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809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf



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Mugh Hungus - about 1 month ago
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If some troll blasted a horn in my ear I'd clobber him too


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Mec Forte - about 1 month ago
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this show is hilarious


Tom in the vent
Josh Williams Kupec - over 1 year ago
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I just noticed that you hear footsteps from Servo when he is inside the vent. I guess that this just reinforces the fact that while he might not have feet, he does have footsteps


S.A. Nathe - 8 months ago
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meh...."teenage werewolf" ain't got nuthin' on "Warwilf"...


Jane Sproul - 5 months ago
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I feel so bad for the guy Tony is fighting with in the beginning, jeez. I almost always identify with the angry malcontent, but Tony really is just a dick. O.o


Funky The Monkey - 10 months ago
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Hay it's Lumpy in his teen years! Lumpy from the Star Wars Holiday Special.


Gender Neutral Mushroom Child - about 1 year ago
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Well, movie, if we evolved from werewolves, WHY ARE THERE STILL WEREWOLVES, HUH? Checkmate, science.


Jeffrey Jones - about 1 year ago
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Forgot how good this one was. Endless dog jokes and riffs on Landon's TV shows. Logged in to add a laugh and had to comment.


Stereo Catz - almost 5 years ago
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Okay, this is at least the third episode with a newspaper with and article reading Building Code Under Fire. Does all of Hollywood subscribe to the same fake newspaper?


Twilight Zone Venusian
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The detective at the beginning ("Hide behind jive talk", "People bug me, too") was the 3-eyed fry cook in that TZ about the waylayed bus-passengers....


Fredrick Stafford - over 4 years ago
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Disrespectful, sociopath, milk throwing bully gets some harmful injections and is then cut down in a hail of gunfire…yeah, ok, I’m good with that.


Ozzie Olin - about 2 years ago
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I went to see Reverend Horton Heat recently, and I completely spoiled the punchline to an anecdote he was telling about one of the band members. He brought up this movie, and I yelled out "MICHAEL LANDON!" because it was a raucous concert and I was already drunk. Turns out he was getting to the point that he and the band member used to watch this movie back in Texas and that the other band member had a striking resemblance to Michael Landon, who, he explained, was in the movie. I felt kinda bad about it, but, in my defense, I didn't know he was doing a bit.


Kiri T. Unicorn - over 4 years ago
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0:45:33- Hey, Tom's arms work!

...Insufficiently to control a fully-automatic machine pistol.


Brian E. Smith - about 4 years ago
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Still not sure why Mike pays up when Tom cries... it was longer than 30 seconds.

Mike, get your money back!!


Rock Harris - over 3 years ago
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And what did we learn today, kids?

That's right: Don't get a mental illness and go see a psychiatrist. Because then they'll turn you into a hideous monster and you will be shot down like a dog in the streets.

This movie has been brought to you by the Church of Scientology.


A Lush Cocktail Rescue - almost 2 years ago
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Depressing Dad is completely right about sometimes having to do things "the other fellow's way"; part of being an adult is knowing when to pick your battles. The riffing is funny, but I don't really think shutting the hell up and saving your anger for more important things is giving into despair.


Snuffy Wuffykiss - about 2 years ago
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People bug me too!


Regarding Scopolamine...
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Believe it or not, the film's pseudoscience isn't as far out there as you'd think. Although Mike and the Bots joke about scopolamine being a made up chemical, it actually exists. In reality, scopolamine is the platonic ideal (as in the perfect embodiment) of a date-rape drug. Scopolamine renders its victims into a highly suggestive state (without apparent detriment to their mental or physical faculties) for a period of hours, after which the victim's memory of the experience is completely wiped. It is the stuff of nightmares.

But to the point: although the doctor's experiment is ridiculous at nearly every level, the use of scopolamine to place our asshole protagonist into a hypnotic state is probably the part most grounded in sense.


Alex Stefanic - over 5 years ago
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So when did Hollywood decide that werewolves should look like actual wolves instead of monkey/pig things?


Jane Sproul - about 2 years ago
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Gee, I sure love Grandma Pearl's scary stories! =D


Scooter Atreides - about 5 years ago
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Hey! That's the same depressing single dad from High School Big Shot!


Stephen A Nathe - almost 4 years ago
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i love all of these 8th season eps, but i get SOOOOO tired of monochrome...!


Garrett Dryden - almost 4 years ago
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by far my favorite episode, best part is the build up not only by the crew,but the movie it self to the great milk throw in the kitchen. i think michael landon turns in his grave everytime this is watched


Last of the Wild Ponies - over 2 years ago
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And you know why he never came back?

