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822 - Overdrawn at the Memory Bank



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Michael Wallen - 9 days ago
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So in the future, mega-corporations have replaced governments, movies are illegal, and the only form of rehab that will get you a "rehab card" for your job is uploading your mind into an animal?

One more thing: 44:21, when Apollonia has a head covering: "Come to my BVM one-woman show."

Haha, I never caught that riff before (BVM = Blessed Virgin Mary).


Fingal the mass murderer
David Heckman - 4 months ago
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So, Fingal gains control of the computer and uses it to disrupt global weather, seemingly for no reason but to mess with the Chairman. Dopey Computer Voice and Chairman Fat say that Fingal caused floods, heat waves, typhoons, blizzards.

Let's assume that in the sci-fi future of this movie, Earth's population has exploded and people live in dense mega-cities. (Since Fingal himself is supposedly from "BosNyWash," this is a good assumption.) So...how many people died as a result of him messing around like that? I would guess millions, at the absolute minimum. Probably closer to a billion people would have just straight-up died, not to mention the billions more who were wounded, inconvenienced, bankrupted, etc. So basically Fingal becomes the most devastating terrorist in world history just to try and get Chairman Fat to leave him alone.


Zeitgeist Meister - 3 months ago
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I fully expected Fingal to have a cave and an inscrutable mynah bird.


Jane Sproul - 4 months ago
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I have to assume all the anteater-racism is because you'd have to eat ants. But if you eat ants as an anteater, I bet they're *delicious.*


Marco Costa - 5 months ago
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Oh Raul Julia what are you doing in this piece of shh..uuurley very quality quality programming


StartSeeingBenMurphies - over 1 year ago
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So everyone in this world is a bumbling oaf except for the fat guy and Fingal?


LokiFX - about 1 year ago
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Once again, the annoying-as-hell Bobo brings up his obsession with songs from Asia. I would've preferred some Dr Erhardt at this point. Give Bobo a lobotomy then make him shut the hell up.


Veklorr Vigorr - 8 months ago
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I remember these WNET movies on PBS. Some of them were pretty good, many of them science fiction stories like this one. "The Lathe of Heaven" is one that stands out in my mind. It was probably the best one they did.


Last of the Wild Ponies - 9 months ago
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1:14:58 "Tee-hee, he's dissolving the economy!"


Mark Eddleman - over 5 years ago
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Dunno if anyone else was curious as me but....
http://www.mst3k.com/store/product.php?productid=41&cat=10&page=1
You know you want me, baby!!


Alex Hamilton - 9 months ago
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So, was Apollonia's friend behind some insider trading or something? Because when things start going wrong she calls someone on her wristwatch, then it cuts to the fat guy at a meeting where people are saying that stocks of their company have started to drop.


Funky The Monkey - over 1 year ago
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I remember someone on You Tube said that aging nun in the beginning looks like a Bajorian Security on Deep Space Nine. To me she looks like Odo's mother. XD
Trixie: "Funky...Odo is right behind you. He's the lamp."
What? Is this because I was doing business with Quark about holodeck programs is it?
Odo: "No I suspect that you work for the Tal Shiar. Now where's that hold out weapon on your person?"
I have no idea what you're talk..." A Romulan disrupter pistol falls out of my shirt pocket*
Odo: "Come with me, agent, and we can clear this up with your government."
I was set up by Trixie Tang here. She looks more Romulan than me. She is part Romulan!
Trixie: "Suckers."


Grey Kellogg - 12 months ago
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i totally scroll up this cinema while doing data entry at work all the time. main character has become extremely relative to me recently.


Sean David Butler - about 1 year ago
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One of my favorite eps!


Austin Strong - over 4 years ago
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So the "mainframe computer that more or less ran the world" is crackable with a six digit code? Is the President of the United States' password just "password" in this movie?!


Bill Cooling - about 1 year ago
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52:33 The supervisor was played by Joyce Gordon, perhaps or perhaps not best known for playing the scary lunch lady in Billy Madison. "Have some more sloppy Fingal!"


NS - over 5 years ago
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Check Mary Jo trying to keep a straight face during her duet with Bill. :-D


Tim Hall - about 1 year ago
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Not recommended for anteaters!


