1006 - Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
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Perhaps they could fashion their eyeliner into a crude spear for protection
[Guy goes into outhouse]
"A little somethin' for the ladies"
[unintelligible] Something about food for a fistful of rats...?
Want to contribute to our fund for the war against Northern aggression?
The cheerleaders suggest that we go!
I'm going! The cheerleaders' plan is working!
I want to wander into a suburb, panic and crash into a school window...
SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!
Ah it's just Ron Perlman
Do you have his "Teddy Human" also?
Anyway, back into the more serious side..
"A urine story."
Aint you doctors spos'd to patch up people's ol' busted up stuff.
"He's got me."
Wanna help us oppose jet ski regulation!?
You guys can use the toilet but she says I can't.
Tim had a bladder the size of a thimble.
Would you like to contribute to the fund for the war against northern aggression?
Ok everyone without shirts put 'em on and everyone with shirts take 'em off.
“He’s part of nature living in harmony in one of America’s last great wildernesses”...Crenshaw?
Fortunately he was wearing Pull ups because of his frequent blowouts.
Next time I'm gonna have a car chase in my flashback!
"You ain't with the revenue boys, are you son?"
Uh, no but I was a Beastie Boy...
This is great! I'm polluting the water AND making noise!
Now this is the boat they should have taken over that mountain in Fitzcarraldo.
"He simply reached and pulled it out..."
It was a lewd gesture now that I think of it.
"Raccoons, foxes, and dears make up most of our ecosystem," mostly it's worms and chiggers.
Hey, look at that! A whole beach full of research assistants!
Thank you, Tanya. Our adventure started in base camp. The rummy Punjabs were all around us.
Look at that make-up. It looks like she's looking out of a charred log.
"Otis Tucker never regained consciousness."
He was dead so it makes sense.
So these three are all majoring in Boggy Creek studies?
"She said we're going down looking for some kind of wild man. Why?"
I am that wild man.
"I don't believe any car or truck ran over this deer."
"I still don't believe any car or truck hit this deer."
"Late in the afternoon, Slocum came from that field, driving his cows. . ."
"One of 'em blew a tire."
And so, the useless stretch of movie whimpers out of exsistense, like a small, dying, rat.
Well, we were with the Vanderburgs and Charles and Pat and I decided to make the Legend of Boggy Creek II.
Oh no. The thing we're looking for is coming. Oh no.
"Bryant, whats that?" Well thats the computer I was just telling you about.
"He's at the stadium with 75,000 insane Hog callers!" - They're calling insane hogs?
There's a zipper on its neck! (-Crow about a deer with what does look like a zipper on its neck!)
"...but it (the swamp) is ever alive, alert..." and it's got a gun, so don't try anything.
"U're in so much trouble! Jumpin' over the Moon" -Farmer 2 a Cow
"Hey! They're using their Jeep™ to do things! I thought you only drive those things to Starbucks™."
"It's the Arkansas remake of Wages of Fear."
"I'm gonna' download Pong. It should only take about seven hours."
"Well, no more corn likker on mah' Total™ fer' breakfast!"
"Wanna' contribute to our Fund For The War Against Northern Aggression?... So that's money! Usually we get paid in possum hides!"
"Y'know, a Razorback hat lacks the quiet dignity of a Cheese Wedge."
"The stadium is built next to a giant Braun™ coffee grinder."
"Typical deer hunter."
"Yeah, and meanwhile his wife is off watchin' the Chippendales with her girlfriends."
"Boy, I'm not continuing like I used to when I was a kid, lemme' tell ya'..."
"Suddenly, flying low under the radar, two armed egrets!"
"She's my prized student." - Prized student in that she gets C's, but she's really cute.
Your halftime show! Yo-Yo Ma and the entire Bach Cello Suite!
Every movie from the south is gonna thank a trailer service at some point.
I was right tired from swinging a nightstick at the skulls of suspected marijuana users all night.
[woman screams offscreen] Tim, stop screaming.
Aaand the last stretch of movie whimpers out like a small, dying rat.
Every night we had to tie Tim in the trees to keep him safe from the creature.
"You know something...I believe there's a creature right here."
There it is!
Deblau?
"And another thing about being a deer- why do we have to cross at the deer-crossing signs?"
