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901 - The Projected Man



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"A Rich And Marvelous Past"
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Topaz Wallingford Deizenstein Forrester... Amethyst Rogenta Forrester... Emerald Montgomery Forrester... Aventurine Salboraford Forrester...

So they broke the naming tradition with either Kinga or Kinga's Mom, whoever she is. There's probably already 20 fanfics explaining about this, right?


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Mugh Hungus - 23 days ago
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"...as you wait for the sound of the electron smmmaaassshhhhiiing thru your head.... you ugly little dummy...". "Oh can we server Blood of the Virgin at the ceremony, oh and ham .. cuase I'm a cannibal..with the electron smashing thru the back of your...... " ......


Teri Gee - over 4 years ago
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So...is there something that got cut out that would explain why in the world Blanchard was so determined to stop a project that was on the verge of being completely successful and bringing loads of money into the foundation (or whatever the establishment was) and would revolutionize pretty much everything having to do with transportation? It makes no sense to me, even if he didn't like Paul. I would think he'd be more likely to wait until Paul was successful and then make sure that all the profits and credit go to the establishment.


Luke Watson - over 3 years ago
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Wow, that had even more pointless racism than I expected.


"Let me introduce you to LASER..."
jrw.main - 10 months ago
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No one else finds this hilarious? Lasers were so new, no one knew if they needed an article. Like 'Internet' vs. 'the internet' (for, like, one weekend). It's like they are meeting a new friend for the first time. How quaint!


John Carnahan - about 4 years ago
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Before he is projected the orange haired scientist kind of looks like Peter Capaldi


Jordan Carpenter - over 2 years ago
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"No, I'm sorry. Your magic teleportation device has absolutely no practical utility or scientific merit until you can use it on guinea pigs."


Bender Rodriguez - about 2 years ago
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That secretary, what a MSTie babe! On par with Barbara Bouchet's "goo goo" baby eyes in Agent from H.A.R.M.


Stephen A Nathe - about 3 years ago
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The touch of death? so....is that in anyway like the touch of satan?


Anna M - 6 months ago
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"Don't make me go to the larder and unseal a tin of whoopass!"


Veklorr Vigorr - 10 months ago
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I WANT SHEILA IN HER UNDERWEAR!!! I WANT SHEILA IN HER UNDERWEAR!!!


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♫ Walking in Mayfair, walking with my Derby and my bumberchute ♫


mojojojo - 11 months ago
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Around 8:21 at the beginning, Tom sings "I said Ce, Cece Cooney---I said SG Rider!!" Is that a real song from something (obviously not with the credit names) It's been bugging me forever!


StartSeeingBenMurphies - over 1 year ago
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So... Dr. Claw is blackmailing Dr. Furry to embarrass Dr. Steiner in front of Dr. Lembach so that... um... does anyone know?


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As a Professor Lembach origin story, I found this movie lacking.


Alex N. - about 2 years ago
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NBC Universal has blocked this video due to copyright.... Cause you know, there's so much profit left to be made on this one.


Bruce Box-Liker - almost 4 years ago
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In that mid-episode host segment, Pearl lists a selection of ancestors who all have gem-based first names. Does anyone else find it strange that not one of them was Ruby, Garnet, Jewel, Crystal, Amber, or one of the other real-world gem-based names?


leecrystal1 - over 1 year ago
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Warning First 30+ minutes start over. LOL


leecrystal1 - over 1 year ago
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Found a link and added it.


Muffin - over 1 year ago
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So where's the projected man? All I see is an orange-haired Vorelli with a half-melted face, and a ping pong ball stuck in his eye socket.
What a stupid idea; ping pong ball eyes!


Hawthorne Rollings - over 1 year ago
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"Go past the drawings of turkeys made from kids hands and on to Miss Jenkins class."


Stereo Catz - over 4 years ago
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Surprisingly light on the Devil Doll riffs.


