913 - Quest of the Delta Knights
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Uh, Hibachi's are going sir, if you wanna stick around for burgers.
"God speed T" - And to your muffiny hat.
"It allows me to move around freely" - Like a good pair of underwear.
Welcome, I like to call it the "Plague Nest."
Man, my eyes have already evolved away!
"Ewww! Wizard wizz!"
The pee throwing scene, ladies and gentlemen.
Crow - "These Delta Knights are taken captive like three times a day! That's not a good record."
Hey, his chopped-up torso is easier to carry than I thought.
He's really rather an artLESS dodger.
I guess that yarnmail doesn't work very good.
Hey, he's a puss.....in boots.
"She's nothing but a serving wench!"
"That's not true!"
She's a shift leader!
When these guys aren't writing lines of code they're out doing this crap.
"The Vikings in this movie don't Vike very well."
"In 212 B.C., the Romans attacked... and pushed down all our cheap sets."
"Never ask Bootsy Collins if you can borrow a coat."
"Oh, they killed her personal Smurf!"
"Hi, I'm Simply Red!"
"Ugh! Take care of my leather mug! Insult people from the suburbs!"
(slow motion) mmmmm...bbboooppp
I was checking out your cleavage from behind.
They pan over and there's Balki.
Ooh, right in the tomato.
Spent from battle, they lay draped in each other's arms
He's an Erykah Badu impersonator
Sit outside and pet our millipedes!
Hard to pick up chicks when you look like Holly Hobby.
Bent Foliage State Prison.
His codpiece is made of actual cod.
"eeewww... Wizard wiz."
"You must....find the storehouse...." AND LIQUIDATE EVERYTHING!!
"Am I trailing blood?" AHHH! I mean.....no.
"Does that mean God the father?" Or Steve the father.
HEY! That's ALSO David Warner!
"Such wealth....." Is not in this box.
My pyramid begging scheme is working!
Hmm, back now this is a lot of money.
"Como te llamas?" Yea, yo quiero taco bell, whatever.
He's the lost member of ZZ Top.
"From the land, comes life."
"And fat-free goodness!"
"It seems..." ....chilly in here. Could you turn down your guy?
I found the rabbit!
Master Bo Jangles!
Here now, have some angel dust.
"You asked for experts, didnt you?!" ughh... You believe I gotta act with this guy?
Are we being attacked or entertained?
Look, there's outdoors out there.
Pots! Pots for throwing pee at your neighbor!
Sultans! Pirates! After them!
'Course I did. He's dull and diminuitive!' "Danny DeVito?"
"Athena was always a princess" or a cheerleader, or a naughty nurse.
Does she have a butt in her dress?
Put a sock in it, Legolas.
Um... we make LESS when you dance.
Leonardo de Wet Pants, here...
No whoring while I'm gone!
Unless I'm mistaken I'm fairly sure that guy is COMIIINNNNG!!!!!
OH! Do you "SEE THEM!??!?!"
There's a midget under her dress pushing up! ....Pssh! Lucky Midget.
Well, tell Prince JumpJugs we're sorry!
This sounds like a movie that should have Mathew Broderick in it.
Witchiepoo cracks down on Pufnstuf.
Alanis Morrisette is in prison.
NRA home schooling.
Ohhhhhhhh - k - la - homa where the wind......
Got some lint & ah bloody molar....
His hat and his underwear are interchangeable.
"It's always a nice day if it doesn't rain"... "If the sun's not too warm."
SO YOU'RE A DELTA KNIGHT TOO, HUH?
Ya better get out of the way, I'm in a pee throwing mood!
Now these can put a person to sleep in no time at all. They're tiny James Michener books.
"Oh yea, I got bought by a beard wearing psycho, got half a can of pee thrown at me, yea things are great!"
Touch down in the Land of the Delta Knight!
It's so awkward when you're at the Ground Round and you have to kill a person.
This is about me not pooling my tip money, right?
Je m'appelle bite me.
Unless I'm mistaken, I'm fairly sure that one guy is cominnnng.
Well, the movie lost me, it lost me and it's trotting off without me.
How good can you really be at maps? It's like being good at eating cereal.
You are no longer a slave, understand? You're the hostage of a mad man.
If I lit your head on fire would that jog your memory?
I'll see if Bombadil has a place to crash
Comes with a free pool cue
Poor horses had a bad night, hangin' in the trees.
Her dough has risen!
You are full of crap beyond your years, kid.
"...people who we respect, we should call master." Right Mr. Bater.
"Would you like some food?" I would but what is that crap you're holding up?
Come on up mom.
Leonardo barely escaped being called Leonardo de Gary, Indiana.
"Call me T!" It's short for R.
Aren't you me in another role?
"You're from England,..." Which is unfortunate.
"Who's Cato?" Clouseau's houseboy.
"My name is Baydool. Can you say Baydool?" Let me try: get bent. No I guess I can't.
Stupid shirt, I'm gonna hurt you man! Stupid dumb shirt!
Well, that was a mistake that lasted 6 years.
Eww, wizard whiz!
"Good news! Only 20% of the village died of the plague overnight!"