Let's sneak in while they're blaring the soundtrack!

Ator: cautious and moist.

What better for a workshop of blind laborers than a gaping pit in middle of the floor?

See, I was covered in a thick layer of grime since I was a wee baby.

"Tears of blood…"
Try clear eyes.

Why is he wearing a set of drill bits?

Random Running and Walking: the Motion Picture!

I feel like I just binge-watched paint drying.

This is how most Tinder meet-ups actually go. Lot of awkward silences, staring up at the ceiling. I've been told.

"You must be tired…Here, drink this."
It's a 5-Hour Lethargy drink.

I don't use names. No one in this movie does.

"Sunya, wait!"
I just found out about sex, and it sounds real neat!

Aw, nothing says "romance" like ranged weaponry.

They died as they lived: covered in yak hair.

Quick — settle on a god to pray to for protection!!

This is before they invented Ewoks.

"Ator and Sunya want to marry."
"He knows?"
"Yes, I just told him."
"You mean, he's not my brother?"
"No, my child, he is not."
Well, then I'm not interested.

"Ator, you don't know how really happy you make me."
You're saving me a dowry!

Remember, boys — this is a stealth mission!!

Anyone else have lines in this scene? You, Motorhead logo guy? No? Okay. What about you, hairy?

And, there was no room at the manger for the camera.

Uh, Jonah, is every prophesy a run-on sentence? I'm asking for a friend.

"…it is also written that the Spider King will reign until the day the mountain speaks forth in anger."
Or boredom!

Enjoy the view, ladies..that's pure 100% certified Ator.

Forest Whitaker is Mr. T as Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.