802 - The Leech Woman
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"I'm waiting for a phone call" "From Terry?" Sustained....
"Looks like they're working themselves up for something."
"Maybe WE'RE the something."
"You don't know how right you are..."
...I see a huge jar of Mrs. Dash.
"For a man, old age has rewards..."
...shiny, purple shins.
"We've got company."
It's the Mertzes.
Lyin' in a pool of her own pineal...!
It's a receipt for a canoe paddle, stupid!
Oh, that'll be the trampoline rental place...
When two girls fight, who wins? The American viewing public!
What is that, Dick Butkis on there?
Are you ok? How many fingers of scotch am I holding up?
Boy are they in Africa.
Hey, Old Malla and Young Malla were different!
She missed the cement pond!
Well, that's what happens when you buy Sure-Fine Pineal Juice!
She could survive re-entry in that dress!
William Conrad was once stuck to that chair...
It's the Fifties! Why am I explaining things to a woman? Get in the car!
He makes a real good straight vodka...!
Stay in front of your hair, charge your hair, be aggressive, c'mon...!
"Give me the leather pouch!"
-You ARE the leather pouch!
Typical British reaction -- throw dynamite at the problem!
They're getting your Tang?
M-80s, man, got 'em in Wisconsin!
So long, mincing man-pig character, you were enjoyed!
Paul Simon's backyard barbecues are gettin' outta' hand...
He's got an Area Rug, look!
...and don't you dare lift up a tent flap and escape!
Wouldn't it be great if you were kidnapped by an African tribe, and they brought beer... really GOOD beer?
Why, that's our scene over there! What are we doing HERE?
Let's see... I reach speeds of 70, she goes 3 miles an hour, and I can't catch her!
Translated, means: "Can't run from ugly!"
Tonight, we ride mini-bikes and throw hard candy...!
Well, the lion does not sleep TONIGHT, I'm tellin' ya that...!
Well, we'd better camp here for the night; the next stock footage is eighteen miles away!
-Out Of Africa!
-No, there's more in the trunk!
Now, get your orthopedic shoes on, we're going out for pudding!
The bar? Are we there yet...? Bwuaauugghh...!
-Here, open wide, Dino!
-Why, thank you very much!
Sorry, I was going to get you a drink, but I got held up over by the bar!
Hey, look, she has an original Ray Kroc on the wall!
I'm gonna put on a dashiki and blow your mind!
She looks like she backed up over her own hair!
Y'know, if old women give him the creeps, then maybe he shouldn't have gone into oldwomanology!
But, everyone's in my dreams of blood, so it's not that big a deal!
Prepare a vodka poultice for our next patient...
And now, a moment of silence for booze gone by...
I'd like to announce the engagement of me and Johnnie Walker!
Schedule an ermine removal with the receptionist...!
Here's two bucks, baby, 'cause that's all you're worth!
Still not my line... do not act...!
That's the runway for the Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport in a couple of years...
Wow, there's a lotta hair in the gate...
Huh, I'm gonna spit in the ocean...!