Jonah, let's just give up like the song says!

So who's going to tell him that the gun isn't real?

I was beginning to worry. It's been about three minutes since Paul ran off.

We got this. My braid and I will check this out.

Why do adults keep leaving me alone? They know I'm incapable of following instructions.

This guy needs more ways to cover his face. Like another eyepatch and a bandanna... and a second beard.

"I'm gonna check in the woods."
Try not to chip the fiberglass, okay?

I'd laugh but I can't feel my face.

Step aside, Paul. Let the poorly dubbed adults handle this.

So he walked all the way to Aspen, Colorado?

How dare you look at me with that tone of voice!

If this is how the movie starts, I can't wait for the rest of it.

Across the street is the Artificial History museum.

"Right now, let's take the tiger." Lure the lemur and pants the panther!

Chewie, is that you? Is it Life Day already?

It's an NRA rave!

Paul!
I loved your letter to the Corinthians!

"He explained everything that happened"
Great. Could someone please explain it to me?!

Its a ritual for them to play a public domain animal sound effect record every day at sunset.

Ah yes, Wikipedia, the Print Edition, at last.

We'd better move along, there's still about four-hundred species of North American animals we need to encounter before the act break.

follow your instincts! get out of this movie at all costs!

Don't make me expectorate!

BANG!

This Palace of Versailles sleepover is AWESOME.

Ah, well, Happy Easter.

Be careful of my three-legged bear plate; it casts no reflection and I think it might be cursed.

I had to get out of my Dame Edna drag for this!

Y'all yeti for this? Big big big, foot foot foot foot! Big big big, foot foot foot!

BANG!

What's this? A nerdy tree that got hit in the face on the playground?

Would a 'dumb Indian" be able to teach a cougar how to set a trap like that?

Wow — why didn't you show me that before, when I was starving you?

Dad, do you know what happened to the last man who crossed me? I left him crawling in the lake with no eyeballs.

He's going up to the projection booth to turn off this movie — we're saved!!

The tiger attack filled our gas tank — it's a Christmas miracle!

Deus ex lack-of-machina

Man, that was weird… how long did we spend in that hallway?

Paul, the people who love you had to tie you up — you're nuts.

They shouldn't put tags on mesh shirts… also, they shouldn't make mesh shirts.

Why are you dressed like a Coke can?

"I've tracked and killed game all over the world"
And, I have a dental practice in Minnesota, too!

Wait! If those are feet… attached to legs… that would mean… A PERSON!!

You can't spell "dad" without ADD!

Haha, Dad! Chase me! I'm precocious and filled with wonder! We are but stardust!

He's running through an MMORPG. I wonder what mobs spawn here. Confusion? Despair? Oh, and this guy!

This is like Ice Road Truckers, only less staged.

[Distant bigfoot scream]
Excuse me, that's the ringtone for my wife…

At some point, you might have to resort to YouTube to finish your film. That is okay.

Rowsdower?

This is like if Bob Ross painted an action sequence.

Everything 'furry' I love..leaves me.

They've basically given up on getting rid of Paul, haven't they?

All I see is our Sticky Purple Kush garden!

Bigfoot rides a chopper? I always pictured him driving a Monster Truck.

Homo Erectus Galifianakis

It's Alfred Hitchcock's The Bird!

It's the Forest Ranger action set! Paul figure may get lost immediately.

The kid's brilliant! He's disguised himself as a rock! ...oh.

"Where's Paul?"
Paul is dead. Check the album cover.

Can you imagine what it will be like if someone finally speaks?

Like I said, I'm not high but my dog is and I am!

America: It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time

"Well as you wish... WILDERNESS!"

"This movie is about Bigfoot in the same way that 'Waiting for Guffman' was about Guffman."
"Or Godot."

It's the Forest Ranger Action Set! (Paul figure may get lost immediately)

THE BEAR'S GOT A GUN!