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622 - Angels' Revenge



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Is that really their name????
Phil Anderson - 2 months ago
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Starring PAT BUTTRAM!


Zachariah Durr - over 4 years ago
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The Teacher Angel is possibly the WORST actor in any MST3K film.


Tiffany Delahunt - over 2 years ago
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The SOL crew predicted Bruce Jenner's transformation in the closing credits....whooooaaaa.


Midget Penguin - 6 months ago
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They've watched some horrible movies before but for me this one takes the cake. It was sooooo boring and even the Riffs were a bit of a let down.

One of the worst eps for myself.


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'Shine your Love' is the worst song in any MST3K movie.


ManDance! '92 - over 1 year ago
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The director of photography is Dean Cundy! Of Jurassic Park!!!


Kimono Dragon - almost 5 years ago
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Did Jim Backus, Alan Hale, Jack Palance, Arthur Godfrey & Peter Lawford ALL file bankruptcy in 1979? Backus & Hale tried to get Tina Louise for this compost heap, but even SHE had standards!


Tiffany Delahunt - over 4 years ago
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Oooooh, this hilariously bad movie must be so embarrassing for so many- Jim Backus, Alan Hale, Peter Lawford. Atrocious acting and dialog, terrible but still somehow funny racial and gender stereotypes. Gratuitous boob-jiggling. The riffs fly fast and frequently. Loved it


Valerie Godwin - about 3 years ago
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So even tho they have the money they STEAL weapons. Oh yeah, they are so much better than the people they're going after. Self righteous hypocrisy, gotta love it.


Last of the Wild Ponies - over 2 years ago
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Jim Backus' performance was so shameful, it isn't even mentioned on his Wikipedia page.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Backus


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Watched this one with my bf and a friend tonight. My friend had the frightening realization that this movie passes the Bechdel test.

Um...Girl power?


Thrillhoser - about 1 year ago
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At around 3:50, Frank references the Duck Factory. An old, short lived, Jim Carey tv sitcom.


Gas prices
Rosebud - about 1 year ago
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69 cents for premium, 63 for regular (leaded probably). @48:49.


fleshdunce - over 2 years ago
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at 47:51, Crow 'blows on' one of ladies' bare midriffs with a delicate little squeaking noise; I love it


It is a puzzlement....
Mitchell - about 2 years ago
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Why is the Asian girl demonstrating sword moves to a class of students who have no swords?


Thrillhoser - about 1 year ago
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My academic advisor created the movie poster for this turkey! Or, one of the Angel series posters. hell, it was years ago! I'm lucky I even remember that far back.


S.A. Nathe - over 1 year ago
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to quote Jay Sherman:
"It Stinks!!"


S.A. Nathe - over 1 year ago
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Marjoe Gortner riff!!!

Nope, not him, but he IS in "VIVA KNIEVEL!!" a Rifftrax riffed 70s romp


S.A. Nathe - over 1 year ago
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"Doughy has-been!"


Mitchell - over 4 years ago
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Are there really attractive adult women whose lack of brainpower is only exceeded by their bountiful boobage? And where can I find them?!


The T&A Team
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This (I just noticed in the titles) is part of the Greydon Clark contribution to MST3k (The trifecta of 'Angel's Revenge', 'Final Justice', and 'Hobgoblins'). I'm sure this one was the most fun to cast......


Snuffy Wuffykiss - about 2 years ago
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Homicidal Soccer Moms vs. Retarded Criminals!


Look Polish - over 2 years ago
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No joke at "Pat Buttram" in the opening credits? Too bad.


Mike Carmona - over 3 years ago
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An asian wearing a large amulet... Guys, I think we finally found Master Ninja's long-lost daughter. Wonder what he'd have to say about her joining Charlie's Ang...The Doll Squ...Fox Force Fi...eh, THIS troupe?


Scott A. Taylor - over 3 years ago
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Not sure I would trust this bunch to order a coffee and successfully add milk and sugar to it without screwing it up. Wow .. I mean Tor Johnson could out act these bunch .. admittedly not quite as attractive :P The incredible amounts of shit acting make this film EXTREMELY difficult to watch.

I guess this episode is even more difficult to watch if you're gay :P, cos then the crap acting stands out even more than usual.

And which 10 year old did they get to do the music score! Whoever wrote this crap, YOU SUCK!


Robert Brown - over 4 years ago
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God how I love this shrine to eighth-grade boys!

Perhaps the most watchable movie they ever mocked, this jiggle fest is intensely stupid and strangely compelling. Or perhaps I gave up long ago and looked at the breasts. For my money, this also has the densest high-octane riffage of any MST ep. A rollicking good time, we always showed n00bs this one first. ("Mitchell" second.)

This episode is inexplicably underappreciated. Can I get a smiley?

Now suddenly I'm thirsty for a seven.


