K12 - Fugitive Alien
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Don't rip his heart out and show it to em. I hate it when he does that.
"I don't need heroes or cynics on this flight."
Joel- "So what's left then?"
Crow- "Bad actors."
San Francisco as it could have been..... a civilization of uniformed warriors. Pulsating, vibrating; very desirable all around. Some of them held up in jails ....
[Servo]... some of them in vinyl jumpsuits.
[Joel].... others in trendy bistros walking up and down the street.
[Servo]... sipping cappuccino, buying things
[Joel].. talking, [Servo] thinking about things, [Joel] ... thinking about other lives
... thinking about their future, just longing to escape... [Servo].. and bear children... [Joel]... and learn about lighting skills for movies... [Servo]... and costuming... [Joel] ... walking down corridors... [Servo] ... half a melon makes a great helmet... [Joel] ..crunching.. [Servo]... jumping, crouching, [Joel] ...hoping.. [Servo]... working.. [Joel]... pandering... [Servo]..hoping? grunting [Joel] squatting... [Servo] ...opening.. [Joel] ... locking.. [Servo].. UNlocking .. [Joel]..hoping.. [Servo].. looking up [Joel] ... soloing (?)] [Servo]... waffle stomping.
"Ken! I won't let you talk like that." Okay, I'll do it in mime.
"Ken, why did you have to kill my brother?"
You. Dirty. Rat. You. Killed. My. Brother.
That's the best John Wayne I've ever heard.
It's the Pannekoeken girl!
(Pannekoeken is a Dutch-themed pancake restaurant chain in Minnesota.)
"I think this calls for a little celebration!" Break out the doobage.
"I'll get there, if it's the last thing I do." What good will it do you then?
Joel: No one ever feels like "dying out there".
Servo: I'm dying right here.
"You know, I have a learning disability... it hasn't taught me anything"
It's really rugged flying through a jellyfish like that.
He's flying through a blue screen.
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Didja catch the Eraserhead reference at 1:04:14? "They're man-made chickens, but they're NEW!" (LOL!)
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You know, the guys really can't sing at all.
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Strange that Crow does not appear on this one, but Joel and Servo actually do this one justice.
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Love being able to watch the older episodes. Does anyone know if they were done live? Joe seems to keep messing his lines up.
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I hate how the dubbers consistently say "constellation" when they mean "solar system" and the guys never once call them on it (KTMA or CC).
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"If I see ONE MORE gravel pit..."
Just wait until rock climbing, Joel.
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Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha! HA HA HA.....YOU'RE STUCK HERE!
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@Emma- Right? And no 'Haikeeba!'
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Interesting that in the intro to the season 0 episodes they have Gypsy after Tom Servo. Maybe back then they felt Gypsy was more prominent than Servo? Or maybe the Robot Roll Call listings doesn't mean too much. Maybe I should just relax...
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I wonder if Joel doing the "sounds painful" 6 times in a row is trying to make up for crow not being there.
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It's so strange, not getting the "He triiiiiied to kill me with a forkliiift..."
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These guys look like they're wearing left-over Power Ranger uniforms.
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I swear, this movie's soundtrack sounds like it was stolen from the Donner Superman movies in places.
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"Increase altitude!"
Haha what? In space? Altitude from what
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These cable shows are a trip when the time and weather come on screen. 2 Degrees! Brrrrrrrr
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I think the degraded video quality of this copy actually helps the movie. The opening scenes look very much like some kind of avant garde cartoon, instead of the low-budget live-action 70's show it actually was.