817 - Horror of Party Beach
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As far as you're concerned I'm wearing a female condom, pants, several Kevlar undergarments, tiny pit bulls, and motion detectors.
Part of me will never be back....Part of me is gone forever.
That car has like, twelve cigarette lighters.
Is there anyone who likes pickles as much as I do? *goofy laugh*
"I believe in the existential outlaw as hero. That's why I travel with these men."
Meanwhile, police are working around the clock to get little Suzie Johnson's bike back.
I know of this average-looking man-god, but what's the golden spider duck and the squat crimson pig?
It's Steve Allen, don't get in!
You know, come to think of it the ocean really sucks.
Anytime you close down a drug store it's a wild night.
That siren got us through some pretty rough traffic.
Yeah, all this talk about swimming with the sharks. Well, I do it everyday, pal!
I had a generally positive impression of white people before this movie.
‘I just saw your father. He’s been burned badly, but he’ll be fine'....Wait, what??
"Hey, that reminds me. Did I bring my hotdog buns?" - That's a female buttocks, Gary. I don't see the connection.
The monster gets up and immediately puts on 'Metal Machine Music'
I generally had a positive impression of white people before this movie.
Say what you want about her, but at least she's not doing the Zombie Stomp.
They've only been together a couple of hours but they're all already on the same cycle.
'I have no doubt we'll find a perfectly reasonable explanation for the girl's death.' "Like Giant Squirrels!"
Do you think a lot of guys who make movies have issues with women?
Come on... I wanna take you over to the buffet... They have this German potato salad that I want you to see.
They don't know what panties are, but they felt compelled to raid!
"And Woolworth's lunch counter? Not that great don't bother."
"I'm glad we were able to remain friends after our breakup, Tim!"
"Oh! They're slightly less attractive than our regular boyfriends!"
"This is not in keeping with the spirit of Pride Week."
"Well, I think what they're really trying to say is, 'Wo wo wo wo wo.'"
"The End" Yeah, well end MORE! It's not ending enough!
Oh great, and I've got that ass-kicking contest today too.
Part of me will never be back. Part of me is gone forever.
"Thoughts of sex distracted me! Now I have to immolate myself to subdue the buzzing in my head!" "Well... that's nice but come along anyway."
"Ron, what are you going to play?"
"What would you like to hear, Elaine?"
"How bout... Mmm--" Bop.
Alright, here we go! MM BOP DING GA DING GA DING GA DA, LOOM BOP, OOH BABIBBY BIBBY BABA
Dad's being smothered by a huge loaf of pepperoni-studded brown bread!
How many more will die if I do a little sightseeing? Four or five at most?
Let's see, 'Monster Busters', 'Monsters-Be-Gone', 'Screamin' Mad at Monsters'...
"in a fever of killing, they throw sodium at some passing Girl Scouts"
"I'm Marissa Tomei and I'm concerned."
"I'm Joan Kennedy and I'm concerned."
Great, I'm dead and I'm breaking out.
Horror of Public Beach
Let's see here... how to kill that spark of life, chapter one: joy who needs it.
....oh here we are, getting girls thru hypnosis"
The Velvet Underground really hadn't found their edge yet.
The Ipswich women's club presents Shirley Jackson's The Lottery.
They stole this music from black people, but black people were gonna throw it away anyways.
Hi. On behalf of fish everywhere, I hope you're enjoying the picture.
“Western Island? Western Island?” That’s over here in the east right?
The Monsters Win the Pennant! The Monsters Win the Pennant! The Monsters Win the Pennant!
“Oh everybody’s doin’ it, doin’ it, doin’ it…”
Pick your nose and chewin’ it, chewin’ it, chewin’ it…
Huh, hu, hu, Is there anyone who likes pickles as much as I do? Hu, hu…
You got Chrysler on my Chevrolet!
You got Chevrolet on my Chrysler!
These are the kind of guys who wake up in pools of various things.
"You've discovered a way to destroy these creatures!" - And you're fired!
You know, I'm sure that there are perfectly nice tiger sharks just off shore that would be willing to eat these people.
"Eulabelle, there's no such thing as voodoo!" Yeah, just ask any Hatian.
"I had general positive impression of white people before this movie" -Crow T. Robot
Every male of every species has the biological urge to panty raid.
