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519 - Outlaw of Gor



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S.A. Nathe - 1 day ago
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"Tubular-Boobular Fun": best MST3K song?
it's one of the best Mike/Trace/Kevin trios


Great Scott - almost 4 years ago
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Sleazy sidekick guy, Watney or whatever his name is, is the least likable character I've ever come across in MST3k, I almost didn't get through this one the first time solely because of his inane chatter.


It Is A Puzzlement...
Mitchell - over 2 years ago
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Why do people loose their need for prescription glasses when they are transported to Gor? Both Annoying (Kill Me Now!) Guy and CABOT (!) are wearing glasses in the bar.


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It was very nice of Cabot to rescue only the hottest slave. The rest deserve their fate!


"You call that a headress!?"
Duncan Hirohito - 7 months ago
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There's no accounting for bad taste but how could this not be the highest rated worse movie on the site? Of course it is more cringes than laffs. Watney Smith


Cabot!!!
Stud Cumming doesn't care - 7 months ago
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Funnily I only count 89. Mind you, nearly a third of them were while mouthbreather and whatsisface were stumbling around in the desert.


Glenn Wobick - over 5 years ago
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If I have to hear the name or word Cabot at any time I will kill that person. STOP WITH THE CABOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller - about 2 months ago
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what the hell is "I like Wade, he's just not a dancer" a quote from?!


David Sircin - over 5 years ago
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After watching this episode I realized that Christian Bale's Batman is really just a bad Jack Palance impression.


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My big question is: what the hell happens to the Camaro? Is it just trans-substantiated into some kind of weird stasis in a third alternate dimension? You never see it after Cabot and his fat geek buddy "warp out" and end up on Gor. The story doesn't even deal with it; it just disappears. Lucky for the audience, I guess; otherwise they'd have been abused with a boring-assed twenty-minute comic-relief scene where the band of desert marauders tries to make sense out of this weird chariot lying in the desert all busted up.


Teri Gee - 2 months ago
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I don't understand why Cabot was so nervous about asking the king to marry Talena, nor why the little guy warned him that Marlenus could be stubborn about his daughter.

This is the guy who nearly had a freakout just because he found out that Cabot was back, as if Cabot was the most amazing person ever in the whole world, and at the dinner thrown that night, specifically to celebrate Cabot being back, he says that he could be the future king. If what Lara said was correct, i.e. that Talena would inherit the throne when Marlenus died, then, the only way Cabot would become the king would be if he married Talena.

What I'm saying is that Marlenus was one step away from throwing himself at Cabot's feet and so all the stuff setting up Cabot being nervous about talking to the king about marrying his daughter are ridiculous. The only thing he had to worry about was whether or not Marlenus would literally kiss his feet.


Doctor Lady - 4 months ago
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"Naked Come the Nude"... (snicker, snicker)... It's funny because it's redundant!!


Veklorr Vigorr - about 1 year ago
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The USA Movie of the Week bit over the closing credits fell flat, and their self-congratulating made it even worse.


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Jack Palance was in the "Buck Rogers in the 25th Century" episode "Planet of the Slave Girls".


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What on Gor did Cabot do in the first movie that made everyone like him so much? I mean, the freakin' King himself was shouting out the windows like it was Beatlemania or something!


BadTouch - 10 months ago
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At 16:10, there's a riff "Buffy and Jody." The annotation notes it's a reference to "Family Affair" and mentions the older sister Cissy. But how about mentioning the fact that the butler on the show was played by Sebastian CABOT!


BadTouch - 10 months ago
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This contains my favorite badly delivered line in MST3K: "Get out of heeere, you disgusting woooooorm!"


S.A. Nathe - over 1 year ago
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the original movie, this crapfest's prequel, USED to be on Neflix, but alas, I never watched it before it was taken off.............


Krankor - about 1 year ago
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The amount of bad non choreographed dancing in these movies is mind boggling. Quack quack quack


Todd Carroll - over 2 years ago
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Just imagine what this town's Denny's looked like at lunchtime.

Gotta love the glimpses of the ranch house across the field in a couple of the wide shots.

Also, BUFFALO SHOTS.

# of buffalo shots + Jack Palance / Fabio Mike = me questioning my sexuality


Jason Edwards - about 1 year ago
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Started the "Cabet" drinking game...and now I have alcohol poisoning.


Alex Stefanic - over 5 years ago
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From what I understand, the Gor books (of which there are about 500) are pretty much just fantasy action porn. Which begs the question, why didn't they just make the movie a porno? It probably would've turned out better than this clunker.


