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522 - Teenage Crime Wave



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S.A. Nathe - 2 months ago

(around 52:22) that idiot thug "teen" clearly needs to watch ACI's "At Your Fingertips: Cylinders"


A plot hole in an MST3K movie? Say it ain't so!!
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Emily Brown (Sours) - 8 months ago

Wait, why doesn't she give up the guys names? That's the only reason she goes to juvey (juvie?)!!


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Emily Brown (Sours) - 8 months ago

Her parents are kinda dicks. No, they are, not kinda at all. Lovely statement about the double standard women faced when it comes to sex (though I know she wasn't going to have sex, being a lovely Protestant snowflake of a upstanding young lady, mind you!). Still, it can be deduced from her parents' behavior. I wish I could inject a copy of "Fear of Flying" into this movie. That book was amazing and still captures how women are made to believe love is a white knight in shining armor. At least for American women, maybe even only WASP women. I can only hope other cultures don't dole out that bullshit. Read it, it is timeless. And NOT man hating. It is, in fact, incredibly man loving, a definite sexual sense. Men should read it to understand how women feel.


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Meghan Calico Hendrickson - 9 months ago

"It's that thing again. WHAT DOES IT MEANNN!?"


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David Bowiescock - 9 months ago

Best false ending gag? Best false ending gag.


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ForcesOfOdin - 10 months ago

This movie is, by comparison, not that bad. This is still a funny episode though!


I like 'em with medals and I like them buttery....
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Dragon my Tail 2day - 11 months ago

Was watching Riffrtrax "Missile to the Moon" and the villain from this stink burger was in "Missile..". Was waiting for him to say "Okay Gramps, do anything and the old lady gets it"


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Kimono Dragon - over 1 year ago

Hilarious call back at 36:30. Mike Nelson is trumpeting the theme song from the early 70's game show "The Dating Game". For us MSTies old enough to remember it, it's GOLD I tell ya Jerry... GOLD!


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Such as Seals - over 1 year ago

Haha, "Whistler's Delinquent"


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Hazel Davis - over 1 year ago

If I could do a rewrite of this movie I would make the grandma an ex-cia agent whose hands were registered lethal weapons. She would be making the turkey for the meal and then use the carcass to kill the loud mouthy chick then kill the loud douchy guy with giblets. Then everyone else would sit down to dinner and have a nice time. The End.


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Hazel Davis - over 1 year ago

So the riff as the girls are being transferred to the prison- they make a reference to Slim Whitman. A real treat and I think a sound other MSTies will appreciate. I present for your considerant consideration: Slim Whitman, Indian Love Call https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FhQxZnSqc0


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I Am The Button - almost 2 years ago

And here The Violent Years looked like it was laying on it's message pretty thick.
This one quite literally NEVER SHUTS UP about it's ridiculous message!
Agony to sit through; pointless, redundant, agony.

Perfect material for Mike and the Bots!


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Jane Sproul - almost 2 years ago

One of the funniest riffs in this one has to be the running gag about the phone. WHAT DOES IT MEEEEEAAANNNN?


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Jane Sproul - almost 2 years ago

Poor kids. Done in the by the Hays Code. If they'd just been allowed to kill that matron...


It Is A Puzzlement....
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Mitchell - almost 2 years ago

I know it's pointless to ask- BUT where exactly did the unloaded pistol, that Terry used to trick the guy in the barn, come from?


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Mitchell - almost 2 years ago

Coincidentally, "Satan's Jockstrap" was also Terry's nickname.


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Mitchell - almost 2 years ago

How did they miss getting Joe Don Baker on the Doughy Guys list?


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Curtis Awful - about 2 years ago

It was a really strange coincidence that I watched this episode and also got the crash city saints album with a song called teenage crime wave. I'm sure they saw the movie too, it was just weird that they coincided like that to me at the same time.


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Ray Garraty - over 2 years ago

First we had 'Thirty Somethings from Outer Space,' and now here's 'Late Twenties Crime Wave.'


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That Mystos host segment led me to look up Mentos commercials from the 90s, and I do not regret that decision. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfp2Bg6iUdY


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Last of the Wild Ponies - over 2 years ago

@17:42 That's a big hot dog.


I liked it
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Jay Michael - over 2 years ago

I honestly like this movie...without the riffs, yeah its bad, sure its preachy, but its terrible in such a good way.
AND the riffs were perfect. One of my top 5 for sure!


