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Alex C. - about 5 hours ago

Anyone else going to see Rifftrax Live tonight?


City on Fire 1979
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Henrik Steimer - about 19 hours ago

Does anybody know where to buy City on Fire from 1979 with Henry Fonda?


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Matt West - 1 day ago

Mom your comment is rather generic. Drugs are substances which alter either the human body or mind, if you drink enough h20 you will suffer from water intoxication (you def won't be in the mood to laugh trust me.) Yes there are many drugs that lead to nothing but misery, heroin, coke/crack, crystal meth. I am 6 months clean from methadone so I can say your right on about opiates, if you just started them you may be in the mood to laugh after that your just trying not to be sick.

Where you completely missed the ball is everyone reacts differently to different drugs. I have ADHD, if I take amphetamines (Dexedrine) my brain chemistry reacts different than the average person. Speed calms me down when most people get a rush. I can nap on amps. Then there are drugs such as MDMA, this will make most people absolutely giddy and love to laugh, however this will fade more and more after use so I don't recommend it. Magic Mushrooms, man you are going to be in the mood to laugh, however tolerance with this also comes quick. If you have the will power (I won't because I won't risk my sobriety but every soul is different) you can do MDMA twice a year or so with essentially no side effects (your brain won't make as much serotonin the weeks following so basically you will borrow tomorrows laughs for today.) There is a cure for this however, magic mushrooms actually uptakes the serotonin levels in the brain for weeks after use.
They are actually investigating the chemical in magic mushrooms (psilocybin) as a natural anti-depressant.

Then there is trusty Marijuana. Yes Marijuana will make you extremely lazy and dopey if you use too much. However this will pass within a week with even the heaviest use. As far as tolerance goes, yes there is tolerance with MJ, however it levels off and does not go extremely high like opiates or benzodiazapines. It DOES not kill brain cells, the study that suggested it pumped nothing but marijuana into chimps for roughly 10 minutes. Zero oxygen. What happens to a brain cell when it was deprived oxygen? I sure hope I don't need to answer that :P but as far as laughter, MST3K is hilarious all by itself, through in a little bit of MJ and you will be in tears and not from any amount of discomfort.

People reading this, for the most part drugs lead to misery so don't take this as defense of drugs or me suggesting this is something you do. However to say all drugs lead to misery is much to general of a statement and leads to confusion over what exactly a drug is and the fact that everyone reacts differently to chemicals. Don't judge a person if they feel the benefits of a drugs outweigh the side effects.


The Law Is The Word, And The Word Is The Law
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Alright, man, sounds like a real fun WIT again tonight.

The Law is The Word, and The Word is The Law, and...


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Mom, my nuts - 1 day ago

http://www.hulu.com/watch/345462

This would actually be funny enough even without the riffs. If you don't laugh you're probably on drugs. Because drugs are like that.


MYSTERY Science Theatre
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Anyone know why Frank sometimes calls Dr. F "Steve"? I actually thought his name was "Steve" for a long time, but its Clayton.....


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Our culture can be a dark pit of confusion. There is a beacon of hope.

O MST
You've shown to me
Best brains are mightier than brawn;
Through the dark night of cinema hell
You've brought me through to happy dawn.

When pride of man has brought me down,
When money-mad ambitious men
Have blown my mind with their dread films
That Theater brings me hope again.

Beat back the gates of Hell on Earth!
After I'm through this Earthly ride
I'll get to that theater up above
And see you on the other side.


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James GreyWolf - 1 day ago

Today is Michael Palin's 72nd birthday. Since I am a serious fan of the entire Monty Python crew, I thought I would wish him a happy one and many more.


I'm on vacation and I miss my mst blankie!
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I really miss you guys! I should be back by this time next week if not sooner. Looking forward to joining in on a good WIT.
Be good you wonderful people and I'll see you soon!


Tonight's WIT: Amazing Colossal Man
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Awright, YEAH.

"As far as I'm concerned, THE WEDDING IS STILL ON!"


Care to sign?
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I've started a petition to affirm the truth of solipsism and I only need one signature.


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Hawthorne Rollings - 2 days ago

I've got a question about the movie Project Alien. Didn't Mary Jo release this DVD with only herself riffing on it about 5 years ago? I could of sworn I bought it and watched it, but that was 2 moves ago so it could be anywhere....anyone here know what I'm referring to?