John D'oh - over 4 years ago
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'Starring Pat Buttram'?!? Boy, I bet the kids where merciless to him at school


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I love this episode but this movie enrages me more than just about any other flick they featured. It makes me want to write a long rant about vigilantism, feminism and comedy in media. But I won't subject anyone to the leftover vitriol from my time in college.


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What tha'...? What's with these friggin' Hanna-Barbera fight sound effex? Auugggghhhh, the movie, it burns...!


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Jeezus, this is some of the worst acting I've ever seen -- even for a cheap '70s knock off of another cheap '70s "jiggle" show -- and, of course, this it what's making it awesome.


Mitchell - about 2 years ago
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I gotta think that a motorcycle with machine guns mounted so they can only shoot whatever you front tire is pointed at is going to prove pretty useless.


And the Award goes to....
Mitchell - about 2 years ago
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You know, the best acting in this film by far is from the extras who respond enthusiastically to that "Shine Your Love On Me" song.


Mitchell - about 2 years ago
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Wait a sec-
In the opening sequence, if the girls by the van can see what the blond is doing (as the editing clearly suggests) then the guy in the guard tower should have a clear view of them!


Alex Stefanic - over 5 years ago
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Moral of the story: Don't do drugs, or a bunch of bimbos will chop your doodle off.


Stereo Catz - over 4 years ago
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Maybe they explained this but I’ll just throw it out there. Why not just inform the police?


John S - over 4 years ago
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I like the 'moment of suspense' during the 'thumbs up, thumbs down' vote...waiting to see how the sixth woman would vote...after plainly seeing that the outcome had already been decided by the first five voting with a 'thumbs up'. Simply brilliant.


Stephen A Nathe - over 3 years ago
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this really should've been more softcore-porn'y.....

am i the only one??


Elisa Farrington - about 4 years ago
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Crow's Chocolate Jones and the Temple of Funk didn't get off the ground but he looks decent in a fro.


Classicats - almost 5 years ago
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Surprised they didn't make a Sunset Boulevard reference when he was floating in the pool at the end.


Bruce Box-Liker - over 4 years ago
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This movie starts off by showing the bad guy get beaten and robbed by a child, and at no point after this could the protagonists hope to be less horrible than the antagonists.


happyking - over 3 years ago
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Servo references my favorite Zappa song around 0:58:40, I'd never caught that 'til now!


James GreyWolf - about 3 years ago
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Others may have discussed this, but I have to say something. I wish to discuss the "subtlety" of the outfits they ware to attack the manufacturing plant. I mean, really, if you are going to raid a place out in the country guarded by armed men waring PURE WHITE OUTFITS? To say that they stand out like a sore thumb is a vast understatement. It is more like they stand out like Newt Gingrich at a Black Panther meeting. Why they are not wiped out in the first 5 seconds of their attack is beyond me. Gimme a break.


Last of the Wild Ponies - over 2 years ago
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29:46 Phil Collins on camera duty.


Phil Carstens - over 3 years ago
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FYI: I would star in a movie like this if they paid me in scotch.


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In the opening segment, is Dr. F wearing a fake mustache over his real mustache, and if so, what do I think about this? Hm....


Robert Brown - almost 3 years ago
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The first ten minutes of this movie are the funniest ten minutes in the MST canon...er, turd gun.


Diane - aka Starbreeze - almost 3 years ago
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I love Ambrosia!


Look Polish - over 3 years ago
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The fight scene sound effects are incredible.


Fancy Pantserton - almost 3 years ago
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Shine your love makes me want to take a sledge hammer to my walls until I find the load barer.


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Her name is Keiko Yumaro (Yumaru?) and she's from Vietnam? Not Japan, with the Japanese name?


Stephen A Nathe - almost 3 years ago
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y'know, for a Jack Palance movie there's a surprising lack of buffalo shots in this


NS - over 3 years ago
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A masculist fantasy should
Show the things a men's magazine would:
Air your castration fears,
Watch the girls shake their rears,
And see cars get blowed up real good.


Jhef Rehak - over 5 years ago
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Keiko totally has a wardrobe malfunction towards the end


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I would give this awful film a D. Or maybe a DD. Could be a C+


Leslie Doesn't Get You - over 3 years ago
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Not to be picky or anything (okay, yes. To be picky.) but the 105 freeway wasn't built until 1993. However, had the movie been set in the 90s, I would agree, the 105 would totally be faster. :)


Lee Crook - over 3 years ago
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Great, I'm going to have "Bolero" stuck in my head all day....


Stereo Catz - over 3 years ago
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You know what I think it was this movie needed? More aging Gilligan's Island cast members.