Creepy Girl - about 1 year ago
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The number one cause of death among MSTies is drinking every time someone says "Cabot." Sad but true. :(


Bruce Box-Liker - about 1 year ago
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Gotta love how Barney Rubble was more confused and disoriented when he was sent back to Earth than he was when he first arrived in Gor.


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So, the Mads' dance is bookending their time machine, right? They're dancing their way through time.


Funky The Monkey - over 1 year ago
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I remember a bird, think a duck or goose, attacked Fabio's face during a rollarcoster ride. Got a nasty gash on the temple of his nose. He wasn't Fabio that day. XD


StartSeeingBenMurphies - over 1 year ago
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I think I would have taken up the hot evil queen on her offer. But then, being a minion of a hot evil queen has been a life long ambition of mine.


"Down at the Balinese....."
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So, about 29:42 (right after Cleolantha there comes in and claps her hands to dismiss the two women basting the sidekick), Mike sings, "Deep in the heart of Texas.....". I think it's pre-WarnerBros. ZZ Top: 'Balinese' (about a bordello on S. Padre Island), on either 'Fandango' or 'Rio Grande Mud'. I think the song starts, "Deep in the ~south~ of Texas....", but the reference seems appropriate to the goings-on at the moment Mike sings it. Anyone else have a theory?


Childe Harold - over 5 years ago
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Dune reference!


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It's very important that the default reading on your time machine be "NOW." Really informative.


Bruce Box-Liker - over 4 years ago
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Is it really a good idea to poison your husband's wine, and then tongue kiss him after he drinks it?


Scooter Atreides - about 5 years ago
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Y'know, I love this episode-- but I can never seem to remember the name of the main character....if only someone else in the movie would say it out loud...


Bruce Box-Liker - about 5 years ago
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I found the movie that comes before this one, "Gor", on Netflix. It's worth watching, as it's even worse than this one.

On another note, as ridiculous as this movie is (one of my favorite episodes, incidentally), am I the only one who thinks that the theme music is actually pretty cool?


Kelly Slane - about 5 years ago
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Seriously, what IS it with that HAT?!


NS - over 5 years ago
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I like how Mike's relationship with the 'bots really comes through in the host segments. If Joel was a father-figure, Mike was the cool uncle who would buy you irresponsibly huge ice cream sundaes and let you ride on the back of his dirtbike.


Sarahbean - over 3 years ago
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How come this movie is suddenly no longer available in my country?


Matthew Boyle - about 2 years ago
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It cracks me up when Cabot pettily slaps one of the guards swords with his knife and Mike says "bitch!". Honestly it should've been edited out.


Kelly Slane - over 4 years ago
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The pose for "Waiting for Godot" is the bomb! Granted, they're all amazing...


Glenn S - almost 4 years ago
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Do think you think pants would've put this film over budget?


Snuffy Wuffykiss - about 2 years ago
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How the hell could they make a GOR movie with absolutely NO NUDITY??? Did the director or producer even read any of the books?


Matthew Boyle - about 2 years ago
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"Protect the throne and the freedom of the people of Coruba" (or however you spell it). Ok, a few things wrong with that statement. First, if there's a monarchy (as throne implies) there can't be a whole lot of freedom. Secondly, the women in this society are definitely not free and finally even without the incredible degree of sexism there is also slavery! Why do movies about the ancient past (or alternate worlds that are like the ancient past) always seem to forget that freedom and equality before the law were not values held by the vast majority of those societies, including those who lacked freedom and equality before the law?


Theseus9 - almost 2 years ago
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Cabot, Cabot, Cabot....does Barney Rubble guy ever shut up?! Love the cardboard sets as well.


Stephen - over 4 years ago
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Best musical number in any MST3k host segment.


chris kaprys - about 2 years ago
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i'm generally not moved to laughter by Gypsy, but appreciate her as a device that accommodates the other characters and sensibilities ... however her line after the first break right before she moves off camera just completely floored me. what a perfect beat.


Cris Marko - over 3 years ago
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Whenever I see a semi-accomplished actor (say, Jack Palance) working in such a terrible movie, I always wonder what could he have possibly been thinking while filming this steaming pile of crap.


Matthew Boyle - over 2 years ago
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Priest of kings? You mean king of priests? The title goes first should be the greatest title. The priest of kings would just be a holy but not necessarily powerful king. The king of priests would be the most powerful priest.


