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615 - Kitten with a Whip



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Zeus-O-Matic - about 11 hours ago
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Moral of the story? Always inform your newspaper delivery person when you will be away.


Frosti Ken - 4 months ago
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Jesus, was suburban life in the 50s this annoying? People just show up with a giant flower arrangement and force their way into your house, wander around freely, interrogate you about everything going on, and push and demand you engage with them. "I have a headache." "I know just the thing, three asprin! Now I'm going to go into your bathroom, dig through your medicine cabinet, and you'll take them and come with us to some stupid dinner right now!"


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Phil Anderson - 4 months ago
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So cringey!! You know this movie is bad when you can't bare to watch it even with the riffing and comedic comments. I couldn't finish it was that bad!


Midget Penguin - 8 months ago
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Wonder how many less good nature woman learned how to cry rape after this movie came out back then.


Joe Comer - over 2 years ago
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I speak my mind thank you!! If you don't like it that's just tough!!! Glitch??!!! Seems like this sight is loaded with so-called glitches. This isn't the first time the wrong movie has been loaded. I'll "lighten up" when I feel they got things under control. You WILL notice that they removed the incorrect episode. So maybe my original comment did some good. Free sight or not, I don't like incompetence. Fortunately, I have most of these episodes already. But, if you don't mind, I really am getting tired of the problems I find here, I will comment about them as I see fit. It's a little thing called freedom of speech. You chose to use it to criticize me, just like I will continue to use it when I find something wrong. And nothing you say will change that!!!


S.A. Nathe - 8 months ago
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i love the continuing "he'll never touch you, Terri....you're dirt." riff callback from TEENAGE CRIME WAVE


S.A. Nathe - 8 months ago
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no Crow saying: "Kitty" in this ONCE???


whip, no whip....I just want me a Kitten!
S.A. Nathe - 8 months ago
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regardless of her issues, can I trade places with John, and have Kitten....whi....I mean, er, uh.....can I just have Kitten???


Joseph Ewing - about 4 years ago
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The pseudo-intellectual, thirty year-old college freshman, and "very holy man" with the Jay Gatsby hat is officially the most annoying character in the entire history of the show.


Michael Kanuckel - about 4 years ago
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Ann-Margret: I defy you to find a more beautiful leading lady.


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oh crap! They're in Touch Of Evil!


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Bookies and pushers are more useful than preachers!


Veklorr Vigorr - 12 months ago
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Ride the 'Kitten with a Whip' ride and climb inside the 50 foot Ann Margret


Josh Yancey - about 1 year ago
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i have to say i wasn't really enjoying the movie itself but that hotel fight scene while short was filmed very well.


Jeffrey Jones - about 1 year ago
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Criminally underrated like a teen age crime wave. Wish I could give it 50 laughs.
And yeah, Ann Margaret.


Big McLargehuge - about 5 years ago
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I'm such a sucker for Ann Margaret, I can't even really be mad at this movie. Which is probably what the director was hoping for anyway...


Bruce Box-Liker - about 5 years ago
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There's a handful of MST3K movies that really aren't all that bad, but this is the only one that I actually found myself caring about in the end.


Frankie DeMario - almost 6 years ago
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Ann Margret.....MMMmmmMMMMmmMM


Creamy!!
Emily Brown (Sours) - about 1 year ago
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"Everything is so creamy!!!"
Makes me lol every time! Honestly if I were in his place, I would've locked the door and unplugged the phone, kitten with a whip indeed!!! Ann Margaret is hot beyond belief, rawr!!!


Joe Comer - over 2 years ago
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WTF is wrong with you people? Is it that you are just trying to make it look like you have the film when you really don't? Get a clue and stop messing with people's head or you will find many people, including myself will stay away from this site like it's the plague!!!


Malachi le nomade - over 4 years ago
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This is one of those episodes that is difficult for me to watch. Sure, it's easy-going at first and has Ann Margaret (va-va-va-voom!), but at about the halfway point I can't help thinking "WTH WERE THE DIRECTOR AND WRITER THINKING ABOUT?!" Sure, the riffs are great, but man it's a hard movie to get through. I actually find Monster A-Go-Go and Manos easier to get through - sure they're bad, but they're humorously bad... this movie is just baaaaad.


SaturnHex - over 1 year ago
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Damn it's a shame the quality is so low, I couldn't find a better copy anywhere to post here either.


Matthew J Harris - over 3 years ago
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Why this links to Robot Monster I don't know. It's here

http://vimeo.com/102333485


John Muoio - over 2 years ago
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Settle down, Joe. It's a weird glitch. The address for Kitten only works when you go to Vimeo directly: it links to the wrong movie when embedded. Probably a Vimeo error. Whatever. It's a free service. Lighten up... https://vimeo.com/102333485


Snuffy Wuffykiss - about 2 years ago
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The Puppy with a Nun-chuck riff made me laugh so hard I decided to make Snuffy's Halloween costume this year based on the idea. Ninja dog! (his father is always Batman)


Consarnit
Josh Armbrust - almost 3 years ago
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Well, the pathetically outdated and corrupt US copyright system strikes again. My upload was flagged by something called Base79? Never heard of them before. My challenge was denied... LAME!


John Muoio - over 2 years ago
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The hell?? Never mind. Vimeo... sucks. The wrong episode is coming up, even though I put the link up for KItten, from the web browser, from the page on which I am CURRENTLY WATCHING it. Even though it has the wrong title. Sigh.


John Muoio - over 2 years ago
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Well, I added the Vimeo link (which don't usually work as well as YouTube) from the post below and it actually seems to be working for now.


