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815 - Agent for H.A.R.M.



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I watched this movie unMSTed, so you don't have to!
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I found a copy posted to You Tube. Here is the stuff I noticed was cut:
- When Chance meets his boss, he whines about his new assignment. The boss him the old God and Country speech to motivate him.
- Adam took a plane to Seaview and did knock on the door before butting in on Eva conversational English record.
- A few minutes with Chance and Stefanik talking with really creepy morgue attendant were cut. (This guy was so bizarre, I am surprised he wasn't left in this episode, and called back like Torgo and Ortega.)
- After the boss listens to Chance's shaver, he calls Chance who said Manson was shot by micro spore pellet that didn't spread right away and would not infect other people (Though we saw David Lynch and Shel Silverstein die that way in the pre titlesequence.)
- A long drive by the villain and preppy guy to the Mexican hideout is cut.
- Chance discovers that lowering the body temperature prevents the spores from killing the subject and tells Sgefanik that he can wire the TV to make the door a death trap. (Which we see him do later.
- How did Chance sneak by Prince to get in the dry cleaning truck?
- Eva demonstrates her prowess at archery and says she's competing in Vienna next month, just before Marko, Prince and the giy who gets shocked by the TV try to kidnap Chance and Stefanik.
- Still no call to Vienna Archery Association.


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Otter Rivers - 7 months ago
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Just such a terrible movie! PERFECT for MST riffing.


Tim Hall - over 5 years ago
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If any MST episode was a tribute to Prince, this one was it.


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with his yellow cardigan, black pants, and silly posturing, Adam reminds me of Kirk


PURE FILTH
symple83 - over 2 years ago
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Awesome episode which has in turn ruined MSTK for me because crows sillouette looks like its wanking mike off for the whole film and you cant unsee it. Purple rain


Loving The Prince References
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I can't remember which episode it was but they kept saying "Shut up already Damn" in what sounded like an impersonation of Prince's voice. I looked it up and it's from a Prince song called "HouseQuake". Check it out on youtube. It's actually pretty awesome!


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I once accidentally blew up a star. I have no idea how many planets were destroyed or how many life forms...
Do you guys think I might have to face this kind of trial some day?
And who should I get to be my defender/prosecutor?


Phil Carstens - over 7 years ago
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I HATE those damn episodes of sci-fi shows when the characters are put on trial. It's in every damn show.


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BluePedal - 8 months ago
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SURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGE!!!


BluePedal - 9 months ago
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Twas a sad day at the Judo range today


Mitchell - over 1 year ago
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I was never a huge Prof. Bobo fan but I do believe that his courtroom scenes are his finest hour.


Noel Goetowski - 10 months ago
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59:52 GIANT JUMBO JELLYFISH (gasp!)


Noel Goetowski - 10 months ago
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You can tell they're the bad guys because their van is missing a side mirror. Very illegal.


Noel Goetowski - 10 months ago
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Russian McBadguy has a real Moe Howard aesthetic going on.


Bronn K - over 7 years ago
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This is random, but I've begun putting on an episode of MST3K when I start exercising. That really emphasized the blandness of this episode for me; I could job half a mile on the treadmill between plot points.

While Mike and the bots over-do it a little bit with making fun of the pacing, the amount of padding in this episode is just awful. There are so many instances of just watching vehicles driving under the speed limit, and people walking across the room in order to do one thing, and then walking back across the room.


In a role that will surprise you...
Jesse Nevada - about 1 year ago
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Let's give a big ol' hand to our Coroner... Fingers O'Toole everybody! Fingers O'Toole!


Eric Cantwell - over 3 years ago
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That electric razor/tape recorder was awesome. It looked exactly like a regular 1960s electric razor. How did they do that?


Thanks, Tarantino!
Dread Smokelots - over 1 year ago
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Thanks to Death Proof, now whenever I hear 6/8 surf guitar playing "dunk, dunk, dunk, dunk, dunk, dunk..." I see a pair of pedicured feet resting on a dashboard tapping to music. LOL


GaryInMotion - about 2 years ago
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New Cinema Edition of, "Agent for H.A.R.M." now playing...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJl2ssksnsk


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i think this is one of the few episodes where I remember the host segments more than the movie.