...W-why?

BECAUSE HE DIIIIED!


Stephen A Nathe - almost 4 years ago
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older people complain about modern slang---i'm gonna complain back! with this movie, and all those ones in earlier seasons from the 50s/60s....what the HELL does half of that mean!?


Aaron Jeoffrey - almost 4 years ago
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Laugh here if your boss beefs at you.


Lisa Dowty - about 3 years ago
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"Now here's a map of the area (My area)"


The humanity - over 3 years ago
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The writing and riffing for the films gets so much better with Mike and crew, but I still find myself skipping the Pearl segments at the beginning because they just aren't funny.


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Whit Bissel's goal in this movie is eerily similar to the goals of William Hurt's character in Altered States.

One essential difference, though, is that Hurt's motivations seemed to make some sort of sense. The doctor in this movie makes it clear that he's motivated by a desire for fame and notoriety. Meaning... what? That he's planning on publishing a paper detailing his findings from that time when he experimented on an unwilling human test-subject, resulting in the deaths of three innocent teenagers? I don't think the standard mad scientist formula worked here.

"They said I was mad! But we'll see who's mad when I'm done killing indiscriminately!"


Mike Carmona - over 4 years ago
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At least this werewolf actually LOOKED like one (at least the movie monster version), as opposed to the manbearpig-bat thing in the god-awful Joe Estevez adaptation.


B RYE the MST3K Guy - over 3 years ago
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hey Frank "Lighting fires & masturbated""you my dog told me something fascinated today the blood of my victims will cleanse the Earth" ......beware of Frank


Elliott Lindamood - over 5 years ago
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you know some of these movies are so bad i can't watch them without the riffs. this however is actually quite cool. so cool in fact it was so cool the cramps wrote a song about it


Peter Trinidad Niederbrach - over 3 years ago
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Even in his last moments, he's still getting milk everywhere.


Gal Dagon - over 3 years ago
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Er, Servo's description in the opening sketch fits every single officer I've had to serve under.


Stephen A Nathe - almost 4 years ago
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1950s era white people shouldn't dance, sing, be werewolves, or be allowed to make crappy ass movies


Vince Giangiacomo - over 4 years ago
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After watching this you don't pepper in God's lo mein


Jaguar Wong Abides - about 4 years ago
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Disappointed they didn't do a Danger! Will Robinson!...Riff(unless i missed it?)


Jaguar Wong Abides - about 4 years ago
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interesting facts about Scopolamine{yes it's a real drug}...it's either a motion sickness medicine or, sadly, a powerful date rape drug in South America...


Clyde Rysdale - about 4 years ago
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Was doing some light reading with this one on in the background. Heard the music and thought to myself hey The Clash. What seemed instantaneous to me, Tom belts out 'London Calling'. This was promptly followed by a well deserved gut laugh.


Kim Spence Dean - over 4 years ago
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The father from "Lost in Space" is in this episode! I always had a bit of a crush on him. . .


Jaguar Wong Abides - about 4 years ago
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Proximity Detector from Daymark...LWOL!


Linda Televangelista - over 4 years ago
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There are so few laughs logged for this one, but there are some hidden gems here. I thought I was going to pee my pants with the world's most unflattering leotard line.


Joseph Ewing - over 4 years ago
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The most satisfying moment in movie history is when Michael Landon punches the wanna-be beatnik who thinks he's hip despite being a mid-western high school student in the fifties.


Jeremiah Boeninger - over 4 years ago
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That Doom door sound effect.


Jerome Montgomery II - over 4 years ago
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Teen Wolf 50s style


Frederick Jacob Luebker - over 4 years ago
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I hate counting crows. Thank you Mike.


John D'oh - over 4 years ago
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Love the 'Alien' and 'Aliens' subplot


Kimono Dragon - over 4 years ago
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Is this the only episode without a Wizard of Oz reference? This may be the one (and only) without "How 'bout a little fire, Scarecrow", or, "Poppies!" Don't get me wrong, I love Wizard of Oz. Just noticed this had no such riffs.


NS - over 4 years ago
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I just found out that this movie originally played as a double bill with Invasion Of the Saucer Men, which was later re-made by Larry Buchanan as (dun-dun-DUNNN) Attack Of the The Eye Creatures.


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My mom apparently saw this movie when it first came out. She's a big Michael Landon fan.


Edmund Wolfe - almost 5 years ago
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What? This one's still gone? Man, I'm not actually going to do anything about it but I will sit here in my little comment box and whine about it being missing!


Ajax (what's my name?) - almost 5 years ago
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I Was A Teenage Werewolf who was going to watch this, but it's still gone.