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Stephen A Nathe - over 2 years ago

Best end credits, poor Frank


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chris kaprys - almost 3 years ago

Satan's Jockstrap. How have a previously missed that? Gold.


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James GreyWolf - almost 3 years ago

The longest closing credits in the history of MST3K.


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Nick Acosta - almost 3 years ago

An Ed Wood movie brings with it so many things. Much like Coleman Francis he has a stable of bad actor friends he keeps reusing. Also Ed seems to be trying to make a point about society. It's like his anti porn message he wove through A SINISTER URGE!


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Robert Brown - almost 3 years ago

I can't decide if it would be worse to be sprayed with Satan's Jockstrap or Essence of Detroit.


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Liam Humel - almost 3 years ago

I feel that this is a truly underrated episode. The movies about juvenile delinquency seem to be really funny, but at the same time, almost passable as interesting by there own. You know what, scratch that. If a movie is on this show, its awful. But this really is a great episode. I also like "The Violent Years"


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I love this episode - the riffs are hilarious, and the movie is actually pretty interesting to watch - but I can't stand watching Frank get maced over and over. I just don't think a person constantly screaming in pain is that funny. It's different if it's a cartoon gun and a cartoon duck, but live-action agony just makes me really uncomfortable. Shameful confession: I have the same problem with Jack Perkins in the Fugitive Alien host segments. Maybe I'm just a weenie.


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We're not really supposed to like any of these protagonists, are we? Because they're doing a pretty good job of being utterly detestable.


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Stephen A Nathe - about 3 years ago

...is she makin'a double Nintendo?


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Stephen A Nathe - about 3 years ago

"Get movin' big eyes!"
Okay fat ass...!


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Peter Trinidad Niederbrach - about 3 years ago

Man, this movie sure knows how to make me hate every character right out of the gate.


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B RYE the MST3K Guy - about 3 years ago

so everyone in the world automatically knows how to run an observatory?


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Crypto Dentist - about 3 years ago

Mr. B Natural's evil sister.


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Rufus T. Firefly - about 3 years ago

I'm not sure what it is exactly, but there's something about Terry's voice that always reminds me of Almira Gulch's voice from "The Wizard of Oz" (that would be the mean woman at the beginning played by Margaret Hamilton who sticks Toto in a picnic basket). (Terry is considerably hotter than Mrs. Gulch, of course, but her voice still always reminds me of that.)


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BugLady - about 3 years ago

Can someone please let me know if I'm hallucinating? During the Mystos bit, towards the end, Gypsy opens her mouth while looking straight on into the camera and I swear there's a face inside her mouth. Is that some weird filming artifact or is it supposed to be in there? Is it Richard Basehart? Whatever it is, I'm creeped out.


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Matt Towler - over 3 years ago

LOL love all the unmilked cow jokes.


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Sean Barry - over 3 years ago

Watching TV's Frank get maced never gets old.


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Sean Barry - over 3 years ago

I can't stop visualizing the ways I would disarm and take down the two kids with guns. It's actually starting to get pretty distracting. : \ Damn all those martial arts clubs in college....


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I like this movie. I love this episode, but I actually like this movie. It's exploitation-y, has a decent story and fleshed-out characters, and has decent acting.
Don't judge me. I also like The Beatniks, for the same reasons.


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MrCroobie - over 3 years ago

I think that this is one of the most under-rated MST3K episodes. This might be one of my favorites, along with The Final Sacrifice.


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Habib Salim Thomas - over 3 years ago

Robin Williams is "Mrs. Brubaker!!"


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I love how they establish within the first few minutes that Jane is an absolute moron.


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Just Johnny Baca - over 3 years ago

I didn't like the little guy with the gun. Someone should feed him, and shoot him up into space.


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Frostyshark - over 3 years ago

One of my favorite parts about this episode is that the line "He'd never touch you Terri you're dirt!" is used in several other episodes and cracks me up!


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Stereo Catz - over 3 years ago

We here at prison think Mike has potential… and a pertty mouth.


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Stereo Catz - over 3 years ago

What was that obelisk think they passed while they were driving? I went to California once when I was a kid and I got the worst déjà vu when I saw it.


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Stereo Catz - over 3 years ago

1:15:00 Yeah that Christmas armistice was WWI.


