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913 - Quest of the Delta Knights
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Crow - "These Delta Knights are taken captive like three times a day! That's not a good record."
"She's nothing but a serving wench!"
"That's not true!"
She's a shift leader!
When these guys aren't writing lines of code they're out doing this crap.
"In 212 B.C., the Romans attacked... and pushed down all our cheap sets."
"You asked for experts, didnt you?!" ughh... You believe I gotta act with this guy?
"Athena was always a princess" or a cheerleader, or a naughty nurse.
"It's always a nice day if it doesn't rain"... "If the sun's not too warm."
SO YOU'RE A DELTA KNIGHT TOO, HUH?
Shhhhh!
Now these can put a person to sleep in no time at all. They're tiny James Michener books.
"Oh yea, I got bought by a beard wearing psycho, got half a can of pee thrown at me, yea things are great!"
It's so awkward when you're at the Ground Round and you have to kill a person.
How good can you really be at maps? It's like being good at eating cereal.
You are no longer a slave, understand? You're the hostage of a mad man.
"Would you like some food?" I would but what is that crap you're holding up?
"My name is Baydool. Can you say Baydool?" Let me try: get bent. No I guess I can't.
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Do not meddle in the affairs of Wizards, for they... Well, they... Ugh, just don't, okay?
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Kinda funny to watch this after seeing him in the latest Doctor Who season. Played a Soviet scientist! So awesome!
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Wow. This generally is kind of unpopular for MSTies, but it's one of the best ranked episodes on this site.
...well I liked it too :P
Glenlivet! On a Gizmonics paycheck...? 22:05! NO, he's in Pearl's castle, right?
Oh my god, I recognize David Warner from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Secret of the Ooze! And he did this movie after??
I'm surprised this movie didn't go as far as to say that DaVinci's inspiration behind the Mona Lisa was because he met Thena. Also, her horse wanted a head-butting challenge at 1:22:15.
Soooo... Li'l Lord T. Wizard Smug-leroy destroys a historical archive of inestimable value, because he, his Breck Girl hairdo, and his dumb-as-two-fenceposts sidekicks don't consider Humankind to be worthy of it.
There ain't a Norwegian fish big enough to deliver James Dodson & Friends the slapping that they've so richly earned here.
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So the opening scene is the villagers against the Knights who say "Nee"? Why not just get them a shrubbery, and save all the bloodshed?
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Why does the villain have all the comic relief bits?
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I noticed Thena changed out of her swanky new princess garb and back into her old serving wench outfit for the last scene when she showed up saved the guys bacon. Was she showing solidarity for the Order or did they just shoot all the horse riding exteriors that day and did not bother with costume continuity? I guess the answer to that was also sealed forever in the “Lost Storehouse.” Geez.
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It'll be a nice day if it doesn't rain......
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How good can you really be at 'maps'? Yeah, it's like being really good at eating cereal.
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Question: did anyone else get the hidden joke about "delta" knights? In physics, the Greek letter delta signifies change...
....y'see, 'cause they'er revolutionaries... y'know... they want to change things.....
......well I thought it was clever >.>
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Word up to the ongoing "HAZZZAH" reference.
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What's the theme they start singing at about 43:11?
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How did Mike know about the pee throwing scene?
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Kevin Murphy gets some serious dap for "Air on a Delta Knight." One man choir is cool as is, but in polyphony is awesome.
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Let's loosely take the story of the Knights Templar, spin it with Leo da Vinci, AND throw in an unlikely child hero, and viola, your movie. Oh the Riffing, rather good.
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RevJJVQ's comment on how the bots "snuggle" up, well it's not cute. IT"S TREASON !!!!
Leonardo's spaceship is easily the coolest prop they've had on the show.
Boob Servo is both weird and fantastic.
Lord Volchere < Lord Voldemort.
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Link one changes channels to cartoon network around the 10min mark.
brilliant portrayal of Da Vinci (as a Scorsese movie character type)--during the break/skit--not in the movie itself.
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I think this is the most funny MST3K episode. Yes there are some that are yawners. If I don't find myself laughing out loud in the first 10 minutes I switch movies. Speaking of switching Pearl trades places with Mike just for a short bit and shares a mint with the bots: "Gee, thanks Pearl!" the riffs for her are wonderful:"ewww.. Wizard whizz.. haha. Yes I think the only episode with an instance of pee throwing. Also I could never understand all the movies during this era with the "man/boy friendship" deals. I find it odd and frankly a little creepy. Well, this movie is sort of creepy, I am glad the bots n them got a hold of it.
Loaner Crow with his primer-colored shoulder plate and killer radio...
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Pearl is a damn fine riffer! It's a shame this is the only time she got in the theater.
so cute how the bots snuggle up to Pearl...