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911 - Devil Fish



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Alex Stefanic - over 5 years ago
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Was this the inspiration for "Sharktopus"?


Klaatu - about 2 months ago
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39:39 Hang on, I gotta' stamp a new price on 'em


Mike Carmona - over 4 years ago
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This "film" desperately needed a Quint/ seafaring veteran-type. Or a Captain Ahab, seeking revenge against the Devil Fish for eating his beloved...speedo...


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Also "average age of cells is eight months" That.... well cells renew over time. Supposedly all of your cells in your body are replaced every seven years. And certain types of cell are replaced very rapidly. Additionally, can't octopi regrow tentacles? and if it's the end of the tentacle, its entirely likely it isn't as old as the creature itself.


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Wait a sec. The opening titles (credits) end with the name "Old, Jr." and there's no riff? What happened?


Old Man Hermit - over 1 year ago
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I'm pretty sure that palaeontologist lady is a fraud, as almost everything she says is blatantly wrong. She refers to marine reptiles as fish and she can't even pronounce Cretaceous properly.


Fancy Pantserton - almost 5 years ago
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I love lucifered potatoes, but, HOO, boy. "sphincter fire", that's all I'm saying...and...how do you tell whether or not you have soul in your stool?


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"Tell me I look like Micky Dolenz"
Im glad Im not the only one who thought that.


Michael Watt - 4 months ago
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12:30 Coast guard rescuer to dead guy being eaten by fish:
" Hang in there ol' chum"... Hilarious...you people are sick...


Joshua Pray - 5 months ago
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New link! One of my favorites.


Snuffy Wuffykiss - almost 2 years ago
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So how are killer Octosharks supposed to raise profits? It would make some sense if it was meant to be for a defense contract or something but they didn't even go there.


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Just put up a new link, copy & paste the URL into your browser for high-quality Devilish Fishiness.


Fredrick Stafford - over 4 years ago
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Alright, I laughed off all your Hercules movies and took the high road and just overlooked Escape 2000. Colossus and the Headhunters was a sucker punch that can never be forgiven, and I did call for sanctions after Danger! Death Ray, but this one tears it Italy! How much more do you expect us to take?! I say it is time to expel the Italian Ambassador, recall ours from Rome, and immediately sever all diplomatic relations. As part of reparations we will keep the lovely Chef Giada De Laurentiis, give back to you all things Chef Boyardee, and be willing to call it even. Just no more movies!


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Grrrrr, first Pumaman and now this one as well.
Link is dead.


Em Parker - about 5 years ago
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The cast people of this film seem to be operating under the assumption that as long as a woman is blonde and blue-eyed, she is attractive. They have simultaneously proved themselves WRONG.


Kelly Slane - almost 5 years ago
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Was this originally supposed to be a light porn movie, but the director decided to try to make it an actual movie instead?


Rhys Patterson - almost 5 years ago
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I remember seeing this "movie" on tv several years ago and being able to say few of the jokes. However I until seeing this movie without some of the editing they did for MST3k broadcast I never understood all the " hanging one out there jokes, and evinrude jokes" not sure I still get the evinrude ones but the others referring to how often the actors, usually the electrican's junk slips out of the cut off shorts they are wearing. They one "shot" they still had in the mst3k broadcast has the actors nuts being covered by the MST3k logo. In the uncensored movie I noticed 3 to 4 times maybe five but its during a fight scene and it could be something else. Someone mentions if this was a light porn film first that the director made into a movie. If so he had a real thing for the men in the movie. There are some sex scenes but honestly it was a bait and tackle shot every 15 minutes. And it's not like it was subtle or could be missed lol they just didn't care. Usually it a boob slip and there were a couple with the skinny chick and the electrician"s assistant's death scene. But it was the causal Italian buffalo shots that made the "uncensored" movie make so many if these jokes click for me.