Pete Griffiths - about 7 years ago
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At the very beginning this film started off like an episode of the X-Files...and then it failed.


Randle Garner - about 3 years ago
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Holy space chow! I had an urge for this episode on the way home,and here it is,the watch it together pick.Eerie.


Klaatu - almost 3 years ago
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I love BOBO!


Middle Eastern karate?
Teri Gee - almost 3 years ago
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My attention has always been on the "judo range" part of the ridiculous opening scene with Chance, but I just noticed what he said to the girl.

"You don't have to know karate, but if you want to be one of our operatives in the MIDDLE EAST, you have to expect the other side to use it."

Yes, those well-known Middle Eastern ninjas.


Neil Connery - over 9 years ago
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See yall later... i'm off to the kung-fu court.


Buzzdb - almost 3 years ago
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God I love this show.


Big McLargehuge - almost 9 years ago
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So, I've though about it and I think super-douche from H.A.R.M is the second most detestable "suave and irresistible to women protagonist" of all these movies. (The first being Deathstalker, clearly.) Every time he nose kisses that baby-woman I cringe.


Lisa Matriccino - about 3 years ago
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Jim (Wendell Cory's character) looks like he could be the dad of the blond guitar player in the Horror At Party Beach's band - they have similar bony skull structures.


Jeff Lingenfelter - over 3 years ago
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Jeez, was that a pedal-powered airplane?


Tubes World Tour!!
Klaatu - over 3 years ago
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@ 18:40 the Agent for Harm says, "Madam..." And Tom cuts in and says "I'm Adam!" Enjoy.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB-jLraSv3c
(A very simple palindrome.)


lloyd - over 3 years ago
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If I remember correctly (i rarely do), this started a huge trend in Judo Ranges opening across the country. You rarely see them now-a-days.


Eric Cantwell - over 3 years ago
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Featuring the finest middle aged, moderately fit secret agent the Burbank DMV has ever hired.


Yvonne Rousseau - over 3 years ago
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lol the secretary's thumb lol


NavySandman - about 4 years ago
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I really like this experiment only because of Crow's video deposition. I laugh every time. I'll even fast forward and watch only Crow. Too funny.


William Lane - almost 4 years ago
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I have determined that the best running riff is....

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGE!


Rolling O
Klaatu - about 4 years ago
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@ 8:10... He does look like Shel Silverstein, doesn't he?


Rosebud - about 6 years ago
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Wow so many goofy scenes in this movie. When the bad guys, posing as dry cleaners, actually pick up the dry cleaning! Then Prince is poking his head out the window like an 8 year old because he's "on the lookout". Then the good guy, hiding in the dry cleaning truck, comes up with a diabolical plan involving, wait for it..a COAT HANGER! Holy cow. How did he ever come up with that plan? Did an 8 year old write the screen play? Wait, there's more. Mixing up a batch of spore (a single drop will kill you). Don't contaminate the spores (as I smoke, flick the ashes in the spore mixture, then pick up a spoonful with my bare hands to look at it, then put it down and smoke a cigarette with the hands I just coated with spore. C'mon!


Aliza Gur is Hott!!!!!!!!
The Dude - about 4 years ago
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All I got to say is that... This movie needed a lot more of Aliza Gur in it!!!!!


NavySandman - over 4 years ago
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Look at the scene at 42:32. Does that remind anyone else of the Deathmobile scene from Animal House?


Matthew Boyle - almost 6 years ago
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Is it just me or did the mortician seem happy when he was revealing the dead henry manson, then inexplicably sad when he said he would perform the autopsy? I assumed that's what Mike meant by "I apologize for my odd performance".


SirenR - over 8 years ago
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So...yeah he reveals he knew Eva was working for the other side...but didn't do anything about it?


Jerome Montgomery II - over 8 years ago
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That guy looks like prince double.


Last of the Wild Ponies - over 6 years ago
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1:20:00 Lupita, you believe!


Martin Kosleck
Donald Petkus - over 5 years ago
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Kosleck was one of those anti-Nazi Germans who left Germany , only to be type cast as Nazis and other villains . He had a substantial career playing German or Eastern Europeans as in this film. One of those character actors who adds something of value even to B movies like this.


