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208 - Lost Continent



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David Bowiescock - 9 months ago
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Why does ShoutFactory's stuff always run at about 50% less frames per second? It's excruciating


Logan - 4 months ago
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Just added a new link that plays nice and smooth. 😀


800 lb. gorilla - 7 months ago
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...this entire movie was filmed in 11 days...obvious...


SaturnHex - 10 months ago
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So, rock climbing then


Rock climbing
FedoraMark - 12 months ago
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Rock climbing, everybody. Rock climbing.


DarkShadows - 12 months ago
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Man, Crow got pretty dark in this episode...


Gender Neutral Mushroom Child - about 1 year ago
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Joel's goatee makes him look like evil Joel from a parallel dimension but without evil parallel dimension makeup.


Liam Humel - about 1 year ago
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That "Pink Panther" tune sung by Servo made me laugh harder than it should have


Phil Ray - over 1 year ago
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Hey, there is a Millennium Falcon back there.


Aoibheann Barlow - over 1 year ago
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"Get the clown suit..." -too funny!


Childe Harold - over 5 years ago
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Wretchedness of the movie aside, I'm just thrown off by Joel's beard.


Brad D - over 5 years ago
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Some of the best riffing from the early years. What cracks me up is that they riffed on Sid Melton for being on The Danny Thomas Show but never made a riff about his most famous role as Alf Monroe on "Green Acres."


Jane Sproul - almost 3 years ago
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Okay, I know that in this era gun control meant holding it with both hands, but Jesus. "Let's go up to these peaceful people to ask for information with our guns pointed right at them."


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Sweet, a reference to the world's truly worst movie, Andy Warhol's Empire State Building--the Movie. (Some call it art, but then again some people would call it art if Warhol had farted in a jar and declared it to be his masterpiece.)


Divinebovine - over 4 years ago
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I thought i recognized Sid Melton from somewhere...THE GOLDEN GIRLS!

ITS SAL!


Elisa Farrington - over 4 years ago
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Can someone tell me the connection between the reptile voices and '..now a word from Hunt & Wesson'? (1:06:00) They used it on Ring of Terror too.


Fredrick Stafford - over 4 years ago
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FOUND! The “lost” last five minutes of Lost Continent…

The survivors finally make it back to civilization and find out the rocket was already obsolete before they even left. The search party was just an elaborate ruse to get rid of Major Joe Nolan (Cesar Romero) for a few weeks so the commanding General could nail the base hussy, Marla. That night Major Nolan confronts the General at the Officers Club, his face contorted in rage. “Now just take it easy, Joe,” the General says, “I can explain.” Major Nolan draws back his fist. The General cowers, “I swear, Joe, I didn’t know about all the rocks.” Major Nolan is ready to strike, ablaze in anger, then pulls his punch, laughs heartily, holds out his hand for the General to shake, says, “You sly old so and so…you really got me good this time, General, I have to give you that!” (laugher) “Hope you were careful, General, and if not name it after me!” (wild laughter) “Now buy me a beer!"

THE END.


Teri Gee - over 2 years ago
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It appears that someone has started doing references for this episode, but they only have the theater segments. Here's the first of five parts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10OxFASfNnc


Matthew Boyle - about 2 years ago
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So in the end their stranded? Having a canoe in the Pacific Ocean ain't gonna get you far. And what happened to the native people? Do we assume they died or left?


Zeitgeist Meister - over 1 year ago
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Do you ever wish you could enter the Cool Thing contest?


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How did they get through this without any mention of Arthur Conan Doyle's The Lost World?


DJburris87 - almost 2 years ago
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I can't believe Joel didn't start climbing the rope during the mountain climbing scene.


Matthew Boyle - about 2 years ago
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Director Neufeld, known Nazi spy, cocaine fiend and pyromaniac...You can stop right there Crow, that's all I need to know.


Matthew Boyle - about 2 years ago
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We've always managed to be first in the race against time, well except for that whole Sputnik thing and putting a man in space, but gosh darnet we put a man on the moon first! Except I don't think that had even happened by then.


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So I just realized that our co-pilot Danny is played by one Mr. Chick Chandler... aka Wilbur, the gad-about guardian angel from "Once Upon a Honeymoon." Wonder which he enjoyed playing more: a rock climbing, dino-shootin' stick jockey or the most foppish cherub that heaven's show choir could spare.


Snuffy Wuffykiss - over 2 years ago
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Before there was deep hurting... Before there was sandstorm... There was, ROCK CLIMBING!!!


Cockey_Von_Murdertits - almost 6 years ago
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I wonder if the seven doors is supposed mean that the theater is the 7th circle of hell.


