"Perhaps its better like this"
One less scene to shoot.

"I will show you"
How to drag out a film

Woah, the magic sword. It was inside me the entire time and its still got some orchestra music left in it!

This candle is my nemesis, I'll add its armor to my collection.

"As you can see, I have had many enemies"
They usually wear wicker, so really easy to kill

"Well, there's the problem. Your spider's leakin' transmission fluid."

"I'LL pay the rent!"

"...And that concludes the quarterly budget meeting."

"Man, nothin' like the confidence of a White guy who hasn't accomplished anything."

"Where there's smoke, there's a cheap set."

"Just 30 more reps and we can go to Pinkberry. C'mon, move those paws!"

♫ "The hills are alive with The Fighting Eagle..." ♫

"Well, back to roastin' these plague rats."

"Yes, Miss Hannigan."

"Eat me and get Lyme Disease! HA!!"

Remember, boys — this is a stealth mission!!

Let's sneak in while they're blaring the soundtrack!

Ator: cautious and moist.

What better for a workshop of blind laborers than a gaping pit in middle of the floor?

See, I was covered in a thick layer of grime since I was a wee baby.

"Tears of blood…"
Try clear eyes.

Why is he wearing a set of drill bits?

Random Running and Walking: the Motion Picture!

I feel like I just binge-watched paint drying.

This is how most Tinder meet-ups actually go. Lot of awkward silences, staring up at the ceiling. I've been told.

"You must be tired…Here, drink this."
It's a 5-Hour Lethargy drink.

I don't use names. No one in this movie does.

"Sunya, wait!"
I just found out about sex, and it sounds real neat!

Aw, nothing says "romance" like ranged weaponry.

They died as they lived: covered in yak hair.

Quick — settle on a god to pray to for protection!!

This is before they invented Ewoks.

"Ator and Sunya want to marry."
"He knows?"
"Yes, I just told him."
"You mean, he's not my brother?"
"No, my child, he is not."
Well, then I'm not interested.

"Ator, you don't know how really happy you make me."
You're saving me a dowry!

Anyone else have lines in this scene? You, Motorhead logo guy? No? Okay. What about you, hairy?

And, there was no room at the manger for the camera.

Uh, Jonah, is every prophesy a run-on sentence? I'm asking for a friend.

"…it is also written that the Spider King will reign until the day the mountain speaks forth in anger."
Or boredom!

Enjoy the view, ladies..that's pure 100% certified Ator.

Forest Whitaker is Mr. T as Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.