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810 - The Giant Spider Invasion



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S.A. Nathe - 2 days ago

color, beautiful, wonderful COLOR!!

oh, and....booo, this movie blows.....but STILL, a color movie!


Shout out to Oshkosh WI!
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Jesse Rhodes - about 1 month ago

"What about your brother? My Brother is an interior decorator in Oshkosh." My home town!


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Metrick Spann - about 2 months ago

Hey Spider, you got a ball hitch? Mine just busted.


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Funky The Monkey - 2 months ago

I heard about mini black holes in the Bermuda Triangle, But near a farm in Wisconsin? Why do these odd things normally happen in small towns in movies? An old question I know, but I live in small towns all my life. The most odd thing I seen in these places was...give me a minute...all I can think of is a dead possum in the engine of my niece's car. And it kept turning my garden into a salad too. Was going to hunt it down too. Her old car was a real piece of junk breaking down all the time, but it did something good there.


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WhiteyMan - 3 months ago

I just learned my Mom and Dad were extras during the planetarium scene for this bomb.


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Sir T - 3 months ago

Barbara Hale, who played the female scientist in this move (as well as the legal secretary to Perry Mason, her most famous role) died a few days ago, aged 92.


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Veklorr Vigorr - 3 months ago

Packers fans, the horrible truth ... **** you, Crow! >:(


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David Bowiescock - 7 months ago

Nitzer Ebb, Beck, The Bodines, and Violent Femmes all riffed in one ep. Geeks....or hipsters??


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Knox Harrington - 8 months ago

What I've never been able to figure out about this movie -- well, there are many things I can't figure out about this movie -- is what the whole thing with the preacher was about. Was Rabane trying to imply that this was some kind of divine judgment? That seems unlikely, since we get a scientific explanation for what happened, even if it makes no sense and involves a "gateway to hell." Was Rabane trying to get all artsy on us?


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Valerie Yanes - 10 months ago

I hope Earth has its diaphragm on


Bill and Hill
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Lauren Cook - 10 months ago

(14:00) Tom: Actually filmed inside the thumbhole of a bowling ball! Crow: Ahh, film extra noir! ....Crow: He's lactating! Mike: Oooooh, what a HANDSOME MAN Tom: A young Bill and Hillary struggle to make it!


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Gratuitous Lurking - 11 months ago

1:10:00 Tom's best scene ever. Of all time.


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SaturnHex - about 1 year ago

I never knew the north had the same kind of hicks we do!


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Brad Koss - about 1 year ago

The movie needed Beach music, instead of the same "background-music" from a Japanese Tea ceremony for every damn scene.


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Kimono Dragon - over 1 year ago

As a Special FX point of reference, do you realize this movie was made only 18 months before Star Wars?


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Snuffy Wuffykiss - over 1 year ago

1:01:30 Snuffleupagus YES!!!


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Matthew Boyle - over 1 year ago

It's befuddling my dumb cracker mind!


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Seriously. Why is Charles Manson dealing precious stones in this podunk town?


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Jane Sproul - almost 2 years ago

The writing in this movie makes me want to punch everyone responsible. I can see the exact kind of 'engaging cast of eccentrics banters' thing it's going for, and how HORRIFICALLY IT'S FAILING.


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Jane Sproul - almost 2 years ago

Humor of the 1840s!


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Joey Thomas Mackie - about 2 years ago

"Packer fans...the horrible truth."


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John Scotto - about 2 years ago

I find it hard to believe they didn't make a Star Trek joke with regards to the lush. She played in the TOS episode "Who Mourns for Adonais?"


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Melissa Bachmann - over 2 years ago

In this movie I feel like there is a subplot of the lush having an affair with Dutch that we don't really get to see. Relevant? No but a conversation piece anyway.


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05:25 Jack Black!


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James GreyWolf - over 2 years ago

The original posted is in 9 parts.


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"Get out of here, all of you! There's a man from NASA and he knows what he's doing!"
"PACKERS!!!"
"An airstrike has already been called in, but it you want to go on and run about in the target area, then fine!"


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Nathaniel Bolt - over 2 years ago

This is possibly my favorite episode. The Packers jokes, the talking spider puppets, and the Invasion of the Body Snatchers host segments.


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To this day I still refer to throw pillows as zucchini pillows.


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Filthy Repulsive Anteater - almost 3 years ago

Honestly, I pity the poor tarantulas that had to be in this awful movie.