Teri Gee - over 4 years ago
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I actually think that some of the lines in this movie are pretty funny. Granted, the movie as a whole is awful, but I found myself laughing at a couple of lines.

"Dame said she voted last year. Maybe she lied..." I'm sorry, but I laughed.


Jerome Montgomery II - almost 5 years ago
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over 5 minutes of walking and climing around the mountain.


Nathan R Wren - over 5 years ago
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ouch....this really HURTS!


Stereo Catz - over 4 years ago
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“This is an airplane, there is no upstairs.” Yeah, well in a C-130 you have to climb a ladder to get into the cockpit.


Mitchell - over 2 years ago
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Watching all that crappy rock climbing footage, I almost Lost my Continence.


Big McLargehuge - over 2 years ago
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Another one where the video is gone due to copyright. :\
Time to search the web for an additional link.


Jacob Jacob - over 5 years ago
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This movie would be completely unwatchable without the riffing. "Rock Climbing..." has been a household joke since I was a kid and first saw this episode. I'd forgotten how plodding and pointless it really is.


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I LOVE this ep. This + Catalina Caper are two of the tragically underrated shining stars of Season 2. That being said - for the love of all that is holy and right in this world, SOMEONE with more digital editing skills that I have please download this vid and fix (read: eliminate) that ridiculous goatee of Joel's!


Misterkingdom - over 3 years ago
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What is the guy implying when he says, "The dame said she voted last year. Maybe she lied?" The joke just missed my head.


Leslie Doesn't Get You - over 4 years ago
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I have a technical question. How did they make Mike (as Hugh Beaumont) look like he was in black and white? I considered it could be just good art design and makeup but then he lit his pipe and his face was its normal color in that light. Is there some light filter that cuts out all color?


Stereo Catz - over 4 years ago
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“He’s pretty old for a sergeant.” According to his stripes he’s an E4, Senior Airman. He would need one more stripe to make sergeant.


Jerome Montgomery II - over 4 years ago
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Sigmund Neufeld later in his career directed alot of Aarron Spelling shows.It's true theres an second act in your career after producing cheesy b-movies.


Bruce Ellsworth Reed - over 4 years ago
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They must have seen "Vicar of Dibley," "No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no....yes!"


NS - over 5 years ago
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I think Rock Climbing may in fact be worse than Deep Hurting. What do you think, sirs?


Kiri T. Unicorn - over 4 years ago
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Seeing Sid Melton getting killed by a triceratops makes it all worth it.


Joseph Ewing - over 4 years ago
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Wikipedia says the filmmakers tinted green the actual lost world part of the movie. Does anyone see indication of that? It looks like any other black and white B-movie from the fifties.


Elisa Farrington - over 4 years ago
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Ram Chips - Good thing: Dr. Forrester's hair is getting progressively madder with each episode. Bad thing: If 20 minutes of rock climbing wasn't bad enough, they have only 9 rocks, which are rectangular blocks...ugh. Men climb up rocks onto the SAME rocks! May as well mention the trees...men walk off the set...back onto the SAME set with the SAME trees...oh help, I love this episode.


trumpy - over 5 years ago
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Huh, I only just now realised that the Mads' invention became reality in the most ridiculous product launch of 2007: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XUuwEq98ByM . Ahead of their time!


Lewis Nitzberg STINKS! - over 4 years ago
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Hey! That's the army base from Rocketship XM!


Bruce Box-Liker - about 4 years ago
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Why "Drop Personal Pronouns"? That style of broken English is really more about dropping articles, conjugating verbs incorrectly, and maybe using the wrong pronouns.


Brian Peter Vandenbroek - almost 4 years ago
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Gene stop this crazy thing!!!!!!


Brian Peter Vandenbroek - almost 4 years ago
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Why did nobody mutter "Hail Caeser" whenever Cesar Romero went by? Geez guys, opportunity lost


Bryson Gerard - over 3 years ago
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I almost sent my "working model" of the cool thing. It was a bong packed with green. Somehow it never made it to the post office.


David Dowling - over 3 years ago
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The "model-a-model" line is one of my all time MST3K riffs.


Gabriel Block - almost 4 years ago
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this episode really brings back memories as it was the first mst3k episode i ever saw


Ray Garraty - almost 4 years ago
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I think from 30:00 to 60:00 is among the best stuff they did in the entire series. Perfect.


Robert Brown - about 4 years ago
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I love when Tom and Joel/Mike exclude Crow in their shenanigans. I want to tell Crow they do it only because he reacts so badly, but of course, he's just a puppet in a picture show.


Bruce Ellsworth Reed - over 4 years ago
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"Hey, did you every fly one of these things?" "Nope!" Great repeatable phrase, will have to remember for next flight!