Rhys Patterson - over 4 years ago
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Shark and octopus? Together in one. Pfft it wouldn't have taken over the ocean it would be hunted to extinction, if if someone wasn't trying to deep fry it, make it soup, or roll it up in rice and seaweed, a group of Asian men with erectile dysfunction would e chasing it down to powder it and snort it in the hopes of a better Viagra drug. It never had a chance.


Alyssa Who Will Not Be Named - over 4 years ago
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The cringe factor of the sex scenes in this is off the charts. Especially with the Darryl Hannah Stick.


Rhea - over 4 years ago
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it is not "cetatous." CRETACEOUS. CRETACEOUS. THERE IS AN "R" IN THERE. ALSO IT IS A PERIOD. NOT AN ERA. THOSE TERMS ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE. That whole section drives me crazy. Also, what the hell is up with these scientists?? "We have a recording of the creature and no visual data or any other data to describe this creature." "IT'S A PROTOSHARK/UNDISCOVERED SPECIES." That's a huge leap of faith.


James Krummel - about 4 years ago
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Why does this episode have less laughs than Final Sacrifice? Wow. Extremely hilarious riffing non-stop. Such a beautiful episode.


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I checked the original movie to see if their blocking at about 35:43 was really necessary.

Guy's testicle was all the way out of his pants. 'Incoming' indeed!


unboundsheep - over 2 years ago
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son of Nel, the precursor to son of Coul.


Brian Eno - about 2 years ago
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The male and female leads in this turd are in a kick fuckin' ass Road Warrior/Escape From New York ripoff called 2019: After the Fall of New York.


leecrystal1 - about 1 year ago
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This episode has a great trivia question.
Who's picture is in Mike wallet?


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Jeffrey Jones - 10 months ago
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1) The annotations, while a clever idea, go by too fast and are too small; they're really distracting.
2) Brain Guy's "Isaac" finger guns at the end are pure excellence.


FedoraMark - 10 months ago
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Mike explaining how he tried to weld his ice cubes is one of my favorite Mike moments.


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At 33:07, when Stella says "I like the color of your eyes," it's always bothered me that the electrician has the SAME eye color as everyone else on the boat. Sandra, Beery Guy, Stella, the electrician... everybody. It's like saying, "I like that you have hands."


Valerie Yanes - over 1 year ago
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They'll be number two soon enough!


Bruce Nick - over 1 year ago
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The end credit laughter had me on the floor.


Robert Brown - almost 4 years ago
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Is Mike's opening monologue based on an old TV show opening VO? The words sound familiar, or perhaps I'm losing my grip.

This has to be the least sexy "sexy" movie ever. Possibly--possibly--my favorite MST riff ever: when the scientist removes her glasses and Tom plays the dirty trumpet.


Frederick Jacob Luebker - over 3 years ago
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42:32 So the Jurassic period was only "approximately 320 years ago"? What, is she from the Christian Science Institute or something?


American = canned beer lover
Rosebud - about 3 years ago
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I guess it took a few watchings to realize the stereotype of Americans. How do you show your audience that the Italian blue-eyed actors are "American"? Why of course, have them drink Budweiser from cans 24 hours a day. Ha. I love how they make it more and more blatant. Near the end, the one guy just tells the other "the beers in the cooler", as if he noticed that an American was actually NOT holding a beer and obviously that needed to be rectified asap.

I also love how the girl says "I love the color of your eyes", when EVERY ACTOR in the movie has the same blue eyes. Ha.


Jeven Moore - almost 3 years ago
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Devil fish! the only movie monster where you have to throw yourself into its mouth for it to get you! Rated "huh??"


Charles Todd Helton Architect - over 2 years ago
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I love the first 15 minutes or so of editing. It is quite funny all of the jumps here and there!!!!


Fancy Pantserton - almost 5 years ago
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Mike is cute ^_^ like a middle child brother who is charmingly weird, and knows how to play dumb convincingly.


Dan Rudy - about 4 years ago
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"Warning! Ethnic Slur!"


