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808 - The She-Creature



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Zeitgeist Meister - about 1 month ago

It's Professor Wagstaff. Firefly was "your Excellency!", as nondescript leader of Freedonia.


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Why were the beach scenes shot with vaseline all over the camera lenses?


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S.A. Nathe - 4 months ago

Pronto Pups!!!
as a native Portland'er, it's one of fave riff'rences--thanks Mike!

in case you were wondering:
http://www.prontopup.net/pages/Our-History-.html


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S.A. Nathe - 4 months ago

SOOOOOO much black and white at the start of 8th season..
most are decent, good riffs at least, but still....by the time Giant Spider Invasion hits, i'm so grateful for color movies, even if it is Giant freakin Spider Invasion...


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Funky The Monkey - 6 months ago

That's the last time Bobo tries to fix a tire above a planet. One hell of a drop.


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Funky The Monkey - 6 months ago

Other good teachers for not acting would be John Agar, Keanu, Adam Sandler, and that girl from Twilight. All know a thing or two about looking like an oil painting than actors.


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Funky The Monkey - 6 months ago

And Mike smokes another planet. Puts the Galactic Empire and DBZ villains from the first two seasons to shame. Mike is so bad, he just looks and talks to a planet and it blows up. Beware the terror of the galaxy that is...Mike Nelson.


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Kein Namens - 7 months ago

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kitkate391 - 7 months ago

I would LOVE to chat here, but I CAN'T GET IN !!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!


Underrated
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Jeffrey Jones - 8 months ago

Logged in to give it another laugh. It deserves about 100 more. That is all. Sleep?


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Taiters - 8 months ago

my boat...


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Krankor - 9 months ago

Mike and bots kept me from going TO SLEEEEEEP !!!!!


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Tim Hall - 11 months ago

Ray Dennis Steckler subletted Carlo Lombardi's place for TISCWSLABMUZ.


Endorsed by KING the Dog.
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Dragon my Tail 2day - about 1 year ago

I have the suspicion the "Drunkard Fiance" is the "Doctor" (..heart made up of a single cell....... [Well we were warned by Busch of the Canadian health care system ^_^]). Anyone agree ? About the actor not Canada's Health System....


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ManDance! '92 - over 1 year ago

That burp! Medium-sized, perfectly timed on the approach with just the right lead up body language on screen. Catches me off guard every time. Biggest laughs a burp has ever gotten out of me.


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Snuffy Wuffykiss - almost 2 years ago

I hate when film makers try to make sweet lovable dogs look like vicious beasts. King is the cutest guy on screen since the doberman from Manos, and the puppies with bath mats glued to them in Killer Shrews.


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Teri Gee - almost 2 years ago

This episode isn't my favorite, but the line that gets me every. single. time. is right at the end. "Who was that lethargic, lunk-headed stranger?" Something about the way Mike says and the timing is so great. A perfect combination of riff and visuals. It's like my favorite line in Laserblast (also at the end of said episode). "Ecuadorian bat boy found alive in cave." I laugh just thinking about it.


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Jane Sproul - about 2 years ago

"Put them back on."

You MONSTER! At least be honest and just tell the spirit to poke his eyes out. Having other people put your glasses on is a recipe for disaster.


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Jane Sproul - over 2 years ago

Our 'hero' is such a pathetic weeny.

I know that happens a lot with this show, but what a tower of Jello.


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Jane Sproul - over 2 years ago

Having worked at my state fair for years, I love all the jokes about the carnival being disgusting.


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Last of the Wild Ponies - over 2 years ago

12:34 Hey, look! It's Diedrich Bader!


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Alex Flores - over 2 years ago

"...in the flesh"

So you thought you might like to go to the show!


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BrainiacsDaughter - over 2 years ago

Was there just a blip in my youtube, or was Pearl edited in her little speech at the end? I can't make out what she calls the SOL crew.


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Nicholas ! - over 2 years ago

This movie is basically about a bad experience renting a room out


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Krankor - over 2 years ago

..ah Don Corneleus isn't dead .................. he has only transfooooooormed !


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Krankor - over 2 years ago

Now having the butler's bow tie fly off because the dog barks is really thinking out of the box !


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HypnoHelioStaticStasis - over 2 years ago

"Go ahead, Mike, tickle him."


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Crypto Dentist - almost 3 years ago

You know, I think the middle host segment sums up what the Brains thought of Sci-Fi's demands for a "story." And my feelings, too, and probably lots of others :)


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TANKK 3000 - almost 3 years ago

Lmao, sorry mike, you said brooklyn cali.... But you should have said Coney islandcali.....the wonder wheel gave it away.


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TANKK 3000 - almost 3 years ago

The mother at the start looks like a young mrs doubtfire.


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Valerie Godwin - almost 3 years ago

Ok, call me crazy but, I like Lance's character. He's the only one who's open minded and seems to have integrity. Seriously. Listen to the conversations (if you can hear them. They do mumble ...a lot) The acting was not that great but it was better than the other people's. The 2 funniest things are the mumbling and when he tells the cops to start shooting at nothing AND THEY DO.


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The humanity - almost 3 years ago

I could do without the Pearl outtro. Just not as funny as Dr.Forrester and TV's Frank.


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The humanity - almost 3 years ago

Lance Fuller - aka "Brack" from "This Island Earth"?


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The humanity - almost 3 years ago

Ugh, the mumbling guys voice is grating


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Jane Sproul - about 3 years ago

...I wasn't expecting much, but WORST COCKNEY EVER. Jesus.


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Jane Sproul - about 3 years ago

So, this terrifying creature is a cavewoman? I mean, I'm sure those ladies could and would straight-up kill a fool, but they'd just die if you shot them.

