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911 - Devil Fish
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"Wait, I'll check my notes." - Yes, here it is. '10:00 heard voice filled with hate.'
So Mike, turtles excrete wax, and you humans put it in cans and just rub it all over your cars? Good, that's good. Just keep doing that.
Look, he's built like a G.I. Joe! He even has shoulder sockets so you can pose him!
I'm want to come up here and pout a little bit. Is that ok if I pout a little?
"The cells of this creature have a life of only 8 months?" *takes off sunglasses* I'm going to kick your ass.
ding, dong. ding, dong. Girl in blue satin robe heads towards door. Mike - "It's my daily Victoria Secrets Delivery!"
Re. Bob's recording of initial strange event. Tom Servo - "gulp, gulp, gulp. gulp...ahhhh. Spshhhht. Gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp. Spshhhht.
GYPSY: alarm, a dolphin warship has just decoulped of the port bow, it's weapons and propulsion system is advanced way beyond our understanding......
"No, no, I'm not going to fall for that" No, really! I AM getting divorced, toots.
Well, you could have put grandma's ashes in a more dignified container.
I've never heard anything like it. It was almost like a voice. A voice? Did I say voice? I meant DOORKNOB!
I WILL seek my revenge...but first, I'm going to snag me a Charleston Chew.
Sorry about that electrician crack earlier. My father's village was attacked by electricians.
"Anyone who has the chance to tap the tremendous reserves of the sea will have the future." "...in his hands." "Yeah, thanks for helping me out there."
It's a movie that constantly reassures you, you don't need to concern yourself with this.
"Why don't you take me with you?" -Because you dress like Robbin Williams
Wouldn't it be great if you were devil fishing? And they had beer! Really watery American beer.
Sorry about that 'elctrician crack' earlier- my fathers village was attacked by electricians...
If I don't come back adopt a single currency, eat snails, and don't shave your armpits.
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"Ed Wood's octopus scene was a lot more convincing that this." That's right folks, Mike just made a reference to a season 4 movie that he wasn't even supposed to be around for. Well done guys.
Please tell me she meant to say 320 MILLION years ago.
10 feet, 8... ... 20, 15. It's Turned!
Why does this movie have two title sequences?
"I tried to weld mine." Very rarely has an out of theater line made me laugh that much.
Alright, I laughed off all your Hercules movies and took the high road and just overlooked Escape 2000. Colossus and the Headhunters was a sucker punch that can never be forgiven, and I did call for sanctions after Danger! Death Ray, but this one tears it Italy! How much more do you expect us to take?! I say it is time to expel the Italian Ambassador, recall ours from Rome, and immediately sever all diplomatic relations. As part of reparations we will keep the lovely Chef Giada De Laurentiis, give back to you all things Chef Boyardee, and be willing to call it even. Just no more movies!
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This copy of the episode is unwatchable. You might as well not have this episode available if this is the condition it's in.
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The cringe factor of the sex scenes in this is off the charts. Especially with the Darryl Hannah Stick.
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This "film" desperately needed a Quint/ seafaring veteran-type. Or a Captain Ahab, seeking revenge against the Devil Fish for eating his beloved...speedo...
Sorting through my sock draw would be scarier than this film!
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Shark and octopus? Together in one. Pfft it wouldn't have taken over the ocean it would be hunted to extinction, if if someone wasn't trying to deep fry it, make it soup, or roll it up in rice and seaweed, a group of Asian men with erectile dysfunction would e chasing it down to powder it and snort it in the hopes of a better Viagra drug. It never had a chance.
Bob Scientist's eulogy was delivered by Mitchell.
So long and thanks for all the fish ;-)
The guy that gets bit and ends up writhing in his hospital bed... Mike and the bots say he looks like Rob Reiner. I think he looks just like Brian Posehn, who's been in a zillion things, including The Sarah Silverman Program, but I remember him best as the mail clerk from Just Shoot Me.
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Just wondering... why is the picture kind of shifting and waving around on the screen like that? Shots in the opening sequences which are normally stationary are kind of weaving and moving around on the screen. Was this shot off of a monitor with a hand-held iPhone cam or something?
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I love lucifered potatoes, but, HOO, boy. "sphincter fire", that's all I'm saying...and...how do you tell whether or not you have soul in your stool?
Mike is cute ^_^ like a middle child brother who is charmingly weird, and knows how to play dumb convincingly.
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I remember seeing this "movie" on tv several years ago and being able to say few of the jokes. However I until seeing this movie without some of the editing they did for MST3k broadcast I never understood all the " hanging one out there jokes, and evinrude jokes" not sure I still get the evinrude ones but the others referring to how often the actors, usually the electrican's junk slips out of the cut off shorts they are wearing. They one "shot" they still had in the mst3k broadcast has the actors nuts being covered by the MST3k logo. In the uncensored movie I noticed 3 to 4 times maybe five but its during a fight scene and it could be something else. Someone mentions if this was a light porn film first that the director made into a movie. If so he had a real thing for the men in the movie. There are some sex scenes but honestly it was a bait and tackle shot every 15 minutes. And it's not like it was subtle or could be missed lol they just didn't care. Usually it a boob slip and there were a couple with the skinny chick and the electrician"s assistant's death scene. But it was the causal Italian buffalo shots that made the "uncensored" movie make so many if these jokes click for me.
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Was this originally supposed to be a light porn movie, but the director decided to try to make it an actual movie instead?
The cast people of this film seem to be operating under the assumption that as long as a woman is blonde and blue-eyed, she is attractive. They have simultaneously proved themselves WRONG.
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Did...did they just make a Parappa the Rapper reference? Unless "Kick, punch, it's all in the mind" came from something else first...
Gotta love Gypsy's description of Pearl.
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I'm gonna let myself seem a bit creepy and say this movie was worth it just for Iris Peynado. Wow.
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My two favorite goofs in this movie are when they show the title twice, and when the female scientist says that fish with teeth developed approximately 320 years ago. The fact that they didn't even bother fixing those blatant mistakes shows the director just didn't care.
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The laughing bit at the end of the film gets me every time. It's so brilliantly obnoxious.
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Was this the inspiration for "Sharktopus"?