912 - The Screaming Skull
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Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
Can I interest you in some defenestration?
"The Screaming Skull is a motion picture that reaches it's climax in shocking horror..." But, we cut that.
Everyone knows it's SlinkSkull!
Let's just say she was riddled with bullets
HE'S BEING COMPELLED TO HOLD A SKULL AGAINST HIS NECK!
See, that's a REAL Dead-head.
I found a screaming hip bone if that helps.
Ok, who turned up the heat in the hot tub?
"I wonder if I could get Mickey to eat this for a quarter."
This movies original title was "Looking for Mickey".
::Lightning crashes:: Hey, the Tibetan Freedom concert is starting!
Crow - "I'll just tell people that I accidentally strangled myself against the coffee table."
Mike - "That MAN never finishes anything!"
Crow - "Why are their scuffs all over my pride skull?"
I'm Zoroastrian and my husband doesn't even know it.
Oh, great, she is playing her Yoko Ono albums again.
Oh, hes down there on the teeter totter again.
Remember folks, if you die of boredom you do NOT get a free coffin. Sorry.
Now go to dead. BED!
"The only cure for her fear is to teach her she's loved. I mean really loved." - I mean REALLY REALLY...!
"Aw, poor Mickey..." - He's so fine he blows my mind, poor Mickey.
Oh its the robots I hired to do the yard work!
"If Ed Wood had directed Rules of the Game."
"Pepe LePeuw walked by!"
"If you imagine it's a Leroy Neiman, this scene plays a lot better."
"Y'know, all this time we could've been watching an apple brown."
"At least some oboe player got a paycheck outta' all this horse-hockey."
"Does she have a ham-halo?"
"It may kill you."
"If you watch it in front of a moving bus."
"I'm gonna' glaze your backside, Young Man."
"Habitat Against Humanity!"
"Oh, don't! That's Wallace and Grommet's yard!"
Please, Mike, just WORK the LUMPS!
Hey, you can throw things through dad! I'm gonna get an anvil.
I'm gonna set you on Don Knotts strength.
My name's not Eric, ma'am.
Good riddance, you stinkin' atheist!
And the moral of this story: Never get close to anyone, EVER.
It's like a scary Benny Hill sketch.
So this movie is kind of a combination of "Tell-Tale Heart", Blithe Spirit, and well... uh... a piece of lint I guess.
This is generally regarded as a less than healthy form of expression in a marriage.
Oh relax honey. Here, let me massage your epiglottis.
Yeah we have a pretty good marriage. It's been three days. I haven't killed her yet.
Man, I gotta hire a wife killing service. It's cheaper in the long run really.
We'll have to advance to my "burning small animals" therapy.
Could she do something! Like react, or decide, or maybe just infer maybe.
They put a tiny bit of movie in a box and then just filled the rest with a bunch of foam peanuts.
Oh, why did my husband and I agree to sleep in different movies?
I should probably put out the raging fire in the den.
The movie that dares to graphically depict sometimes seeing peacocks and sometimes not seeing peacocks.
Oh, good thing she's able to see that with her remote camera attached to the flexible hose.
Well, might as well start that smut movie I've been talking about.
I had a victim in the oven!
Um, I gotta go stare at things in my shed.
Mickey, how 'bout I just *give* you my underwear drawer.
Mickey gave me an ear. I wonder if you knew who it was.
"How did Marion die?" Let's just say she was riddled with bullets.
Oh man, it's like a buffet of victims! I don't know where to start!
Mike: Oh there he is. You know, have people wised up to hiring guys like this?
Crow: Aw come on, Mike. How is he any different than you? Really?
Hey look, you're second choice. Accept it!
I invite you to join me in marital intercourse.
You guys might be tempted to make a Smoke On The Water joke here, but I urge you to refrain.
I hate it when people die. The make such a big deal out of it.
Ooh, bad move. Robots do not fight clean. You know that, Mike.
Well, you use one of those older Phillips analog chips in your robot, you're gonna get this.
Pokey left a big surprise in your begonias.
The nice thing about Gumby is that you can use him for window caulk.
One of my classmates died in the kiln today, mother.
Hey, it's Micky & he's wearing pants today! Heeeeey. Micky!
The skull has been perfectly civil through this, I must say.