...And of course, since it's actually some kind of monster, I have a more pressing question: why did we evolve into anything else?


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Stephen A Nathe - about 3 years ago

"...Yes, I am Beer-Evelyn-Ping-You-Day!"


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Shaun Kunz - over 3 years ago

Wow. Sweet mime act, Pearl.


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Filthy Repulsive Anteater - over 3 years ago

Was there some kind of "creepy sleazebag performer" genre that I didn't know about? Because between this and Devil Doll there seems to have been some kind of audience these filmmakers thought they saw.


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Teri Gee - over 3 years ago

The riffs on that whole last scene between the non actor (Lance? Ted? Whatever) and Andrea had me weeping with laughter. It's like they wanted to make sure everyone knew how ridiculous the story was just before it ended. Excellent.


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Brian Peter Vandenbroek - over 3 years ago

Is it weird that I want a "Tickle Me Lombardi" doll?
Please tell me it isn't weird.


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The Rice Psychiatrist - almost 4 years ago

(0:53:12) Mike: "And I'm my own grandpa!"
Pre-Futurama self-grandfathering.


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Kenshin Chan - almost 4 years ago

At 1:09:15, when Mike is trying not to act, he's doing a horrible job of it. Good for him for not being able to not act. Haha


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Elisa Farrington - almost 4 years ago

@1:28:03 you can see the bobble head on the dash when they zoom in on Pearl. Who is it?


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Elisa Farrington - almost 4 years ago

"She used a little too much eye-lash glue." So many riffs based on visual interpretation of the characters' appearance in this one. I giggled all the way through it. But pot roast for breakfast?


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Steve Hayes - almost 4 years ago

"They killed Savage Pier!"


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Matt - almost 4 years ago

Not really a riff (so its here) - love this part: "To infinity and - "SHH! Disney...lawsuit..." - and du uh some other places!"


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B RYE the MST3K Guy - about 4 years ago

just ordered the "No Acting" book from Amazon....hollyweird here i come


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Joseph Ewing - about 4 years ago

Hey, is the drunk guy who walks up at 37:13 the detective from Human Duplicators?


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Mike Carmona - about 4 years ago

This flick induces--SLEEEP!


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Every male in this movie, without exception, comes across as a sleazy serial killer in the making.* Was that deliberate, Movie Makers? Was it not enough to make a movie that's essentially free advertising for necrophilia? No, you had to recruit all your "actors" from the back rows of adult movie theaters, too. [reaches through time and space and groin-punches all "creators" involved]

*Okay, not quite. King the Dog seems like a decent sort. If I saw him coming towards me on the street I probably wouldn't reach for the mace.


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starman 76 - over 4 years ago

if I could just throw up I'd feel better


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Michael S - over 4 years ago

Federal Witness Seduction Program? Where do I sign up!?


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Childe Harold - over 4 years ago

I'll be darned if that isn't Prince Charles


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Stereo Catz - over 4 years ago

Kept looking for a Building Code Under Fire in this one but didn't see it.
There was a nice New Petitions Against Tax in there though.


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Stereo Catz - over 4 years ago

Nothing is more terrifying than the fact that this movie got re-made.


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Fredrick Stafford - over 4 years ago

This past Valentine’s Day, to save a little cash, instead of one of those pricey Vermont Teddy Bear’s I got my girlfriend a Tickle Me Carlo Lombardi Doll. Long story short, I’m available girls!


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Casey Gaither - over 4 years ago

I love it when Tom won't stop making fish puns at the beginning. I mean, I hate puns, but he's just enjoying himself so much. ^,,,^


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Edmund Wolfe - over 4 years ago

"I'm trapped in this force field..."
I didn't know Perl was a mime too... she truly IS evil!


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Robert Ferguson - almost 5 years ago

24:47, HOW on earth, does that guys' tie fly OFF ?
Yum - pin Yim - many Sven...


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Kimono Dragon - almost 5 years ago

No plot, bad script, lame acting, and the best riffs. The epitome of MST3K! I showed this to a friend. It's like when Tim Busfield finally saw the ball players in Field of Dreams. He no longer thinks I'm crazy for loving MST3K.


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Jason Edwards - about 5 years ago

"Well I can certainly see how ... SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEPP!"


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Jason Edwards - about 5 years ago

"Hey Steve, Mr Nelson wants a Number 7."

"Oh, yeah that should...hey, what's a Number 7?"

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Gal Dagon - about 5 years ago

The Nanites are the ultimate Deus Ex Machina.


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Reconst - about 5 years ago

When it said "Produced by Alex Gordon" against the backdrop of the ocean, I immediately thought of the Gordon's Fisherman. Is that bad?


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Y'know, now that I think of it, every sci-fi story I can think of with a Destroyer Of Worlds in it, the Destroyer Of Worlds is always this psychotic, evil, scheming genius. The host segment "story arc" here gives me an idea: how about a sci-fi story in which the Destroyer Of Worlds is this bumbling, mistake-prone, average bonehead astronaut who destroys worlds by accident, but ends up getting a reputation for being an evil, scheming, psychotic genius Destroyer Of Worlds, and it's discovered he's just a bumbling, mistake-prone bonehead astronaut -- and hilarity ensues.

Any properly-trained narrative writers out there...?


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David Crass - about 5 years ago

"Yeah, and I made him sticky so he's even more fun!"

Crow's delivery in the Tickle Me Carlo Lombardi skit is what really makes it.


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Alex Stefanic - over 5 years ago

Tickle Me Carlo Lombardi may be the creepiest thing in the history of ever.


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RevJoan - over 5 years ago

"Who's little diaper needs a good little change? It's Tickle Me Carlo Lombardi"


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NS - over 5 years ago

I watched this movie three times and I still have no idea what's going on.