The Forum

I've noticed a puzzling trend that every time I post one of these, they generate a lot of comments and clog the forum. Some people even "laugh" at the image itself, while my entire goal is to allow the abyss to stare into you.

And speaking of abysmal, please Caption This (oohh! what a give away!!!)

GET THAT GHOST OF A CAT OFF THE ORGAN!
RT: House on Haunted Hill

Geez! You go through a Goth Phase for one semester and suddenly
you're Maleficent.

Rifftrax: City of the Dead

I thought Fire Maidens of Outer Space was dull. I thought Invasion of the Neptune Men was uneventful. Heck, I thought Hamlet was about as boring as a movie could get. This...this is so mind-numbingly awful, I couldn't even remember the name of that first episode I mentioned after watching this....thing. No wonder I couldn't find a best of video of this one.

Anyway, here are the highlights. Enjoy! :D

https://youtu.be/9_GDy3UIAck

Has anyone heard an updare of the Season 12? Since when it was confirmed during the Thanksgiving marathon last , that is.

Favorite entries in the “Other Vids” section?

So, there was this claymation, point-and-click game made a couple years back called, "Armikrog." I got it on sale on Steam for $2.75 for the summer sale. I was told it was run of the mill, so the only real reason I bought it was because Mike Nelson voiced the main character in it. So, I don't know if I'll play through the whole thing. If the game really IS run of the mill, I'll probably try to refund it on Steam. But I'm hoping those reviews are wrong and I can enjoy it for what it is and enjoy Mike's voice acting.

What's your favorite cultural riff that will never be a callback in the new series? Example: "Wait for da beep! Wait for da beep!"

Familiar tropes? Filmed, judging by the credits, in South Africa. Many scenes in factories masquerading as high-tech facilities. Multiple railing kills. Hero dude wins over Doctor Lady, I mean Cop Lady. And a bad guy whose skull looks like it is about to burst from his head.

On the other hand, no effeminate screams from hero dude, no captain Santa, no floor-polisher chases... and no actual cyborg cop.

Ok. Ive seen "the atomic brain" approximately 4 million and 12 times. Ive never been able to figure out what the hell mrs. March says around the 1:11 mark. "Does my age and lockenbock disturb you?" What does she say and why does victor say its unkind?

"Does my aged Lochinvar disturb you?" Lochinvar = romantic suitor, forma character in a poem ("Marmion") by Sir Walter Scott. Web search helpful in solving this! Also, the poem was written in 1808 - this lady's birth year? (Hey, I am 74 - I thrive on senior jokes! ;-D )

It's like Of Mice and Men if you replaced George with Lennie and Lennie with the glove of Vaseline. -Star Games, Rifftrax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXx-n6T7tZg

Before their first home game of the season, the Toronto Wolfpack held a vote to name their new mascot. I humbly suggested that, with Bruce J.Mitchell's death in mind, they should name it after Canada's greatest hero.

No dice. :-(

My wife has just given me tickets to the MST3K national tour. Front row "A" seats. Along with other nice gifts. She's a great gal and I love her!

Coming to a theater (and its parking lot) near you?
https://calgary.ctvnews.ca/video?clipId=1418846

Any possibility the new season would riff a 3 Stooges short? I guess probably getting the rights to air it would be difficult.

Like the old classic horror films? Here's a place to watch them all Father's Day weekend: https://www.ivlog.tv/user/ClassicFear. You have to sign in to watch, but accounts are free. If you like it, be sure to click the green "like" thumbs-up button; the streamer is trying to reach 1750.

Did anyone go to the show tonight? I have to work on Thursday nights, so I can't make it, but was it good? I can at least look forward to the release of the riff.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!

Short: Commando Cody Chapter 4 from Robot Monster

Just scroll down to the last paragraph or so: https://gematsu.com/2018/06/sekai-project-announces-console-focused-initiative-sekai-games

Joel & Jonah riffing together .. LIVE! .. and they're coming close to me this time around...thank you! thank you! :o) This is a re-posting of my earlier 'thread'. I accidentally deleted it(opened up the link too close to right edge and goodbye it went). Not even that screw up is going to damper my excitement...Yay! The crowd goes wild...
https://www.mst3k.com/tour

This is hot on the heels of the National tour. Used to be a comic collector. Very nice to hear this . It will help bring a new generation to the series even more now .

What a loss and so tragic He was so suave and bright on No Reservations and Parts Unknown. Watched him from day one. Hope he has finally found peace.

And suddenly the episodes are hilarious again. If you haven’t checked out Rifftrax in a while, I recommend trying out Sorority Row and Gammera (sic) the Invincible

♫ Well, ya' swing yer pardner with a chain
'cause love is best when there's sweet pain, do-si-do! ♫

Warrior of the Lost World