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501 - Warrior of the Lost World



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RushTempo - 3 days ago
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Right in the yin-yang. Brilliant.


James GreyWolf - about 3 years ago
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EINSTEIN
Its' self

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOk. The possessive "it" spelled 1) with an apostrophe (and shouldn't be), and 2) with the apostrophe in the WRONG PLACE. Add on to it the fact that it actually should be spelled as one word (itself) takes it to 3 flaws (all within 9 characters including the space). That's 3 - 3 - 3 mistakes in one!


Tyler Durden - over 2 years ago
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Dickheads...Dickheads...


Matthew Boyle - over 2 years ago
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wait so the protagonist nearly dies for no reason because he stops looking at where he's going?


SuperJaneEyre - about 1 month ago
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I'm not positive, but at about the 17 minute mark when Paper Chase Guy is escaping the junkyard, it sounds like one of the bad guys says to the other "What the fuck were you doing?" I wonder if they missed that when they were editing the movie for the show. It's fairly garbled so if that IS the line I could see how they misheard it.


Crash Junkyard - about 2 months ago
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Crow as Jackie Stewart is really just too good!! LOL


Frosti Ken - 6 months ago
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Boy if you have a leather fetish is this the movie for you.


Klaatu - 7 months ago
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Seriously though! What does the movie mean showing a 'black Nazi. Does that have some deep social meaning?
Not cool.


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there's a line in the end credits about animal training but there aren't any animals other than the spiders and snakes and all they do is crawl around, which they don't need to be trained to do!


Rhys Patterson - over 4 years ago
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I watch this movie and I think Persis and Pleasence had a conversation that went like this. "Persis my dear. When you were bald in the Star Trek film... Did you have someone lick honey off your scalp? It really is an experience that makes it worth putting up with all the penis comparison jokes"


Bruce Ellsworth Reed - over 4 years ago
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Nearly 1/3 of the actors, including Joel are (were) left-handed. We rock!


Just Johnny Baca - over 3 years ago
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Wow, this must be filmed back when Russell Crowe's acting was as bad as his singing.


Snuffy Wuffykiss - about 2 years ago
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Well this movie was better than Warrior of the Wasteland! A title I often get confused with this one, that features the main male lead getting raped by a biker gang... Twice!


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I've seen three movies with Persis Khambatta in it and this is easily my third favorite.


Overrated.
Jeffrey Jones - 12 months ago
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I just don't get this one. The sketch with Joel as Paper Chase Guy getting a ride from CrowMom is a high point, but folks, this is really bad.


Robert Ferguson - over 5 years ago
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Crow as Jackie Stewart, cool.


Childe Harold - almost 5 years ago
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I think Donald Pleasance brings his own outfit to the set


Alyssa Who Will Not Be Named - about 4 years ago
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Baggy, unshaven face antihero needs his anxiety meds adjusted. Even his puffiness looks like over prescribed anti psychotics.


John Smith - over 3 years ago
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Joel is awesome for mentioning Terminator 2. Easily my all time personal favorite action film. I've probably watched it at least 500 times.


The humanity - over 3 years ago
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You know, they'd never make a riff of this, but around 49:30 that large apocalypse woman looks like Mary Jo Pehl to me.


James GreyWolf - over 3 years ago
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With all the comments made during the closing credits, I am shocked, shocked I say, that nothing was said about the name of the production secretary.

Titti Pesaro. (1:26:04)


Jane Sproul - almost 3 years ago
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That's not Ike and Tina, she's doing too well!


Matthew Boyle - over 2 years ago
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so with the gun sound effects: are they supposed to be shooting lasers or is it just really bad sound effects?


David Bowiescock - over 1 year ago
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I think the Square Master is also an allusion to the phat analog square synth from the film's main theme... if not, I'm sure it was in their subconscious as they wrote it.


Jane Sproul - almost 3 years ago
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I love how long it takes the villain to smack the heroine after she spits on him. It's like he can't believe it, and then forgets where he is, and then has to remember, and then has to remember that she spat on him, and THEN smack her. It's practically long enough to make a fucking sandwich.


Jane Sproul - almost 2 years ago
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Okay, does Paper Chase Guy have a big, bloated head, or does Love Interest have a tiny one? Discuss.


I belive the Paper CHase guys skull is having Stagflation..
Dragon my Tail 2day - over 1 year ago
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That guy, who's the being rescued looks like what would happen if Jimmy Carter and Garry Busey had a child together plus that peeping tom in Terror From the Year 5000, without the bushed eye brows


Mod-God - about 4 years ago
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Is it me, or does Joel introduce Dr Forrester and Frank as "Mutha foockas"? Or something of the sort?


