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1002 - Girl in Gold Boots



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The humanity - about 3 years ago
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The "teleportation" at 28 min is hilarious


A Lush Cocktail Rescue - over 1 year ago
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Total comfort food episode for me. It's like putting on a big, greasy sweater.


Jonathon Riddle - over 3 years ago
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"I love your eyes; they're like wine - yes, wine.
I am so sad and I feel like rain."

Oh, Mike! I feel your soul and I understand like few others could! -- My dearest Mike, I know your pain! It's name is Girl in Gold Boots!


Snuffy Wuffykiss - almost 2 years ago
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Merry christmas everyone. Lets go to the haunted house.


Matthew Boyle - about 2 years ago
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during the dune buggy scene the girl forgot to go "wheeeee!!!!!" (eegah reference)


Joseph Ewing - over 4 years ago
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What was the point of the whole Critter giving Buz the come here motion at the club twice and nothing coming of it? Did that have some significance I missed?


Crash Junkyard - about 21 hours ago
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this has to be one of the most uplifting episodes ever!!


This is SHOWGIRLS!
jrw.main - 9 months ago
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Has no one noticed THIS FILM IS SHOWGIRLS?!?!?!?! The parallels between this bomb and Paul Verhoven's bomb are striking. Substitute Saved by the Bell girl for our dancer wanna-be, Kyle McGlaughlin [sic] for Mr. Cheesymoustache, Critter becomes a black dancer, and the male lead is cut because he doesn't have boobs. Otherwise, same movie...


Bill Cooling - about 1 year ago
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Funny aneurysm: when a joke meant to be lighthearted becomes cringeworthy, like the segment where Servo calls our host Mike "Taliban" Nelson. This originally aired in 1999, and at that point in time, the Taliban were an obscure group on the State Department's "hostile but ineffective" crazies list. I can't imagine many viewers getting the reference at the time...I've probably brought down the room here. Um...Hmm...PULL MY FINGER!


Teri Gee - about 4 years ago
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Okay, so maybe it's just that I was paying attention this time, but Michelle says that she didn't miss a single step, but there are two times during the dancing scene that she stops and is watching the other dancers, like she doesn't know what she's doing. So, yes, she did miss a step. A few, in fact.


Erik Thor Huntsinger - about 2 years ago
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Perhaps this movie should have been titled "A Pretty Mind".


Alex Stefanic - over 5 years ago
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Ted V. Mikels, the guy who directed this....thing, also directed "The Astro Zombies". It's a shame MST3K never got their hands on THAT chesnut.


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This movie was directed by a guy who made a film called The Corpse Grinders, which is about a company that took corpses and turned them into cat food, making cats crave the flesh of their owners.
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/bj/tcs/33438-the-corpse-grinders


Marjorie Carkhuff - 10 months ago
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Please fight for your website


Marjorie Carkhuff - 10 months ago
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I hate to. See your website give way to utube


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Rosebud - 11 months ago
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I was drinking a beer during the Crow revenge beer skit. Completely unplanned, unscripted, but there you have it. The gods have spoken and sweet sweet cosmic convergence occurred. Right there at 24:58 into the movie.


Tim Hall - about 1 year ago
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Harry Blatz - what a name!


Bill Cooling - about 1 year ago
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As far as I can tell, Buzz was supposed to be a young punk. The actor who played him was a 34 yr old Korean War vet and was only 6 years younger than the guy who played Leo the club owner. It was while in Korea that he developed a love for the game of ping-pong. But that's...another story.


Best of girl in gold boots
Donald Petkus - over 1 year ago
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When I clicked on the Best of links it took me to screen that says that the video is private.


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They are obviously replaying a short track of background noise during the party scene at 55:00, because I hear the phrase "HA HA HA... Well hello there... how you been?" at least 10 times.


Mark Heckman - over 1 year ago
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This is an underrated episode...my wife had to come into the room a couple times to see if we were having a medical emergency we were laughing so hard.


John Smith - almost 4 years ago
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@ 1:25:10 Mike does a shadow gag. That's one of the things I missed about Joel. He did those shadow gags allot more often. It's almost rare to see Mike doing one.


Snuffy Wuffykiss - almost 2 years ago
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This episode has totally grown on me. I like a few of the songs. And Buzz and the club owner are really believable bad guys.


Elle Taraval - about 2 years ago
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1:21:21
They should try to make her go to rehab
>>I bet she'd say no
No?
>>NO.


Matthew Boyle - about 2 years ago
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200th laugh. Eat (me)


Bret Alleman - about 2 years ago
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get it im gay lol


8:55
Last of the Wild Ponies - over 2 years ago
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TS: "They forgot the 'ME.'"

So it's supposed to spell "MEEAT"?


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This movie is so hideous that it's hard to watch some times. It's just...ew. Michelle has got to be one of the dumbest heroines in the movies they watched.


Curtis Awful - over 2 years ago
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Bad movie but I love the intro.


1:26:46
Last of the Wild Ponies - over 2 years ago
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"Buh-buoy now"

GET IT?


5:38
Last of the Wild Ponies - over 2 years ago
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Bobo: "Hey, isn't anyone gonna shock me back here?"

Nice Peter Gabriel reference, writers of MST3K.


Ted Chase - almost 4 years ago
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I know that MST3K was based on riffing on bad '50s sci-fi movies, but I wish they had done more bad '60s hippie flicks like this. It allows for a whole new set of jokes.


The humanity - about 3 years ago
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Is that Pearl running the "Nothing but jerky" shop?


Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago
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Everything I touch turns to yttrium. It's really weird.


HypnoHelioStaticStasis - over 2 years ago
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Best Brain Guy moment ever at the end.