MrCroobie - over 1 year ago
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As a general rule of thumb, I tend not to trust movies where the main character's name is "Fingle"


Plot?
Josh Williams Kupec - over 1 year ago
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There's actually kind of a lot to unpackage in this movie, if you give them a lot of credit and ignore stupid plot holes.

The doctor/technico who lost his brain (hooray for socks guy) has been lost in the HX361and I think is actually the other Fingal. He has no physical body (thus he mirrors Fingal's) and he is trying to help him escape. I see his little pervert buddy as a construct of his from Fingal's fantasy, just a program he has to make contact with the user.
HFS guy probably hates the Fat Man because he's probably dealt with these situations before and offed a couple of people lost in the HX361. That Gondol dude at the shareholders meeting warns the Fat man and mentions it is not "under normal circumstances" ie he's done it before.

The Fatman is using the HX361 to murder people in cyberspace and HFS guy caught on to it and was sent to do this risky operation (he was going to be cloned I think?) he was never supposed to survive. He never caught on that he was still alive because he is literally faceless in the HX361 to him (Fat man always calls him Rick and knows he's not Fingal at the end "we'll bluff him"). I think HFS guy thought Fingal had the best chance to break the cycle and sacrificed himself.
Thoughts?


1:22:02
Any Which Way Aileen Smithee Can - almost 3 years ago
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If nobody starting a band has yet called "Dibs" on Electron Sex Party... [cleans garage, buys drum kit]


Funky The Monkey - over 1 year ago
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Could we imagine SLAYER playing. As soon Raul opens the door and we hear "GOD HATES US ALL!" or "Skeletons of Society!" XD


Jeremy423 - over 1 year ago
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Had I read a description of this film when PBS aired it, I probably would have sat down to watch it. A well known actor, futuristic, sci-fi theme; or maybe this is my segway into admitting I saw "Battlefield Earth" with John Travolta.....in the theater......a couple nights after it opened!


Edmund Wolfe - about 2 years ago
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I freaking LOVE this movie... Not that I'm saying it's a good movie, oh gods no, but it's just so endearing how HARD they'er trying to tell a decent... or even coherent story, how desperately they want to set the story in a new and creative world, and how utterly, UTTERLY they fail at it. And for that it holds a special place in my heart.


LokiFX - over 1 year ago
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Minor, minor trivia.....the opening theme to Public Pearl Television is the theme music for the Mystery Science Theater Hour, the trimmed down version of mst3k used by idiot tv stations who didn't want to set aside 2 hours for the syndicated episodes.


Neil McMillin - over 1 year ago
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This needs catagorized as TV Movie in the Categories section!


Ozzie Olin - over 1 year ago
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You know, on Super Bowl Sunday, my local PBS station was actually running some MST3K episodes. I think I'll take a cue from Servo and pledge them some cash next time the drive comes around.


Marc Bady - about 3 years ago
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54:54 might be the funniest moment in MST3k history! followed by the epic, "Breathing knocks the wind outta' this guy!"


Kris Dudoich - over 1 year ago
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I seem to have died, is that okay?


Creepy Girl - over 1 year ago
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It's widely believed that no one has ever been able to solve the Raulbix Cube.


Bees On Pie - about 3 years ago
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I want to like this episode so bad but the movie is such a piece of garbage. Coming from a huge fan of shitty sci-fi and awful dystopia movies, that says a lot. I love you, Raul Julia, but Jesus Christ.


John Carnahan - almost 4 years ago
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I want that shirt


Rock Harris - over 3 years ago
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You know, all things being equal, the Peter Lorre impersonator is actually dead on. And the corporate chairman isn't bad if you realize he's a Charles Laughton proxy.

This is a better movie to watch after viewing a second time. Much better than dreck like Time Chasers, but then so is a fourth grade production of Raisin in the Sun....


Stereo Catz - over 2 years ago
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Well, Animals are Beautiful People.


Bret Alleman - about 2 years ago
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this is my favorite I know everybody loves manos but I love this!


Kimono Dragon - almost 2 years ago
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For you, the day Fingal graced MST3K was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.


K.T. Robot - almost 4 years ago
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I'm.....speechless. 171 laughs?. For what? Can anyone tell me what this movie was about? And why....what....WHY!


Daniel Wood - over 3 years ago
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I got home after a 16+ hour day, and sat down, and realized that I needed to doppel into someone enjoying a nice scrolled up cinema. You are all just a part of my doppelling experience, sorry!


