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515 - The Wild World of Batwoman



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Keep your eye on the guinea pig - almost 4 years ago
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Uh... The Beatles!


Last of the Wild Ponies - 9 months ago
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I know it's early to call, but I don't think even the Emoji Movie will be a worse rip-off cash-in than this.


Sean Bolon - 2 months ago
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I believe I am now fully prepared for the sweet embrace of death, whenever it comes, after this movie. To date I have never ever cried in confusion up until that final "villain fight" that looked more like a drunken frat party gone wrong...just wow.


Crow is so right.
Michael Watt - 2 months ago
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"The music is terrible, but at least it's drowning out the dialog."


Low Budget to No Budget
Michael Watt - 2 months ago
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This was so bad, when I saw that the dials on Rat Finks laboratory equipment were painted on a piece of cardboard, I just thought " Yeah, that's about right."


Keith Estrella - over 5 years ago
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possibly the most bizarre crappy movie i've ever watched


Taiters - 6 months ago
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Servo: "You know that may not really be Chinese."
It's actually Japanese. That's just the Mickey Rooney dialect.


Midget Penguin - 6 months ago
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wow i think this is the worse one they've watched yet... and that's saying something.


Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago
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I don't believe in homework. The school has no right to dictate what my kid does on my time.


Last of the Wild Ponies - 9 months ago
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Why is nothing happening?!


Krankor - 10 months ago
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Did I miss it or did they go the whole movie without riffing on how much the scientist / white coat looks like Dr. Forrester ? Hneh... hneh... hneh..!


Kimono Dragon - over 1 year ago
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Following this plot was like trying to smell the color 9. It could knock a buzzard off a manure wagon. Please note that none of my listed riffs are past 45 minutes. I...am...losing...my...will...to...live. I have to go cut an artery, the long way.


Stereo Catz - 10 months ago
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It isn't important that John cheated, what's important is that Russian hacker REVEALED his cheating. He'd be councilor now if only nobody knew!


Veklorr Vigorr - 11 months ago
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Wow, what a stinker. The short was damn funny, but nothing could make that movie worth watching, not even Mike and the 'Bots.


Funky The Monkey - about 1 year ago
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The Mole People part.........speechless.
Trixie: "......."


Funky The Monkey - about 1 year ago
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Jim Lahey? 1:02:08
Trixie: "He is still the liquor. Just watch out for the $*%& blizzard."
I never played War or Warcraft. Ha! I kid.


Funky The Monkey - about 1 year ago
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I never seen the serious, but I feel parts of Breaking Bad appeared in this movie somehow.
Trixie: "If it was directed by John Waters and Rob Zombie and Produced by a horny but peevish teenager."


Funky The Monkey - about 1 year ago
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Thought that mad doctor is Melton from Office Space but thinner. Somebody find his red stapler.
Trixie: "Don't piss him off. He might burn down the movie."
Hay Melton! They stole your stapler and sold it to Batwoman. Time to go pyromaniac.
Trixie: "If only that would work."


Mary Yezukevich Wright - about 1 year ago
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Hey it's the doughy guy from The Giant Spider Invasion!


RevJoan - over 5 years ago
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Is it just me, or does the bumbling scientist look like Dr. Forrester's long lost father?


Avoid, Cyanide, Rope and sharp objects after viewing
Dragon my Tail 2day - about 1 year ago
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This ahem..."movie" isn't a B movie it's a F minus. I've had fever dreams that are less IQ lowering than this movie,


Batwoman Sucker Punches the Owls of Ga'Hoole
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This is a much better Bat-person movie than Batman v Superman.

I bet the director of Batwoman didn't say [slightly paraphrased] "I tried to make a movie for me, that I want to see. So it is what it is."


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According to Wikipedia, the movie was made to capitalize off the popularity of the Adam West show, but, a few years later, after the bat craze died down, the movie was re-released as "She Was A Hippy Vampire." Which makes about as much sense as anything.


Scott Korin - over 1 year ago
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I think this might actually be worse than Manos.


James Krummel - over 4 years ago
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"Buuuurn him!!!" ~ Tom Servo

Made the movie worth it just for that. Beautiful.


Tom Nathe - about 4 years ago
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At 1:03, the beach dance. Count how many people flipping off to the camera.


Brandon Dove - over 3 years ago
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This movie made me feel, by far, the most "uncomfortable" of any other MST selections. I may need therapy...


Big McLargehuge - almost 5 years ago
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I don't think the guys used the words "Kill me" more than they did in this movie.


Joseph Ewing - over 4 years ago
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What the hell is the villain's ultimate plan or goal in this?


