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I was having a really crappy night until about 1:05:00 into Touch of Satan when I suddenly realized that the leader of the angry torch mob who had come to burn the witch is the same actor who plays that perfectly disgusting Kester character from Giant Spider Invasion. At first I didn't know the source of utter repulsion that came as the mob leader was talking, then the hideous voice struck a stronger chord of memory and then I knew.... and I smiled.
We need a good fake internet argument.
The rules are simple. You win the argument by being the first to declare that you win.
If you don’t understand the rules, you should work on your reading comprehension.
And … go.
Don't know if someone already linked to these before (i tried a search and it didn't work) but here's the 2014 Turkey Day bumpers for anyone who missed the show:
"Lick your eggs... or have a friend lick them!"
I mentioned this to Aileen (Fluffy) down below in a sub-thread. The problem with posting in Forum when I'm upset is that it looks like I'm upset forever. I'm long since over it. I know it was site glitches and other nonsense, but regardless of reasons, it seems a hell of a lot less important now. I just thought I'd let y'all know that.
Another Gamera fave on the WIT! Now, if I can get the chat widget to run without Firefox 25 gagging on itself after ten minutes like it did the other night. I know it worked OK last time (Daddy-O) I used it.
Let that sink in.
I never got the impression that "Merry Christmas (If That's Okay)" was supposed to be a rallying cry for those who claim that America is waging a "War On Christmas." Apparently, some of the usual buffoons on YouTube feel differently. I guess they didn't stick around long enough to hear the end of the song. Last time I checked, "Can't we all just get along?" wasn't synonymous with "Let me yell a certain phrase in your heathen face with a bullhorn as loud as I can, savoring the knowledge that I may well be annoying the living crap out of you."
But I could be wrong. Anyway, if Mike Nelson (or any other religious cast member) is all over Twitter praising and sharing links to "War On Christmas" blowhards, please don't let me know. I like my interpretation better. Thanks.
...for anyone who wants to plan revenge on their friends... or, just ride on the running board of an old Bronco everywhere.
I really want frog legs now...
Guess which episode I watched then.
It was on the 16th and I didn't even hear about it until today! щ(ºДºщ)
Has anyone ever noticed that Kim Jong Un looks like the kid from up?
But I do applaud one theater's decision to replace it with showings of Team America: World Police.
What a perfect way to end the week... a cold glass of lemonade, a couple of hits of bud, planning revenge on my friends.
Since returning home from my holiday abroad, I've received a metric fuckton of emails from my family and newfound friends asking me when I might be returning. They also ask if the return might be on a more permanent basis. I have to admit that in my odd spare moments, I have been looking into it. Having been born in the UK, it's fairly easy to secure a residence visa. The pet transport quarantines have been relaxed considerably over the last few years. As for family here, I have my sisters, and while I love them... I've never been particularly close to them, if that makes sense. I have my friends as well, and while I am friendly with them, there are none among them I might call firm friends.
Which leads me to most of you. While I've never given a solitary shit about most people I've met online, I've become quite fond of you lot.
I don't ask for advice often, but I could use a bit now.
First of all Hello! (and Thank You!). I've been MIA for a little bit, mostly on my own accord - getting my shit together. Not gonna lie, I've missed you guys... "Uh-oh... He's getting SQUISHY!" There's been a lot of developments in the past several weeks - no intention of going over it NOW (maybe an OT post during the wee *giggle* hours of the night and I'll fill y'all in on it) - but suffice it to say, shit's been happening. Good shit. And some bad shit.
However (comma) the purpose of this post is to ask your assistance with picking an episode to show an eager newbie - with whom I've recently become friends. Met while biking one day (yes, in this place known as the "real world" - scary). Lovely story. Not getting into it. Please lend me your assistance! I know we've done this a million times, but let's make it a million and one *tilts head* shall we?
So tell me - with the obvious ones like Space Mutiny, Final Sacrifice, and Hobgoblins aside - what would be YOUR ideal episode to show a newbie?
Favorite host and bots quirks? I wear headphones to hear everything better, and noticed Servo's "Huh." and "Hm?" riffs. He does it a lot, and they're like mini riffs that comment on the absurdity of a scene. Hilarious.
Joel's perfect "apathetic bewilderment" tone in his voice is another great quirk.
Time for some really bad, non erotic burlesque. Mixed up zombies: check. Bag of Dutch treat: check. Treat Williams..... Okay, no Treat Williams.
....how you doin'? how you doin'? Does any one have any suggestions as to which episode to turn to after the shittiest of days?
So there was a watch-it-together for my birthday last night. Remember? Lots of folks were all gung ho about it. Thanks to the folks that did show to Fugitive Alien: NS, Rusty and especially Jane Sproul who I'd never talked to before; we discovered we had a lot in common. I know the site was glitchy yesterday, so I'm hoping that's the main problem. But I'm pretty sure some of it was the same shit that always happens on my birthday--Christmas stuff always wins out. Yeah, I'm pretty bitter about my December birthdate. This year, I had a karaoke get-together the night before it and fully four people showed up. I had fun anyway, but I can't say it didn't hurt.
So last night in our film club we watched the new documentary Jingle Bell Rocks! (trailer here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3219462/?ref_=nv_sr_3) and I discovered my new favorite Christmas song... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xfVlp5WsYs. I just had to share the joy : )
so, hi. I know nothing about forums, kinda new to this. It just happens that I've never come across anybody who digs mst3k (the friends I've tried to show it to were....nonplussed...) I don't want any pretentious overanalyzing fandom (but I bet msties aren't like that) I just happen to have grown up with the show. Yep, still got a couple eps recorded on vhs and a couple of vhs tapes that didn't get returned to Hollywood Video before it shut down. So I'm delighted to find them all HERE. And it might be interesting to talk to others who like the show; as I mentioned there don't seem to be overwhelming numbers of them. But I'd bet they're good people :)
I print nautical charts for a living. Real exciting, I know.
But... whenever I print chart NOAA #11484 I get to do my best Tom Servo impression.
THANKS A LOT, PONCE
For those of us with children are you dreading or looking forward to Christmas vacation :)
Some criminals can be so dumb!....."Yea I stabbed her 32 times but it was a accident" (not exactly the story I just watched but it might as well be)
John... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!
I noticed a strange thing after finally getting into season one. In S1E04-Women of the Prehistoric Planet Joel reads a letter in the final host segment that mentions the contest in Robot Holocaust to name the guacamole guy, but Robot Holocaust is episode 10. The Amazing Colossal Guide says the same thing, but doesn't list dates aired. Why are they numbered this way when E04 must have aired after E10?
im here. mst3k rocks
What day is it??? Gee, maybe that's why there's only 55 people here.
Gathering for a Watch It Together for My Birthday: Fugitive Alien NOW
I had trouble getting on the site. And by the looks of it, many others are having the same problem. Only 61 people watching episodes right now. I'll hang around a while and see