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318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II



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Nathan Siruta - about 3 years ago
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did I just watch japanese star wars?


Michael Watt - 14 days ago
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Crewman: " Captain, I've got it fixed, it's all working again!"
Captain to pilot : "Good, get us out of here."
Pilot: "OK, I'll take Her up."
"Up" Really !!! You're in space spring roll.


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uhhh, I thought it was considered very bad manners to pat people on the head in Japanese culture; of course she does look real pissed after he does it.


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55:35 okay, what's with the wacky sitcom music? are we on Night Court all of a sudden?


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that guy just likes saying full thrust


Doc Thissen - 11 months ago
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Was it just me, or did I hear TV's Frank say/sing "I love baby nuts" just before he pushed the button?


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Bronn K - over 1 year ago
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The original was probably a pretty fun little sci-fi series. It makes me think of Battlestar Galactica. You can make out the individual episodes: This one starts with the crew on a mission where they venture too close to a black hole and then their engines shut down near a star. Then there's the episode where the crew finishes up their mission by infiltrating the enemy base and blowing up their superweapon.

It's hard to make out the last fifteen minutes though. Maybe that's one super-compressed episode, or maybe it's multiple episodes. Like, the "fake-mother" plot could be one episode, and then the return to Valnastar to take out the Star Wolves is a big climactic series-ender.


NavySandman - about 1 year ago
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I gotta chuckle every time I hear "Rocky (again)"...


Eat more pork porky - over 1 year ago
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Ok, here goes my synopsis of this stinker. Sandy Frank was drunk and quite possibly on Quaaludes for the first good 3/4 of the movie, then for the last half hour or 20 minutes he was on cocaine. It's the only thing that makes sense, unless he let his 13 year old nephew direct the last bit I just don't know.


Eat more pork porky - over 1 year ago
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Does anyone else think the guard that guarding the souped up Tom servo look a little like a young Jacky Chan?


Eat more pork porky - over 1 year ago
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My definition of a desert and the directors are worlds apart. Lizabeth I'm coming!


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"Sunny Side."
'Of the street?'
Was that a Pogues reference? I think that's a reference to the Pogues.


Lewis Nitzberg STINKS! - about 3 years ago
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Of all the dumb lines in all the dumb movies and all the silly riffs... this has got to be greatest line (not even a riff!)
"It won't be easy getting in!"
"How will we do it?"
"Easy! If we can[...]"


Rosebud - almost 2 years ago
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55 minutes in...and nothing happened yet!


Last of the Wild Ponies - about 2 years ago
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I. Love. Baby ducks.


Last of the Wild Ponies - about 2 years ago
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27:13 "Yeah, you sleep. I'll drive 'til Cleveland."

YOU! SLEEP! 'TIL CLEVELAAAAND!


Last of the Wild Ponies - about 2 years ago
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5:35 "Joel, your movie this week is gonna be like biting down on a double-edged razor blade."

YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS?


Snuffy Wuffykiss - about 2 years ago
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All the fugitive alien songs and sandy frank hatred really come together here. A real work of riffing genius.


Kelly Slane - about 5 years ago
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I love all the dashboard readings in this... Tenperature, Sunny Side, Other Side... And the one from the first half, Air Presser or something similar...


Teri Gee - about 2 years ago
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I never get tired of the Fugitive Alien medley. Never. I submit that it is one of the finest moments in the entire series.


Leslie Doesn't Get You - over 5 years ago
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Okay, they're all dying of heat, right? And they're all wearing turtlenecks and vinyl suits and gloves, right? Why don't they TAKE THEM OFF?? I mean uh-duh!


Jane Sproul - over 2 years ago
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Okay, does anyone have the faintest idea what the hell is up with the helmet-wigs?


Kiri T. Unicorn - almost 3 years ago
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Product not included in some boxes!


Russell Goodman - about 5 years ago
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Now I can brown nose myself! Hahaha


John Sanders - almost 3 years ago
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Page has been updated to remove the broken video link.


Vanir - almost 3 years ago
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This page seems to be broken, the YouTube link still works though.


Crypto Dentist - about 3 years ago
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Joel's finest performance.


