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913 - Quest of the Delta Knights



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Timothy Cuthbertson - 3 days ago

Leonardo da Vinci's a mook!


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Ray Cumberledge - 6 days ago

The plot of this movie is almost exactly the same as Assassin's Creed II.


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Linnaeis "I AM the button" Blake - about 1 month ago

the kid looks like Peter Tork.


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Buffalo Rider - 2 months ago

I wish David Warner would have played all the parts in this movie.


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Look Polish - 3 months ago

This is the most asinine film.


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Snuffy Wuffykiss - 3 months ago

Featuring two of the most easily escaped jail cells ever. The dungeon cell bars were wide enough to step thru and the other jail was made of sticks and string.


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SaturnHex - 3 months ago

This is probably the best production value of any MST3K film I've seen so far.


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Stereo Catz - 4 months ago

I'm gonna say France around 1470. Whada ya think?


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Matthew Boyle - 5 months ago

what is it with medieval villains and ridiculous bat winged helmets? The guy in Deathstalker had a funny helmet too.


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Jane Sproul - 7 months ago

"You're such a slut for getting raped."

CLASSY! :D


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Last of the Wild Ponies - 9 months ago

"I think one is the right way..." and the other is the left way!


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Last of the Wild Ponies - 9 months ago

Wanna see my Devil Doll?


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Last of the Wild Ponies - 9 months ago

IT'S...


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Trouser The Arctic Pooch - 11 months ago

I am proud to declare I like pie!


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Joseph Ewing - about 1 year ago

43:40-43:44 is the greatest moment in this entire episode. If didn't even have a single other funny riff, I would still give the episode a smiley-face laugh "I like" thingy.


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JR Pap - about 1 year ago

Oh Richard Kind...


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Trouser The Arctic Pooch - about 1 year ago

Prince Jump-Jugs?


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Corvid - about 1 year ago

Damn I really want that Batmobile..


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Rebecca Richards - about 1 year ago

It's kind of hilarious about all the Lord of the Rings jokes that popped up in this episode, given that this aired several years before the movies came out. I'm wondering who the Tolkien nerd was on the writing staff!


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Stereo Catz - over 1 year ago

I can't stand this Leonardo Da Vinci. But I need him to fix my hidden blades and build me a flying machine.


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ok whoever conceived this movie must have been smoking old gym socks. Its a complete mishmash of dark ages, medieval, renaissance, sword and sorcery wtf.


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The humanity - over 1 year ago

I just don't find Pearl funny, and this one had far too much of her. In the theater she's even worse


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Melissa Bachmann - over 1 year ago

I remember in the nineties the Sci Fi channel had a fantasy week and this movie (unriffed) was one of the ones they showed so I actually got to see this before it was riffed which is the only time that's happened for me.


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Stereo Catz - over 1 year ago

What's the code-phrase if say... it happens to be raining?


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Rock Harris - over 1 year ago

It really does look like a slightly more advanced Ren Faire....


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Edmund Wolfe - over 1 year ago

It's too bad Mike didn't think of trapping Pearl in her (son's) own experiment... He was clearly on friendly terms with Brain Guy, he could have just told him to bring the bots down and leave Pearl there... what would she have done about it?


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Edmund Wolfe - over 1 year ago

Is it wrong of me to be honestly interested "What other names were considered for Huckleberry"?


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anyone totally creeped out with the references to the kid using a prostitute? EW!!!!!


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Stephen A Nathe - almost 2 years ago

I think the clunker Crow is the Crow that got stuck back in the 1980s, and just got worn down from working in the cheese factory...


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Stephen A Nathe - almost 2 years ago

i love the song by the Servo choir....ALMOST as good as the Skydivers ep's song


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B RYE the MST3K Guy - almost 2 years ago

i see Badul hangs out with R Kelly "splash"


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Katie Green - almost 2 years ago

Watch this episode - its so funny! The Pearl commenting/riffing segment lasts about 15 minutes in (then it switches to mike) Very underrated episode


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Ray Garraty - almost 2 years ago

At around 10:50 you can see what looks like plastic hangars and at 12:08 plastic curtain rings. At least now I know plastic was around far earlier than 1908.