Tamara Szafranski - over 3 years ago
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Corporate espionage is rampant in the high stakes world of hearing aid production...


Mitchell - over 2 years ago
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I was so excited to see the short was titled "Cheating", until I realised it was just about school.


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So Bat Woman never takes off her mask or uses any other name, her headquarters is the living room and back yard of her house, and she gives out the address to anyone who asks. Does the mailbox say "B. Woman"?

Meantime, the villain's master plan:
1. Embark on a years-long life of crime.
2. Hire a mad scientist whose specialty is a drug that makes people dance.
3. Invent a "nuclear-powered hearing aid" capable of eavesdropping on anything.
4. Attempt to patent it (which involves publicly filing complete design specifications).
5. Steal his own prototype.
... All because he gets off on listening to other people's phone conversations and wanted to be able to do it without anyone knowing it was him. I think he could have saved a few steps there.

So, any guesses: Is the bat logo supposed to be a tattoo or hand-painted?


Carl Schrier - over 5 years ago
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This movie makes Adam West and the Batman series look like cinematic
genius.


Any Which Way Aileen Smithee Can - almost 4 years ago
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Jim, the ribcage-challenged dude from "Cheating," is like a low-rent Iago, encouraging Johnny's evil tendencies while posing as his best friend. (See 00:11:50, where he uses the siren call of hamburger sammiches to lure Johnny away from intellectual pursuits.) Also at 00:14:56, we get a reference to the same guy turning up later on in S6's "Why Study Industrial Arts?" Does it count as a callback if we haven't seen the show being referenced yet? [is confused]


Snuffy Wuffykiss - about 2 years ago
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Remember kids, if you get caught cheating on a math quiz in high school your life is over and you should go kill yourself. OR you may just get an hour of detention and NO ONE WOULD CARE!!!


Ted Chase - almost 4 years ago
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This might just be the worst movie on MST3K/worst movie ever made. The nonsense plot, the campy villains, the drug that makes people dance, non-action action sequences, ridiculous masked villain, bimbo girls, random plot points like mole people, crazy henchman, fake mustaches - the SoL crew couldn't even do segments on it; had to stick with cheating.


How (dear god) Could This Happen?
Mitchell - over 2 years ago
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Several have asked how a film such as this could come to be. My personal opinion is that the writer/directors probably went to the bar at a Mid-West dentists' convention and said, "Hey! You guys have money. If you'll pitch in a dollar ninety-eight you can visit the set of the film we're making & introduce yourself as one of the producers to the bevy of desperate, bikini-clad, reasonably attractive, young actresses we'll have on hand! What say ye?" And lo, it came to pass....


A Fair & Balanced Critique
Mitchell - over 2 years ago
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It would take an whole case of Charmin to clean up the guano spewed out by this film.


Gourry Gabriev - over 3 years ago
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The bizarre racism in this movie gives it that unique je ne sais quoi, you know?


Sean Barry - over 3 years ago
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What a lame Batwoman! She's just a dominatrix with some bored apprentices.


Joseph Ewing - almost 3 years ago
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I love how Mike references Teenage Strangler at 30:31 since that hadn't aired yet. The ultimate of their inside jokes.


Curtis Awful - over 2 years ago
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This movie was garbage. The middle when bat woman saves the kidnapped girl (wasn't there a murder before..?) is hilarious with or without riffs.


Scott A. Taylor - about 4 years ago
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Holy freakin' shit batman .. this movie is WORSE the Manos: The hands of fate. I mean .. at least that film had a beginnin, middle and ending. Batwoman .. wow, was she supposed to be sexy?? If I wasn't already gay I'm pretty sure she'd have made me! Where the hell is the plot!!! Seriously 1950's-60's low budget movies .. you suck!!! I definitely second shooting the director!


A Lush Cocktail Rescue - almost 4 years ago
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Damn, this one's... really rough.


Micah Philson - over 2 years ago
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That was my favorite of any short I've ever seen them do!


cire992 - over 4 years ago
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Its unbelievable how awful this movie is, what were they thinking? How does a movie like this happen?


Joey Thomas Mackie - over 4 years ago
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What would Mitchell do?


Sean Barry - over 3 years ago
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What a lame Batwoman! She's just a dominatrix with some bored apprentices.


Rufus T. Firefly - over 3 years ago
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I have a question about Batwoman: Is that her hair or a hat? Either way it must take a lot of maintenance and it doesn't really strike me as bat-like (batty, sure, but not bat-like).


Ethan Gilbert - about 3 years ago
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Batwoman looks just like a drag queen I know. Every time I see her I wonder...


Jack Glastra - almost 3 years ago
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I am willing to bet that no small amount of blotter paper went into the making of this piece of crap.


