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Sleeping with MST3K
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FunkyBairdPot - about 3 hours ago

So how many watch an episode or two of MST3K before going to sleep at night on a regular bases? Like a b movie riffing bedtime story. I do for sure. Almost every night. Put on an episode ether on this computer or smart TV, watch for alittle while, then comes the Zs.

And if so, what would be a favorite bedtime episode(s)? For me would be Jack Frost for being close to a traditional fairy tale, and Mole People that the idea of being underground in all that darkness makes me sleepy. Especially when there's nothing really scary in that darkness. Those mole people are so misunderstood. XD

About the title, its only dirty if you have a dirty mind. XD


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Wyatt Mars - about 13 hours ago

i always forget what wit stands for


Puma Man Theme Song Confirmed?!
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The Autopilot - about 21 hours ago

Listen to the end of this Hershey's commercial:
https://youtu.be/6a-qFawWk5c


Blast from the past!
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Homegrown Hemoglobin - about 24 hours ago

I was going through some boxes of stuff, and I found a VHS tape I recorded from the Sci-Fi channel. It has "Prince of Space" on it! Except for one moment when the signal dropped out leaving snow, it is quite a good copy!
"Well, consider yourselves conquered, I gotta go."


Saw this gem on tumblr today.
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Joel during MST3K: Your college roommate who smokes a lot of pot.
Joel now: Your college professor who also happens to smoke a lot of pot.


Coolest or weirdest thrift store flea market finds?
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Hawthorne Rollings - 2 days ago

All set for a flea market frenzy this morning,and then it started to rain.... I'm a bit pack ratty so I have to have a "handler" lol...some flea markets are all new garbage fresh from the child slave factories of the Far East, tube socks, knock off purses, aka crap. While others are way over priced, they sell nothing to anybody but just go to set up a table to socialize with other dealers. Then there's the ones that Just right. A little new, a lot of old cool stuff, and possible items that may have fallen off the back of a truck. Best finds, a stone 75 pound Buddha, some hand loomed prayer rugs, weird kitschy books. Things that piss me off, dealers with fake WWII stuff, over priced polished rock jockeys, and people selling corningware fugly plates from the 1970's. One thing I wished I had bought was a hand made medal gauntlet with moveable jointed fingers, something somebody probably bought at a Ren-Fest. I went back to get it after 5 minutes of fretting, only to find it already sold. So wanna share some stores about crazy garage or yard sale finds?


Which WiTs this Week?
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Brandon Gary Dove - 2 days ago

Just give a shoutout to ur fav ep, or study which ep's have shown up recently and calculate ur chances... You can't do any worse that me.
My guess of Night of the Blood Beast was only off by eight days, tho! :-p


Happy Birthday! Vincent Price
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Vincent Price would have been 105 today...Enjoy this link from SHOUT commemorating his lifetime with 104 things to love about him...It's from last year so add something you loved about him(if you like) to celebrate his B-Day this year :) https://www.shoutfactory.com/editorials/104-reasons-to-love-vincent-price-on-his-104th-birthday


Take it Easy: Torgo Style
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Although the dude wouldn't approve since he can't stand The Eagles...this gave me several good laughs...Enjoy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRsVyZqwWY8


What's-his-name
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800 lb. gorilla - 4 days ago

Over the life of the show, Dr. CF has called Joel many colorful and imaginative names. Panzer and Commander Drake-snot are a couple. (i think) They can be hi-larious, but they never fail to get a smile. So, how many can we recall? Yeah, he had names for Nelson, too....but who cares? Ok ok, Mike too, but say which is for whom, please AND the episode.


I'll take TV Shows for $1000
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Back in the day(during the initial run of the show) what 3 Channels besides Comedy Central & Sci-Fi...aired episodes of our favorite show?(MST3K, of course)


Slightly OT: Newest Rifftrax
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(Is RT off topic?) Anyone seen Hillbillys (sic) in a Haunted House yet?


Today's WAiT: The "horror"... Yes, the definite "horror".
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Brandon Gary Dove - 6 days ago

Which of these ep's has the most absurdly UN-scary monster? And which has the "best" monster? ...or best costume, if nothing scares you ;-)
I usually get the most chills from the idiot protagonists!


Salvaged comments from the deleted chinstrap thread
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I deleted a post. If you had a discussion you wanted to check on in the snoring/chinderwear post, you can probably figure out what's what here: http://imgur.com/fMcV4Uo


Michael Bay
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I've just been exposed to the testosterone-fueled nightmare that is "The Last Ship" and I got thinking... what would be the plot line of some perfectly normal book or movie or show, if MB got hold of it? For example:

Michael Bay's "Benjamin Bunny"
Plot: Mr McGregor's back....with tactical nuclear weapons.