Stephen A Nathe - over 3 years ago
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1:18:29---sounds like the Chief calls the Deputy "GORGEOUS"....???


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So I watch this back-to-back with The Horror of Party Beach; is it any wonder that when I hear "how are we going to burn a monster hiding at the bottom of the sea", my immediate reaction is "Sodium!"?


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Last of the Wild Ponies - over 2 years ago
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"Alright, keep calling him." *ring ring* Hello? Mr. Devil Fish?


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Last of the Wild Ponies - over 2 years ago
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"When you see the red light come on, turn it off." YOU DON'T HAVE TO TURN ON THE RED LIGHT!


Stereo Catz - over 4 years ago
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"Ed Wood's octopus scene was a lot more convincing that this." That's right folks, Mike just made a reference to a season 4 movie that he wasn't even supposed to be around for. Well done guys.


Bruce Box-Liker - about 4 years ago
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"One hundred feet, approximately. Seventy-five feet. Fifty feet! (Pause for light conversation) Twenty-five feet, and it's picking up speed! ...Ten feet! ......Eight feet!"

What's wrong with this picture?


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Last of the Wild Ponies - over 2 years ago
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"It's hard to believe sheriff." He really IS not butter!


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Last of the Wild Ponies - over 2 years ago
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And now, for the LA Lakers, SHACK!


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Last of the Wild Ponies - over 2 years ago
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Hey, it's Hugo Weaving!


Paige Dawson - almost 4 years ago
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does anyone else think the hitman-esque character (he's the man ringing the "department store" doorbell) looks a lot like a puffed-up version of dexter? or is it just me?


Sweets McGee - over 3 years ago
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The boats made of concrete. I wonder if it's powered by his face.


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"I like the color of your eyes." *Immediately walks away*

Is it just me, or is that the clumsiest flirtation ever filmed? What, is she in sixth grade?


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I get the feeling that with all the beer chugging, that someone in charge was an alcoholic.


Brian Peter Vandenbroek - over 2 years ago
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Hold on, I don't understand. Why does this movie have two sets of opening credits?


Chad Snyder - almost 3 years ago
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The sardonic mock laughter to the last line of the film does it for me every time. Ah, rank banality in script writing, how do I love thee...


Chad Snyder - almost 3 years ago
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Servo does a kickass 4 Non Blondes...


Stephen A Nathe - over 3 years ago
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that's how i lke to fish Mike, flashlight and a flame thrower


Conni Perez-Schenkel - about 3 years ago
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Our favorite!!!


Stereo Catz - over 4 years ago
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"I tried to weld mine." Very rarely has an out of theater line made me laugh that much.


A Silhouette - almost 4 years ago
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Just for the sake of education; if something is too high or low of frequency to catch on tape, it is also too high or low of frequency to hear


The humanity - over 3 years ago
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A lot of gags about the skinny lady in this one


Stephen A Nathe - about 3 years ago
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26:48---PaRappa the Rappa!!


Stephen A Nathe - over 3 years ago
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Southern Man gonna eat your head!!


Stephen A Nathe - over 3 years ago
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Squad #2 come in please!
We done been 'et, over...!


Stephen A Nathe - over 3 years ago
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Get your flame throwers out! Grab a stick of Juicy Fruit!


Stereo Catz - over 3 years ago
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Seriously the title comes up TWICE. Once at 8:02 and again at 10:10. Why!?


Stephen A Nathe - over 3 years ago
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that guy's name was BOB HOGAN?? OH...oh yah, he TOTALLY looks like a "BOB HOGAN"...!!!


Stephen A Nathe - over 3 years ago
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I'm glad KPORN was back on the air


Stereo Catz - over 4 years ago
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Why does this movie have two title sequences?


Stephen A Nathe - over 3 years ago
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whatever it is, i wouldn't wanna rub it the wrong way...

well I would!


Stereo Catz - over 4 years ago
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10 feet, 8... ... 20, 15. It's Turned!