Teri Gee - about 3 years ago
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Just so you all know, I saw a giant anteater at the San Diego Zoo yesterday and it was really neat. All the anti-anteater stuff is definitely unwarranted.

I am officially pro-anteater.


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Bradman - almost 2 years ago
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That was the most face in any movie I've ever seen.


Snuffy Wuffykiss - almost 2 years ago
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Boy, Frank put on some weight.


Scooter Atreides - almost 5 years ago
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"You could have got mustard all over hiis brain!"

I love it when the funniest line in the episode is NOT a rif, but actual diialogue from the movie.


Scott Davis - about 5 years ago
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Man, and I thought Hobgoblins was bad!


Stereo Catz - almost 3 years ago
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Is it just my download or does the audio get WAY out of sync somewhere toward the end?


Mark Heckman - about 2 years ago
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This is one of the most bizarre episodes ever. The Casablanca flashes, futuristic comedic attempts and horrific script and casting make this film totally repulsive, which of course opens up the riffing opportunities for the gang to new heights. Classic funny!


Disreiley - over 2 years ago
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I wish this movie could be remade with better talent behind the camera (and in front since the one good actor in this is gone) because really if the world was fleshed out more it would be a great movie, if they explained jack shit about the feuding corporations and how and why Jamila was giving secrets away to the competing corporation. There is so much wasted potential here, but I guess if the potential had been realized we'd have lost out on a great mst3k episode.


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Can anybody explain to me the joke about "all the people who are writing scripts for Parker Posey"?


Teridactyl - over 2 years ago
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Nanite Tom is freaking adorable.


Bruce Box-Liker - over 2 years ago
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People using computers to pretend to be animals, then walking away with a non-functional mind; that's futurism for you.


madmaxmiami - over 2 years ago
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There's got to be a hundred reasons why I shouldn't watch this movie. Right now I can't think of one.


Rachel Adams - over 4 years ago
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Pearl looks so much like my room mate. They even do their makeup the same way, same expressions, lol!


Bender Rodriguez - over 2 years ago
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I usually enjoy MST3K in a small window in the corner of my screen while I work so sometimes I miss plot details. But I have seen this one with full attention and it is utter nonsense! Yet, still better than Inception :)

The riffs save it tho, one of the best from the Mike era.


Scott Allen Washburn - almost 3 years ago
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the password is fingle!


Fancy Pantserton - almost 3 years ago
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Oh! I missed that the other times I've seen this: Crow: "Hey, don't boggart that, man."


Tommy and Carol Hahn - over 3 years ago
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Oh MAN!!! My wife is like in LOVE with Crow. (He is the only real threat to our monogamy) Anyone know where I might get her a tee shirt like that?


Jordy Carpenter - about 3 years ago
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Why don't they just put his mind into another damn baboon??


Stephen A Nathe - almost 4 years ago
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"i didn't want to bungle or boggle the fingle dopple"---tweet worthy


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Heatwaves, floods, typhoons, blizzards ... all this freakish weather Fingal caused makes me wonder what the death toll was.


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This movie has a very strong "90's full-motion-video point-and-click adventure puzzle computer game" feel to it.


Warm Tumbler of Jagermeister - about 4 years ago
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I guess it never occurred to the director to film the Casablanca Fingal scenes in black and white.


GallariaIchiban - about 5 years ago
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Okay so. I've seen this film a few times and I think I have a handle on what's going on. There are two like SUPER big companies in this world, Novicorp and Lexicorp. Fingal works for Novicorp, and when his body goes missing after his doppling, Lexicorp gets a hold of that information and releases it. Novicorp's stock nosedives really hard, so the Fat Man is forced to put resources into getting Fingal back/make sure he doesn't hack their Novicorp-y main frame stuff. That's about as far as I got before I just started screaming.


Look Polish - almost 3 years ago
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Thirty-six minutes into this movie and I have absolutely no idea what is going on.


Stephen A Nathe - about 3 years ago
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ANOTHER MYLAR RIFF
7:52--- "They were made of Mylar!!"--Crow


Robbie Pinkleton - over 3 years ago
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Seriously how did someone like Doobie qualify for a job in a place where they do BRAIN SURGERY?!


Austin Strong - about 3 years ago
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The more I watch this episode the more I realize the untapped potential of this film. If this was made with even half the technology, half the dedication and half the budget of The Matrix it would have been a pretty damn good sci-fi flick.


