616 - Racket Girls
|Short - Are You Ready for Marriage?:|
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"I can do anything I please." Maybe I'll protract this scene a little longer.
Music? Why here? Why now? WHY US?
Ukraina, my bitter homeland! Your strip mines, your big reactors...!
No wonder people went nuts over The Beatles! This was all there was!
That's Clare's wrestling name; her real name is "Savage Venus".
Two dominant maie women fight for supremacy!
"Screen Classics"? We'll decide if it's a screen classic, alright?
Women on the verge of a three-point take-down.
Sir, have you seen anyone who may have tampered with ladies' wrestling?
These shots were rejected from "Monster A Go-Go"!
Ha, ha! Must be the same magic bullet that got Connolly!
This is Quentin Tarantino's most shocking film!
OK, people, we've completely lost the lights... LET'S ROLL FILM!
That's for makin' this scene go on so long!
Y'know, I don't much like the new Star Search category!
Did you know George Will reveres this sport?
My loins will never stir again!
Y'know, Peaches has a fresh, natural stupidness that isn't forced or contrived...!
I'm being turned on by a woman who is long dead!
This film awakened Eleanor Roosevelt's sexuality!
It's like a stag film produced by the League Of Women Voters!
I'd rather see Golda Meir in that getup!
Is that Playskool's "My First Desk"?
OK, the victor will drag half of the loser back to her back porch and present it to her owner!
OK, ladies, no spraying!
Same seats... so we don't have to shoot anymore footage...!
Quick, Joe! Think of something cute and ethnic!
Did the idea of location scouting ever come up?
Location scout had his hands full, didn't he?
Y'know, I can't believe how small Mr. Big is!
Hi, we're here to do "Greater Tuna"!
Yes, it's the annual Running Of The Breasts!
Where's Benny Hill when you need him, huh?
Y'know, when Ed Wood saw this, it was like when Truffaut saw "Citizen Kane"!
Ooohhh, she moves fast for a lineman!
Meanwhile, Audrey Hepburn was making "Roman Holiday"!
I believe this is NOT GRATUITOUS!
This was back when undergarments had NO erotic appeal!
I never saw my grandma naked, but... this'll do!
This could make K.D. Lang hetero!
Scenes cut from "The Turning Point"...
I prefer the traditional "Hamlet"...
I saw this match on Lifetime...
Remember when Bobby Riggs wrestled Billie Jean King?
I knew that when baseball went on strike, other sports would take over!
Some guys are so ugly they HAVE to become thugs!
C'mon, get some Jello, or oil, or mud, or something...!
-Is this The Thrilla In Manilla?
-No, it's more like The Snooze In Santa Cruz!
I'd say the DAR fundraiser is going quite well!
By the way, the referee is Charlie Watts...
Looks like just another day at Madonna's house...
Ironically...well, actually, there is no irony.
This director has out Wooded Ed Wood!
"You have to wonder what the rejected footage looked like." "What rejected footage?"
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