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This is driving me crazy, does anybody remember which episode it was where two guys had just finished talking, shook hands, and the riffers made a loud joy buzzer noise? It was like "EEHHHH!", and Servo laughed, sounded like "W'hoo-hoo-hoo!". Black and white Joel ep. It's ungooglable.

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Two guys are sitting in a restaurant talking when their waitress walks up. She says "Here's your order fellas." and puts down two plates with empty buns on them. She then reaches under her armpit and pulls out a hamburger patty and puts it on the first man's bun. "Why did you have that patty under your arm?" he asks. "To keep it warm" She answers. The second man says "I think I'll cancel that hot-dog."

Here's an interesting concept for a film, a kung-fu flick that mixes Chinese and Finnish mythology(See The Day the Earth Froze). Who's idea was this?

I was looking through the Rifftrax DVD catalog and I notices A LOT of them are collections of shorts, I'm wondering how much overlap there is on those volumes.

Your Favorite Riffs of all Time!! What are they? (They can also be Lines from the movies)

Check it out, now you can own Manos: The Hands of Fate the video game. Yes, that is correct, someone actually made Manos into a video game. If you buy from Humble Bundle it also helps charity. Just thought some of you might be interested in this. https://www.humblebundle.com/weekly

"You're over the line Whitey!"{from City Limits} "Mark it Zero"{if i have to tell you then you need to go watch The Big Lebowski} -](:}'

Rifftrax presents: Racist Santa
http://www.rifftrax.com/santa

GO!

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THE DEAL IS WITH THE SIX KNIGHTS IN THE MAGIC SWORD? WERE THEY TAKEN PRISONER AND FROZEN LIKE HAN SOLO, ARE THEY LIKE THE UNDEAD SOLDIERS FROM DEATHSTALKER? DO THEY HAVE TO SERVE WITH GEORGE OR DID HE THAW THEM OUT AND THEY ALL JUST CLICKED?

I like the Star Force Movies (if you can call them "Movies") I think they are awesome...the effects are actually pretty cool for their day ...and I think if someone besides Sandy Frank dubbed and edited them for the American market they could have been a little better. Captain Joe is pretty awesome with his surgically altered cheeks...I'm not saying that the Mads shouldn't have used it ... I'm just saying ... I liked them as movies...

The whole point of Dr. Clayton Forrester's experiments was to find out what movie drove a man to madness. After watching over sixty experiments, I have to say it kind oof worked. I mean, we all know how the gang felt after Fu Manchu, Monster A-Go Go, Invasion of the Neptune Men, and Hobgoblins, but what I'm talking about is how the movies affected our heroes personally. In Hercules Against The Moon Men, we see that DEEP HURTING affects Joel to the point he can't stop chanting it. Crow tryed to escape after Puma Man. Tommy's head explodes when he trys to think of a good thing about The Corpes Vanishes. (Although I can think of three.) Even Cambot was reduced to tears after watching Danger! Death Ray. And you know how Mike and Crow will randomly become a celebrity or movie charecter? Maybe that was their way of coping with the onslaught of cheesy films; becoming someone else. and you know how Joel is always getting up and fooling around with the movie? Maybe the bad flicks were giving him anxiety and he couldn't sit down. And maybe Tom's insecurity comes the constant viewing of disaster pieces by Coleman Francis and Ed Wood? Maybe Cambot stays silent on experiment day because the horrible dialouge from the cinematic suppositories he has to watch makes him want to stay silent? And remember when Gypsy tried watching Hercules And The Captive Woman and she left in five minutes? Joel/Mike & Co. WISH they could leave that soon. And how about when the Mads tried riffing and they failed at it? And when Servo mutated into a big and stupid version of himself and how he reacted to the SHORT ALONE! AND WHAT ABOUT SCARECROW'S BRAIN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

"And the crowd goes wild."
"Yay!"
Where does this riff come from that Joel and the Bots use primarily in Junior Rodeo Daredevils? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDfKKQ4WSqA
We watched the exact same cartoons! Check out some of the other oldies on the side- X) "Yay!"

ARE WE NOT MEN???? (This ones for slam)

Berlin Alexanderplatz. LOL Or Gamera vs Barugon, Zigra, Gaos, Ghidra. That should be enough without commercials

So...nine hour layover in the Miami Airport due to flight cancellation. A normal person would be raging...but I am a Mstie with a laptop and a dark quiet corner with a power outlet to hide in. Any suggestions as to how and pass the time?

Its snowing out here in Kansas City! an its Beautiful! Despite the fact its around 12 degrees =) I like the cold...its so beautiful outside with the moon glistening off the snow! The Caterpillar leaving 8 legged tracks as it pitter patters across the snowy ground. I love Christmas time! Anyway, Time for some Season 2! I'm saving the Christmas Episodes for Christmas though ...

For my Fiftieth unriffed movie viewing, I'm doing something a little different. I'm recreating the whole Episode 107 experience: Chapters 4 and 5 of Commando Cody followed by Robot Monster!

Now if I could only find a Cumberbubblebun. . .

Let's Play: "Luigi's Forgotten Mansion" (with Mike Nelson)
http://youtu.be/lS75SXfa-Dw

What is your favorite surrealist Bond opening credit sequence?

Can somebody give me a synopsis on 414: Tormented? I'm trying to remember whether or not I've seen it.

Completely OT, but in the spirit of the holiday season, for my fellow Next Gen fans:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiSn2JuDQSc

My favorite riffs are the ones that point out terrible filming from the technical level. I caught an instant favorite last night while re-watching 'Gunslinger' at the start about 00:05:30 when they riff "cue the horses" it's hilarious how bad that scene is constructed. I can't believe how many riffs I miss even one up my alley like that and even after I had watched that at least twice. Have you ever got a riff you missed over multiple viewings of an episode?

Nice!

http://www.rowsdowr.com/2013/12/08/mst3k-tribute-cover-for-screem-magazine/

In what episode did an actor appear in the short as well as the film?
(P.S. I don’t know if this happened more than once.)

Via "Beware Of The Blog" at WFMU-FM: a dial scan of NYC radio the night John Lennon died: http://t.co/63j4onFG

You know the phrase "The camera loves me." Well, this phrase is only works with the crew on the Satilite of Love, because Cambot is the only camera I know capable of loving something, and I believe Cambot sees Joel, Mike, Tom, Crow, Gypsy and Magic Voice as his family. (No matter how many times they forget to include him when talking about family.) Happy Holidays, everyone.

Macklemore's done it again!!!!! I can't stop listening to his new song xD!!

I honestly don't remember if anyone linked this tumblr before, but it's back from a six-month hiatus: Texts From MST3K (warning: occasional saltiness). It juxtaposes captions from the popular blog "Texts From Last Night" with appropriate stills from Mystery Science Theater, and it's funny!

Just how much Rock Climbing is in Lost Continent? I know, I counted! By my definition of Rock Climbing there is a total of 18 minutes and 9 seconds of rock climbing in a 84 minute movie. There are 3 sequences of over 3 minutes 45 seconds, with the longest being 4 minutes 56 seconds.

It seems like a good time to repost this interview Mike F shared a few months back, an interview with score composer Paul Dunlap: http://www.mania.com/i-composer-for-teenage-werewolf_article_52182.html

I'm in the midst of a movie binge like since I don't know when! Come see what I've been watching today at my crappy little blog: http://iamtheexperiment.wordpress.com/

And I've still got Daddy-O! Rock Candy Baby you're mine!