507 - I Accuse My Parents
|Short - The Truck Farmer:|
Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
"Did you ever sell shoes before?"
"Ah no, sir."
A young Al Bundy.
Please don't touch the customers, Jim
Hail, Truck Farmer!
Mom's in the bottle again.
You got a bean in your pocket, I know it!
This is a message from the other kids in the essay contest, Jimmy!!
*squak* [over Kitty's solo] All cheese busters are now $1.45
*squak* [over Kitty's solo] Kowalski, table for seven.
"...fourteen billion...fifteen billion..."
Hey, Showbiz, can we get our food over here?
My mom doesn't drink! (unprovoked, @31:08)
"Fix mother a drink James, I'm exhausted" from drinking so much.
[Frantically intervening] "Dad!" ...freshen your drink?
"I, uh, see you use the same bank I do." Ohh, well, they're YOUR checks.
QUACK QUA QUA QUACK QUACK QUACK [every time someone enters or leaves the room, setting off the motion-sensor duck]