504 - Secret Agent Super Dragon
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It's 1030....do you know where your hot chick is?
"Excuse me. Do you speak English?" "Frusen Glädjé?"
"I already photographed it in your office. See?" So you killed yourself for nothing. Nyah nyah nyah, nah nah nah. :p
"Comfort, teach him some manners." Well, the small fork is for the shrimp. And keep your head below the Queen.
You know what? It'd be really bad if you died while I was kissing you. *she dies* ... Now how does that make me feel?! Geez.
You know, guys, I just realized that being a spy is one of the only times when a pun is actually acceptable.
Yeah. Ironically, death actually softens the blow of the pun.
It's his office! Why does he have to disguise the phone?
*crackle* Mary had a little lamb... *crackle* Its fleece...
Boy, it's a good thing that 24-hour mortuary is just around the corner.
(Super Dragon, having been playing possum, springs into action!) Ha! Fooled you! (Unnamed henchman whacks him with a shovel, knocking him right back down.) ... Uh, maybe not.
Very comforting.
He's got a good deadside manner.
That table is really really calling him on the carpet.
Ugh. All this just to get to the vending machines.
Boy, you're really proud of that clay squirrel, aren't ya?
Then there's always the classic, "I was all tied up," which means... I was.. all.. tied up.
I came to see the likenkelder and Im not leaving until I do!
whatever likenkelder is it must be pretty good
"It's tasteless odorless and leaves no trace in the human body" Velveeta?
We now return to "I, Claudius".
"You know, eventually this is going to get annoying."
"Eventually?"
[ 'Uh! There's a famous hotel in Volendam..' ] [ "~Called the Shady Rest~..." ]
[ 'But Coleman smells something burning!' ] [ "Well they make stoves..." ]
[ 'Why did you come, really?' ] [ "I thought you were Matt Helm!" ]
"Bet that red hair came out of a bottle." Ha! Look who's talking! *burp*
"~Wonderful!~ ~Wonderful!~ ~Copenhagen!~ dum duh dum dum...haha" "well whataya! only the Dutch!"..."haha"
"It's an international hospital for babies with malnutrition." And pancakes.
"Do what I tell you." Go to the window. "Yes, you must!" Increase your bust!
At least his vicious beating has a cool accompaniment.
"It's an international hospital for babies with malnutrition."
And pancakes!
"He had to get every last drop a' love outta' her."
"I think you need to take a rest in Ward 'E.' "
"Boy, this really ties into the whole chewing gum thing."
"Brideshead Revisited... Upstairs, Downstairs... To the Manor Born... The Magician, with Bill Bixby..."
Do not worship false eyelashes.
Hi, do you know where I can find any knick-knacks or curios with sort of a "Holland" theme?
Dear Diary: He's dead, I can now love Stan. Finally came to terms with the hair, oh and I found the perfect clown suit to wear about the house.
Good morning Mr. Phelps... orning Mr. Phelps... orning Mr. Phelps...
super dragon worked the deep fryers at arbys, he knows what he's doing
"...who owns the bowling alley on Marlboro St." Oh, where the flavor is.
"Now, I'm the escaped convict, and you're the warden's wife..."
"Delicious fruit flavor burst right through his skull!"
"But Coleman smells something burning." Well, they make stoves...
I AM THE ATOMIC-POWERED ROBOT! PLEASE GIVE MY BEST WISHES TO EVERYBODY! :D
I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! Look I got problems, too!
"It's tasteless, odorless, and leaves no trace in the human body." Velveeta?
"The losers can remain anonymous." And the winners remain bottomless.
Nobody in this movie knows when to stop decorating.
Uh, you got any art here?
"Tell me, have you ever had a bath in electricity?" - Well, once I saw a bear eating a doughnut...
I hope this isn't like a John Waters film where they lick all the furniture...
Congratulations on your purchase of a Black Forrest Cuckoo Clock
Oh good, an action sequence! And, it's over.
I'm gonna bend at the waist some day, I know it!
or
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I kept expecting a "Hello neighbor" riff when that Mr. Rogers music kept playing when he's out and about in Amsterdam.
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One of the strange/funny moments in this movie was watching the guy who first ambushed the Dragon in the bedroom get shot and...run to the bathroom. WTH lol!
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20 years ahead of their time, Frank invents the Oculus Rift! Well done, Frank!
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This guys voice sounds like Cal from This Island Earth... or is it just me?...
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Ah yes, shot in my hometown when I wasn't even born... I actually know a lot of these spots where they shot in Amsterdam. I'll try to take some recent pictures of them soon.
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I know what they should get Super Dragon for X-mass or his Bday : A
1 hit"Pipe". On a serious note, as far as I know One of the few remaining miniature golf course is in Indianapolis, In. Rustic Gardens, is its name, went there all the time.
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It's kind of amazing how his pocket tape recorder was so bad at recording the last words of a person lying right in front of him that Tom likens it to the first phonograph recording, but it was able to pick up the sound of a rotary phone dial loud and clear through a sealed coffin.
