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607 - Bloodlust



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Jason Edwards - 1 day ago
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Shake for breakfast, shake for lunch, sensible meal that you can munch! Now...Promenade!


Last of the Wild Ponies - almost 3 years ago
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55:11 I just lost The Game.


William Lane - 7 days ago
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This is one of my favorite Gyspy moments-- "I'm tempted to call her something that rhymes with BITCH.... OH MY GOD!"


Trivia for Guy's
Klaatu - 27 days ago
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@ 33:43 Crow cries out "White Shoulders!!"
How many guy's know what that means? If you do, comment.


* Can you name it?
Klaatu - 27 days ago
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@ 25:06 the dweeb says: "Guard!? We didn't kill any guard!?"
Mike: We didn't steal no bike neither!
This is a quote from one of MST3K movies.
* Can you name it?


Bruce Box-Liker - over 4 years ago
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It's amazing that the stocky, elderly villain is able to take five people hostage by surrounding himself with them, standing within arm's reach of four of them, holding a single pistol up to the big guy and craning his head around to talk to the people behind him, all while his unarmed minion stands about twenty feet away. Even without the revelation that the pistol was unloaded the whole time, it's a wonder that our heroes didn't end the movie right there.


Bruce Ellsworth Reed - over 4 years ago
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Egads! We have a working dog and cat. Actually, pigs are clean animals, the most disgusting ones are chickens.


Teri Gee - about 4 years ago
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"Then, we slaughter them."
Actually, dairy cattle don't make good beef.


800 lb. gorilla - 7 months ago
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...now promenade...


Who's laughing?
Mike I - about 1 year ago
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@ 42:42 when Servo makes the toe jam comment, you can hear a woman (Bridget Jones maybe?) laughing in the background.


S.A. Nathe - 8 months ago
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Pearl's not quite in her prime....even in season 7 her character isn't up to par....but i do love her and Frank's chemistry, which helped clarify how when i first watched SOULTAKER on Netflix years ago, how she knew Frank...


Jordan Carpenter - over 1 year ago
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Drunk guy, you're an idiot. "Now that four strange kids have shown up, and the evil sociopath murderer has strongly implied he's onto us, we can finally go through with our plan, which doesn't involve the four kids and all and we could have done at any time." I bet you're not even that good at chess.


Jerome Montgomery II - almost 5 years ago
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No Brady Bunch jokes


Sean Barry - almost 4 years ago
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Oh god, I smell a "most dangerous game" ripoff coming...


Milchlust, Bludlust, und Wanderlust
Kein Namens - 11 months ago
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After you've grown strong from all that wholesome food and work on Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm, you'll make great sport on the island...


Inklicker - over 3 years ago
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I like how in the 'educational' short they completely ignore the fact that cattle evolved to eat grass and and being fed grain makes them horribly ill.


The humanity - over 3 years ago
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the MJP/Pearl character was the beginning of the end for me. Frank and Dr.Forrester eventually leave the show and that's when the intro segments aren't really funny anymore as far as I'm concerned. I started skipping Pearl's segments because she's just not funny.


Glenn Wobick - over 5 years ago
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This has the same music as The Unearthly. I call shinanigins!!!!


Last of the Wild Ponies - 12 months ago
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15:15 Gross, she just stuck her gum onto her pillow!


Mike Carmona - over 4 years ago
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1:08:33 Wow, Betty got huge!


Jacob Hill - over 4 years ago
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At 42:40, after Tom's toe jam joke, you can hear a woman laughing. Did someone in the studio laugh and their mics picked it up?


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This movie is like if the Hardy Boys grew up and went to college and were every bit as obnoxious and tiresome as you just knew they were going to be. And somehow had girlfriends anyway.


Limerick #16
NS - about 3 years ago
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Our tour guide is the absolute worst,
Feeding us to a rich man's bloodthirst.
I'm sure to be snuffed
And then mounted and stuffed,
If my shirt doesn't strangle me first.


Snuffy Wuffykiss - about 2 years ago
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On the farm, the big dogs have room to run and play. But he is more than a pet, he also protects the family.


Snuffy Wuffykiss - about 2 years ago
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Wow, Tom sure gets a lot of use out of his car... To bad Crow got stuck with sensible brown pants.


S.A. Nathe - over 1 year ago
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1:07:09---
Oh...!
...Mein Papa!!

great Crow riff


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Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm remains one of my favorite shorts. From sinning cows to pants from Pamida, the short and riffs are too perfect.