Paika - about 3 years ago
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"Shameless Sid and Marty Krofft ripoff."
Uh, DC Follies was produced by Sid and Marty Krofft.


Tyler Garrett - over 3 years ago
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"©MCMLXXXVI... He's the Scottish guy in charge of copyright hahahaha


Gregg Hammerquist - about 3 years ago
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"Great the director chooses close-ups for the fight scenes."

Wow, how prophetic. That's how stupid action movies are now.


Andrea Mackey - almost 4 years ago
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this is a good one; I laughed so often and so hard that I annoyed each of my family members to move out of earshot! the escape in which they are leaving guys behind "where's Ken and Dan?" / That's a great question, let's talk about it ON THE WAY HOME" bit is bril!


Bruce Ellsworth Reed - about 4 years ago
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My favorite two riffs: 1.) Narrator talking about Valnastar (sp?) being 1000 LY away; "We know, we've seen it, taped it." 2.) "They could blow up the Universe-or worse!"


A Silhouette - over 3 years ago
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I haven't seen a lot of these scenes!


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You can try to kill the link with a forklift but I've got a backup right HERE: http://thefile.me/c4qb29kx55wb


Roll Fizzle Beef - over 3 years ago
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After watching both Fugitive Alien movies back to back I'm thinking of buying a forklift.


Warm Tumbler of Jagermeister - over 3 years ago
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I like how they found a Shaker chair just right for the ninja turtle in the crisis intervention bit.


Just Johnny Baca - over 3 years ago
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Ken. That's a typical authentic Japanese name, or my name isn't Katsuro Johnson.


Robert Brown - over 3 years ago
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I don't want to sound like I have an ego problem, and I'd hate for anyone's nose to get bent out of joint over my comment, but the invention exchange in this ep has to be the all-time goofiest. I love it!


A Silhouette - almost 4 years ago
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This is my favorite mst3k episode and I think it is underrated


Gabriel Block - over 3 years ago
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Wow. i never really noticed that Kevin has a beautiful singing voice


Cap'n Crusty - over 4 years ago
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You can never have too many Pythonisms.


A Silhouette - almost 4 years ago
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I dont really understand the blue faced mans patriotism. He willingly shoots the backs of his country's soldiers in cold blood.. But he still stands and salutes as the country's anthem plays


Atom Manhattan - over 3 years ago
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They triiiiiied to kill me with a forkliiiift...lmao


Kimono Dragon - over 5 years ago
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You guys are right about the forklift schtick. And Joel getting fed up with Crow for the "Rocky the Flying Squirrel" voice "AGAIN" after 20 times, made this compost heap of a movie worthwhile.


Sean Barry - almost 4 years ago
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Ha! Joel must have got a new batch of sour diesel before this episode was shot. He looks especially.. sleepy. :)


Jaguar Wong Abides - almost 4 years ago
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The defibrillator skit is one of my all-time favs!


Joey - over 4 years ago
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I have no idea why but Trace's Rocky the Squirrel imitation is one of the best things about this episode.


Robert Brown - over 4 years ago
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I kept leaping to Tammy's defense when the guys would snag on her. Guess I'm a femme.

I enjoyed this one a bit more that FA I, especially the insane second half.

Say what you want about S. Frank, the editing of this movie demonstrates a contempt either for the source material, or the audience, or both: a contempt you can probably detect in all the Frank...product. This bunch of film footage makes no sense, has no point and goes nowhere. Frank and company doubtless assumed no one would notice or care, at least long enough for the checks to clear. I'd say the Sandy Frank song is well deserved.

Still, its better than all that Film Ventures Int'l dreck. Thong?


K.T. Robot - almost 4 years ago
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Ole'------AGAIN?


Charles White - over 4 years ago
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I want Tammy! Perky Women are HOT.


Elisa Farrington - over 4 years ago
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Can anyone understand the last line of Gypsy's song? ♪ ♫ Look can you see, flying so fancy free, (fighting?) for you and me, Captain Joe and the Gang. When they pass by, throw them a pumkin pie,...????


