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209 - The Hellcats



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Calum Sanderson - over 1 year ago
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My god, this movie is boring! How did our heroes make it to the credits?!!?


Raymond Renee - 2 months ago
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somewhere near the halfway point of the film i noticed tom servo was wearing the robe throughout the whole episode and the first thought that came to mind was "blessed" and honestly where is the lie


Jeffrey Jones - 2 months ago
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One thing it's got to recommend it: Sonny West as Snake. He was Elvis' bodyguard, one of the Memphis Mafia.


ManDance! '92 - 2 months ago
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As inept as the filmmaking is, all of these MST3k biker flicks instill in the viewer the exact same gut reaction one would have when enduring these characters in real life. Watching them on screen makes you actually feel like you're being implicitly held captive by a bunch of revolting people that you're forced to play along with in order to survive. Kind of ironic how successful that aspect is.


leecrystal1 - about 1 year ago
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What the heck did Crow cough up that ran away at 1:40????


Krankor - 8 months ago
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Link 1 is play per view...


scrodsword - about 1 year ago
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If this film were titled Hepcats I wouldn't mind the bad acting as much.


FellaWhite - about 1 year ago
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SPACOM!


Martha Fredette - over 3 years ago
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they're drinking Coors! Back in the days when you couldn't get it back east.


Super McWonderfull - over 4 years ago
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36:30 - I'd rather get high than cancer poster !!


fleshdunce - about 4 years ago
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Okay: sometimes I just breeze through the comments real quick to help me pick an episode.
For anyone else who is a sheeple like me: yes, watch this one; give it a go. It's not, like, solid gold or anything, but I think it deserves a few more laughs.

....this movie is heinous, though- make no mistake


Mitchell - over 2 years ago
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I love how the 2 gang leaders challenge each other to a motorcycle race and then the entire race happens off screen!! You'd really have to work to get lower production value than that.


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how does joel get sick when he's been cut off from all human contact for who knows how long?


Last of the Wild Ponies - over 2 years ago
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55:28 C'mon, guys. Don't you think these "long" jokes are a bit of a stretch?


Teri Gee - over 3 years ago
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I just thought of something. These people (kids? Are they supposed to be young?) start out the moving burying that guy in a pretty nice coffin at a plot in a cemetery. That's not cheap. Who footed the bill for it?


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64 mins in: "I said 'I know a Wiener man!'"
Crow knows me! Wow!


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Tom's vapor contains UB40, red 40, and Simply Red... Hey, where's the wine?


Teri Gee - over 2 years ago
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I just noticed that Eric Tomlin is in this movie, too! Who is Eric Tomlin, you ask? He's the coffee guy in Skydivers! We'd already got the Coleman Francis quality stamp on this movie with Anthony Cardoza and Justine.

He apparently plays a policeman. I don't know that he gets any coffee in this movie.


Snuffy Wuffykiss - about 2 years ago
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All this time I've been partying all wrong. Silly me, putting the beer in my mouth instead of all over myself and everyone around me.


Jane Sproul - over 2 years ago
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Y'know, they were doing a decent job at making the biker chicks seem credibly tough until two of them collapsed like a cheap card table in the face of Doughy Guy and The Square, without a drop of enemy blood shed.


Elisa Farrington - over 4 years ago
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"This video contains content from Lionsgate which has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds." I'm watching from England. From the comments I gather I'm not missing much...on to KING DINOSAUR!!


Lewis Nitzberg STINKS! - almost 3 years ago
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This movie was commission by the US govt. right? As an anti-drug campaign, right? Because the only thing that comes to mind when I watch this crapper is - I ain't never touching any shit again!


Matthew Boyle - over 2 years ago
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How come they didn't riff on the fact that the first scene takes place in the exact same place the last scene in Sidehackers? I was like "wait a minute, I know this place!"


Liz Peterson - over 2 years ago
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I just love Joel's fake hands during the invention exchange. So adorable.


Aquabreeze - over 2 years ago
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Both of the video links have embedding disabled.


Justin - over 2 years ago
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no joy


Alex Stefanic - over 5 years ago
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Anthony Cardoza? Why does that name sound familliar? *One Google search later* OH DEAR GOD IT'S THE GUY WHO PRODUCED THE COLEMAN FRANCIS MOVIES!!!


