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1002 - Girl in Gold Boots



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This is SHOWGIRLS!
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jrw.main - 19 days ago

Has no one noticed THIS FILM IS SHOWGIRLS?!?!?!?! The parallels between this bomb and Paul Verhoven's bomb are striking. Substitute Saved by the Bell girl for our dancer wanna-be, Kyle McGlaughlin [sic] for Mr. Cheesymoustache, Critter becomes a black dancer, and the male lead is cut because he doesn't have boobs. Otherwise, same movie...


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Marjorie Carkhuff - 2 months ago

Please fight for your website


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Marjorie Carkhuff - 2 months ago

I hate to. See your website give way to utube


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Rosebud - 3 months ago

I was drinking a beer during the Crow revenge beer skit. Completely unplanned, unscripted, but there you have it. The gods have spoken and sweet sweet cosmic convergence occurred. Right there at 24:58 into the movie.


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Tim Hall - 5 months ago

Harry Blatz - what a name!


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Bill Cooling - 5 months ago

As far as I can tell, Buzz was supposed to be a young punk. The actor who played him was a 34 yr old Korean War vet and was only 6 years younger than the guy who played Leo the club owner. It was while in Korea that he developed a love for the game of ping-pong. But that's...another story.


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Bill Cooling - 5 months ago

Funny aneurysm: when a joke meant to be lighthearted becomes cringeworthy, like the segment where Servo calls our host Mike "Taliban" Nelson. This originally aired in 1999, and at that point in time, the Taliban were an obscure group on the State Department's "hostile but ineffective" crazies list. I can't imagine many viewers getting the reference at the time...I've probably brought down the room here. Um...Hmm...PULL MY FINGER!


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Funky - 5 months ago

Trixie: "I swear the guy with the bongos looks possessed. Can you perform exorcisms, Funky?"
I study religion, but no I don't do that. I'm not even catholic and that's mostly a catholic thing. Even in the book, Jesus just touches and talks to people and the demons/devils go away. Everything else is nonsense or stage performance. In real life, that's called bad thoughts. It's pretty easy to help someone with bad thoughts. This is called socializing with empathy. When that fails, pills come in.
Trixie: "I figure. Would I still look good if I replace my white boots with gold? Maybe have my skirt be gold color too? No It won't go well with pink. Nevermind."
You're best in white and pink.


Best of girl in gold boots
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Donald Petkus - 10 months ago

When I clicked on the Best of links it took me to screen that says that the video is private.


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They are obviously replaying a short track of background noise during the party scene at 55:00, because I hear the phrase "HA HA HA... Well hello there... how you been?" at least 10 times.


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Such as Seals - 12 months ago

Total comfort food episode for me. It's like putting on a big, greasy sweater.


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Mark Heckman - 12 months ago

This is an underrated episode...my wife had to come into the room a couple times to see if we were having a medical emergency we were laughing so hard.


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Snuffy Wuffykiss - over 1 year ago

This episode has totally grown on me. I like a few of the songs. And Buzz and the club owner are really believable bad guys.


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Snuffy Wuffykiss - over 1 year ago

Merry christmas everyone. Lets go to the haunted house.


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Elle Taraval - over 1 year ago

1:21:21
They should try to make her go to rehab
>>I bet she'd say no
No?
>>NO.


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Erik Thor Huntsinger - over 1 year ago

Perhaps this movie should have been titled "A Pretty Mind".


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Matthew Boyle - over 1 year ago

200th laugh. Eat (me)


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Matthew Boyle - over 1 year ago

during the dune buggy scene the girl forgot to go "wheeeee!!!!!" (eegah reference)


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Bret Alleman - over 1 year ago

get it im gay lol


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Curtis Awful - over 1 year ago

Bad movie but I love the intro.


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Last of the Wild Ponies - almost 2 years ago

"Buh-buoy now"

GET IT?


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Last of the Wild Ponies - almost 2 years ago

TS: "They forgot the 'ME.'"

So it's supposed to spell "MEEAT"?