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Ray Garraty - almost 2 years ago

The host segment where Mike and the guys are getting drunk, gambling, and badmouthing an eavesdropping Pearl, is one of the best of that other networks era.


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K.T. Robot - almost 2 years ago

This is actually an enjoyable movie on its own, but really blossoms with the MST touch. Oddly enough, I had just watched "Starfighters", and the resemblance between Toms quartet and United Servo Academy in uncanny. Incredible. Crazy.


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C. Joseph Osborn - almost 2 years ago

'never ask bootsy collins if you can borrow a coat.'


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Stereo Catz - almost 2 years ago

The title was designed by a dragon?


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This is the episode that made me like Pearl. I love her in the theater, and she's got some awesome chemistry with the bots. Wish this could have happened more often, or at least for a longer period in this ep!


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Stereo Catz - about 2 years ago

Hey Kid, if you can dance you can get a job. No change!


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Landon Strange - about 2 years ago

Where is this filmed, the Texas Renaissance Festival fairgrounds?


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Rufus T. Firefly - about 2 years ago

So, if I'm not mistaken, the delta knights consist of an old dude pretending to be a beggar for some reason, a one-eyed fellow dressed like an old nun, an obese old woman, an Italian artist from the wrong century, and a 12 year old boy. Yep, that's a crack team if there ever was one.


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Rufus T. Firefly - about 2 years ago

As someone who grew up in the '90s and who still loves the Batman animated series from that era, I have to say it feels weird hearing Ra's al Ghul's voice coming out of David Warner (and yes, I know Mr. Warner is the one who did the voice). He was so awesome on that show, it's really kind of a downer to see him something like this. Excellent riffing, though.


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suzy lux - over 2 years ago

so...*licks pencil*


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John Carnahan - over 2 years ago

I love Pearl in the theater


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Colter Matthews - over 2 years ago

"Hi guys! Are there things that are happening?"
"Later we'll take stuff and do it right?"
"Where does the continuing of things which goes again?"
"Have said goodbye to things."
You're welcome!


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Missed riff: They could have noted that David Warner is his own worst enemy.


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Zachariah Durr - over 2 years ago

Why did the Mike years seem to think sketches based on boredom would read as "funny" and not "boring"?


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James Krummel - over 2 years ago

Yet another movie they have done that could have been so much better with a decent budget and director. Also, big fan of David Warner. Another fine actor who made the best of any role he was in, whether it was goofy or serious. Masterful theater actor and grand voice fit for narration and voice over work. His portrayal of Ras'a Ghul in the Batman Animated Series was simply divine. He was also the voice of Jon Irenicus in one of the best CRPGs ever made, Baldur's Gate 2. Yeah. Love me some David Warner. Mad respect.


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Mark Goncalves - over 2 years ago

EWWW Pearl in the theater! DESECRATION! HOLY GROUND! AAEEIIIiiiii


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Nick - over 2 years ago

A medieval twist on Robert Heinlein's novel 'Citizen of the Galaxy'.


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Gal Dagon - over 2 years ago

Do not meddle in the affairs of Wizards, for they... Well, they... Ugh, just don't, okay?


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Desiree Ashcraft - over 2 years ago

Kinda funny to watch this after seeing him in the latest Doctor Who season. Played a Soviet scientist! So awesome!


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Rebecca Richards - almost 3 years ago

Wow. This generally is kind of unpopular for MSTies, but it's one of the best ranked episodes on this site.

...well I liked it too :P


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Jonathan Kratz - almost 3 years ago

Glenlivet! On a Gizmonics paycheck...? 22:05! NO, he's in Pearl's castle, right?


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Frostyshark - almost 3 years ago

Oh my god, I recognize David Warner from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Secret of the Ooze! And he did this movie after??