Rosebud - about 3 years ago
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Okay, this is my third time watching this one. So I only have this one teensy weeny little question: JUST WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THIS MOVIE?! I can't figure out what the hell the movie is about! Great riffing, but really. Has anyone actually tried to follow the story?


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The Beg-a-Thon duet is perhaps the best song of all host segments, IMHO....


Jane Sproul - over 3 years ago
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This piece of shi-surely quality, quality entertainment.


Stephen A Nathe - over 3 years ago
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retread his condom??


Bruce Box-Liker - over 4 years ago
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Destabilizing society to protect a perceived right to watch free movies during work hours, Fingal is living the dream of every entitled douche on YouTube.


Erik Huntsinger - over 3 years ago
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Wow, Space Mutiny, Time Chasers, and now Overdrawn at the Memory Bank. Season 8 ended with a bang! Definitely in the running for best 3 episodes in a sequence.


Peter Trinidad Niederbrach - over 3 years ago
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Anti-anteaterism? Someone really hated UCI.


Feyd? Where's my Feyd...?
Rock Harris - over 3 years ago
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Been a long time since I've seen this, and I'm only halfway through, but I'd be sad if there's no Baron Harkkonen reference regarding the corporate chairman in it....


Just Johnny Baca - over 3 years ago
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Quick, someone pull my fingal.


Clyde Rysdale - over 3 years ago
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It's the sincerity in Crow's voice when he asks " Mike, is that lady sick?" that' get's me every time.


Stephen A Nathe - over 3 years ago
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dude, where's Fingal's quarry!!??


Mitchell - over 4 years ago
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Jeremy Brett is (was) one of the best! Saw him on stage in the Edward Gorey designed Dracula over 30 years ago and still remember it and him. Great Holmes, too.


Marcus Hardy - over 3 years ago
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oh poor M Bison/ Gomez Addams......but he will live in MST3K INFAMY!!!!


Stephen A Nathe - over 3 years ago
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knock Street Fighter II, but at least that movie was based on somethng RELEVANT, and Raul played M. Bison well....THIS catastrophic calamity would make Manos seem reasonably normal....wait...no, Mans still sucks the big one.

still, give it up to the late great Gomez!


Marcus Hardy - over 3 years ago
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Doobie IS the best actor in this, haha


Ted Chase - almost 4 years ago
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This was actually one of three PBS adaptions of sci-fi literature - the other two were of Ursula K. Le Guin & Kurt Vonnegut!: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overdrawn_at_the_Memory_Bank


Clyde Rysdale - over 3 years ago
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I lose it when Mike says " Ralph Malhp here." every single time.


Stephen A Nathe - over 3 years ago
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that guy DOES sound like Barney!!
"I LOVE YOU..."......ahhhh....Crow!


Jacob Ivy - about 5 years ago
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I have to give this episodes points for some of the best riffs ever, unfortunately the movie was SO bad it actually kind of overwhelmed them and it really drags the episode down on my list.


Stephen A Nathe - almost 4 years ago
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Raul's way too good an actor, this makes STREET FIGHTER II the movie LOOK like Casablanca.


Stephen A Nathe - almost 4 years ago
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Imagine me and you, and you and me. No matter how they tossed the dice, they'll always be...

LOVE CROOOOOOOOW!!!!


Alex Stefanic - over 5 years ago
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The reason this movie doesn't make much sense is because it's unfinished. They ran out of money before they could shoot several scenes and just released it as is.


Andrew James - almost 4 years ago
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Hmm....Psychist or Bajoran Security chief?


Aaron Kuehmichel - almost 4 years ago
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I'm tickled they didn't dangle Fingal's dongle while bungling his doppel.


Clyde Rysdale - almost 4 years ago
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It's the extreme babooning that keeps bringing me back to this one.


suzy lux - almost 4 years ago
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sways gently to Pearl Pearl Pearl Pearl Pearl (and her press-ons). lovely loving loveness


Clyde Rysdale - almost 4 years ago
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I find this title to be slightly insensitive for an Alzheimer's documentary.


suzy lux - almost 4 years ago
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'..and viola!' lol, oh pearl. (she has her moments)


LostHighway - over 5 years ago
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Before The Matrix, there was Fingal's bungled doppel.


Joshua Bivens - about 4 years ago
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"Hi. What's your name? Ortega? That's pretty."


