The modem!!!

Finally, a Sarlaac pit strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.

Lords of the Deep is filmed before a live studio audience.

God, Tina, ugh!!

Knock it off, Fernandez. This isn't Whose Line.

I HAVE NOTHING BUT REGRETS!!

My mail-order sonic screwdriver dosen't seem to be working.

Is her psychotropic journey turning into a Beggin' Strips commercial?

What's going on? Did Scott Bakula just leap into this guy's body?

He's gone full Shatner.

Gah — I think I just blinded myself with science!

Bottom of the ocean's real smoggy today.

In the beginning, the movie was without shape or form…

The Lion, the Witch, and the Dryer Cycle.

I'm not afraid of you anymore, Freddy! I'm coming to get you.

It's like if God didn't quite finish making Michelle Pfeiffer.

Just dropped a couple of lords into the deep...if you know what I mean.

That's why you always go into the theater when you have Movie Sign.