Kelly Slane - about 5 years ago
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Oh and did anyone else totally watch Emergency 911? Cause I crack up with nostalgia every time Crow does the Shat impression :)


Stereo Catz - almost 5 years ago
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Whoa, Crow made a TekWars reference, I thought they got enough bad movies.


Mike Carmona - about 4 years ago
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It still surprises me that THIS episode blew up Tom's head, when other heaping piles left him unscathed. I guess surviving the trauma made him that much stronger. Go Tom!


Michael S - about 4 years ago
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PLEASE KILL THE SHIP CREW WITH A FORKLIFT!


Michael S - about 4 years ago
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The black hole puts a new light on the condition of the mission?
WHO WROTE THIS CRAP?


Austin Strong - about 4 years ago
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The "dudes" who cowabungled the dubbing in this film are a bunch of cowabungholes.


Leslie Doesn't Get You - over 5 years ago
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Oh God nooooo, there's a part 2 of this? Gamera, save me!


Elisa Farrington - over 4 years ago
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Is there a connection between Captain Joe as 'quite the drinking man' and the name of the ship the Bacchus III?


Joseph Ewing - over 4 years ago
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How can a show or "movie" screw up what had previously happened. "As punishment, Ken was set adrift in outer space." I don't think so.


Elisa Farrington - over 4 years ago
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Doesn't Tom Servo look suave in his bespoke tux?


Puma Man - about 5 years ago
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Is that an R2 unit next to Ken at the end?


Elisa Farrington - over 4 years ago
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"See, it's all working out. I wish your mother was here to see this." Only got the significance of this line after watching the film a second time, knowing that the 'Ken's mother' plot was coming up.


Jerome Montgomery II - over 4 years ago
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Ken again?


Fenix - over 5 years ago
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"...he tried to kill me with a fooorkliiift.."


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Were it not for the medley bit, this episode would have been really painful.


Stereo Catz - almost 5 years ago
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Puppets talking puppets, my mind is blown!


chris kaprys - almost 5 years ago
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aw man... i've seen dozens of mst3ks, but this particular film, with the dubbing etc., is so wonderfully viciously awful that it's actually really difficult to tell the regular dialogue from the riffing. you have to pay attention to the lads' riff voices to know where the dialogue is coming from... which says all it needs to say about the movie. .. wuh-how, wowee wow.


Cindy - over 4 years ago
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The very best part was the gauges on the instrument panel. "Sunny Side" and "Other Side"!!!


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00:28:37 -- Aarrghh!!

[shakes fist at crummy computer speakers]

What in thunder is Tom singing here?! I swear it sounds like: ♩ "Sandy Frank... Sandy Frank... Eats a lot of poisoned shrimp..."


Stereo Catz - almost 5 years ago
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So it seems they tried to squeeze one more episode worth of plot into the last fifteen minutes of this movie so they had to chop it to pieces to make it fit.


Stereo Catz - almost 5 years ago
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Seeing as this is Japan, you know all those desert scenes are filmed on a beach somewhere.


Feyd Rautha - almost 5 years ago
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"Hey, my chick's dead! Heeey!"


Stereo Catz - almost 5 years ago
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Daily paralyzing anthem music seems like something of a tactical liability.


Stereo Catz - almost 5 years ago
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They do realize that stuff moves in space, right?


glenn-s - almost 5 years ago
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In space no one can spell


Olivia P - about 5 years ago
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I always laugh at the "He triiiied to kill me with a forklift!" part of that song.

You know what? I actually liked this movie.


Robert Ferguson - over 5 years ago
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Gene Simmons !? *(WHERE THE F--- did this guy COME FROM !!!?)*
Should there not have been SOME padding between scenes ? I mean......


Kimono Dragon - over 5 years ago
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I enjoyed the "Your mouthwash ain't makin' it" reference from Dirty Harry.


Sage Harpuia - over 5 years ago
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Raymond Luxury Yacht! (Pronounced "Throat Warbler Mangrove) Love the invention exchange from the mads.


Leslie Doesn't Get You - over 5 years ago
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If it wasn't for the forklift song, I'm not sure I could've survived this one. Feeling... a bit.... ill.....