Abigail Adams - almost 2 years ago
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The strange thing is, that Squaremaster thing would work. You're just moving around and simulating exercises, which is actually exercise.


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Oh wow...I just got one of the jokes from the "Bitter Sweethearts" bit. Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't "It's blue" refer to a positive pregnancy test?


Ted Chase - almost 3 years ago
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This is the second season premiere in a row with multiple 'Finder of Lost Loves' references


Gal Dagon - over 5 years ago
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Funny thing about the square master is that it's not even the most half-assed fitness product on the market. There's Spiral fitness, for example (endorsed by David Carradine!)


Alex Stefanic - over 5 years ago
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This guy has to be one of the least likable protagonists in film history. I think they were trying to make him an antihero, but they failed miserably.


Danny Ellmore - almost 5 years ago
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Why must the smgs sound like they shoot delicious pellets of jam?


Amse Master - about 3 years ago
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"Feel some malaise sucka!"
One of the best riffs ever.


Matthew Boyle - over 2 years ago
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i think they should have made a lion king reference with the sun rise in the beginning. you know gone "ahhh badabenyeah...or whatever they say". unless the lion king wasn't a movie yet. i don't know dob '97


Knox Harrington - about 3 years ago
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The thing that annoys me most about this movie -- and, god, there are so many things that annoy me about this movie -- is the way that stupid computer on Paper Chase guy's bike says everything three times. It would be bad enough if it said those lame lines once, but the repeating just pushes it over the edge.


The Touch of Manos - almost 3 years ago
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Between Einstein and the Paper Chase guy's mumbling, the sound editor must have been catatonic after he finished working.


TV's Jen - over 2 years ago
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"Larry Hovis!"
....Whoa. I actually understood that character reference!


Matthew Boyle - over 2 years ago
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seeing all the greenery at the beginning you almost forget that there's supposed to have been nuclear war!!! Then Tom says "gee, Ohio looks great after the apocalypse" and you remember.


Matthew Boyle - over 2 years ago
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maximum pursuit? what other gradations of pursuit are there in "the future"? if you're gonna pursue someone don't half ass it-maximize it!


GrimmShadows - over 2 years ago
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The only way to describe this movie is an unholy union of Mad Max and James Bond minus the good parts.


Joey Thomas Mackie - over 2 years ago
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"I'm not sad your leaving, I'm thrilled."


Beau Cersosimo - over 2 years ago
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The worst we can find! La La La


The Touch of Manos - almost 3 years ago
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Did anyone else notice that in this and Pumaman, Donald Pleasance plays a megalomaniac who exerts mind control over his victims? Only here, he is against the "New Way" and in Pumaman, he was trying to install his own New Order.


Sage Harpuia - over 5 years ago
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A bit of trivia: Donald Pleasence, whom you may know as Blofeld in You Only Live Twice, was in THX1138, was Dr. Sam Loomis in the "Halloween" series,Dr. Seward in the 1979 Dracula movie, played B.D. Hoffer in Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, was Dr. Michaels in Fantastic Voyage,Satan in "The Greatest Story EverTold", played multiple roles in both of The Great Escape movies, as well as being a RAF piolot in WWII (and subsequently a P.O.W)


Jeremy423 - almost 3 years ago
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It is just so nice to see a film about a future with no more war, or traffic accidents. Hey,......wait a minute!


Teridactyl - about 3 years ago
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Raise your hand if you also started singing "We Are the World" right on cue as the guys did without knowing they were going to.


Robert Brown - about 3 years ago
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I think this ep's master-key quip is: "I hope you're not afraid of boredom."


Stereo Catz - almost 4 years ago
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I enjoy a good big-haired retro-futuristic post-apocalyptic story. That's why I've been playing Crystalis for the Nintendo Entertainment System.


Tamara Szafranski - over 3 years ago
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Whenever I think of this episode... ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE? ...it's the only phrase that immediately comes to mind.


Misterkingdom - over 3 years ago
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Movies where the hero is all 'too cool 4 skool' have the best riffing.


Katie Green - over 3 years ago
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Welp, this video is no longer available in America...boo


Jenna Green - over 3 years ago
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This is now on Netflix, fyi. (6/28/2014)


Joshua Bivens - about 4 years ago
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WARRIOR OF THE LOST WORLD.
-Oh I don't know....


Matthew McMillan - over 4 years ago
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Joel's bit as "the warrior" with Crow in the car as his mom cracks me up. I like the skits, but this is one of my favorites.