Now that they're in the mud, I'm actually feeling kind of ashamed of myself. Is this really what I wanted?
The cheerleaders suggest that we go. The cheerleaders plan is working.
I think he's getting the creature mixed up with the Allman Brothers.
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The original Boggy Creek Monster. https://archive.org/details/TheLegendOfBoggyCreek_961
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I've lost count of how many times I've watched this episode.
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Sasquatch was always my favorite Cause he was a loner who hated the popular monsters yet longed to be one.
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I love this episode. Some funny riffing. There WAS a Legend of Boggy Creek - I saw it as a kid in the 70s and it scared the crap outta me. I'm pretty sure Boggy Creek 2 would have scared me back then too. I was a nervous kid.
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Charles B. also directed and starred in "The Town that Dreaded Sundown," another tale taking place in Arkansas. Likewise, Cindy Butler and the famed Shakespearean actor, Jimmy Clem had starring roles.
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If they think having alittle poop on the leg is gross, here's a short nauseating tale I was told by my old geography teacher who does work for the Peace Core from time to time.
One time when he was in a part of a foreign country that lacks toilets and all outhouse, his wife dropped something by accident in an outhouse. They were at a hotel and complained to the manager that they dropped an item in the outhouse. The manager simply called in this guy. More like a boy in his early teens to preteen with nothing but boxers on. He had a flashlight with him. And the manager told this boy to look inside the outhouse for the missing thing. This kid was hired for this stuff. So the boy goes to the outhouse and opens it up. The hole for all the human waste must be feet deep and was feet long. He wasn't joking when he said the boy actually just jumped into that *&^% like he was going to take a bath or no big deal. With the flashlight just dug around in literal s&%t to find the thing. The boy does find the thing eventually and hands it to them before jumping out smelling like daises. They do hose the kid down too, but that's all they do. That was this kid's job to work around outhouses like that. Well that's what he told not just me but the class too. Well if they knew this would happen, they would just leave the thing in the outhouse. They didn't know this would happen. XD
Now that...is a real s&%t job.
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During the opening of this episode, I found Tom Servo's slinky arms and hands to be almost mesmerizing. I couldn't look away from them. They're always moving! It was almost a relief to have the movie start. I can't see them anymore.
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If Otis Tucker never regained consciousness, how do they know what happened to him ?? Did forensics recreate the crime scene ???
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The only link we had has been removed from youtube and I can't find another full movie version anywhere.
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Oh yeah there is a Boogy Creek 1 but it had its only showing at the All Events Complex in Rapid City, Arkansas as part of the Arkansas Arts Expo in 1983. It was really just a collection of bogeymen folklore as recalled by the older residents of Plattville County. But that is the same county that consistently ranks in the top 3 for unsolved fatal maulings by unknown animals AND which contains the Wild Monkey Rehab Project run by the U of A. On the other hand, it all seems like a scheme for the thinning-haired prof with the brief gym shorts to spend the night In the camper with a couple of chicks.
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There was a 1st one ???? I thought Mr. Pierce was trying a "George Lucas" and saying the 1st episode was actually episode 4 errrr 2 I mean.
Remember visit the tomb of the unknown cracker !!!!
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It already seems like trouble when the film is a sequel and you've never heard of the original
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Ahh Crenshaw...may your fires burn for all time sir...for all time!
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The great thing about this movie? U really, REALLY don't need 2 c the FIRST one 2 b all caught up... AHAHAH, can u imagine the first one?!?!?!?
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Radar!!!
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Dem Dar Back Wood collage kids
I would have liked to have seen the ending turn into a Scooby doo ! you know ...
It's Mr stiney the boat man I would gotten away with it not fer you medeleing KIDS ! !
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Not gonna lie, I have a Tanya crush
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well the little one had my features. Disgusting but funny
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I was beginning to realize how much of this country is and should remain untouched
servo: as blue smoke poured from my motor
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"He's about three miles down, first cabin on the right." Are you suggesting there are other people who live anywhere near Cremshaw? Either they are his relatives or I feel sorry for them. They're supposed to be going into backwaters and the directions are given like they're going to the bathroom. You know, first door on the right or whatever.