5:38
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Last of the Wild Ponies - almost 2 years ago

Bobo: "Hey, isn't anyone gonna shock me back here?"

Nice Peter Gabriel reference, writers of MST3K.


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Stereo Catz - about 2 years ago

Everything I touch turns to yttrium. It's really weird.


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HypnoHelioStaticStasis - about 2 years ago

Best Brain Guy moment ever at the end.


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Krankor - about 2 years ago

Bessie "Brown Eye" Johnson on harp !


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Atlas_Sighs - about 2 years ago

I actually enjoy this movie's soundtrack, especially that Midas' Touch sound. Yeah, some of the songs are pretty cheesy like the "do you want to laugh or cry?" song, but even that song is kinda charming in its own way. Does anyone know who sings the Midas's Touch song?


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James GreyWolf - over 2 years ago

Original posted is in 6 parts.


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The humanity - over 2 years ago

The "teleportation" at 28 min is hilarious


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The humanity - over 2 years ago

Is that Pearl running the "Nothing but jerky" shop?


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Every time I watch this movie I think how much Joni looks like Amy Winehouse


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MSTeacher3K - over 2 years ago

It's nice to see Ortega working again as the nightclub manager's henchman. Apparently the acid accident at the carnival wasn't fatal; if anything, it cleared up Ortega's face.


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Robert Brown - over 2 years ago

If Hero Boy thinks this somewhat-skeezy LA drug and sex underworld is filled with muck, wait until he gets to 'Nam. Seriously though, most depressing ending ever. "I'm singing a jolly song just before I go to war, I'm sure it's going to be a breeze, when I get back I'll do what I please. Yeah, yeah."

This is one of the last of my unfinished eps, and now it is finished. Probably could have left it unfinished. Nothing I needed to see here.

Now I need to take a shower. I just wish I could have my pretty mind back.


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Rock Harris - over 2 years ago

Awesome throwaway reference to Doctor Tongue's 3D House of Pancakes when Pearl is telling them about the movie and Brain Guy comes with (with Proper Hump)....


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Jeremy423 - over 2 years ago

I'm guessing the makeup department on this film consisted of some guy, a putty knife, and a 55 gal drum of margarine?


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Stephen A Nathe - almost 3 years ago

how handy would a teleport be???


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Jonathon Riddle - almost 3 years ago

"I love your eyes; they're like wine - yes, wine.
I am so sad and I feel like rain."

Oh, Mike! I feel your soul and I understand like few others could! -- My dearest Mike, I know your pain! It's name is Girl in Gold Boots!


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This movie was directed by a guy who made a film called The Corpse Grinders, which is about a company that took corpses and turned them into cat food, making cats crave the flesh of their owners.
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/bj/tcs/33438-the-corpse-grinders


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Dana Xu - about 3 years ago

Winding down my chronological tour of MST3K, this ep. gave em the old laugh-out-loud [Bring the baby wipes/ Dave's not here,man] moment that I cherished as a youth. It's fitting that what started in 1993 for me since resonates today. What sweet joy they bring.


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Ted Chase - about 3 years ago

I know that MST3K was based on riffing on bad '50s sci-fi movies, but I wish they had done more bad '60s hippie flicks like this. It allows for a whole new set of jokes.


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John Smith - about 3 years ago

@ 1:25:10 Mike does a shadow gag. That's one of the things I missed about Joel. He did those shadow gags allot more often. It's almost rare to see Mike doing one.


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Teri Gee - about 3 years ago

So...just how old is Buzz supposed to be? They keep referring to him as a youngun, but the actor looks like he's at least in his thirties if not the forties that they riff. Critter and Michelle both look like they could be in their twenties, but he looks much older than they do.


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This movie is so hideous that it's hard to watch some times. It's just...ew. Michelle has got to be one of the dumbest heroines in the movies they watched.


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Brandon Henderson - over 3 years ago

This is one of a three-film tie for favorite MST3K episode of all time. The other two are Teenage Strangler and Prince of Space.


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Mod-God - over 3 years ago

This movie has an awesome soundtrack, kinda reminds me of a Tarantino/Rodriguez film...