Elisa Farrington - over 4 years ago
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OK, the rats. Fancy rats are domesticated and far removed from their wild, aggressive, sewage encrusted, disease carrying ancestors. Besides being obviously well-fed and docile, they chose WHITE rats? Just another example of poor casting.


Mitchell - over 4 years ago
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If they're dairy cows shouldn't Uncle Jim feed them powdered milk?


Stephen - over 4 years ago
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HEY, YOUNG MEN: JUST TACKLE THE LONE FREAKING MIDDLE-AGED KILLER WHO HAS HIS BACK TURNED TO YOU!! PROBLEM SOLVED, MOVIE OVER!! AHHHGGHG


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The first warning sign should have been that he's lounging around his living room wearing a tuxedo shirt (with regular buttons, not studs), bow tie, and silk smoking jacket.


Fancy Pantserton - over 4 years ago
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...public service videos from the fifties and sixties make me want to burn things...


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I'm a hunter. One of the best in the world. I have someone else (this guy Ross Allen handles most of it) catch the animals for me. (You know, the actual hunting part.) Then I have them shipped here. They're confused and weakened from the long trip, possibly still have tranquilizers in their systems, and totally outside their native habitats. That's when I shoot them! For some reason, there's no real challenge in it. I guess I'm just that good. So I had to find something more interesting. The NY Times crossword puzzle! No, no, I kid. I wait for people to wash up on the shore of my tiny, remote island, and then, well, you know. Doesn't happen that often, unfortunately, so do I need some other hobbies to fill the time. Macrame is so underrated, don't you think?


Sean Barry - almost 4 years ago
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No no no, silly bad guys! You forgot to install the sharpened stakes in your pitfall trap!


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Ok, so, when Mike talks about going off and being Kenny G...what the heck? Is there some context for that I missed? I've watched this episode many times and I still don't get it.


Leslie Doesn't Get You - over 4 years ago
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In the beginning segment, when Tom Servo reads his part, he's reading right to left! Trace got it backwards!


Jerome Montgomery II - over 4 years ago
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Uncle Jim's farm AKA Parents too cheap to put their kids in summer camp.


happyking - over 3 years ago
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Servo reads from right to left.


Unknown Gibson - about 2 years ago
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I feel like most of their best riffs are the ones they do together.


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It sounds like the floutist from this film's soundtrack went on to play in Manos!


Bruce Box-Liker - almost 3 years ago
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The melvin remarking that his girlfriend is too young to know as much about corsets as he does is one of the more baffling moments in any MST3K movie.


Teri Gee - about 2 years ago
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Troy Patterson sighting! Troy Patterson plays the drunken captain Tony. I thought he looked familiar and he should because he plays Joe, the friend with the car everyone borrows in Earth vs. the Spider!


Mitchell - over 2 years ago
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GEEZ! Could the brunette girl in this film be any more of a boat anchor?


soundcloset - about 3 years ago
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1:19 the crossbow is "loaded", he takes off the bolt and slides it into his inside jacket pocket, scraping his neck as he does so. THe razor-sharp tip fails to leave a mark. At 1:21 he arrives at the fallen guard with the bow in about the same position but the string is now slack. And the rifles...no bullets...they're useless to us otherwise -- couldn't be used as a club or anything -- ! So many, many doors from behind which to jump out and clobber an old man...


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Beer came out my nose at 15:45 - "Despair was the bumper crop."


Sean Barry - almost 4 years ago
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Lol when Gypsy says bitch that was awesome! This must have been that period in the 90's when certain 'mild' cuss words suddenly started becoming OK to say on T.V.


Morgan Zindzi T - almost 4 years ago
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"If there were any ninnies out here they'd have... been trying to sell us hand-painted coconuts by now."
Ah, the casual racism of 60's cinema.


Stereo Catz - about 4 years ago
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John the Baptist was in the New Testament, not the Old.


Stereo Catz - about 4 years ago
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Hey, that clock isn’t even moving.


Elisa Farrington - over 4 years ago
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Well, we get a glimpse of why Dr. Clayton Deborah Susan Forrester turned out the way he did. I'm sure it won't last long, but for this episode I do feel sorry for the mad whose mother wanted a daughter.


Aaron Blasting - over 4 years ago
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how did this guy teach these robots how to be sarcastic? amazing!


Fredrick Stafford - over 4 years ago
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I am told Vincent Price was originally cast in the Dr. Balleau role, but once filming began Robert Reed’s incessant pit stains kept putting him off his lunch until he finally walked off the picture.