Joseph Ewing - over 4 years ago
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This copy of the episode is unwatchable. You might as well not have this episode available if this is the condition it's in.


Stereo Catz - over 4 years ago
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Please tell me she meant to say 320 MILLION years ago.


Joe Ehresman - almost 4 years ago
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Tom and Crow laughing at the end keeps getting funnier and funnier as you realize how ridiculous the still frame shot is.


Kelly Slane - over 3 years ago
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I love the fact that during the opening sequence the blond-stick-girl says "Shush!" and the music stops.


A Lush Cocktail Rescue - almost 4 years ago
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glugglugglugglugglug... ahh... *KSHKT* glugglugglugglugglug... ahh... *KSHKT* glugglugglugglugglug... ahh... (burp)...*KSHKT*


Frederick Jacob Luebker - over 3 years ago
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35:35 What the hell is he drinking, a can of condensed milk?


Stephen A Nathe - over 3 years ago
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"we are vrom Europe...!"----and then Servo's laugh!!!


Stephen A Nathe - over 3 years ago
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i love this one too, but every ep AFTER the Glory of Rowsdower is just filler material


suzy lux - almost 4 years ago
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I have this to say:
AHAHAHAHA HA HAHA HAHAHA! OOHOOHOOHOO HAHA HEE HEE HEE! HEHEHHEHEH HAHAHAA HA HA. AHAHAHA HOO HOO HOO HEHEHEHEHEH HAHAHA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA HAHA HA HA HAHAHAHSDHFJSDF HA. HA. HAH. HAH. HEH. ha.


Gal Dagon - over 5 years ago
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I'm gonna let myself seem a bit creepy and say this movie was worth it just for Iris Peynado. Wow.


Teri Gee - about 4 years ago
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I love Brain Guy as Isaac. Especially the "Mrs. Dash air" at the beginning and then his little gestures in the background at the end.


Phil Carstens - over 5 years ago
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My two favorite goofs in this movie are when they show the title twice, and when the female scientist says that fish with teeth developed approximately 320 years ago. The fact that they didn't even bother fixing those blatant mistakes shows the director just didn't care.


Eric Gilbert - about 4 years ago
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Tom at about 00:05:45 "Welp... I'm gonna get drunk if I have to watch this crap-hole of a movie."


Teri Gee - about 4 years ago
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This is an episode that I really had never seen until I started trying to track down all the episodes a few years ago. It's absolutely hilarious and was a joy to watch for the first time. Not my top episode, but definitely easy to watch and enjoy.


Bozohotep - about 4 years ago
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Boy, ya really gotta watch what ya say any more. Dolphins, electricians...and don't even get me started on Coily the Spring Sprite.


William Jennings - over 4 years ago
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During the Captain's Dinner in the final host segment, Brain Guy is in the background channeling Issac the bartender from "Love Boat".


Olivia P - about 5 years ago
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Did...did they just make a Parappa the Rapper reference? Unless "Kick, punch, it's all in the mind" came from something else first...


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The laughing bit at the end of the film gets me every time. It's so brilliantly obnoxious.


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Just wondering... why is the picture kind of shifting and waving around on the screen like that? Shots in the opening sequences which are normally stationary are kind of weaving and moving around on the screen. Was this shot off of a monitor with a hand-held iPhone cam or something?


Scott A. Taylor - over 4 years ago
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Sorting through my sock draw would be scarier than this film!


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Bob Scientist's eulogy was delivered by Mitchell.


Daniel Durham - over 4 years ago
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So long and thanks for all the fish ;-)


Leslie Doesn't Get You - over 4 years ago
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The guy that gets bit and ends up writhing in his hospital bed... Mike and the bots say he looks like Rob Reiner. I think he looks just like Brian Posehn, who's been in a zillion things, including The Sarah Silverman Program, but I remember him best as the mail clerk from Just Shoot Me.


Gal Dagon - over 5 years ago
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Gotta love Gypsy's description of Pearl.