911 - Devil Fish
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Let's tip it just to scare her.
Huh, the devil fish is on the roof!
"Well Doc, what's the story?" Runaway bunny.
His hair's getting all tangled in the reel-to-reel.
When dumb guys snorkel.
Man, feeding the whole ocean is hard.
It's Mrs. Dash air actually.
"Wait, I'll check my notes." - Yes, here it is. '10:00 heard voice filled with hate.'
They must have hired every nature-hating psycho in Dade County
Farrah Fawcett Minor
Enjoy the sides of my breasts!
Come on legs, evolve!!
This scene omitted for content.
So Mike, turtles excrete wax, and you humans put it in cans and just rub it all over your cars? Good, that's good. Just keep doing that.
They'll be number 2 soon enough
This is the dawning of the age of seaquarium!
Look, he's built like a G.I. Joe! He even has shoulder sockets so you can pose him!
I'm want to come up here and pout a little bit. Is that ok if I pout a little?
I'm pleased at things.
"Whatever it is, I wouldn't want it inside me." Well I would!
Ha, I hung one out for fun. :)
"Oh my god, Peter!" Is your European-ness O-K?
"Hey!" Stop in the name of Europe!
Ah, the heavily sexed world of appliance repair.
I feel European upon seeing that.
"The cells of this creature have a life of only 8 months?" *takes off sunglasses* I'm going to kick your ass.
I got the Amiga working!
His broadcast day is over.
Crow - "After this beer, we should have a beer sometime!" lol.
ding, dong. ding, dong. Girl in blue satin robe heads towards door. Mike - "It's my daily Victoria Secrets Delivery!"
Re. Bob's recording of initial strange event. Tom Servo - "gulp, gulp, gulp. gulp...ahhhh. Spshhhht. Gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp. Spshhhht.
Pre-dried, immediately spread blood.
Man, Abyss 2 isn't very good.
I tried to unclog my lawnmower with my feet.
The directors vision...lots of shots of things.
"A lotta' guys named 'Beau' were killed that day."
"Mike, how come you don't have huge rubber pants?"
"Who says I don't?"
"They're deploying Sea Dreidels!"
"Although we are having tentacle difficulties!"
"I'm made of ground chuck and lava."
"I did my own splenectomy and saved!"
"Y'know, just because you can edit doesn't mean you should."
"Mrs. Kilroy was here."
The Blue Show. Starring Blue.
You know, that door's not even red and I want to paint it black.
Buy yourself something ugly.
My rash, it's going away!
2000 Flushes: The Movie.
Well, um, blub, I guess.
Cello, twelve fathoms.
He's gettin' paid ten large to whack a grouper.
The film crew's really having fun throwing stuff at her.
"He's enjoying the BOLD ADVENTUROUS life of a TV REPAIRMAN"
GYPSY: alarm, a dolphin warship has just decoulped of the port bow, it's weapons and propulsion system is advanced way beyond our understanding......
It's like shooting fish...not in a barrel.
Stop in the name of Europe!
I gotta finish this bomb for Pakistan by Saturday.
He's listening to Awaken the Beer Drinker Within.
Well, he's going to need new pants
Hey, that's Rip Torn in drag
"I've just discovered something terrifying..." Carol Channing nude!
Is this really an appropriate place for the soft core porn music?
General Organizer: Just put some things over there and over there...
"No, no, I'm not going to fall for that" No, really! I AM getting divorced, toots.
Something vague this way comes.
Well, you could have put grandma's ashes in a more dignified container.
Squad number 2 come in ! They'll be number 2 soon enough
He threw a little Euro-tantrum
Janet ! Janet ! Oh, I forgot, I'm nasty. Miss Jackson !
Now is this Fab or Rob ?
I've never heard anything like it. It was almost like a voice. A voice? Did I say voice? I meant DOORKNOB!
That's so big it's an eleventacle!
"It's a substance necessary to life." Like cigarettes, fire and thumbs.
Ah Captain Pantyhose.
Come on, beer! Get in my mouth!
Well, we got dolphins in the basement...
Oh no, there's the shark that asked me out!
"Oh isn't this an orange juice, oh darn."
I WILL seek my revenge...but first, I'm going to snag me a Charleston Chew.
Sorry about that electrician crack earlier. My father's village was attacked by electricians.
Their gonna see a dolphin robbing a 7/11.
Whatever it is, I think it's good we took it out of him.
That's my special line, a beer is in trouble somewhere.
Something vague, this way comes.
My bikini is frightened.
Hey it's a hoochie coochie fish!
Dolphins won the Superbowl! Yay!
"Two geniuses should never work together." But these two guys'll be fine.
"what's that?" Kraftverk.
"Anyone who has the chance to tap the tremendous reserves of the sea will have the future." "...in his hands." "Yeah, thanks for helping me out there."
It's a movie that constantly reassures you, you don't need to concern yourself with this.
Even in death he won't shut up!
Welcome to downtown Shackville.
Of course I am American and not Italian, I drive a truck!
What she said, after this.
Somewhere a beer is in trouble...
Yes, here at WOI we do this kind of thing
"Why don't you take me with you?" -Because you dress like Robbin Williams
Wouldn't it be great if you were devil fishing? And they had beer! Really watery American beer.
Sorry about that 'elctrician crack' earlier- my fathers village was attacked by electricians...
They're gonna airlift us out of the movie! Here we are! Here we are!
Another dark-shaded mobbed-up docter.
Ok I guess I'll except a little sex from you, go ahead.
"I'm no expert..." But this is pointy.
Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind!
Devil Fish in love... Devil Fish in looove...
If I don't come back adopt a single currency, eat snails, and don't shave your armpits.
Boy, am I from Florida
"His heart gave out." Well, I GAVE it out.
The sherrif's official report simply read, "ick".
Beery guy's theme