Scott Davis - about 3 years ago
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I love the seance scene ! I couldn't stop laughing at the fake Chinese interruptions!


BlueRabbit501 - almost 3 years ago
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I'm fairly certain this movie has been declared a war crime in 37 countries.


Stephen A Nathe - about 3 years ago
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anyone else catch the Hugh Beaumont drop by Crow??


Cindy - over 4 years ago
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Am I the only one who thinks this movie makes Manos look good?


Zeeppo The-Clown - over 4 years ago
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Did anyone notice how phallic Forrester's hair was? You know like a producer. writer or prop person


Rachel Adams - over 5 years ago
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Come on guys! This movie is so good!


Utter crap!
Scott A. Taylor - about 3 years ago
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I think we should establish a new awards ceremony for such movies. We can call them .. the Crummies™. I nominate this film for a Crummie™, and I nominate the director for the electric chair, and the script writer for experimental piles surgery. This movie makes Colman Francis's movies look like stories from a genius visionary


Steven - about 3 years ago
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It's amazing what a simple blow to the head can do. I might even be able to forget this movie if I hit hard enough.


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Does anyone else get the feeling that Batwoman and her weird little posse have kind of a "Manson Family" thing going on?


Dutch42 - over 3 years ago
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Wow. This movie makes Cave dwellers look like a timeless masterpiece. It would take a BUTTLOAD of shrooms to make this movie enjoyable without Mike and the 'Bots.


Stephen A Nathe - over 3 years ago
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anyone else catch the rare came from John "the Yawn" Agar, Ward Cleaver, and "The LOAD"...???


Jim Rice - over 3 years ago
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I don't know why but the bots interactions seem more interesting with Mike then there interactions were with Joel.


B RYE the MST3K Guy - over 3 years ago
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made it through till 10 minutes left than PS3 froze up...it took a reboot to get it back...that is 1 bad movie


Stephen A Nathe - over 3 years ago
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this movie is really just ONE BIG.....
W...T....F....?????


Phil Carstens - over 3 years ago
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Jerry Warren is dead. So, the world has that going for it.


StealthG6On18s - over 3 years ago
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It's sad that a lot of these movies are so bad that MST3K can't even help me get through them.


bryan mccallum - over 3 years ago
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i love mst3k, but i just cant make it through this one, its so terrible(the movie,not the jokes).......sorry mike,crow and tom, just dont have the strength to do it.......on to the next episode.


Ray Garraty - over 3 years ago
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In the short, John's part in his hair looks like it was made with an industrial router.


SirenR - over 3 years ago
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Weird to seee VaaaAAANCE doing a drunk dial


NS - about 4 years ago
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Katherine Victor (Batwoman) was Jerry Warren's go-to gal throughout his directorial career. She appeared in more than half of the movies he directed, including his final one, 1981's Frankenstein Island. Later, she became a continuity coordinator for Disney animation. She died in 2004.


Ray Garraty - over 3 years ago
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The actress playing Mary in the short is quite obviously reading her lines off of her notebook. She's cheating also!


Sean Barry - over 3 years ago
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Hahahaha I want Dr. F's mushroom cloud hair!


Sean Barry - over 3 years ago
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Laugh #90, that's me!


A Lush Cocktail Rescue - over 3 years ago
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My favorite short, right here.


Ted Chase - almost 4 years ago
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Did catch Mike sing "Hootenanny" by The Replacements, who were from Minneapolis.


Stereo Catz - almost 5 years ago
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Don't they know all ghosts like to speak in racist gibberish?


Joseph Ewing - over 4 years ago
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They probably should have done The Mole People before this movie if they were going to scatter references to The Mole People throughout this episode. Just a wild idea.


Bruce Ellsworth Reed - about 4 years ago
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*lmao* @ 1:18:10 they riff, "Maybe they will all turn into butter!" I love it, classic reference to a small book banned by the PC Nazi Police, "Little Black Sambo." Good for you, guys!


James Laramie III - almost 4 years ago
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For some reason one of the most memorable lines from MST is from Crow saying "When you cheat you make an 'eat' out of 'c' and 'h'. I just love that!


Karl Hart - almost 4 years ago
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When the to scientist kisses his companion guy, the reaction of the fellas breaks me up everytime.


Rufus T. Firefly - almost 4 years ago
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It's always sad when a movie tries to be "campy" and utterly fails. Sorry, not sad--I mean excruciating.


Ryan J. - over 5 years ago
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"I don't think anyone who cheats should hold an office."

Me: *immediately thinks of Bill Clinton*

Sorry, I couldn't resist.