Marcus Hardy - almost 4 years ago
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If Square Master was an atuacl product with an info-mercial, id watch it over an over... take two sqaures to make a rectangle, no your really working out!!!


trumpy - over 5 years ago
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Every cough syrup (cough syrup), mouthwash (mouthwash), and decongestant (decongestant) that you drink (drink) is red (red) or green (green, yeah). Remember my breath (mm-hmm)? Remember how it used to be (ooh it stunk)? I mean phew (pee-eew). And the dry (dry) hacking (hacking) cough (cough). Little globules (they were green)- green & brown (they stuck to ya)... Well, no more (unh-unh). Not with my (mmm) Scope (Scope) and my (yes?) Robitussin (oh yes...)...


Jaguar Wong Abides - almost 4 years ago
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Mike as Mega-Weapon.hahahaha.....


Zap R. - almost 4 years ago
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Tom: "I'm sorry I made you eat my speech."
Crow:"No,I liked it."


A Lush Cocktail Rescue - almost 4 years ago
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I just love that exposition dump while they're walking through the cave.


Ray Garraty - about 4 years ago
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This movie was released in most of Europe with the title 'Mad Rider' Should have been 'Sad Rider', but I guess they were going for that 'Mad Max' ripoff even in the title.


Linda Televangelista - about 4 years ago
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Owner of a split level! Owner of a pie!


David Busch - about 4 years ago
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Never heard spiders make sounds before seeing this movie...they sound strangely like...Styrofoam...wait a minute...


Chris Lilley - over 4 years ago
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Okay, gotta ask. On the full version of this episode, right around 1:02:17 - :18, RIGHT when Tom Servo goes "OH-" and starts a riff, the screen flashes momentarily. Has anyone else noticed this?


Elisa Farrington - over 4 years ago
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Hot Slot Bots!


Bruce Ellsworth Reed - over 4 years ago
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00:14:00, I would say "Die and learn" as the car goes off the cliff!


Elisa Farrington - over 4 years ago
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Pokemon fan? 13:23 - Don't look at your screen...Pica Pica Pica!


Dan Rudy - over 5 years ago
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'Bitter Sweethearts' is definitely one of the better invention exchanges.


Mike Carmona - over 4 years ago
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It must've been a real morale booster for Pleasance's soldiers after they landed a successful shot...on a 'MAIN CHARACTER,' to boot. "Hey, what'd you hit today?" "Nothing...AGAIN! You?" "I got the girl's leg." "NO WAY! Dude, you're my hero!"


Jerome Montgomery II - over 4 years ago
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This movie is like a combination of three movies Mad Max,The Road Warrior and The Terminator but with horrible results.


Bronn K - over 4 years ago
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Heh. I just now got the "He tampered in God's Domain" reference at 1:04:27. Great callback.


Ray Garraty - over 4 years ago
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Whenever I get into a bad backup on the freeway, I always figure it must be Megaweapon up there ahead somewhere going 2 mph.


Marshall West Corbett - over 4 years ago
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I was rooting for Megaweapon as well


Kaity Gaeta - almost 5 years ago
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ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE??


Austin Strong - over 4 years ago
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So Donald Pleasance's look in this film is the direct inspiration for Dr. Evil in Austin Powers, right?


Sean Mackin - almost 5 years ago
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For anyone who wondered who they meant as "The Paper Chase Guy" Robert Ginty is the actor who was in the TV version from 1979-83 The Paper Chase


Jacob Ivy - over 5 years ago
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Does a film who’s most appealing character is a thinly disguised dump truck really warrant the setup for a sequel?


spadesofthenorthstar@yahoo.com - almost 5 years ago
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pack-a-punch grease guns


Ivan Koretsky - almost 5 years ago
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ohhhh make it slow megaweapon.


Graham Paterson - about 5 years ago
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"That's right honey, cos he's the flying boy...blepluhblerblurhbleelep"


Trevor Lee Even - over 5 years ago
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Anyone else catch the Feldman cameo (?) in the junkyard? (Dude with the crossbow.)


Jacob Ivy - over 5 years ago
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With Mike Nelson as the voice of Mega-Weapon.


Desiree Ashcraft - over 5 years ago
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Dang, talk about the next Doug Whiner there.......


Sage Harpuia - over 5 years ago
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Wow, we're given a REASON that a car blew up in a movie?!


Gal Dagon - over 5 years ago
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My god, that cake is awesome.


trumpy - over 5 years ago
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Classic MST3k slow jam of the underground bondage-&-Tussin bar.