Leslie Doesn't Get You - almost 9 years ago
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It bugs me that the guys keep referencing Germany but the villains seem to be Russian. And anyway, in the 60s, the bad guys were the Russians, not the Germans, so it only makes sense.


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Human Aetiological Relations Machine: Inter-agency winner of the most tortured acronym for the fifth year running.


Snuffy Wuffykiss - almost 6 years ago
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Its a good thing scientists are such good fighters!


Jeffrey Jones - over 5 years ago
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I watched this last night because it came up on the random episode selector (by providence)? and Prince related gags. RIP. I was laughing with you, not at you.


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Rest in peace Prince, you short, wonderful, purple man.


"...then we take Berlin"
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I don't like your fashion business, mister, and I don't like those drugs that make you thin. I don't like what you did to my sister. First we take Manhattan....then we take Berlin.
RIP Leonard Cohen


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so the judge calls him Michael J. Nelson. Does this mean the real Mike is on trial?


Snuffy Wuffykiss - almost 6 years ago
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Panties, panties, panties, panties. Panties... Panties.


mojojojo - almost 6 years ago
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god, I swear some of my favorite riffs are the silliest...when the dork with the glasses walks to the door and Crow and Mike come in with "Mr. Peepers, P.I.!", "Yes I'm here to set up the a.v. projectors." and the one I will think of at the most random of times "Give me that hundred you owe me or I'll break your darn kneecaps!" I looooove it lmao


Matthew Boyle - almost 6 years ago
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that woman does like Lolita from Kubrik's film adaptation when he first meets her


Stefan - over 6 years ago
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This movie is soooo bad! Who was the target audience for this?


Last of the Wild Ponies - over 6 years ago
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Wait, how long has Gypsy not been played by Jim Mallon?


Last of the Wild Ponies - over 6 years ago
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1:16:26 Polo!


Last of the Wild Ponies - over 6 years ago
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43:07 SPAHCK!


Last of the Wild Ponies - over 6 years ago
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14:29 I thought that's what bras are for.


Anastasios Gionis - over 8 years ago
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I'd like to hear the uncensored version of Crow's deposition


Judo range
William Gernand - over 6 years ago
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I'll see you all that the Judo range later.


jayjay cajun - over 6 years ago
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26:25---Alert John-Boy Walton---Yancy Tucker is on the wrong set.


Havok Solo - about 7 years ago
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He really likes rice, they took that to the very end with him packing rice in last Ep.


Stephen A Nathe - about 7 years ago
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Heuristic Analog Rental Meat

isn't that dude in the beret El Guapo from The 3 Amigos??


The humanity - about 7 years ago
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I love how when you load this page the YouTube screen is paused right on the Prince guy, clearly the star of this film


The humanity - about 7 years ago
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Love the Prince riffs


Nate Elliott - about 8 years ago
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The only thing missing was an H.L. Mencken amalgam in the trial, but Murphy (bobo) does an excellent Darrow


Frostyshark - over 7 years ago
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The best 2 character riffs are definitely Prince and Preppy Guy!


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Regarding the scene at 49:45 of the driver being choked with the coat hanger. He continues to drive, eventually choking to death, with no attempt to remove the thing that is choking him. Just drives. Until he dies. Talk about obedience.


Teri Gee - over 7 years ago
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I will act as your impartial judge...though you disgust me beyond all measure.


NS - over 7 years ago
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A pastel-clad agent for change
Met me out on the judo range.
A man-eating fungus
Rampages among us
And everything's boring, but strange.


Britte Nelson - over 7 years ago
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So this is what someone imagined when they were told Mr. Rogers once worked for the CIA?


Tamara Szafranski - over 7 years ago
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A greatly underrated episode. This is one I didn't see in college, and only just discovered -- thanks to Club MST. :-)


Bender Rodriguez - over 7 years ago
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This one has some of the most LOL worthy riffs. The actual movie is not bizarre enough to stand up to Manos / Mitchel but the boys do wonders with what they were given.


Stephen A Nathe - over 7 years ago
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wasn't he the badguy in one of the Naked Gun movies?