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Wow! That Steve Brody's one compelling actor....and he hasn't aged a day in 'The Giant Spider Invasion', either.


Big McLargehuge - over 4 years ago
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In the opening poker skit, you can see the top Kevin's head poking up in the lower right-hand corner almost the entire time! Made me chuckle.

In other news, this movie is GOD AWFUL.


Gal Dagon - over 5 years ago
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Is... Is this the 50's version of porn?


Kim Spence Dean - about 4 years ago
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I show "Cheating" to my classes, so they'll know the dire consequences of not being honest.


Kelly Slane - about 5 years ago
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You know, there are certain flaws in this film...


Fredrick Stafford - over 4 years ago
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I am afraid you have all missed the point of this film. It is obviously a subtle but meaningful commentary on after hours security procedures of late 60’s Communist Bloc Eastern Europe.


Joseph Ewing - over 4 years ago
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You can instantly tell the Ayjax guy with the glasses is Ratfink the second he first speaks.


Mike Carmona - over 4 years ago
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Crow's hysterical, pained laughter at 1:22:17 sums up my reaction to this disaster of a film.


Joseph Ewing - over 4 years ago
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You can tell the guy with glasses at Ayjax is Rat Fink just by hearing the very first line he says in the entire movie during the "You're sitting on my lunch," Also, that running gag about sitting on his lunch is possibly the least funny riff in the entire run of the show.


Blab Sulkhead - over 4 years ago
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A film like this makes me long for the comparative sanity and plot cohesion of TISCWSLABMUZ. It also makes me wonder how they ever missed riffing Rat Pfink a Boo Boo. An oversight perhaps. So many bad movies crying out to be riffed... so very many...


Jerome Montgomery II - over 4 years ago
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I like when Servo says END!! END!!! END!! at the end of movie.I shout that all the time when i watch a bad movie.


Ray Garraty - over 4 years ago
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There are no words. Underrated episode and nice short though.


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The seance scene is so bizarrely offensive that I can't help but laugh every single time I see it. What were they thinking??


Carl Schrier - over 5 years ago
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I would rather watch a Joe Don Baker movie!!!!!!


Leticia Rivera - over 4 years ago
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The worst of the worst !


Stereo Catz - almost 5 years ago
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Servo thought it should be strange that Crow would want him to wash underpants even though Crow doesn't wear them, but Servo is the one with an Underpant collection?


Sabrina Domingues - over 4 years ago
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When you cheat you make an eat out of C and H.


Leslie Doesn't Get You - over 5 years ago
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Okay, here's the thing. I've been watching the entire series in order. Every other horrible movie has been somehow watchable. But this movie was so terrible it actually pissed me off. This director should be shot.


Richard Deakin - over 4 years ago
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You know a movies bad when it steals from other bad movies lol ....mole people


Stereo Catz - almost 5 years ago
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How do you rate the odds of Batwoman and her army of highly disciplined bimbos vs. Dr. X, his 3.5 morons, and his ability to summon up footage from other movies to no discernable purpose?

I give it 3-1 Batwoman.


Stereo Catz - almost 5 years ago
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1:21:25 Was Servo doing the theme to The Film Crew?


Stereo Catz - almost 5 years ago
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So Dr. Neon invented... acid?


Kimono Dragon - over 5 years ago
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I figured it out. This isn't a bad movie. It isn't even a montage of bad movies. It's a montage of out-takes from many bad movies!


Dan Rudy - over 5 years ago
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Looks like Matt Foley, Patent Officer.


NS - about 5 years ago
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Wow, Servo's really shouty in this one. Murphy probably had the worst sore throat by the end of that week.


glenn-s - about 5 years ago
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only one thing to say about this movie. what the..."H"


Leslie Doesn't Get You - over 5 years ago
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It's not just you RevJJVQ, he totally does.


Glenn Wobick - about 5 years ago
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This movie is so bad its great! The riffing is at an all time high! I love this episode!


Alex Stefanic - over 5 years ago
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What....What IS this thing? Is this even a movie?


Olivia P - about 5 years ago
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From what these comments are saying, maybe I SHOULD have asked which episodes I should be wary of as far as content goes...


Rowsdower Jr. Sr. - over 5 years ago
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Hey Batwoman, Roger Corman just called. He said your movie objectifies women and has WAY too many gaping plot holes you couldn't fill because of budget. Also, Catalina Caper and Pod People are on line 2. Something about padding with useless, unfunny, goofball scenes...


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It took me so many viewings to realize that they were supposed to be vampires. or something. I still don't know.


Rachel Adams - over 5 years ago
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Yoko, No!


Jimmy Porto - over 5 years ago
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"Stone him! cheater! Cheater!"