It's a fair to partly cottony day.
Hmmm, I should have married that nice Mr von Beulow!
Thanks for the spontaneous tonsilectomy, honey!
No, honey. Now, it may sound selfish, but I want everything for me.
You know the gospel speaks of losers like you
I'll just grab a goldfish for lunch
Uh, your kinda slacking off on the house shaking, Ron
"Base of her skull was smashed."
... Anyway, how are *you* ?
That scene brought to you by the Superfluous Foundation.
Thank goodness for the internal genitalia!
ST. Francis boxing pose...Cmere tough guy,
Crackers?! Wow! Maybe they can have white rice later!
Let me go put on my turtleneck peignoir.
Well, I'd better go rotate the hostages
Ah, so he checks Mickey's villa in the south of France.
"It wasn't quite that kind of sanitarium." It was staffed by clowns.
Now I'll enter your dimension.
Yeah, Mr. Snow, then Mr. Horse, than Mr. Mary Jane.
If this turns out to be her husband, I'm just gonna return the unused portions of this movie.
And the Bra Fairy Queen appeared.
Pinched Lady at Giverny.
Ah, her favourite symbol, a pyramide balanced on oranges.
"I'm going to speak to Mickey in the morning." With a series of grunts and whistles.
It's like they had two servings of tension, which they try to stretch out to seven people.
Just beheading rats down here, honey!
It was either the clown wallpaper or the flat grey paint.
"...as if she was affraid of something." I did have a gun at her ribs during the dinner.
Here, have a stick, honey!
"Oh-o!" My tail is lifting!
"But on this day, something unexpected happened." Gumby was nude.
My new wife is early.
Fruma Sarah! Fruma Sarah!
Whoa - someone's radial saw went through a nail!
If this turns out to be her husband I'm just going to return the unused portion of this move.
This scene is a foam peanut. Maybe two.
Y'know, they weren't really expecting anybody to watch this, everybody was supposed to be necking by this point.
Remember folks - if you die of boredom you DO NOT get a free coffin. Sorry.
Hey, that's old-growth clay!
When did Gumby get a class F license?
I think they hired a pudgy little 13 year old to noodle on his Tuba, too.
Can we help you movie lady? Do you need a push or something?!?
I want all chests as covered up as mine!
That squares my breasts!
Hey! He's growing pot!
This is your colon on pork, any questions?
Come on, you son of a bit, t, t... I mean, my son.
"It's only the peacocks." Yeah, they're machining some tools out back.
That was expertly done, played the break just right.
Whooh, my bout with Holyfield was tougher than I thought.
Oh great, Ebola.
Now let me tell you about Norman Schwrzkopf's book.
So he just goes to work starkers?
AHHH! THIS IS WORSE THEN SE7EN!
(Tom as Nat king cole) "Smile though your heart is aching"
someday she'll look back on this and worry about it
Everyone knows it's slink-skull!
I'm so bi-polar sometimes!
Shhhh. Uncle Lady will take care of you.
Mickey's a wide-awake nightmare!
Her favorite symbol-- a pyramid balanced on oranges.
Ok, i'll climb in, and you confess through the little hole
I'm gonna start my own pond.
...and you forgot your baby.
Mickey manufactures his own ammonia to clean the greenhouse...
Mickey's trying to lead them away from his eggs.
Something's staying crunchy, even in milk.
Could you quickproof my suicide note?
Just beheading rats down here, honey!
close ups reveal the weakness of the whole premise
Martin Luther's nailing each thesis individually...
Flat, drab passion meanders across the screen!
I'm pleasant but I have issues.
You know the Bible speaks of losers like you.
"It was a rainy night..." And I shot her.
Well, I better go rotate the hostages...
I love you deceased wife... uh, I mean Jenny!
its Gandalf scratching things on the door again
Damn I Need More Pig's Blood.
Clay figures go home!
and then a lion jumped out and shot her
The film broke and it was horrible!
CAN I BORROW SOME FLESH?!
Hey it's Mickey and he's wearing pants today!
look I made a mustache with your hair
And then she got dead.
Yep, when you think shocking horror you think German Oom-pah band music.
Alas, poor Yorick! She threw him well.
Ah, Van Gogh's "Howdee".
Wow, Mrs Gumby is stacked!