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When Tom and Joel are reading his script, Crow's lips move a little as he reads along.
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I thought you were ten feet under? Isn't it six feet? Or is it the particular river that is ten feet deep
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"Baby face" says "here's to those big brown eyes" to a blonde. Can blondes even have brown eyes? Regardless it is incredibly unlikely
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"Are you a lover of the arts?"
"Well I'm afraid all I can afford is to look"
Tom servo: "hehehe, GET OUT!"
I love it when Tom Servo just screams at the movie
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Notice Joel slightly adjusting the "atomic powered robot" so it doesn't fall of the table/counter thing.
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I love old spy films and could watch this one even without the riffs. That being said just what are the bad guys trying to do? Poison gum, art theft, drugged drinks at masked parties. How do these things add up?
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Is agent Fulton the same voice as the kid from The Pod People? Just at a more natural pitch? Just listen to them both.
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You know you have a diverse writing staff when you reference Judy Bloom and Spike Jones the early years
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This plot is super draggin....
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I kind of want my own Minski.
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I have to go drain the super dragon.
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While it's maybe not my all-favorite, this musty be, at the time of this writing, my most-watched episode. And the plot STILL makes no sense to me, and I pride myself in understanding bad plots. Gum? Amsterdam? Victory over what?
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Didn't they seal that coffin shut? Shouldn't the coffin have no water leaking in?
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Does anyone get the "H-h-hello?" joke they make about the telephone. They make that joke in several shows and David Letterman uses that voice all of the time, but, I've never figured out what it's a reference to.
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Anyone else surprised that Spike Jonze was a recognizable enough name to make a joke about back whenever this premiered?
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Secret Agent! Ba-BAH! Super Dragon! Ba-BAH!
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One of my favorite all-time opening segments. Joel swinging the baseball bat never fails to make me erupt into giggles.
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Who's got the more asinine code name: Super Dragon or Diamond Head?
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If a "robot" makes a "robot," is that considered giving birth?
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Why do all these older movies, even the ones in English, seem dubbed? I've always wondered that...
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Lol I love the first generation iPod cellphone thing at 13:41.
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Golf 'n Stuff, can't get enough.
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WITH BOATS!
I really like the whole host segment, but for some reason Joel's exclamation there gets me every time.
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Chai Chai Rodrigweez! And, while watching this ep, the Godless Tornado siren yowled.
May the good news be yours, everybody.
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I don't know why, but I can't stop giggling over Joel's yell of "0.004!" while playing micro golf. Clever and silly all at the same time!
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I love the lame secret agent movies. They're so much fun. I can watch them over and over again. ...riffed, of course.
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Joel: How would you describe jazz anyway, Tom?
Tom Servo: Oh man, if you have to ask you'll never know.
Crow: Yeah whatever. Let's go! Let's wail!
♫Secret Agent, Super Dragon♫
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*jazz riff* Secret agent man! Secret agent man!
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00:22:15 Hey, its Forrester's Thunder Lizard from 103!
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I love the guys for the "Get Smart" theme at 49:00.
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This is what MST3K was made for! A movie so bad you are embarrassed even when watching it alone. And Academy Award winning riffs! If it had a 1950's short at the start, this would be my #1 experiment.
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Any flick where the boys team up for a Shaft-like "wocka-chicka-wocka-chicka" percussion rift is OK by me!
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Appalling. However, if you had the choice to lock away only one forever in the Lijkenkelder, who would you choose; the Secret Agent Super Dragon guy or Vin Diesel for “xXx?”
Umm...hold up, don’t run off Vin...
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You know a Bond ripoff is going to be bad when the first "exotic" locale they visit is Fremont, Michigan.
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Whats with Mr, Rogers music in this movie.
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Chi Chi Rodriquez mispronounced? Tom Servo just stole from Richard Sanders' character Les Nessman from "WKRP In Cincinnati"!
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During the jazz interlude (which will never leave my head again, thanks), does Joel actually say, "I killed him, that fat f**k"?? I know it can't be, but...
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Honk if this is your favorite episode.
It's mine. :) I love everything about it: the inventions, the jazz interlude. I even love the scenery of Holland.
[HONK!]
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Oh! Magic Voice is Pearl!
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I never realized how bad Secret Agent Super Dragon's makeup was until watching tonight. As a performer, it makes me cringe to see someone wearing foundation so poorly on screen or stage! It doesn't match his skin tone at ALL and they only gave him the 'mask' so it doesn't blend naturally.
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I have such a fondness for Dr F's nod to Buster Keaton's film College. They nailed the outfit too.
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"OK Tommer, looks like he's ready ta roll. Why don't you go get Joel."okee. HEY JOOOOEEELLL!" "Griminey Servo! I coulda done that!"
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"Don't hit my sore ear again, Mr. Gowan, Please!"
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O yes secret agent super dragon. Notorious for stealing other peoples cigarettes from their hand, smokes a few puffs and puts it out. What a DICK!!