Matthew Boyle - about 2 years ago
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Priest of kings? Wouldn't king of priests be a better title and arguably more powerful position?


Did someone say, "Cabot"?
Mitchell - over 2 years ago
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It's hard to be sure because the boys sometimes talk over the dialog and the frequency definitely decreases sharply in the second half; but I counted 89 "Cabot"s throughout the film. Anyone count more?


Frankie DeMario - almost 6 years ago
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Drinking game to this movie: You take a drink after every time you hear CABOT


Ironly, thy name is Cabot
Gratuitous Lurking - over 2 years ago
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'As long as blood runs through my veins, I will always fight slavery and oppression!'

BOY, did you come to the wrongest of neighborhoods.


quite disturbing....
Mitchell - over 2 years ago
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@ 0:01:50 - Did Mike motorboat Tom Servo?!?!?


Mitchell - over 2 years ago
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I love the 1st scene with nerdy, annoying guy! There's a lesson to be learned there- nothing gets women's hearts racing like watching a guy make his way through the bar, hitting on every girl he sees! Smooooth!


Jeremy DeMond - over 3 years ago
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Gotta say, MST3k is one of the last places I'd expect to find a Firesign Theatre reference.


Kyle Runes - about 4 years ago
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I love the scene where Cabot is talking with his teacher and says, "We have no more enemies." Yeah, sure. That army of bandits that waylaid you less than a minute after arriving didn't seem hostile at all ; ). I also love the scene where Cabot infiltrates the slaver camp. Well done, Cabot. You followed the slave caravan for hours and then sneaked around in women's clothing for hours more without ever formulating a plan. After sitting through half of the slave auction, you grabbed the hottest slave girl and ran like hell, leaving the other fifty-or-so slaves in no different a situation than before, except for the fact that, now, their tents were of fire. What a hero!


Jason Edwards - over 5 years ago
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So I count about 65 'Cabots' before the dink even gets into the castle at the 0:20:00 mark. Anyone manage to count all the way through?


Ozzie Olin - over 2 years ago
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I always love the Minnesota references in this show. I've eaten at the Perkins on 494 a bunch of times.


Bruce Box-Liker - almost 3 years ago
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I'm suddenly fixated on Cabot's first line: "Better than being in bed early than alone. ...Well, I'm leaving." Did I mishear something? Because there are at least three things wrong with these lines.


Adam Buccilli - over 3 years ago
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Anyone know the "Tall!" (dun-un-unun-nuh-nuh) reference? Kinda curious


Khan of Shakka - almost 3 years ago
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The adapted Christmas star that the king of Gor fancies is a pretty good indicator that this guy ain't going to set the world afire. And as for his choice of a queen, who DIDNT make the cut? And if Cabot qualifies as a messiah in the land of Gor, what kind of future can the Gorians expect to have? I should,relax.


Flynn Papandrea - almost 3 years ago
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HEYYYY CABBBBOOOOTTTTTT


Teridactyl - almost 3 years ago
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The little guy looks like a 1/2 scale Rutgers Hauer.


Last of the Wild Ponies - almost 3 years ago
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@10:19 Hey, it's Lone Star from Spaceballs!


Dan Rudy - almost 6 years ago
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Warning: game may induce alcohol poisoning by the forty-second minute.


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Dr. F and Frank's Evolution of Dance bit was way more coordinated than the Corruba Palace Dance Troupe.


Tyler Marden - about 3 years ago
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Can anyone PLEASE tell me what mike and the bots were laughing at when they were reading "Day (number) missedcall."


Barney Fife, we miss you
BiffBurns - over 3 years ago
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Man, that dude gives sidekicks a bad name. He was probably never a sidekick in real life because he could never get past the assault portion of his interactions with the cool guys. The sad part of this movie is when you know his execution is not going to take place.


Alyssa Who Will Not Be Named - almost 4 years ago
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Do NOT do the 'Cabot' drinking game with hard liquor! Stick with beer.


Houseplants of Gor
Gal Dagon - about 3 years ago
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Teri Gee - about 3 years ago
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I have to say that I think Frank is a smoother dancer than Dr. F.


Jeff Bradford - over 3 years ago
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Is it glutial maximal tushical crackical bunyula morning til night?!


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fabio is officially my favorite invention exchange ever


Many Gor stories, thankfully only 1 movie.
Karl Hart - over 3 years ago
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To my utter surprise, as I was looking through some audio books, I found that there were (I think) a large number of novels around the shenanigans of our intrepid hero on the party planet of Gor. And I mean a lot.. probably more than 15 or so. Thank the Frank that they (as far as I know) only made 1 festering poop pile of a movie and not a lot. I was tempted to have a look at these stories, to see if they were indeed any good. But I didn't, I remembered this movie and ... well... kinda chickened out.


