stefanic - almost 4 years ago

Was this the inspiration for "Sharktopus"?