416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space
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"Your identity cards please, sirs."
Crow: Got 2 for 1s on watermelon shooters tonight. Gonna have to stamp your hand. Have a good time. Go get’em tigers.
Now that guy's the posture king.
Servo: Tommy Cash!
Crow: Wow, and Bob Crosby.
Joel: And there's Peter Aykroyd.
So, anyway, I just sat there for hours, and Cy Roth kept the camera rolling the whole time.
Oh, yeah? You know what I did? I told my agent to get me a part with more action. So after this, he signed me up for this film called "Sleep" with Andy Warhol.
Yeah, I told my agent the same thing. So after this, I'm doing a film called "My Dinner With Andre."
Go for the women, not the old goat!
"Are we just gonna sit here and wait for Blair and Larson to get back?"
That's what the script says.
"What if they don't come back?"
We'll be sitting here anyway.
You know my line?
"We'll wait here until noon."
"If they haven't come back by then we'll..."
I was thinking maybe I'd just marry into posture.
Um, Joel, if you don't mind, I'm cooking here. I'm beginning to smell delicious.
Please stay seated while the movie grinds to a complete halt.
I'm bored alreadyyyyyyyy....
This music makes me think they're driving to something really grand.
Yeah! That scene was almost exciting! Let's go back to the ship and sit around...
Hey, wait -- did you poison your Dad just so we could go on a date?
Oh! What was that? Was that a plot point? Did something happen?
So, anyway, I just sat there for hours, and Cy Roth kept the camera rolling the whole time!
--and Cy, keep the camera rolling!
Uhh, change in the menu -- duck's off!
Ahh, good... when you get near a consonant, let us know, willya?
Pad, pad, pad the film! Pad, pad, pad the film! Pad, pad, pad, pad, pad, pad, pad, pad, pad, pad, pad the film!
I gotta go take the first in a series of cold showers!
You fellas see a barbecued mime around here somewhere?
Jeez, the Bataan Death March was less painful than this!
Looks like Ric Ocasek in a union suit!
Is this the Hugh Hefner Planet?
Why are The Bangles serving him breakfast?
Hey, could you quit pouring so loud... keep the cat from stomping around like that...?
-So, do you save the coupons?
-How do you think I got this spaceship?
C'mon, we got lots of interior shots we gotta use up!
-Jeez, how long does this go on?
-There's more action in the wallpaper!
They all look like waitresses at Caesar's Palace!
Yeah, sure... uh, how about some Beer Nuts... or, maybe some cocktail weenies...?
Oh, wait a minute! This is a "Star Trek" set!