Phil Carstens - over 7 years ago
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Oooooooof course they don't show the plane crashing.


Elisa Farrington - almost 8 years ago
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Wait, where did that body/carcass come from in the ocean @59:12? Why was she safe from the fungus? How did Prince cover that 1/4 mile to the water in less than 10 seconds? Where are the waves that Billy is always going out to surf on?


Stephen A Nathe - over 7 years ago
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looks like Petey the Plane made a cameo around 1:05:00 mark


RoyalSapien - over 9 years ago
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The musical reference to Torgo's Theme at 17:23!


Leslie Doesn't Get You - almost 9 years ago
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Did anyone notice Pearl has a TV's Frank curl?


Carl Schulz IV - almost 8 years ago
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I think Crow's deposition in this episode might be my favorite bit from any MST3K.


Clyde Rysdale - almost 8 years ago
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Amazing how nothing can be seen leaving the barrel of the gun, yet there it is... an instant mass of green stuff. Science!


Mikela Prevost - over 8 years ago
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If Michael Scott had the budget, this is the film he would make.


Elisa Farrington - almost 8 years ago
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Have you thought about what you would like to be extreme about?


Kaitlyn Gaeta - about 8 years ago
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This episode doesn't get nearly enough love. The movie smells of a thousand butts, but it's expertly riffed, and the host segments are some of the best in the entire show. Definitely deserves a place among the lauded.


Spencer Schneider - about 8 years ago
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I just about killed myself with Orange Crush when I heard, "Get ready to gift wrap a beautiful package."


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Cripes! At least in a Bond movie you never have to wonder why he gets all the beautiful woman. This guy has all the sex appeal of a sweater wearing doorknob.


Mike Carmona - over 8 years ago
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I just HAD to re-watch this episode for the Prince jokes alone. Classic.


Gordon Oxendine Jr. - over 8 years ago
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Basmatti! Eeeeexxxtreeeeemeee!


Alyssa Who Will Not Be Named - over 8 years ago
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Two things make this one of my faves of the SciFi era...the 60's metro- sexual turtlenecked Prince (come over here and let me work on that zipper) and Adam Chance's toothpaste grey streak.


Michael S - over 8 years ago
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I would like to state that I (bleep)ing loved Crows (bleep bleep) deposition. It was (bleep bleep) honest and f(bleep) powerful that it made me (beep)ing proud to be a MSTie. And if you (bleep) didn't like the (bleeeeeeeeep) thing, you can stick your (bleep) opinion and (beepbleepbleepbleepbleep) so far it would take a surgeon to remove it!.... Back to you Servo


Fredrick Stafford - over 8 years ago
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I read where this movie was actually a failed pilot for a TV series. Apparently they wanted a toned down and subdued “007” type of character aimed at a very senior audience. And had the series been picked up it would have been renamed either “Bland, James Bland” or “Barnaby Bond.”


Kaity Gaeta - over 8 years ago
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This episode is so underappreciated. Hilarious and awesome host segments, excellent riffing, riotously retarded movie. THERMONUCLEAR PROTECTION, WOOOOOOOO!


Classicats - over 8 years ago
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"We're gonna hear the word 'panties' used a lot in this trial..." LOL at the Anatomy of a Murder reference!


Super McWonderfull - over 8 years ago
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LINK 2 much better sound quality


Big McLargehuge - over 8 years ago
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Crow cusses the same way I used to when I was in middle school.


Maxine Lougy - over 9 years ago
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great riffs at the expense of Prince...or whatever his name is now...


Bruce Box-Liker - almost 9 years ago
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"Cardigan" will forever be a funny word to me because of this episode.


Desiree Ashcraft - about 9 years ago
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The "Aim-ish" thing kills me! I live near a community of Amish Mennonites, so I kinda get it!


Rachel Anne Mullins - about 9 years ago
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Panties, panties, panties...


Victoria Mayer - over 9 years ago
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@ 0:39:15- Crow's video deposition just makes my day. Hilarious. One of my favorite crow skits.


Neil Connery - over 9 years ago
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That little pencil trick at 13:54 deserves a haikeeba or something... that was sick.


Alex Stefanic - over 9 years ago
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I wonder if I'm related to the doctor in this movie...