You have defeated me sir, you and your noble band of choreographers.
I've seen so much horror at party beach, I'm just inured to it at this point.
Shouldn't we dump this in a poor black neighborhood or an Indian reservation?
The music's coming from inside the radio!
"You are not a summer love..." "...You are a summer sausage."
So, they put "The Second Sex" to music.
Fight direction by William Shatner.
So, radiation has a sense of humor.
We lip sync real bad...
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pickles, hotdogs, or cigars...?
YOU pick!!
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Man, they sure love us Jehovah's Witnesses.
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"I know of this ... man-god..." says Mike's wife! ha. First time I caught that one
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"Elaine's'" voice is dubbed since Carl's sex change operation was a success but his voice still was ruined by cigars and singing with "Buffalo Bill and Ben Murphy"
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Mike dancing naked, that was something for the ladies and gays. Right Trixie. Trixie? Trixie? Hello. She may need privacy now. Seriously, Trixie. XD
Chris Farley in a Thong!
"What where? Don't tease me with false fat guy sightings."
What? XD
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Sodium!
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One of the best riffs was the actual dialog:
"pretty dead tonight, huh Ron?"
"Yea, ever since Tina got killed, like no action around here"
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Mike's "...maybe it's the dancing..." has my lungs aching for air between lols. And he does it THREE times! OMG
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Rocking some 'Turkey in the Straw'......Uh-huh!
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The grey-scale looks best on Link 2 (at least on my PC).
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Who would have expected the hoe down square dance sound to be the music of the Gods?
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Now, the one drunk guy who passed out, did he just pass out or did the monster get him? Just curious.
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man i could do so many Who riffs in this.... mostly from Quadrophenia.. and probably some Monkees jokes too.
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Talk about gratuitous ass shots..
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Now my boyfriend, Krzystof, is originally from Sosnowiec. You don't have to tell him to look Polish. He's all over it.
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I am trying to look Polish.
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Why the hell was just one person in the movie dubbed? Did she have an annoying voice maybe? lol
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Okay, I've seen it, like, five times, but it's official now - THIS IS MY ALL TIME FAV EPISODE. Laugh out loud riffs thru out! "Ow, my skull..." "They wrote their own vows."
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mike is so hot!
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25:12 -- Mike's swimwear could easily be found in the gay men's catalogs.
GOOGLE[ Koala Swimwear ] (Not Safe for Work)
Look for the "Daddy's Boy" thong. $34 for butt floss. The whole website is like a cloth penile bondage parade.
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It's too bad they did this one before Overdrawn at the Memorybank.... They couldn't done a callback about fingle's quarry.
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This one loops a lot when I watch mst on my Xbox overnight. Still good but now I'm sick of it.
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You know, despite her early and horrible death by monster, I think Tina *did* get more out of life than ol' Hardware Hank ever will.
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1:27:53 How do I reeeach these keeeeeds?!
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1:18:16 Great, now the movie just turned into "127 Hours"
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1:15:18 The Hash-Slinging Slasher.
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1:05:53 Well, these monsters, anyway.
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More wine? It's from Gaul, you know. You could say it's from... CONQUERED GRAPES!
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34:08 Who the heck is Afone? Is she the one hosting the slumber party? What kind of name is "Afone" anyway?
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Shouldn't we be dumping this in some poor black neighborhood or Indian reservation?
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Best monster rampage montage ever ......maybe the only monster rampage montage ever.
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How the hell were 1950's rock groups able to co-opt black music despite looking like the melvins in bad 80's teen comedies?
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I love how this movie places the 'hero' in the position of trying to force a girl to come with him against her wishes, and a 'villainous' type in the role of, "Hey, let her do what she wants." I mean, that works if the girl is twelve years old or ridiculously drunk or otherwise not in her right mind... but Tina isn't.
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"Pick my nose and chewin' it, chewin' it" -Tom Servo
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I just realized that Crow's arms were working in the opening! He's shaking up poor Cambot right before movie sign. (And, by the way, with his arms out like that, he does have some resemblance to a spider...)
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The original is in 4 parts... and it has an intro by a guy in bad makeup who gives Count Floyd a run for his money.