Teri Gee - almost 2 years ago
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As I was watching this time, I was wishing that Mike's possessions would have shown up (without comment) somewhere in Pearl's castle. So that the projector actually worked, but none of them realized it.

I just think it would have been a fun sight gag. It wouldn't have needed any commentary.


llll - over 4 years ago
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The host-segment where the Bots "project" Mike's valuables is one of the funniest!


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I have to say I was pulling for Vorelli the whole way!


Snuffy Wuffykiss - about 2 years ago
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A cat snapping good time.


James Krummel - over 4 years ago
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I so found myself wanting Mitchell to die. What an ass. He stops Sheila from finishing the experiment and the tells Lambert it was her fault the experiment went awry. Serious douche.


Last of the Wild Ponies - over 2 years ago
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58:44 "Oh, that man gives me the shudders!" Yeah, he is kind of a *pane*, isn't he! Get it? Pane, shutters... Ah, forget it.


Last of the Wild Ponies - over 2 years ago
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21:40 "I'm quite uninterested." Geez, tell me about it.


Scott A. Taylor - over 3 years ago
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Hey .. as a Brit I can't help but take just a little bit of offence at the guys stance on the accents in this movie .. I mean I know it all sounds 'funny' to you yanks .. but come on!! .. At least you can understand what they're saying. After all the crappy american b-movies they've say through you'd think they'd have found it refreshing! Other than that I thought this was a great episode .. just remember .. it takes a queen's english british man to make a REAL villain!! You won't be laughing when Christopher Lee comes to kick your ass ... with great articulation and dialogue that can kill all on it's own!


SpoungeBot - about 3 years ago
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I do believe that this film was shot through a urine filter lens.


Rusty6 - about 3 years ago
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Ahhh, old tin pants Hill?


Kelly Slane - over 3 years ago
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I'm just curious, but is it ever explained WHY Dr. Claw/Blofeld is so invested in taking down Vorelli? I mean what was the point?


Jane Sproul - over 3 years ago
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Dragging dead Mike into the theater is so hilariously fucking dark.


Kimono Dragon - over 3 years ago
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So this movie proves the true GENIUS of Willie Wonka! He teleported a candy bar and Mike Teevee, no sweat.


John Carnahan - about 4 years ago
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I saw this when I was 15 years old and now it's 15 years later. From here on out I will have known "The Projected Man" for more than half my life. Thanks MST3k


Leslie Doesn't Get You - over 4 years ago
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Is it just me or is Pearl's lantern not lit?


stegan o'graphic - over 5 years ago
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i can't believe they thought that terrible noise was a good idea. and not just to establish the projection process but multiple times, and for MINUTES. >_


Stereo Catz - over 4 years ago
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1:10:00 Hmm, you can clearly see Mike’s wedding ring. He’s been married since he’s been in space.


Teri Gee - about 4 years ago
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Pearl has clearly never played the organ before. That is NOT how you play an organ! I'm beginning to think that she wasn't really playing at all! That someone else was actually playing and she was just pretending! *gasp*


Rock Harris - over 3 years ago
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Knickers.


Teri Gee - over 3 years ago
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I was curious about the actor who played Chris Mitchel since they make fun of him so much. He was a very successful actor based on his IMDb entry. He was even in 12 episodes of the very early Doctor Who series (1968-70).


The humanity - over 3 years ago
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Ugh, the look and sound of the lab sequences induces a car sickness feeling...


The humanity - over 3 years ago
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I miss Dr.Forrester and TV's Frank at the beginning


Martha Fredette - over 3 years ago
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I had never watched this episode all the way before. It deserves more laughs.


Alex Stefanic - almost 6 years ago
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So this is pretty much "The Fly" without the fly...