Your turn.


New iTunes availability: Shorts Vol 1
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For anyone who's been eager to have a digital copy of the Shorts, Vol 1 is up on iTunes as of this morning!


Burt Kwouk, gorn!
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Daniel Emerson - 7 days ago

The death of Burt Kwouk was announced today, at the age of 85.

Okay, he was best known as Cato in the Pink Panther films, but according to one source at least, had an uncredited role in The Castle of Fu-Manchu.

And he was the narrator for 'Monkey Magic' and 'The Water Margin', so his voice is part of my childhood. A very funny man and also an underrated straight actor.


Where's Mongo?
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Anybody know what happened to Mongo?


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Robert Williams - 7 days ago

I think maybe this forum has the most decent bunch of folks anywhere on the internets ,is it because we share a love of MST3K that isnt prone to opposing and combative points of view like on say a sporting forum ?Or is it that MST3K draws together a particular kind of personable person ?


Doggie reviewed movies and tv shows....
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Hawthorne Rollings - 7 days ago

Hey I thought I'd share some news. If you like Maria Bamford's stand up you'll love she new Netflix show Lady Dynamite. All 12 eppys available for bingeing. If you enjoy dark surreal dystopian comedies then run don't walk to see Lobster, with Collin Farrell. No spoilers just in this film if you don't have a mate the state makes you go to a hotel to find one. You have 45 days to do so or you get turned into the animal of your choice. A couple of squirmy scenes with animal violence, implied then the after effects, not nice, but if you like Todd Solondz's movies you may enjoy this one. At your local art house theater. I was willing to over look violence in order to see a fat Farrell ( he's awesome) and a great running joke involving a style of music and a dance scene. If you've seen it let me hear your thoughts on it.


Fan yar't. ~Space Pirate 01a
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Eve Bonethug - 8 days ago

Skits you perform
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Any of you lot have an MST3K skit that is a private in-joke with family and friends?

For me and my sons, it's the totally irrelevant "I...KNOW" skit from Kid Brother: what's yours?


Predict-A-WiT Sunday
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Brandon Gary Dove - 9 days ago

It was a good week for Joe Don Baker fans, as we got to see Mitchell and Final Justice. I guessed "JDB movies" a few weeks back, so I guess I win. Hikeeba in ur faces!
Moving on, this week I predict Master Ninja II or Fugitive Alien II. Do I like sequels? Serials? Or just Roman numerals? Let's find out!


getting others into mst3k
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Wyatt Mars - 9 days ago

most of the people in my friend group have been sucked into mst3k thanks to me, idk i think its just that good, its all we talk about during lunch


Losing your MSTiginity
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Daniel Emerson - 11 days ago

A callback to a previous thread, but can you remember he first Experiment you ever saw? Although I saw a bit of a MST3K show back in the Nineties, my first proper episode was 'Deathstalker III'.

What was yours? I assume the question has been asked before, but not since I found this website.


Cool!
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Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great Frisco Freak-out!!!!
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Hawthorne Rollings - 11 days ago

Just checking....:@)


Dear Sir Seth....
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Hawthorne Rollings - 11 days ago

If you're a big fan of the 1st ten years of the Simpsons, maybe you can help me? I'm trying to remember the name of a silly movie Homer is watching on tv when Marge is complaining that he isn't paying any attention to her, to which he says something like "Awww I just wanted to watch this movie I've already seen 3 times..." The title was something like "Fabulous Freak Out Psychedelic ....something or another. I looked for it on the web, and I keeping thinking about it. Why? I don't know.


At last, the unriffed version of "Hamlet"!
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Just got this news from a post over at the Satellite News Proboard Discussion Forum: Cheesyflix.com now has the unriffed Hamlet on DVD. I couldn't tell you how the hell they got their mitts on it, but here you go:

http://cheesyflix.com/store/mystery-science-theater-3000/other-things-msties-enjoy/un-msted-original-movies/un-msted-hamlet-edited-stinkburger-in-the-raw


"Hi! I'm Troy McClure!..."
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Dr. Despicable - 12 days ago

Since we're looking at a lot of titles here, lately, which films in the MST3K catalog sound like they could actually be Troy McClure titles? You might remember Troy from such TV series as Buck Henderson, Union Buster and Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory, and such films as Calling All Quakers, The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel, The Electric Gigolo, The Greatest Story Ever Hulaed, Hitler Doesn't Live Here Anymore, and that classic The President's Neck is Missing...