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Stereo Catz - over 3 years ago

“I’ve gone blind from forging a thousand Nazi documents!” My name is Pleasance and I am funky!


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GallariaIchiban - over 3 years ago

I've seen this episode several times, and I still have absolutely no idea why they brought the innocent girl along for their robbery. She adds absolutely nothing aside from being a date for the other guy and they have no reason to believe she wouldn't immediately tell the cops.


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Joseph Ewing - over 3 years ago

They think they're going to take the country by storm like Bonnie and Clyde after being caught after screwing a single mugging and screwing up a jailbreak?


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Mark Stacy - over 3 years ago

Clayton Forrester MST3K ending produced by Tex Avery and Moe Howard.


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Sarahbean - over 3 years ago

I'm not so sure that I want to know what's in the "Manos Ham of Fate" extra zesty secret sauce!


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Morgan Zindzi T - over 3 years ago

Were we supposed to feel sympathy for the 'innocent' girl? she may not have intentionally committed any crimes but she was a terrible bystander. Three people died and another three were seriously injured cause she wouldn't do anything more than be a damsel in distress. The blonde girl exonerating her at the end was only uplifting insofar as *she* was somewhat redeemed for being honest.


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Teri Gee - almost 4 years ago

Every time I watch this movie, I still can't figure out why it is that the innocent girl (whatever her name is) doesn't tell the full story of what happened to the police, to her parents, or whoever else asks her. It's not like she was fond of the people she was with. She didn't like the date. She didn't like Mike. She didn't seem to like Terry, either. I just don't get it! We would have been spared the entire movie if she had just opened her mouth.


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Michael Kanuckel - almost 4 years ago

Ever notice how much Mike looks like Rod Serling?


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Elisa Farrington - almost 4 years ago

Poor Frank... he was enjoying his role as the Perfume Lady so much...


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Frederick Jacob Luebker - almost 4 years ago

Ive made it halfway through this movie for the first time and I'm wondering "How the hell are they gonna pad out the remaining 50 minutes?".


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Mike Carmona - about 4 years ago

Mystos probably taste better than Mentos.


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starman 76 - about 4 years ago

what the -? Dr. Forrester zaps Frank with crazy foam and suddenly I'm in a subtitled neorealist Truffaut film? (perhaps the Mads hacked their own broadcast and this is our experiment ...)


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Mike's face when he says "Mystos!" That is all.


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Rebecca Richards - over 4 years ago

Is there a reason I can't find a full version of the episode that isn't missing the opening skits and the ending credits?


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Fredrick Stafford - over 4 years ago

So, the greasy punk who had it coming gets to live but the hot little bad girl with daddy issues who may just need the guidance of a firm older man who could take her in as his ward, nothing wrong with that, the neighbors may talk a bit and there would be grief with the family….the hell with them we’ll just move, a nice beach condo in a tourist area where everyone minds their own business and don’t ask a lot of questions of the locals…um…er…oh…what I mean was… so the punk Mike lives, but sweet misunderstood Terry dies, shame on you Fred F. Sears!


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Kimono Dragon - over 4 years ago

The Tribute to Doughy Guys might be Mike Nelson's all-time best! I was taking a drink when Crow said, "Doughy guys, we take our belts off to you!" It was an episode of "Spit-take Theater"


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This could easily be an Ed Wood flick if it weren't so well acted.


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Kelly Slane - over 4 years ago

Dr. F swinging in at the end - LOLOLOLOL


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I just love the dark-haired girl's parents. What a couple of selfish douchebags. I'm surprised she didn't take up a life of crime earlier.


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John Harms - almost 5 years ago

Why is the police picture one of her in a bathing suit?!


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GallariaIchiban - almost 5 years ago

I'm surprised this one doesn't have more laughs. It slays me every time.


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Alex Stefanic - about 5 years ago

I was hoping this home invasion movie would turn into "In Cold Blood" or "Straw Dogs"........It didn't.


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Gal Dagon - about 5 years ago

Started laughing at Miles O'beef And was in tears by the time I got to the Ham of Fate secret sauce.


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NS - about 5 years ago

The ending bit (the one with Dr. F and Frank, not the French-language movie) is one of those gags that goes on for too long... and then keeps going until it's funny again. I agree with LHO there-- it's a classic!