Fredrick Stafford - over 4 years ago
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Last weekend I went to this really lame dinner party; you know the type, a cabal of research grant funded bores droning on and on in nasally monotones about some experiment gone horribly wrong. Then the only hot chick there got carried off in her underwear by some guy with a diaper plastered to the side of his face! So I pulled the old “Lembach” on them. I told them I was needed back in Geneva and must take my leave. They bought it! I really went to a strip club. My night was salvaged and the stuffy old dolts were never the wiser. ..hee hee hee.


Stereo Catz - over 4 years ago
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He’s never heard a cat make a distinctly cat-like meow sound before? Has simply never heard a cat?


Joseph Ewing - over 4 years ago
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Why doesn't his rubber glove melt or burst into flames when he puts it on?


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You know, even with MST3K movies, I usually try to give the filmmakers the benefit of the doubt, but sometimes there are things that just make me exclaim, "For God's sake!" Like, for God's sake, there was a scene in this film in which the camera was pointed, in close-up, directly at the top of an actor's head.


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So wait, what was Paul's best case scenario plan in projecting himself? He comes out fine the other side and goes and tells them "Hey, trust me, I just projected myself!"


A Silhouette - almost 4 years ago
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It's pretty funny how the entire plot of the movie rides on Lembach staying another day or not.. What would have happened if Lembach didn't stay?


B RYE the MST3K Guy - over 4 years ago
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is the fubar-faced doctor seem just like Verrelli from Devil Doll?....or is it just me?


Victoria Mayer - about 5 years ago
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Can someone tell me the official spelling of Lembeck (sp?)


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I say, everyone is just so delightfully British in this movie!


champton321 - about 4 years ago
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Good God, Pearl can make some of the creepiest faces I've ever seen!


Gal Dagon - over 5 years ago
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So... When I have something in my eye... I'm supposed to strip to make it better?


Mike Carmona - over 4 years ago
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This movie did wonders for the Great Vorreli. He SUCCESSFULLY performed the disappearing trick!


David Faltskog - over 4 years ago
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I wonder if Lembach will be staying?


James Krummel - over 4 years ago
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Love it when Tom's freaking out in the credits over wanting to see Sheila in her underwear again.


Stereo Catz - over 4 years ago
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I loved the bit about the old experiments.


Stereo Catz - over 4 years ago
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Cat-snapping again, Hooray!


Stereo Catz - over 4 years ago
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“Just like depriving the brain of blood!” Or other analogies!


Stereo Catz - over 4 years ago
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Not only does Crow & Servo’s projector send things away, it simultaneously brings in a mysterious smoky matter from someplace else. Amazing.


Mike Carmona - over 4 years ago
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I always hear the Tales from the Crypt theme with this episode's introduction of Castle Forrester.


John D'oh - over 4 years ago
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If Marvel's Electro and DC's Two-Face had a baby!


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00:39:27 - I think Tom is singing the coda from "Angel Eyes." 8)

(helpful YouTube link)


Peakpasha - over 5 years ago
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This is an episode, that has grown up on me. The movie is OK, it's kind of bland, but I've seen British horror movies, that were a lot worse (Scream and Scream Again for example). But there're a lot of good riffs.


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oh, the hair....!!!!!!


Big McLargehuge - almost 5 years ago
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Their impression of Lembach sounds more like Mario. I keep expecting him to go "It's-a me! Mario! Thank you so much for-a playing my game!"


Leslie Doesn't Get You - almost 5 years ago
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I love Gypsy-- "Hooray!! ....I guess."


Josh Lane - almost 5 years ago
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Hey, it's The Great Vorreli minus the never fully explained fake beard or the creepy doll with the soul of a german guy inexplicably murdered into it.


Big McLargehuge - over 5 years ago
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Blimey! I forgot how funny this one was. I love how a lot of it is just riffing on the British in general, rather than just the movie itself.


Gal Dagon - over 5 years ago
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How long did mike practice popping the phone receiver off it's rest like that?


Oliver W. Lowe - almost 6 years ago
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One of my very favorites. Thanks, Club MST3K!