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Mod-God - over 3 years ago

"Everything I touch turns to gold" - "What happens when you touch gold?"

Genius.


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Critter was a total failure as a hippie: got a JOB(!), messed up a pot deal, and as soon as he got laid he renounced his phony pacifism and went to VietNam.....As Pearl would say: "What a LOSER!"


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Teri Gee - over 3 years ago

I love Mike's version of Critter's song.

"Your touch, your lips...I am sad."


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Teri Gee - over 3 years ago

Okay, so maybe it's just that I was paying attention this time, but Michelle says that she didn't miss a single step, but there are two times during the dancing scene that she stops and is watching the other dancers, like she doesn't know what she's doing. So, yes, she did miss a step. A few, in fact.


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Joseph Ewing - over 3 years ago

What was the point of the whole Critter giving Buz the come here motion at the club twice and nothing coming of it? Did that have some significance I missed?


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Jerome Montgomery II - over 3 years ago

10 Hershey bars equals a toliet trip you'll never forget.


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Reconst - over 3 years ago

Why is everyone in this movie unnaturally greasy? Did they film in Georgia, or was there off-set butter wrestling?

In other words, did they film in Georgia?


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Reconst - over 3 years ago

Nothing good can come from a conversation involving the sentence, "My sister's the number one attraction in Los Angeles."


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Bucketheadsdad - over 3 years ago

How did Angelina Jolie end up making films back in the 60's?


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Punch Rockgroin - over 3 years ago

How did it take me a million times watching this to catch that Tom calls Mike 'Mike Taliban Nelson' when Crow is table dancing??


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Mike Sgro - over 3 years ago

Ever hardcore MST3K fan has a obscure episode they love this is mine, it's just hysterical to me. LOL especially (SPOILER) at the end ...."way to play the harmonica with your ass, honey" At that point I fell down laughing.


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Alyssa Who Will Not Be Named - almost 4 years ago

This is one of the episodes I will watch when Im in an awful mood. My mom hears the music from the credits and runs out of the room at this point. Bonus for the Stacy Keach stunt double bad guy! Also the movie theatre butter colored 'slut dress' they put Michelle in...GAG.


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Childe Harold - almost 4 years ago

Every character is soooo disgusting in this! The host skits killed me though


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Having Brain Guy dress up and dance as the girl in gold boots really is pure evil. Why Corbett, why?!


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Kelly Slane - almost 4 years ago

The episode that got me back into MST in high school, not having seen the show since I was a kid.... WHY isn't this episode in the three digits yet??!


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The Riffs @ 1:07 and subsequent mock segment SLAY me!!!! xO)


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Richard Deakin - about 4 years ago

Now you see Regis, now you don't :-) ....P.S. I can't believe good-looking blondes like that above me watch MST3K...makes me feel good knowing cuties like this stuff too besides just dorks like me lol


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Stereo Catz - about 4 years ago

Bill just had to go and ruin metallic gold sundresses.


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Stereo Catz - about 4 years ago

Staring Megan Fox's grandmother!


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Stereo Catz - about 4 years ago

I think Servo should have told Crow to shake what JOEL gave him.


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Sage Harpuia - about 4 years ago

When I heard Crow say "Wade Wilson", my first thought was that you should probably NOT do what Deadpool (Wade Wilson) would do, but apparently, there was a Minnesota QB named Charles Wade Wilson, so that may be who he meant. I'd like to think he meant 'Pool, though!


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Big McLargehuge - about 4 years ago

Hey Tom, have you seen the scotch tape---WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!


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mike d - about 4 years ago

i need investment metal boots


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Emberly Anidoru - about 4 years ago

OMG I Laughed so hard and so often!


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Kayleigh Johnson - over 4 years ago

Never get tired of this one, even all the skits are funny!!


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Stephen - over 4 years ago

Cue Scooby-Doo music at 21:38


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Alex Stefanic - almost 5 years ago

Ted V. Mikels, the guy who directed this....thing, also directed "The Astro Zombies". It's a shame MST3K never got their hands on THAT chesnut.