Krankor - over 2 years ago
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Bessie "Brown Eye" Johnson on harp !


Atlas_Sighs - almost 3 years ago
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I actually enjoy this movie's soundtrack, especially that Midas' Touch sound. Yeah, some of the songs are pretty cheesy like the "do you want to laugh or cry?" song, but even that song is kinda charming in its own way. Does anyone know who sings the Midas's Touch song?


Robert Brown - over 3 years ago
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If Hero Boy thinks this somewhat-skeezy LA drug and sex underworld is filled with muck, wait until he gets to 'Nam. Seriously though, most depressing ending ever. "I'm singing a jolly song just before I go to war, I'm sure it's going to be a breeze, when I get back I'll do what I please. Yeah, yeah."

This is one of the last of my unfinished eps, and now it is finished. Probably could have left it unfinished. Nothing I needed to see here.

Now I need to take a shower. I just wish I could have my pretty mind back.


James GreyWolf - almost 3 years ago
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Original posted is in 6 parts.


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Every time I watch this movie I think how much Joni looks like Amy Winehouse


MSTeacher3K - over 3 years ago
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It's nice to see Ortega working again as the nightclub manager's henchman. Apparently the acid accident at the carnival wasn't fatal; if anything, it cleared up Ortega's face.


Rock Harris - over 3 years ago
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Awesome throwaway reference to Doctor Tongue's 3D House of Pancakes when Pearl is telling them about the movie and Brain Guy comes with (with Proper Hump)....


Jeremy423 - over 3 years ago
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I'm guessing the makeup department on this film consisted of some guy, a putty knife, and a 55 gal drum of margarine?


Mod-God - about 4 years ago
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"Everything I touch turns to gold" - "What happens when you touch gold?"

Genius.


Alyssa Who Will Not Be Named - over 4 years ago
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This is one of the episodes I will watch when Im in an awful mood. My mom hears the music from the credits and runs out of the room at this point. Bonus for the Stacy Keach stunt double bad guy! Also the movie theatre butter colored 'slut dress' they put Michelle in...GAG.


Stephen A Nathe - over 3 years ago
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how handy would a teleport be???


Dana Xu - almost 4 years ago
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Winding down my chronological tour of MST3K, this ep. gave em the old laugh-out-loud [Bring the baby wipes/ Dave's not here,man] moment that I cherished as a youth. It's fitting that what started in 1993 for me since resonates today. What sweet joy they bring.


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Having Brain Guy dress up and dance as the girl in gold boots really is pure evil. Why Corbett, why?!


Reconst - over 4 years ago
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Why is everyone in this movie unnaturally greasy? Did they film in Georgia, or was there off-set butter wrestling?

In other words, did they film in Georgia?


Mod-God - about 4 years ago
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This movie has an awesome soundtrack, kinda reminds me of a Tarantino/Rodriguez film...


Teri Gee - almost 4 years ago
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So...just how old is Buzz supposed to be? They keep referring to him as a youngun, but the actor looks like he's at least in his thirties if not the forties that they riff. Critter and Michelle both look like they could be in their twenties, but he looks much older than they do.


Linda Televangelista - over 4 years ago
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How did it take me a million times watching this to catch that Tom calls Mike 'Mike Taliban Nelson' when Crow is table dancing??


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Critter was a total failure as a hippie: got a JOB(!), messed up a pot deal, and as soon as he got laid he renounced his phony pacifism and went to VietNam.....As Pearl would say: "What a LOSER!"


Teri Gee - about 4 years ago
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I love Mike's version of Critter's song.

"Your touch, your lips...I am sad."


Jerome Montgomery II - over 4 years ago
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10 Hershey bars equals a toliet trip you'll never forget.


Reconst - over 4 years ago
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Nothing good can come from a conversation involving the sentence, "My sister's the number one attraction in Los Angeles."


Bucketheadsdad - over 4 years ago
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How did Angelina Jolie end up making films back in the 60's?


Mike Sgro - over 4 years ago
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Ever hardcore MST3K fan has a obscure episode they love this is mine, it's just hysterical to me. LOL especially (SPOILER) at the end ...."way to play the harmonica with your ass, honey" At that point I fell down laughing.


Childe Harold - over 4 years ago
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Every character is soooo disgusting in this! The host skits killed me though


Stereo Catz - over 4 years ago
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Bill just had to go and ruin metallic gold sundresses.


Sage Harpuia - almost 5 years ago
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When I heard Crow say "Wade Wilson", my first thought was that you should probably NOT do what Deadpool (Wade Wilson) would do, but apparently, there was a Minnesota QB named Charles Wade Wilson, so that may be who he meant. I'd like to think he meant 'Pool, though!


Kelly Slane - over 4 years ago
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The episode that got me back into MST in high school, not having seen the show since I was a kid.... WHY isn't this episode in the three digits yet??!


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The Riffs @ 1:07 and subsequent mock segment SLAY me!!!! xO)


Big McLargehuge - almost 5 years ago
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Hey Tom, have you seen the scotch tape---WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!


Richard Deakin - over 4 years ago
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Now you see Regis, now you don't :-) ....P.S. I can't believe good-looking blondes like that above me watch MST3K...makes me feel good knowing cuties like this stuff too besides just dorks like me lol


Stereo Catz - over 4 years ago
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Staring Megan Fox's grandmother!


Stereo Catz - over 4 years ago
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I think Servo should have told Crow to shake what JOEL gave him.


mike d - almost 5 years ago
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i need investment metal boots


Emberly Anidoru - almost 5 years ago
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OMG I Laughed so hard and so often!


Kayleigh Johnson - almost 5 years ago
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Never get tired of this one, even all the skits are funny!!


Stephen - about 5 years ago
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Cue Scooby-Doo music at 21:38