Corvid - over 3 years ago
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When Watney asks the girl in the bar what her sign is, around 10:00, does anybody have a clue as to what her response is? I have no idea...


Scooter Atreides - about 5 years ago
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As a side note: I love how they gradually developed Gypsy from rather dull, cow-like creature, ...to basically the SOL's "brain" embodied...to wise, responsible, surrogate mother-figure.


Dance Duo
Eileen Fay - over 3 years ago
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Wow! Frank and Trace were really spectacular in the dance at the end! Kudos to Ms. Kirsten Lind, the choreographer. I thought they did great!


Dave - over 3 years ago
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Was never much of a Mike fan until the Breastica Boobular song. The new gang's timing never clicked for me, but I can't tell you how many times I rewound after Gypsy's "Hey guys - How's the movie?"


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I think my favorite thing about this movie is the series of increasingly ridiculous hats Jack Palance is forced to wear. I like living in a universe where that actually happened.


Sabrina Domingues - over 4 years ago
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Fabio! Fabio! Fabio! That's right, we are all Fabio!


The humanity - over 3 years ago
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Frank and Forrester's dance number at the end is the best part of this whole episode


Sean Barry - almost 4 years ago
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At about 1:02:30 some background music starts up that sounds a lot like something out of Super Mario 64... :)


Bender Rodriguez - over 3 years ago
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That synth music over the Dr. F and Frank tango at the end - pure 90s baby!


Teri Gee - over 3 years ago
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You'd be nude except for the sailor suit.


Adam Tercero - over 3 years ago
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Before there was The Evolution of Dance on Youtube, there was Frank and Forrester!


Allison Peepington - over 3 years ago
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So, a few years back a friend of mine invited a group of us over for movie night, during which he sprung "In the Name of the King" on us. I sat there nursing a beer thinking I was in for a cheesy movie experience when Ray Liotta's first turn on screen as Gallian comes up. After about a minute, Tom Servo's line in the Jack Palance host segment pops into my head "After 4 days of shooting, finally got script today. Guess what, I'm not playing Thomas Aquinas. I'm supposed to be some kind of freakin' Wizard !" complete with the voice. I spent the next 5 minutes giggling uncontrollably, and repeatedly would have fits of giggles whenever Gallain/Liotta was onscreen.


Stephen A Nathe - almost 4 years ago
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strut, pout, put-it-out, what you want from women...!


Sean Barry - almost 4 years ago
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I love how in these movies, whenever the main characters camp out in a dangerous situation, they never set a watch.


Crypto Dentist - almost 4 years ago
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Just... just... GAH! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS MOVIE? Who on earth saw the first five minutes of this and said, "Yes, this is acceptable film making"?


Sean Barry - almost 4 years ago
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This movie reminds me of a computer game I used to play in the late 90's called NOX. A loser gets magically transported from his trailer park to another planet (by a rock on top of his TV set, no less) and becomes a legendary, sword-wielding savior of the land etc etc. Insert cliche here.


Sean Barry - almost 4 years ago
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Why do filmmakers love obnoxious characters? Why?


chris kaprys - almost 4 years ago
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i think i have to turn this off! somehow i've never seen this episode before. i'm at my second airbnb stay over, in budapest tonight, and i'm worried i'll get poorly reviewed if i keep this family up with my laughing. i'm trying to just smile and hold it in, but this is pure gold and it has me in stitches... oh man..


NavySandman - almost 4 years ago
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Latissimal Dorsical, hung like a horse-ical, calipyligical ball!


MrCroobie - almost 4 years ago
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This is quite possibly one of the best TV shows ever, with one of the best theme songs.


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Alright, so just before the guys head in for the first movie break (23 minutes or so in), look at the girl in the background. She does some serious breast-repositioning. The sad thing is, this movie is so sleazy I'm not entirely sure catching that was unintentional.


Great Scott - almost 4 years ago
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The evil lady kind of has Michele Bachmann crazy-eyes doesn't she?


A Silhouette - almost 4 years ago
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Cabot cabot cabot cabot cabot cabot cabot cabot cabot -Inhale- Cabot cabot cabot cabot cabot cabot cabot cabot cabot cabot etc.