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Every time I watch this movie I become more convinced I would have made it big as an extra in 60's beach movies.
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Drunk guys leaving the bar "Are farts suppose to have lumps??" Laughing my ... off for the rest of the movie.
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A collection of nerd jokes have been flowing around the internet, and one of them, in particular, would go well with this film.
Sodium-Sodium Sodium-Sodium Sodium-Sodium Sodium-Sodium BATMAAAAN
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Hmmm, this movie reminds me that I need to Dopple my Fingal's Quarry.
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Whatr in the world is going on around the 1:24 mark, right after the monsters are killed and they all head to the cars?
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Watching this, it's strange in that, for an older film (and a bad one at that) the film quality still has something of a modern feel to it. I can't quite place it
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"Sodium"- Lyric by Bill Corbett
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"Look at all the toenails. He doesn't even have this many toes! Toenails everywhere..."
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"...Driving a gray MG..."
They admitted it!
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For some reason I forget how much I love this episode. Totally underrated in my head.
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Just noticed that at the beginning of the dancing on the beach Elaine is dancing and Tina walks up and, like, touches her boobs or something and then takes her place in the dancing and Elaine wanders off.
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I love how the crowd on the beach really does include grandma and the grandkids. Is that the director's mother and 5 year old son I wonder?
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That young blond guy isn't a scientist, he's Hoover from Animal House.
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Did they just round up ever person who has a horrible voice for their movie?
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So these creatures came from the ocean, which is made up of salt water. How exactly is sodium harmful to them? Could the writers have thought up a less convincing weapon against them?
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we'll be right back "Part of me will never be back ..part of me is lost forever~Çrow T. Robot"
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You've got to love how, after studying an arm made out of sea anemone that the monster apparently just kind of dropped after a brief run-in with some broken glass, our heroes need to grimly speculate as to whether or not these monsters have any weaknesses.
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Isn't this the plot to the movie Evolution?
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"White people attempting rhythm."
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I still can't understand why this toxic waste changed dem bones dem bones into a living organism in two minutes, yet never harmed the little fishes swimming around.
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LOOK! A HUGE DISTRACTING THING!
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RADAR! Sorry I meant SODIUM!
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Has anyone claimed "Golden Spider Duck" as a band name?
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Any MST3K with Aaron Copeland music is da' bomb!
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seeing just how racist old Hollywood still was so close to the civil-rights era...wow
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Is it just me, or could the girl who plays Elaine be a perfect stand-in for Judith O'Dea (Barbra) from "Night of the Living Dead"?
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Funny how the drunk guy couldn't see that the dead guy's face was messed up until he turned AWAY from him.
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Just out of curiosity, why does Eulabelle and Dr. Gavin have the same hairdo?
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My favorite part is @ 1:06:30 when the actor playing Dr. Gavin delivers his lines so hard he starts to sway.
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Yeckstree! Yeckstree! Read all about it... All the papers have the same articles and photo of ship!
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Shot of Creature slumping forward as it walks. Servo hums tune. Brain scans memory. Theme song for You Bet Your Life = Groucho Marx = BINGO! Ha HA HAAA!
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Mike and the bots were right. It DOES seem that the directors of these B grade monster movies have issues with women.
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Now, I'll admit that I'm not an expert in radioactive materials, but so far as I know C-14 is useful for dating organic materials. What in the world could he be using C-14 on a living creature for? Why? It's like in Terror in the Year 5000. They don't seem to understand what C-14 is and how it's used.
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Was anyone else reminded of The Matrix movies at 14:00 when they riffed "I think she likes us!"?
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"Do you have any sodium? ...That's right, the metal."
What the hell was going on at the other end of that phone conversation?
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Elmer Bernstein and his "Beach Side Tale".
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Why is she so dubbed? Any theories?
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00:22:02 LMAO! That aside, skull boy looks awfully a lot like Willem Dafoe.
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So, despite the fact that there have been numerous horrible murders committed by MUTANT SEA MONSTERS in a quiet little town and that this fact has found it's way to the outside world ( Since the 3 soon to be eaten women in the convertible knew about it before coming into town ) Neither the State or Federal authorities feel the need to help combat the evil menace in any way and instead it's up to a pipe smoking knucklehead and his bland sports car driving assistant to save the day.
