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K11 - Humanoid Woman



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Right at the beginning of the movie, the screen at the center of the ship's instrument panel flashes "KY," and immediately after the pilot says "Sergei" as two distinct syllables so it comes out sounding more like "they're gay!" I don't know what Joel could have done with that, really, especially back then, but it kind of feels like a missed opportunity.


Enasni Ec-neicsnoc - about 22 hours ago
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The music that starts playing at 56 minutes into the film sounds like if a trumpet and harmonica had a baby and it couldn't stop farting.


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Out of curiosity, I looked up the phone number to see who has it now. Apparently, it belongs to a store called Latino Groceries (although that's not the number listed on their very bare bones website). I wonder if they get random calls from drunk MSTies.


Elisa Farrington - over 4 years ago
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'Bon, bon, bon, mahato bon....' Choppy but not too unbearable until they get to Dessa. Most annoyed by too many hairy moles and shots of Niya looking wide-eyed into the camera. Joel and the bots kept me sane.


Normal Person - over 2 years ago
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Anyone else actually like this movie? I ended up ignoring the riffs and just enjoyed the film for what it was. I really want to see the uncut/restored version now.


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Reading through these comments it seems like this movie is pretty divisive. Personally I really like it. It reminds me of how Joel describes Robot Monster, "it's cool in a kind of dark, surrealistic way." Actually, more than anything else, this movie makes me think of the original Tarkovsky version of "Solaris". It's like an extended fever dream put to film.


TheOtherWolfRaiderNamedKen - about 1 year ago
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Trace kinda looks like Peter Davison the 5th Doctor on Doctor Who.


Deven Yeager - over 1 year ago
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Just.. what? The robot.. the "girl". What is this house supposed to be? I don't understand..


Zeitgeist Meister - over 1 year ago
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This reminds me of a CBS Children's Film Festival movie.


Every little thing she does is humanoid
Barb A. Rella ∞ Pvt., π class - about 2 years ago
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Stewart Copeland!


Scott A. Taylor - over 2 years ago
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Jeez, these episodes were so badly made .. They totally lack energy, and direction. I mean in know these were the early years and all but .. Damn! They really had no screen presence at all. Thankfully season 2 picked up nicely with Kevin Murphy. It's just surprising to see Joel and company act so blandly here.


Bela Lugosi's Twitching Eye - about 2 years ago
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For a movie that has an emotionally inept character, it still manages to be more intriguing than any M. Night Shamalyan film. That's impressive.


Chris Gusta - over 2 years ago
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I liked it.


NS - over 5 years ago
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This may be the strangest movie ever given the official MST3K treatment; it's certainly one of the most thoroughly butchered. Between its original theatrical release and the the making of this episode, "Humanoid Woman" has been


  • ...assembled from portions of two feature-length movies

  • ...translated from Russian to English

  • ...re-released as two feature-length movies with a new translation

  • ...handed over to Sandy Frank for the usual treatment

  • ...pared down by BBI to fit the KTMA timeslot.


Small wonder that the movie makes as much sense as it does; although parts of it would not, I suspect, make sense under any circumstances. Why create an army of androgynous Sinead O'Connoroids in the first place? Who decided to cast a thirty-eight-year-old actor as a teenage gymnast, and two women of roughly the same age as his mother and grandmother? What in the blue blazes is going on with everyone's hair?!


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this actress is so hauntingly beautiful, but I cant find any info on her....Elena Metelkina or Yelena Metyolkina.


American Woman
Donald Petkus - over 2 years ago
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I wish the riff on the title lasted longer. Humanoid woman stay away from me et cetera


Jack Glastra - about 3 years ago
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This was painful.


Mbantuwe Kouasai - about 4 years ago
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I'm not sure, but I feel like this is in the top five for most boring films ever riffed. No idea how a person could sit through it without Joel and the bots.


Gordon Oxendine Jr. - over 4 years ago
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One of my favorite movies to be given the treatment


MB - almost 5 years ago
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I got a kick out of the fact that they named the robot maid "Hazel".


NS - over 5 years ago
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Under different circumstances, I think "Go to the astra" could have been the companion piece to "Leave the Bronx."


NS - over 5 years ago
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The host segments may look familiar; most of them got recycled in Season 1.