Rhys Patterson - almost 5 years ago
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This is another Italian made film where the dubbing of the main character just throws me off. They filmed in English most of the cast was English speaking but because the man guy both had a heavy accent and a not very macho tone of voice they dubbed his voice even though in some version of either this one or the first one you can still find the original audio track. It's like the Hercules movie with Arnold. He was dubbed and it was clearly not Arnold talking. I am sure they could of found another lead that looked AND sounded the part. It's not like he was star power these were his first movies! I think someone was sleeping with somebody. It may not have has anything to do with the cast but there was just too much flesh around not to have something going on. It's like a Cinemax cave painting!


Karl Hart - almost 4 years ago
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The mads dancing at the end? MAD! HILARIOUS! Brilliant!


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Toobular Boobular Joy, HEY!


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Fun Fact: The Hunter's Name is "Ost," which is also the Danish word for Cheese. No fooling.


Andrew Jones - almost 5 years ago
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Weird thing is In the BDSM scene I often see men and ladies quoting the GOR books and rather than some hyper-sexualized sub/dom thing all I can imagine is this dumb movie.


LostHighway - over 5 years ago
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♪♫ It's breastica-boobular chestica-mammical pendular globular fun ♪♫


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Just for the record, this female organism doesn't worship at the alter of Fabio. (Like Gypsy in that sketch, I find the whole thing laughable...kind of like when he got hit in the face with that bird.)


A Lush Cocktail Rescue - about 4 years ago
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Cabot's platinum haired friend is pretty good-looking, imo


John JK Harty - over 4 years ago
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Errmmm... So jut how desperate for work was Jack Palance when he signed up for this turkey then? Anyone want to hazard a guess?


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After all that-----the 'Tango del Muerte' felled TV's Frank.


Stereo Catz - about 5 years ago
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How many Flintstones references are in this episode?


Mike Carmona - over 4 years ago
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Cabot's "Mini-Me" sounded like, and was the height of Kermit The Frog.


James Krummel - over 4 years ago
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Worth watching for Tom Servo's impersonation of Palance alone. Love it!


J.D. Martell - over 4 years ago
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I love Gypsy saying, "We can't have nice things, can we."


Mark Monahan - almost 5 years ago
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Hard to believe that this is a sequel, Even harder to believe that the first one is worse!


Jeanne Marie Sebastian - over 5 years ago
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Soooo.. Gor is a sleazy Narnia..


Austin Strong - over 4 years ago
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This movie kills innocence with buffalo shots and a spear from a guy in a goofy hat.


David Raasch - over 4 years ago
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17:17 When the King, in his funky crown, says "Oh, I can't find the Christmas tree star anywhere!" I happened to be swallowing some coffee at that moment, but I'm afraid upon hearing that line, I shot coffee out my nose!


Frostyshark - over 4 years ago
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I nearly spit out the chips I was eating when they did the donkey noise around the dance at the 23:15 mark.


Lisa Bont Tjapkes - almost 5 years ago
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We've broken through the space-time continuum, and passed the savings... onto you!


Gal Dagon - almost 5 years ago
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This episodes has two of my top-5 host segments. And the invention exchange is one of the funniest ones in the Mike era too.


Andys - over 5 years ago
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The USA network movie rant may be slightly dated, but if you change USA to Lifetime, it still holds up.


Kiri T. Unicorn - about 5 years ago
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I would pay money to see Mike in "Oh! Calcutta!"...in a sailor suit.


Fredrick Stafford - almost 5 years ago
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Like most action sequels this did not quite live up to the original…however, often times the third movie recovers some of the magic (Indiana Jones, Die Hard, etc.) so we still have something to look forward too…CABOT!


Scooter Atreides - about 5 years ago
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So, a quiet, nerdy college professor discovers a parallel dimension filled with scantily clad slave girls where he is machismo incarnate: A paragon of strength and heroism that every woman wants and every man wants to be....

Jesus! Twilight was a less blatant example of an author's sad and juvenile personal fantasies :P


Stereo Catz - about 5 years ago
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This seems like a pretty blatant rip-off of the "Of Mars" franchise.


Elijah Coleman - about 5 years ago
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What's the song they sing at about 48:37? "Abba zeega zabba zeega oh-oh"


Thomas Wack - about 5 years ago
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The best actor in the whole film was heavy shovel guy.


Desiree Ashcraft - over 5 years ago
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The last scene: priceless!!!!


Leslie Doesn't Get You - over 5 years ago
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Yep, serious blackout drunkenness in just minutes! Play it today!