Robert Ferguson - over 5 years ago
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The 2nd intermission..... ah.... the "HOE - DOWN",(and I DON'T mean one of the sista's been shot on a corner) that vomits into a MOSH pit,.... well, ummmmm....


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The mystery murder dinner party sketch is one of my absolute favorites. Short, sweet and hysterical. Brilliant character based comedy. One of the things that was so great about this show was the consistency of the characters. Love em all!


Mitchell - over 2 years ago
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LOVE Dr. Forrester's story arc in this episode!
(Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.)


HypnoHelioStaticStasis - almost 3 years ago
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ANARCHY! ANARCHY!


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Urgh- Did anybody else find the skin and limbs to be genuinely horrifying? I mean, I know the props aren't that good, but just the idea of it...


Leslie Doesn't Get You - over 4 years ago
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Starting at around 9:45, farmer Jim tells the kids what their dairy cows eat. I wish America's cattle still ate like this, and not ground up bits of dead cows. It's so disturbing that they'd make cattle unwitting cannibals. They're herbivores, for goodness sake! Now in order to be certain you're buying products from cows that haven't been fed this kind of crap, you have to buy expensive organic. It's such a shame.


Paul Stiehr - almost 4 years ago
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These four kooky kids are one dog short of groovy gang.


James Hinson - over 5 years ago
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Alternate film title: The most boringist game


Jack Glastra - almost 3 years ago
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This movie works best when taken with at least 1 large bag of chronic.


soundcloset - about 3 years ago
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At 1:30 he attempts to put the bolt in without pulling the string back. At 1:31 we see the string back and in the "loaded" position but the bow itself is out straight...and you can't "remove the firing pin" from a revolver without a hack-saw. But Mrs. Basehart is right: they're all ready for some complicate skit and..."It was me." Ha!!!


happyking - over 3 years ago
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Crow's wearing his sensible slacks in the first host seg!


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AAAaHHHH Anarchy! ANARCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...Now promenade!


Tom Levier - over 3 years ago
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"Dr. Forrester, perhaps no other individual embodies the style, panache, and verve of the elegant sport of polo more than you."
- Gypsy


Jim Mitchell - almost 4 years ago
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Cows are a lot like people...theyre sinners. lol


Stephen A Nathe - almost 4 years ago
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there's something i have to tell you....radishes make me burp!

Servo.....


A Silhouette - almost 4 years ago
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at 58 minutes, the part where he throws them the unloaded gun... In a realistic situation chunk beef-flex 1 foot away from him would have just destroyed the unarmed old man.


Stereo Catz - about 4 years ago
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1:16:55 There's no bend in that crossbow.


Stereo Catz - about 4 years ago
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56:20 Was that the horse statue from the Brady Bunch?


Stereo Catz - about 4 years ago
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Okay gang let’s split up. Muscles and Judo will go together and the second group will consist of Timid and Wimpy.


Stereo Catz - about 4 years ago
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27:50 Ah, Crow, put your legs together man!


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Crow in khakis... but still shirtless...hmm?


David - almost 5 years ago
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Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm is, in my humble opinion, the best riffed short of the entire series. It's only a couple of minutes long but has at least five laugh out loud moments. Honorable mention to Mr. B Natural but Uncle Jim is top of the heap !


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~27:00 Crow has a Leg up--actually 2 of 'em up... he may as well sing when ever he sings whenever he Siiiiings!


Joseph Ewing - over 4 years ago
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They actually wrote, "So long, suckers,"? Hahaha.


Joseph Ewing - over 4 years ago
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I don't like hearing Robert Reed treasure hunting.


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00:27:36 - "Vegables!" Like Lunchables™ for vegetarians... or something...


Jenica Burgos - over 4 years ago
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The "my mermaid outfit" riff slays me for DAYS after I watch this one.


Kim Spence Dean - over 4 years ago
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One of the best episodes, period. Short AND movie. Both brilliant.


Mitchell - over 4 years ago
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I can't believe there are two links for people who want to "enjoy" Bloodlust in all of its original, uninterrupted glory.


Rachel Adams - over 5 years ago
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Frank makes a great "girlfriend." Who knew?


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aw... ive never seen this one and it completely ends at 1:20. anyone have a full one they can upload? :(


Xterra's a midnight flyer - about 5 years ago
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Dang....Gypsy FLIPS in the opening....she usually doesn't go off like that...


Adam Weger - over 5 years ago
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I'm here to tell you about Mutual of Omaha!


Crosby Ferguson - over 5 years ago
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Another of my favorites. One of the few I actually own...