Crypto Dentist - about 4 years ago
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The narrator, one tool for exposition in this movie, doesn't understand the pseudoscientific exposition (around minute 30) so asks the computer for MORE EXPOSITION. It's like some "as you know Bob" infodumping gone wrong.


Joseph Ewing - about 4 years ago
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The riffs starting at 1:21:50 each time the two Fingals flying at the screen are the hardest I've laughed at this show in a years. "Weeee." Wooohooo." "I love this this much." "I don't care for you."


Rhys Patterson - almost 5 years ago
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Okay they are clearly holding this telethon thing in the castle which they haven't got to yet, and the first part of the next episode has them coming out of the worm hole back to normal present time. So where and when did they hold this thing? Pocket dimension? Limbo? A back room on the Tardis?

Or was this a special episode deal like some of the thanksgiving ones? Normaly they do continuity better, and I know they were riffing on the fact PBS made the movie and all, but come on they had Ortega there crying out loud. To paraphrase Tom Servo "how'd they get off the cockadoodie Einstein-Rosen Bridge?"


Mike Carmona - about 4 years ago
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1:21:10 Rahl preps himself for his role in Street Fighter with this intense PSYCHO CRUSHER! Too bad he's spinning the wrong way.


Ryan J. - over 5 years ago
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The baboon sequence is actually re-used footage from a nature documentary film about Africa called "Animals Are Beautiful People", which I watched almost religiously as a kid. Can't believe they showed up again! hah. The guy who made that movie would go on to direct "The Gods Must Be Crazy."


RevJoan - over 4 years ago
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Doobie. That's the real actor in this film.


Dan Rudy - over 4 years ago
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Long before Bloomberg devised his soda ban, MST3K was already there with the obscenely sized Mega-Big Border Pop, redefining the way we think.


Big McLargehuge - over 4 years ago
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"The whole world's at 6's and 7's." Does this actually mean something or is it just a load of bull hock?


Alex Stefanic - over 4 years ago
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When Apalonia (or whatever the hell her name is) is checking her list of dopples, it says that a woman is being doppled into a lion named "Bruno", a man is being doppled into a panda named "Flossy", and Fingal is being doppled into Daisy....Can you only be doppled into an animal of the opposite sex?


Andrew Jones - over 4 years ago
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Just noticed that the chubby lady who complains about the heat apparently is the one narking Fingal out in the first scene.


Rachel Adams - over 4 years ago
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Can anyone explain Jamilla's purpose in this movie? Is she passing information on to the chairman? Am I thinking too hard?


Daniel Lopez - over 4 years ago
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Nothing like getting home, pouring myself a nice, cool glass of reconst, grabbing a box of flavo-fibes, turning on my syntho-tron-vision console, pressing a few dozen buttons and scrolling up this cinema.


James Perez - over 4 years ago
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Nano Tom Servo is honestly pretty cute.


Desiree Ashcraft - almost 5 years ago
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Brilliant actor, horrid movie.


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I am giving this episode its 47th laugh. The same number of laughs as credits that buy a doppel as an anteater... maybe.


Sage Harpuia - almost 5 years ago
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At about the 14 minute mark, I'm strongly reminded of the starting area of Half-Life 2...


Big McLargehuge - almost 5 years ago
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My favorite thing in this movie is Servo's impatience with all of the pseudo-science gibberish. Pointless abbreviations and sticking parts of words together to make a stupider word?! Yeah, THAT'S the future, sure! Oh wait...


Stereo Catz - almost 5 years ago
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The most depressing thing about this? YouTube has four links to the original movie.


Aaron Kuehmichel - about 5 years ago
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It's too bad TV's Frank wasn't around when they did this movie...they could have done a skit about how his dad played the Fat Man.


Scott Davis - about 5 years ago
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Hey, its Maury Chaykin/Nero Wolfe! One of my favorite TV shows of all time!


Calvin Morie McCarthy - over 5 years ago
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Hands down, one of the best !


John Belleville - over 5 years ago
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"Breathing knocks the wind out of this guy"


timeofthecapes - over 5 years ago
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I reccomend link 3 for the full episode, link 1 has an AV desync.


Neil Connery - over 5 years ago
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Raul Julia, rabid anti-anteater rhetoric, and a violent mail-order baboon named Henry Kissinger... yup, this one"s looking to crack my top five.