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So the nair-rater holds the chair at the Univ. of Arkansas in Boogey Creek Studies. Just wait until he gets back to campus with his eyewitness account of his encounter. The Board of Guv'ners just might keep him in mind in case President "Bud" LeCarboneau ever decides to return to the family business down at the filling station.
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What exactly was Crenshaw saying when he says, "I'll throw down on you before "nine gars gonna menna"?
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My question is if Otis Tucker had a flat tire, all alone and "never regained consciousness" and was never able to tell anyone what happened to him... how in the world does Doc know the story?
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In the woods, our mic sensors keep watch,
And we wear our pants tight in the crotch.
When the flashbacks are over,
At last we'll discover
Crenshaw was the real Sasquatch.
There's no use in prevaricating
About these wild tales you're relating.
You insist that they're true,
But your stories of poo
Hurt your believability rating.
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You know, 300 pounds spread over an 8 ft frame equals a rather skinny monster.
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This has been bugging me for a while. If you have a radar screen with four progressive circles around the center signifying distance and the largest circle is 200 m and the distance between each of the circles is the same, It would NOT signify distances of 200, 75 and 50. It would signify 200m, 150m, 100m and 50m. Where the hell he comes up with a circle signifying 75m is beyond me.
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Have to agree with the consensus that how come our guys didn't pick up on the guy who never woke up telling the story of his attack? I guess some of the real gems they leave for the viewer to figure out on their own. So in my case...I didn't pick up on it either until I read these comments!
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written, directed, produced, filmed, and edited by Charles B. Pierce and Sons.
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"We had to tie Tim in the trees to keep him safe from the Creature." It's Mike's gentle, lilting tone of voice that makes it so good.
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I'm seeing this right now for the first time since they went out of reruns on SciFi. Possible new instant favorite here.
I'm giving it a laff solely on the basis of Doc's line "I saw the little creature".
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How mysterious and/or legendary can the creature really be if it tends to take long midday strolls across wide open landscape with its young?
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boy, Tim's a real strong blip on my Gay-dar...!
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I've always loved how Tom would break out into song, especially at 18:40 when he breaks out into "Wings of a snow white dove", which in no way fits the film.
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One of the small handful of eps I never bothered to finish--along with Hamlet, Final Justice, and Track of the Moon Beast (yeah--Season 10 isn't my favorite)
Gonna give it another shot tonight--let's see what happens :)
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Brain Guy's song is great. I especially like the abrupt ending. "That's it."
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Hahaha. The "their going to wrestle" bit cracks me up. Giggling like a teenage boy.
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No matter the episode I lose it every single time something so completely ridiculous happens that they can't even make fun of it, they just chuckle uncontrollably.
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So let's get this straight... the script wants us to believe the creature is "going crazy lately, jumping old people" because it's offspring was caught? Don't animals just attack the thing that attacks their young? Not random old people...?
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This video cut out midway for anyone else?
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His name was... S-Snow... Head...
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The "sexy" sax music when Crenshaw takes Doc to see the little creature!
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From Wikipedia, about another one of Pierce's movies: "He received some criticism for the graphic violence portrayed in the film, particularly one scene where the killer ties a woman to a tree, attaches a knife to the end of a trombone, then repeatedly stabs her while playing the instrument."
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19:16 That kid actually almost actually kicks his own butt with his heels when he runs.
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Guys, I'm still not sure if Crenshaw was an actual actor or if they just found this dude and rolled with it...
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"Uh, can I borrow a cup of shirt?" priceless.
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Dr. Batch...this fall.
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Yes, these river bottoms...
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As a proud native of the natural state I want to slap Charles B. Pierce so hard!
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Well at least this passes the Bechdel Test ;)
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"...And the legend continues, to be not heard about by anyone"
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"Just think of me as a She-belo" Tom, you were so ahead of your time, brother.
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00:03:05 Mad science.
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*lmao* This movie is a gem! It almost makes one feel bad for city folk. Don't know anything about guns, can't use a stick, have no concept of what a 4 wheel drive car can or, more importantly, CAN'T do, and don't even know how to use a simple winch. *shakes head*
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Whoa Whoa! Did I hear that correctly? They are taking a 30-30 into the woods to hunt a monster that could potentially kill them? Yeah, great idea, you have to right on top of him to do any damage! 30-06 would have been the preferable choice...just sayin'. Me thinks Hollywood tampered a bit here! *lol*
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This is before the Arkansas Razorbacks joined the SEC.