Skin Walker, Texas Skin Ranger - almost 3 years ago
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I am suprised that the boys did not comment on Ross Hagen making out with his brother's fiancé at about 27:30. Sure, it's a party but it seemed a bit incongruous to me.


Teri Gee - almost 3 years ago
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It just occurred to me that Cambot is the only one who suffered from flashbacks from the vapor stuff they were using at the beginning of the episode. In fact, even Crow pointed out that the flashback had nothing to do with what he'd been talking about.


Jackie Allen - almost 3 years ago
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Both links aren't working.


Divinebovine - over 3 years ago
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Disabled...nuuu not another one!


James GreyWolf - about 3 years ago
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Has anyone ever figured out what the speedballer says after they take him out of the truck and toss him into the water?


Kimono Dragon - about 4 years ago
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18:34 The line "You don't have to be Fellini to figure that out" was from an old George Carlin routine. From the album "FM & AM" I think. Not complaining, just making an observation.


Martha Fredette - over 3 years ago
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Rejects from a renaissance festival. Classic.


Brad D - about 5 years ago
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Ross Hagen...the poor man's Steve McQueen.


Mark Peter Baron - almost 4 years ago
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"I am on a seafood diet"
"Really?"
"Yeah I've been eating allot of fish, shrimp."


Gigantor! - almost 4 years ago
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This is a bad one. I mean, like, bad bad bad bad bad. But there are plenty of gems, especially on Joel's part But the movie-- aye, it's sooo bad! You owe to yourself to watch it again.


John Carnahan - almost 4 years ago
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Wow this has to be one of the worst movies ever featured on the show!


Stereo Catz - almost 4 years ago
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♫I don’t know what’s happnen!♫


Stereo Catz - almost 4 years ago
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22:23 Daryl Hannah? Kill Bill Daryl Hannah?


Stereo Catz - almost 4 years ago
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Wait. Crow did a Wall Street reference while doing an impression of the announcer from the Super Friends. I’m baffled by this strangest of combinations.


A Lush Cocktail Rescue - almost 4 years ago
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I love how pissy they are with each other in this episode.


Teri Gee - almost 4 years ago
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I love that we have the stamp of bad movies with Anthony Cardoza and Sergeant Justine (from Red Zone Cuba). Even after making their stamp with the Coleman Francis classics, they still managed to make more bad movies later!


Kelly Slane - about 4 years ago
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You know, I just noticed: right after the first commercial break, when they're inhaling whatever they put in Servo, the noises they make sound like the noise Jack Lemmon makes in the Odd Couple when he's clearing his sinuses!


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The bartender sure looks like Hollywood's Eli Wallach...especially at the end.


Austin Strong - about 5 years ago
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Am I the only one that sings along to the riffing of those terrible, nonsensical songs? "NO NO NONO NO!" "Yes."


Bruce Box-Liker - about 5 years ago
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I think it's been four times now that I've come across this episode and thought, "Wait, what the hell happens in this one? I'd better re-watch it." Between the marginally lucid movie and the unfortunate clip-show style host segments, it's got to be the only MST3K episode that's less memorable than "Gunslinger".


Gregory Robert Dunn - about 4 years ago
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I'm surprised how little laughs for this one...it's been on video for so long! One of my early favorites for sure!


Leslie Doesn't Get You - over 4 years ago
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#1. Joel tried to make this a family show. He read letters on the air from small children complete with cute drawings. Yet they show this movie, with its sexuality, drug references, and disturbing violence against women. I prefer when the guys at least react with "Hey!" when someone hurts a woman. Here, they just joked about it. And #2. Casting couldn't find any guys with actual long hair? I've never seen a biker gang with such corporate haircuts in my life. Ridiculous.


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I love how casually the duck on the lake at 15:25 reacts to the sound of a gunshot. A fellow might get to thinking that sound was piped in!


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This film might actually be worse than Manos. :/


Olivia P - about 5 years ago
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*sniffle* Now they got me crying too! Waaaaah!


Kimono Dragon - over 5 years ago
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This is the embodiment of MST3K. Absolutely terrible movie, fantatic riffs! When the movie gets so bad that we are ebarrassed to be watching, riffing is a survival mechanism.