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Stephen A Nathe - almost 3 years ago

i think that woman Doctor and the dude(....who looks like a lady) Doctor from LASERBLAST are either the same OR related...


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Tom H. - almost 3 years ago

Steve Brodie, the "star" of this gem, as Dr. Vance, had some pretty impressive credits earlier in his career. He's the guy Jane Greer shoots while Robert Mitchum and him are fighting in noir classic "Out of the Past." Too bad he ended up in this kind of dreck.


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Rock Harris - almost 3 years ago

I swear Kevin Murphy must've just *loved* to do this show. He's all over the place and is easily my favorite on the show. Servo, Bobo, the Nanites, the voices, etc.


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The humanity - almost 3 years ago

This one was awful and ripe for riffing


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Scott A. Taylor - about 3 years ago

Oh gods this movie is one of my favourites .. scared the shit out of me watching this when I was young .. and made me laugh myself into a fuzz now I'm an adult. Some my my fave riffs in this episode. Possibly one of my fave MST3K episodes ever .. runner up being Season 8 Ep 20 "Space Mutiny" .. "Look out .. we'll be reaching speeds of 3!!"


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Stephen A Nathe - about 3 years ago

the carnival/fair scene is the BEST part of the whole movie!!!


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Stephen A Nathe - about 3 years ago

and the score is 78 to 5 at the bottom of the 3rd inning


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Stephen A Nathe - about 3 years ago

just swing us till we die...
ride the vomit rainbow!!!


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Stephen A Nathe - about 3 years ago

...and it sucks everything up, and throws everything out...
LIKE THE SHERIFF!!!


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miss this is where the fish lives - about 3 years ago

"You hittin' the booze again?"


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Marcus Hardy - about 3 years ago

PACKERS!!!!!!


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Stephen A Nathe - about 3 years ago

i wanna go pet the wounded goat


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Stephen A Nathe - about 3 years ago

i love caffeinated Crow!


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Stephen A Nathe - about 3 years ago

i love Servo humming/whistling the Gilligan's Island music in the diner at 34:11


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MrCroobie - about 3 years ago

00:11:29 I laughed so hard.


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Sean Stewart - over 3 years ago

VAAAY- AAANCSE!


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Tim Pierce - over 3 years ago

So I've been going through every episode in order, and this is the one I'm currently watching immediately after the Packers won to get into the playoffs. Irony.


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Jaguar Wong Abides - over 3 years ago

7 Banana Warmers.....ouch!!!!


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Jaguar Wong Abides - over 3 years ago

"This isn't hunting season"...maybe the best riff in the movie and it isn't even a riff. LWFOL!!!!


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Bruce Box-Liker - over 3 years ago

I love how much that scientist lady fails to sound intelligent. It starts with that very odd remark about how a teaspoon of super-dense matter "could only be lifted with a giant crane". Who talks like that? Are theoretical giant cranes a superlative scientific benchmark? She might as well be saying "In technical terms, a neutron star could beat up Superman."


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Seventeenth Day - over 3 years ago

"We can't go hunting yet....we're not drunk enough!"


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Elisa Farrington - over 3 years ago

Remember how Alan Hale would look into the camera in Gilligan's Island? He does it here at 13:54. He also broke the forth wall in The Crawling Hand. Awww...


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Elisa Farrington - over 3 years ago

Well, I think I laughed the hardest when the giant spider changed gears as it crossed the field, followed by the people tumbling over each other down the hill.


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Mod-God - over 3 years ago

"Want a piece of milk?"


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I think the most underappreciated riff is tom saying "This can't Wisconsin there's no signs for the Tommy Barrett watershow" because anyone outside the midwest wouldn't understand. It still makes me laugh every time.


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Alyssa Who Will Not Be Named - over 3 years ago

im sure someone else noticed this but horrifying blonde guy who owns the farm the spiders land on is also a witch burner in Touch Of Satan. Im actually impressed by how nauseating his portayal of this character is. Its hard to drum up that much hate/disgust/twitchtiness without pure talent. Maybe Phillip Seymore Hoffman or Crispin Glover . I mean he is just oozing with spousal abuse, lechery and incest. But, aside of that, this is one of my all time faves. The super sexist scientist guy with Barbara Hale has a lot of D bag competition.


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Added link to the Director's Cut(!) of unriffed version


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Daniel Wood - over 3 years ago

Sir, you offend me!