Thank God for Eulabelle!
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Everyone look Polish!
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"Yeah... you kids with your big pants and your colored chalk and your Neve Campbell and your fanny packs and your Nerf™ Balls and your listening to The No Doubts and your Pong™ and your Volkswagen™ Golf leases and your notebooks and the kids with the pierced I-don't-know-what... the roller skates and the 23 Skidoos and the listening to The Becks and..."
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00:53:50 - ♫ "My name is Captain Spaulding... the African explorer..." ♫ Oh, Mike.
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Also... "Love me forever." "Or I'll kill you... Oh!" is a pretty dark riff even for the Sci-Fi era. I still laughed though.
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This episode contains one of those moments in some episodes where either something on the screen or something one of the bots said cracks Mike up and you hear him chuckle. Whenever Mike cracks and laughs uncontrollably you can tell the guys are having fun. Near the end when the elderly scientist awkwardly jumps off a rock at Fingle's Quarry and starts slapping one of the monsters like an abusive drunk. Crow jumps in with, "Hey! Hey! You spill my drink buddy?! Huh!?" It gets me every time.
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Sodium.
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There are forms of life we know nothing about.... so there could actually be a human evil thing lurking and creeping around... so Eulabelle could be right!
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Chaaaaaaances aaaaaaare that I'll kiiiiiick yooooooour scraaaawny ass
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Eulabelle is the original Sweet Brown.
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Didn’t you find it just a bit SUSPICIOUS that: this movie was shot in 1963 and released in 1964; while the DRUNK guy in the dark suit also played an FBI agent in the movie JFK which was released in 1991 and set in 1966 about the events of 1963?! Yet, the prices on the gas pump when the New York girls tanked up appeared to be: .26 cents a gallon for regular but .36 cents a gallon for HIGH TEST!
I think you know where I am going with this….
Conveniently, Hank sports a tennis sweater in the last act of the movie; however, no tennis racket or any other associated ACCOUTREMENT of the game is ever visible! And finally, the periodic table symbol for SODIUM is NA! All just a simple coincidence? Ha, hardly!
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The Del-Aires' "Zombie Stomp" unriffed, if you dare:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvjH57CUO7c
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So, sodium kills them because their bodies are made mostly of water. Ha! Those mostly-water freaks! I sure am glad that we humans have the good sense to be made entirely out of flesh and organs, and not something stupid like water.
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Best of the MST3K beach movies... Got a lot of laughs out of this Movie !!
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I like Mike's Beef Dance :D
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You know, I'm just going to come right out and say it. I like the band in this movie. I think the Del-Aires are actually pretty good.
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Okay, we're all in agreement that Eullabelle is the hero of this movie right? She discovered that sodium kills the monsters, then she had to tell that lazy jerk to get of his butt and keep looking for the sodium, THEN she told the doctor where the monsters where coming from. I mean, come on.
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If he couldn’t find sodium(and I can’t understand why he couldn’t) perhaps he should have asked about other, possible more reactive, alkali metals.
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James Franciscus is one of those redundant actor. Does the world really need Peter Graves AND James Franciscus? Tobey Maguire AND Elijah Wood? Jesse Eisenberg AND Michael Cera? (To be completely honest I didn’t know the last two were two different people for a long time)
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Did anybody else see the guy in speedo shorts with his shirt knotted up to his chest?
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Behold from nothing I produce this… BIGGER spoon.
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Could you tell me what you’re doing and why you’re dressed like the guy on the Primo Beer label?
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ALL HAIL TO RA THE SUN GOD
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"We offer this shot of a guy leaving a building as proof of how hard they're working."
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Right now I'm eating Ramen noodles and Mike and the bots are singing the sodium song. Oh, irony!
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Do British people seriously not use the expression "keep an open mind?"
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"You mustn't talk like that" -That sort of thing is really setting your people back.
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"LOOK POLISH!!!"
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@ 1:05:21 - How did the writers/riffers completely miss the Pink Floyd circa Animals ('77) reference?!? He says 'floating pig' twice!!
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Kind of funny that the woman in the beginning said she knew of Nelson, considering that's her husband.
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Oh and I love Mike dancing! And Mike's joy at being called "average!"
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One of my all time faves. Nearly every riff is dynamite.