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Truly, this must be the dumbest protagonist I have ever had the dubious pleasure of yelling at throughout the course of a film. At least he sets the bar low early on when, for no reason whatsoever, he lies about deliberately purchasing a dress in the wrong size for his wife. This sets the stage for an impressively consistent habit of lying when he stands to gain nothing and telling the truth when he stands to lose tremendously.

Later, David finds himself in a situation where his captors have turned on one another and become thoroughly distracted by the fact that one of them is wounded, and he sees this as the perfect opportunity to put down his weapon, move as far away from a phone as possible, and casually guide the antagonists to a washroom.

The idiotic decisions build upon one another until he makes the most unforgivable mistake of them all when he makes the conscious decision to NOT screw Ann Margaret in Tijuana. God help me, even if I had somehow blundered my way through all the catastrophic errors that this imbecile makes, if I made it to the point at which they ditch Buck and Grant, I would absolutely take advantage of the sexy lunatic's newfound sense of freedom.


Thomas J. Hikeeba! - over 2 years ago
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More like "Kitten With a Wimp."


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Josh Armbrust - almost 3 years ago
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Not sure why this dropped off the site, but I went ahead a uploaded a new copy.


Atom Manhattan - almost 4 years ago
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If this film does not contain a kitten suffering fools Indiana Jones-style, I am going to be one disappointed guy...because based on title alone this flick sounds awesome.


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Ugh. This episode never fails to make my skin crawl in a way that something like Squirm never could. Yeah, yeah. The pretty girl drifter holds all the trumps and the big, politically connected grownup rich man is just a helpless victim of circumstance. Boo hoo hoo. Now, where'd I leave that book of ipecac recipes from Season 3...?


James GreyWolf - about 3 years ago
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I really wish they would drop the Joel piece and add on Mathew's copy of Kitten,


James GreyWolf - over 3 years ago
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This movie played about a month ago for me. Now it is blocked? Come on.


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"Dear Mike, crow, jipsee, Tow Servo and canbot. I am sevin yeerz old and I luv yer show. I wach it everyday. My faverit gue is crow. I wish he cood come...."
Seven year-old, or average commenter on YouTube?


Scott A. Taylor - almost 4 years ago
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Eck! .. Women like this make me glad I'm gay ... Grrr .. needs a f**king slap!


Alyssa Who Will Not Be Named - over 4 years ago
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I think the film is one I could watch on it's own without cringing at it on it's own merit. The cringe factor is in the uncomfortable situations. I do like seeing a politician in this much hot water but her hipster friends who show up make my skin crawl. I love watching Ann Margaret curl her lip tho...wonder who taught her that? :wiggles eyebrows:


RevJoan - over 4 years ago
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caution: this movie causes anxiety


Robert Brown - over 3 years ago
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This movie dares you to watch it. Last stop on my trip through my unfinished episodes, and I must admit still unfinished. I made it through the kitten in the hexfield skit, then cheated by skipping through to the end, a minute here, a minute there. If the riffs had been over the top awesome, this might be worth watching all the way through. The ending may be the most infuriating part of the movie. Basically, nothing that happens matters.

Well, that's easy to dispense with then.

Whoever wrote this thing needed help.


happyking - over 3 years ago
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Oh LORD I was right there with you, Crow, when they said Ann Margret's character died! YES! SWEET! YES! YES!


Sean Barry - over 3 years ago
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Ugh this is terrible, had to shut it off after 30 mins.


judging by the cover
Sean Barry - over 3 years ago
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Well based on the title, I'm guessing this movie is either about a dominatrix, or a crime-fighting cat. Time to find out...


Connor Taylor - almost 6 years ago
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Mike looks great in drag!


EAG46 - about 5 years ago
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I showed the un-MST3K version to some friends. When Midge "cut out" we all cheered.


Stereo Catz - almost 5 years ago
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Seeing as the brachial artery runs along the inside of the radius I find it very unlikely that he was in any danger of dying from a cut to the outside of the arm.


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00:34:32 - You had the best in-house manicurist that any reform school girl could wish for, and you threw it all away, Jody!


Realistic Action Batch - about 4 years ago
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Ann-Margret is one of the most gorgeous women I have seen in my life, but the overacting is almost too much for me. Even knowing that's part of the reason this movie was picked for the show it's hard to take.


Clyde Rysdale - about 4 years ago
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Based on the title I was hoping the movie would be one of two things:
1. A literal interpretation of the title
2. A missing Fritz The Cat movie.


Scott Davis - over 4 years ago
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It's a good episode, but the whole situation that the kitten with a whip/and friends have placed John Forsyth is silly.


Mike Carmona - over 4 years ago
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Is it wrong for me to have hoped that kitten and every one of her lousy friends would have been tortured Johnny-Depp-in-Once-Upon-A-Time-In-Mexico style by fugitives in the end? Cuz I'm not feeling all that satisfied with the "all the bad guys died" cheese I was offered.


Fredrick Stafford - almost 5 years ago
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I understand of the recently announced casting for the remake of this movie only John Forsythe will reprise his role. And even though he has been deceased for several years they still feel he can capture most of the “intensity” of his original performance.


Stereo Catz - almost 5 years ago
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Under rated episode. pretty funny.


Stereo Catz - almost 5 years ago
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The year is 1994 and Mike Nelson destroys a seven year old child somewhere in America.


Josh Lane - almost 5 years ago
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Jeff Dunham mentioned and nobody said anything? Oh wait...I just did....CRAP!!!


John Harms - about 5 years ago
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At 1:12:01, why isn't he squealing tires to get outta there?!


EAG46 - almost 6 years ago
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Poor John Forsyth.