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Worst misreading of Dr. Velikovsky EVER! Shame on you, Della!!!! (Of course, she'd already called quasars 'kwaizers').


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Crypto Dentist - over 3 years ago

At around 27:30 I must admit I laughed so hard the food fell out of my mouth. Also, "MOSES MOVE THE BIKE" will always be one of my favorite riffs.


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Joseph Ewing - almost 4 years ago

How did these guys manage to watch every tv show and movie, listen to every album, and read every book ever made?


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Joseph Ewing - almost 4 years ago

15:38 Trying to get artsy with a shot suggesting a spider's point of view, get it? GET IT? *breaks down sobbing.


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Joseph Ewing - almost 4 years ago

The giant spider was a volkswagen covered in fur with legs controlled by crew inside, and they drove it backwards so the break lights would be its red eyes. Haha. Thank you wikipedia and the people who don't have lives who find that information.


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Mike Carmona - almost 4 years ago

I love how the "Packers!!!!" joke is carried on not only through this series's run, but also into the Rifftrax of today. Bless this episode.


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Mike Gossett - almost 4 years ago

"I love tick infested hounds, slaughtering a deer, and beer"


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Phil Carstens - about 4 years ago

Believe it or not, the guy that owns the farm is even more disgusting in the full version of the movie.


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Danny Scites - about 4 years ago

Cousin Bill-eh.


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Anastasios Gionis - about 4 years ago

Ron Jeremy: Astronomer.


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Mallory Hinz - about 4 years ago

This is one of my favorite episodes. The hilarity when you find it out wasn't finished being written when they started filming, and suddenly everything makes sense.


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I love the giant spiders. They look more like giant plush fair prizes than scary alien monsters.


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robbin505.4.u@gmail.com - over 4 years ago

What writer, director, stage hand, film critic, best boy, viewer or anyone else for that matter thinks that there needs to be a scene about a back brace? What does that add to the film?


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Jody - over 4 years ago

Back brace guy is also leader of the angry mob in the flashback dream in Touch of Satan.


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Sabrina Domingues - over 4 years ago

Seems like some of the cast members from Gilligan's Island were cast into some really bad movies - the Professor, Mr. Howell, Ginger and especially the Skipper!


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Kiri T. Unicorn - over 4 years ago

00:49:23- Obviously fake spider, suspended on easily-visible rope.


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JOHNNY - over 4 years ago

I have NEVER seen so many old Ramblers and AMC autos in one film.


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JOHNNY - over 4 years ago

For Wisconsan - seems to be a LOT of "Southern Accents"


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Kiri T. Unicorn - over 4 years ago

I love how Mike distracts the 'bot doppelgangers (sorry, not gonna bother with umlauts) in the final segment.


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Kiri T. Unicorn - over 4 years ago

U.S. OUT OF NORTH AMERICA!! AND PACKERS!!!


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Stereo Catz - over 4 years ago

I love how the skipper refers to a pair of rocks as "Gizmos".


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Stereo Catz - over 4 years ago

"How can you have a guest-star in a movie?" I've often wondered the same thing.


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Stereo Catz - over 4 years ago

Beer. Fireworks, cheese, and BEER!


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Glenn Wobick - over 4 years ago

Hmmm thinking Dr vance was the head of the Ajax company in The Wild Wild World of Batwomen?


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Jason Edwards - over 4 years ago

Cow tipping gone horribly wrong!


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Andrew Jones - over 4 years ago

PACKERS!!!


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Gal Dagon - almost 5 years ago

Gypsy's Lullaby. 'Nuff said.


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Rachel Adams - almost 5 years ago

I just noticed the banjo that plays as back brace guy chases his 16-year-old sister-in-law around the kitchen table. It's the best. (about minute 15)


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Iris - almost 5 years ago

I love Tom's spirit!! MRxL! Woooo!


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Robert Ferguson - almost 5 years ago

39:30, Crow is on one !


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Phil Carstens - almost 5 years ago

According to his Wikipedia page, Bill Rebane, the director of this awful movie, is the "the producer, director, writer, and cinematographer on 12 independent feature films, all of which have enjoyed successful international theatrical release." He clearly edited the page himself.


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Kevin Drake - about 5 years ago

I will never hear the name Vance normally again.


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Jhef Rehak - about 5 years ago

Am I the only one surprised not one Ron Jeremy reference was made regarding Dr Vance?