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Mike Carmona - almost 3 years ago

I'm surprised this movie didn't go as far as to say that DaVinci's inspiration behind the Mona Lisa was because he met Thena. Also, her horse wanted a head-butting challenge at 1:22:15.


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Soooo... Li'l Lord T. Wizard Smug-leroy destroys a historical archive of inestimable value, because he, his Breck Girl hairdo, and his dumb-as-two-fenceposts sidekicks don't consider Humankind to be worthy of it.

There ain't a Norwegian fish big enough to deliver James Dodson & Friends the slapping that they've so richly earned here.


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Kimono Dragon - about 3 years ago

So the opening scene is the villagers against the Knights who say "Nee"? Why not just get them a shrubbery, and save all the bloodshed?


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cire992 - about 3 years ago

Why does the villain have all the comic relief bits?


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Fredrick Stafford - about 3 years ago

I noticed Thena changed out of her swanky new princess garb and back into her old serving wench outfit for the last scene when she showed up saved the guys bacon. Was she showing solidarity for the Order or did they just shoot all the horse riding exteriors that day and did not bother with costume continuity? I guess the answer to that was also sealed forever in the “Lost Storehouse.” Geez.


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Fuzzy Skinner - about 3 years ago

It'll be a nice day if it doesn't rain......


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Fancy Pantserton - about 3 years ago

How good can you really be at 'maps'? Yeah, it's like being really good at eating cereal.


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Edmund Wolfe - about 3 years ago

Question: did anyone else get the hidden joke about "delta" knights? In physics, the Greek letter delta signifies change...

....y'see, 'cause they'er revolutionaries... y'know... they want to change things.....

......well I thought it was clever >.>


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ryan shei - about 3 years ago

Word up to the ongoing "HAZZZAH" reference.


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J.D. Martell - over 3 years ago

What's the theme they start singing at about 43:11?


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Jacob Ivy - over 3 years ago

How did Mike know about the pee throwing scene?


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Big McLargehuge - over 3 years ago

Kevin Murphy gets some serious dap for "Air on a Delta Knight." One man choir is cool as is, but in polyphony is awesome.


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Robert Ferguson - over 3 years ago

Let's loosely take the story of the Knights Templar, spin it with Leo da Vinci, AND throw in an unlikely child hero, and viola, your movie. Oh the Riffing, rather good.


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Robert Ferguson - over 3 years ago

RevJJVQ's comment on how the bots "snuggle" up, well it's not cute. IT"S TREASON !!!!


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Gal Dagon - over 3 years ago

Leonardo's spaceship is easily the coolest prop they've had on the show.


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John Curtis - over 3 years ago

Boob Servo is both weird and fantastic.


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Reconst - over 3 years ago

Lord Volchere


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Ashley Taylor Smith - over 3 years ago

Link one changes channels to cartoon network around the 10min mark.


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natoonea - almost 4 years ago

brilliant portrayal of Da Vinci (as a Scorsese movie character type)--during the break/skit--not in the movie itself.


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kristin mak - almost 4 years ago

I think this is the most funny MST3K episode. Yes there are some that are yawners. If I don't find myself laughing out loud in the first 10 minutes I switch movies. Speaking of switching Pearl trades places with Mike just for a short bit and shares a mint with the bots: "Gee, thanks Pearl!" the riffs for her are wonderful:"ewww.. Wizard whizz.. haha. Yes I think the only episode with an instance of pee throwing. Also I could never understand all the movies during this era with the "man/boy friendship" deals. I find it odd and frankly a little creepy. Well, this movie is sort of creepy, I am glad the bots n them got a hold of it.


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NS - almost 4 years ago

Loaner Crow with his primer-colored shoulder plate and killer radio...


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Alex Stefanic - almost 4 years ago

Pearl is a damn fine riffer! It's a shame this is the only time she got in the theater.


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RevJoan - about 4 years ago

so cute how the bots snuggle up to Pearl...