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"Papa was a rolling stone"
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Is there a Boggy Creek part one?
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A Waffle House recently opened near my house. My wife is totally sick hearing me sing "Ridin' down the road, lookin' for a Waffle House ..." every time we pass it.
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This is just an episode of Finding Bigfoot
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Joe Bob Briggs pointed out years ago:
The legend of Boggy Creek made tens of thousands of dollars,
Boggy creek II made tens of dollars...
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I hereby apologize on behalf of my name for that irritating, constantly complaining, bitchy character.
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There he is? They must have a better camera than I do because I can't see a thing.
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okay, legs bent, butt protruded, stomach pooched out, good - 36:40
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I love it how in the midst of all the tension, the girls keep applying cosmetics...
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@12:19 -- Is that director & lead actor Charles B. Pierce doing the radio announcements? Hey Charles: Share the wealth homie.
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@ 35:32---EEEw! They made their cut off shorts such short-shorts that the pockets hang out below the leg line. BlaahH!
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Aside from the radar that can apparently weigh people, my favorite plot hole here is the story of the man who was attacked by the Creature and never woke up. Considering that the guy could never have told anybody anything about what happened to him, Doc's recounting must have amounted to "There was once this guy who died. Maybe the Creature killed him, which would be odd because this would be the only story of the Creature attacking anyone! Isn't it fascinating to ponder the theoretical implications of the possibility of a story about the Creature maybe exhibiting behavior contrary to the other hearsay that our research is based on? Or maybe Ancient Aliens did it."
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~14:30: It's the keyboardist from Fame! (-Mike re a woman who walks in & she DOES look like Bruno in that longshot!)
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Lord O'mercy, I gotta tend to mah fires....
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Uh, er...
Some of the nature scenes were, uh... nicer than all those to be found in the average Coleman Francis epic. :/
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"Welcome to the Cub Den of Love..."
-I don't think they really thought that through...
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I think Mike's potatoe would have worked!
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Its Bubba Johnson, on steroids! where are the congressional hearings! lol
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"Mike... Crow... Flemish glassblower..." :P
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In the scene when the creature has come into their camp, the professor keeps telling everyone to be quiet, but he talks nearly nonstop-- about how they need to be quiet, it's important.
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My god, the behind-the-scenes of this movie must've been insane. Whatever actor played Kremshaw brought too much reality to his role.
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I am a big MST fan, so I was really happy to find this movie - one I hadn't seen and high rated. I don't get it. When is it funny? I watched the first hour and gave up. Does it get funny later?
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Bigfoot rip off
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ok- in Doc's story about the Otis Tucker incident-
How the heck did Doc know the story if Otis never regained conscience again to tell it...
Doc's 'star student' didn't catch that???
"Bad script! Bad! No-No! Sit! Staaaay-
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They messed up the Temptations reference twice in this episode. Servo says 3rd of December but its actually September. Although I'll admit December seems to flow better.
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Funny how BoBo lists Fon du Lac with Tokyo HA
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Ah, one of the funniest episodes I think I've ever seen.
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Everybody sing with me! "On the wings of a snow white dove..."
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I love the mama Boggy / baby Boggy banter over the end credits. Cute. Now say baby boggy banter three times fast! Go!
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This has got to be the only Sci-fi channel era episode I haven’t seen before. It was good even though it makes fun of my native south a lot. Still I love those guys too mush to be mad at them.
By the way, there are no wolves in Texarkana.
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I don't remember there being a dog in this movie, unless you count Jimmy Clem.
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A Yo-Yo Ma halftime show would be epic.
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Did anyone ever figure out what Tanya said in that one part?
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I love living in Arkansas and watching this movie. Makes me so uncomfortable about my surroundings. The people, not the boggy creek monster,
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It also looks like it's been shot through a thin film of vaseline.
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The opening sequences in particular of this film is as mellow as Bob Ross tranked up on horse valium.
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It's funny, but it's not Trace Beaulieau.
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Need to work on your cameltoe, son.