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Anybody notice that the 'mounted turret gun' on the van was an un-mounted AR 15 with .50 caliber foley? Movies is *magic*!


suzy lux - almost 4 years ago
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just cut to the middle of the movie to see the atmosphere of it and whatever and it's already 1000x better than pretty much 99% of movies out there today featuring more than one female character in them. One of the chicks has a heatha graham/kate-hudson-in-almost-famous aura, I mean you have to love this ALREADY.


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We're aaaaah-dic--ted kiiiiids, a mil---lion strooooong ...
aaaand grooooow--ing!!


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Nope, nope, can't do it. I can't get through this. It's 'The Wild World of Batwoman' all over again, but without as much camp. Maybe I'll get through this on a different day but for now...


Emily Nelson - almost 4 years ago
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Sigh....I miss my brain. It fell into the many, MANY gaping plot holes of this STUPID movie, and I fear I may never see it again...


Phil Carstens - about 4 years ago
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"Oh, oh, I know I have, wait, oh, I know I have it, wait, here it is."

Every time she does that I want to hurt something.


Michael Sullivan - about 4 years ago
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This was a sort of dumb fun romp right up until a man's genitals get chopped off by our heroes and then a drug lord shoots a teenaged girl. The 70's were weird.


Elisa Farrington - about 4 years ago
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"By this time my lungs were aching for...booze." I was so glad to hear this old riff; every time there is an under water scene I think of it. I have noticed that this series has stopped using a lot of the oldies like I'm bitter!, McCloud!, Kitty! and Rickyyyy! And with all the Martial arts in this movie there wasn't a single Hikeeba! or Gymkana! i must admit I was getting sick of some of them, but now I come to expect them!


Elisa Farrington - about 4 years ago
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Why is Frank wearing a left-handed mitt? Is it because he is EVIL? ....no. They are just sticklers for detail and Tug McGraw was left-handed. Oh well.


Jerome Montgomery II - over 4 years ago
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I wonder if Aaron Spelling ever sued these people.


Childe Harold - over 4 years ago
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Can I just complain that Keiko Yumaro is a Japanese name? And karate is a Japanese martial art?? Therefore what the heck was she doing in Vietnam, and in the 70s to boot?


Rhys Patterson - over 4 years ago
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Okay there is not a single cameo in this thing from a male who is not playing someone either; replusive, disgusting, pigheaded, sexistist, creepy, perverted, or just generally looks greasy enough to cause an oil slick. Well except for Allen hale jr, but he is playing a 70's agent so really it still applies


Mike Carmona - over 4 years ago
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I wonder if those karate kids only heard ::jiggle jiggle jiggle:: among the flurry of screeches.


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What surprises me is the total lack of riffs referencing the Eagles' "Hotel California" in the final climactic battle scene at Lawford's mansion. I could identify at least half a dozen points where they could've thrown in a little "...last thing I remember, I was runnin' for the door..." or "you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave...!"


Fredrick Stafford - over 4 years ago
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Which do you think was greater: the number of Scotch & Soda’s Peter Lawford needed before each of his scenes OR the number of times the director needed to see the girls in his private office for “costume fittings?”


Jerome Montgomery II - over 4 years ago
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They look like the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders in the 70s


Leslie Doesn't Get You - over 5 years ago
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I'm torn. For my favorite episode, it's now a tie between this and Racket Girls. Interesting that my two favorites involve constant shots of scantily clad women. Hmm...


Gal Dagon - over 5 years ago
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OK, Am I supposed to infer from the voting scene that one of them wanted the pusher dead, or that one of them didn't understand the rules?


Classicats - almost 5 years ago
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Ohhhhhh, I thought "please tell me they're kidding" when they said Peter Lawford. The great-looking man who was in Little Women, Easter Parade with Judy Garland, Ocean's 11, and was a member of the rat pack was in THIS dump of a movie?!?!?!?


Paige McKee - almost 5 years ago
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The best SFX is when the girls are tonguing the guy's ear and you hear a woodpecker. Mmm hurmm. Subtle.


Kelly Slane - about 5 years ago
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Just realized that the model when she said "The pleasure will be all mine, I'm sure" - its scarily close to "Mutual, I'm sure!" from White Christmas. Granted, it does make a little more sense here, but same air-headedness in both cases I feel.


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I'm so digging the suspenseful music for the watchtower fight scene.


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Y'know, when I first read the synopsis for this one, I wasn't holding out much hope... but I'm already starting to dig it, and not just because of all the "thrusting".


Robert Ferguson - about 5 years ago
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Servo got his bell rung....


NS - over 5 years ago
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Apparently this is where Bill Corbett signed on as an assistant writer. So he wasn't completely new to the show when he became the new Crow-wrangler (though he was new to puppetry).


Victoria Mayer - over 5 years ago
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This episode is way under rated.


Leslie Doesn't Get You - over 5 years ago
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Ok, it's official, this is my favorite episode. The riffs are just nonstop hilarity.