Ray Garraty - about 4 years ago
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This episode has some great host segments, esp 'Drop Personal Pronouns or Die' That skit is hilarious.


Clyde Rysdale - about 4 years ago
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It always blows my mind how people living in third world conditions somehow manage to stay well groomed. .


Robert Brown - about 4 years ago
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Say what you want about his methods, Frank makes Dr F push the button.


John Muoio - over 4 years ago
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That opening skit has to be one of Frank's finest.


Paul Trieglaff - over 4 years ago
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I'm not saying Joel was stoned 90% of the time... I'm only saying I'M stoned, and I unserstand him 90% of the time.
Nice suit, brah. Can you get me hired?


Elisa Farrington - over 4 years ago
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I like the way Crow says 'samich', like my husband.


Alex Stefanic - over 5 years ago
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Somehow I thought a movie about The Joker fighting dinosaurs would be more entertaining.


Scooter Atreides - about 5 years ago
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Oh, for the Trekkies out there: The Russian scientist in this film played Dr. Boyce, McCoy's predecessor as CMO of the Enterprise, in the rejected Original Series pilot: The Cage, under Captain Pike.


Joseph Ewing - over 4 years ago
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How did they make Mike and the set he's in look black in white when he appears on the view screen as Hugh Beaumont without filming it in black and white? When he flicks on the lighter, you can see the color of his face.


Joseph Ewing - over 4 years ago
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Who the hell saw Cesar Romero and said, "We've found our Joker."


Cindy - almost 5 years ago
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It took me the whole movie to figure out that scientist Mike (Black hat guy) was the man in the wheelchair from "When Worlds Collide"!


Stereo Catz - over 4 years ago
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“Just bring the essentials.” Yet Joe brought the parachute.


Stereo Catz - over 4 years ago
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“It’s all the plants Major. It’s almost pure oxygen.” So let’s a light up a cigarette.


Paul Trieglaff - over 4 years ago
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When a running gag piques with these guys, duck-n-cover (and don't be drinking your beer)


Stereo Catz - over 4 years ago
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And they all died from exposure. The End.


Stereo Catz - over 4 years ago
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I love how all the sets on this movie were clearly the same few props moved around.


Bruce Ellsworth Reed - over 4 years ago
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Oh, and inset "dive" or "crash" anytime ya feel like it!


Patrick Wiley - almost 5 years ago
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Ceasar Romero one of the orginal Jokers. who would have thought. Ha Ha Ha Ha


Elisa Farrington - over 4 years ago
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I die everytime the cameleon makes its dramatic appearance at 44:00. We used to keep lizards as pets and the only thing scary about this scene is that Lizzie is about to do some ROCK CLIMBING.


RevJoan - over 4 years ago
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0:38:33- Check out how Hugh Beaumont starts laughing once Monkey Boy reaches the top! I think you can even hear him laugh!


Mike Carmona - over 4 years ago
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13:31 How can you not love Crow and his promiscuous antics?


Anthony DiCrecchio - over 4 years ago
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These sets look oddly familiar...


Vince Giangiacomo - over 4 years ago
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Mountain climbing Joel


Ray Garraty - over 4 years ago
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This episode is great underrated goodness, I guess I was weaned on Manos, so I love the movies that reach such terribleness to make them nearly lose it.


Chris Engler - almost 5 years ago
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Shoulda got that patent in earlier, Frank: http://www.leisurefitness.com/Content/product_images/EB11R.png


Kimono Dragon - over 5 years ago
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How bad is this movie, when the whole premise of the show is that these guys can't be driven crazy, even by the worst movies? I gotta believe the guys were actually out of character, and really couldn't tolerate this movie.


Scooter Atreides - about 5 years ago
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Nice to have an answer to the question : "What if he simply REFUSES to go watch the movie ?"


Scooter Atreides - about 5 years ago
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This was also called "Cesar Romero's Night of the Living Dead".


Puma Man - over 5 years ago
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If Jungle Goddess met Jurassic Park...


Puma Man - over 5 years ago
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So I guess the original order was Rocket Attack USA, then Wild Rebels, then Lost Continent. I wonder how Ring of Terror slipped in there.


john cline - over 5 years ago
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He loved too much


Davey Death Ray - over 5 years ago
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This is one of my favorites because of the way that Joel and the Bots totally lose it because of the rock climbing. I know a lot of folks that have a tough time with this episode, but I think the pay off is worth it. Not only do we get Cesar Romero, but we also get "monkey boy" Sid Melton. Plus, Crow's line, "Will someone PLEASE tell the director about compressing time through editing?!", is a complete classic.