422 - The Day the Earth Froze
|Short - Here Comes the Circus:|
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It's a Swanson's frozen dinner!
"There's a big frontier out there called life. I aint nobody's daughter I aint nobody's wife. I'm gonna stake my very own claim of land and your gonna wanna know who I am... I'm GYPSY!!! Gypsy rules me! Gypsy rules, not you. Not you, or you. Gypsy rules. MEEEE!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! EEE!!!"
And that's the news from Lake Wobegone, where the men are strong, the women are good-looking and the children are above average. Oh, Butch Thompson's gonna come out with the band and do a medley of songs about cats. Then, Jim Ed Poole will do some...cat sounds. Then, another episode of watching paint dry. Then, Claudia Schmidt'll come out and try to fill the gap in her teeth. Then, Pat Donahue and Peter O'Strussko are gonna favor us with the story of the Swede who didn't like meatballs.
Are you with the bride or the failure?