So, Other Space, then...
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Right, after so many people posted about it I finally made myself try out Other Space, just watched ep 3 (cos some people said that's when it sort of starts to pick up). I was prepared to absolutely hate it, but I must say, eh, its all right. That's a big complement from me because I just don't like shows, there are like 3 TV shows I ever liked. It's weird though, its clearly directed toward people my age, which shows me exactly how disconnected I am from my own generation. I'd basically just watch it for Joel, Trace, and the gratuitous MST callbacks which I may or may not be imagining.

"See you on the other side, buddy."


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Derrick Frazier - 3 days ago

Has anyone seen Other Space yet? I'm watching the season for a second time. Joel and Trace are hilarious.


A Sequel to "Space Mutiny" Day?
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I asked about this in response to an earlier post, but I figure that starting a thread of my own would be more likely to get an informed response. So, do any plans/supporters exist out there for an event like last year's "Space Mutiny Day"?

For those that don't remember or hadn't discovered the site yet, last year a number of regulars on the forum decided to celebrate the anniversary of everyone's favorite 80's space turkey with a number of themed threads, drinking games, short-term changing of usernames and/or pics, and other such silliness. This was prior to the WIT's (I'm pretty sure, at least) so at the time it was a nice, rare opportunity for a site-wide get-together. The date and guidelines were set a great deal in advance, and so the turnout was very impressive. Personally, I had a lot of fun.

I believe there's been talk a few times about doing a similar event sometime this year, but I tend to return to this site and forum only sporadically, so I don't know if any concrete plans ever came about. Does anyone know if something's in the works? If not, is there any interest amongst other forum regulars to put a special event like this together?


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Paganguy1 . - 3 days ago

I had a great time with Space Mutiny, with all of you guys! Eventually the chat worked and we were really in synch! Great fun! Thanks all you guys, and I;m sorry for the typos, but with all the railing kill drinking, I'm surprised I can type at all!


However Chat is broken D:
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Space Mutiny tonite! Even if chat seems like it's broken (anyone else having problems with this?)
Some of you guys are probably aware, but I want you all to know that Calgon has appeared in another MST episode. He's also Diabolik! The years were unkind to him.


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Alex C. - 3 days ago

Leaving the forum because of dickweeds was juvenile of me.* This is the internet, of course, and everyone is free to spout whatever negativity they choose. My coming back has nothing to do with tonight's WIT, the incomparable Space Mutiny.

*Is 'dickweed' a swear word? Discuss.


Tommy W, "The Room" live show...
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Paganguy1 . - 3 days ago

I'm very excited. But did you guys see his endorsement of the Rifftrax live show? Wow! He showed some of his latest work which is for his line of underwear... um... wow... As a gay man, I have to say.... um... wow! There were some nice looking models in the "ad" and stuff, but, I think seeing it has made me sexually confused... It was like something you might see on The Simpsons only it was real... I think... I think I need to lie down...


Oh my.
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Fish Argument - 3 days ago

Look what's on the slate tonight.


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Mom, my nuts - 3 days ago

Speaking of missing eps, I'm not able to get Wild Rebels lately. Not the posted YouTube version anyway. I'm not sure if this is just my system or if YouTube took it down or what happened.


Missing Ep alert!
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The Vid Vanishes! Episode 105, The Corpse Vanishes, is gone. Not my favorite ep by any means, but it features one of my favorite inventions. I thought about it today because I saw a Greek restaurant that had a revolving sign and thought, why its a Chiro-Gyro!


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UncleDes - 4 days ago

Title Bad Spy Movies
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Stereo Catz - 5 days ago

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New Shout Factory TV episodes: Tormented and First Spaceship to Venus.

For any newbies who don't know, Shout Factory TV is a channel you can watch on streaming devices for your TV like Roku, Google Chromecast or Amazon Fire TV (I only have the Roku, so I'm assuming the others have it).
Or you can just go to www.shoutfactorytv.com


Monster-A-Go-Go?
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The Hon. J. Rosnibon - 5 days ago

Oh no!


Certificate of Deep Hurting on Amazon
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William Mize - 5 days ago

Have you earned YOUR Certificate of Deep Hurting? I'm watching the series in order again, just to earn mine. Again. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BX43CHK I've seen some at conventions, great for autographs!


Just logged onto chat for tonight's WIT
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Anyone care to join me...? Just settling in, waiting around for 10:00.


Alright, stoked for tonight's WIT!
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This is the post
written in the forum
for all the gang at ClubMST3K
HE TRIED TO KILL HIM...