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John Mikl Thor (Zombie Nightmare)
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Daniel Emerson - about 10 hours ago

Watch him do a few of his party tricks, especially the bit with the hot water bottle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4fE150J2Js


To Seth it may concern...
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Mr. C flat (Iguana) - 1 day ago

Sir Seth, I finally got those waffles you caused me to crave for weeks. They were delicious!


Godzilla vs Megalon
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I Am The Button - 1 day ago

Replaced the segmented links (I thought that wasn't allowed here?) with a new complete 60fps version. This one has even less of a chance to get back in print than turtle meat does so... Enjoy!


MST3K Reunion Download
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Daniel Emerson - 2 days ago

It has finally been released on the RiffTrax website today!

I'm watching it right now. Happy times.


Mexican Wrestling
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Google's search bar tells me that today is EL SANTO's 99th birthday.

So let's watch some Samson vs. the Vampire Women, won't we?


A 'Short' look at the Class System in America
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I've been watching a bunch of Coronet, EB, McGraw/Hill et al Shorts on YT, and came across this chillingly-straightforward parable about the ol' caste-system: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUgDbCZLPpY
Enjoy; it's eminently-riffable, and for some of us, a candid view of 'generational social discrimination'. Anyone for social climbing?
BTW, I also ran across the thrilling sequel to "What to Do on a Date" (original working title: You Broke It; You Bought It)....


WAiT: Mystery Science Card Game 3000
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Muffin - 4 days ago

Let's pretend there's a collectible card game based on our favorite show! What MST cards do YOU want in your deck? Turn movie characters into creatures with special powers, turn classic riffs and sayings into spells, etc. Get it? Of course you do...
:-)


So, that happened....
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Mr. C flat (Iguana) - 5 days ago

I showed my choir instructor Mr. B Natural. She couldn't sit through five minutes XD


Thanks, Sir Seth...
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Mr. C flat (Iguana) - 6 days ago

Thanks a lot, Sir Seth. Ever since your post of the Waffles song, it's been stuck in my head.


KEEP OR TOSS OUT VHS TAPES
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John P. - 8 days ago

So what's the consensus. Do most here keep their tapes or toss them out since this site began? My tapes don't take up much space but the quality of eps. here are much better.


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Jackie Bole - 8 days ago

I am the only person here right now.


A new Neil Breen movie!
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Daniel Emerson - 8 days ago

Oh lordy, he's done it again. The 21st century Coleman Francis has released a new feature film, 'Pass thru'.


SAiT: Something Stinks!
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Muffin - 8 days ago

What are YOUR lyrics to the "Idiot Control/Hear the Engines Roar" song from Pod People? Joel's version was super funny, and now my brain seems to make up lyrics too, whether it's a single line or the entire song.
*No requirements for it to rhyme or make sense, obviously ;-)


WAFFLES
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W is for all the ways you are served


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Cambot TV - 8 days ago

Hi


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Roman Mosiuk - 9 days ago

Sorry, I meant Klack. Hilarious!


Flack spoof.
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Roman Mosiuk - 9 days ago

Just finished watching First Space Ship to Venus. Anyone know where I can get some Flack? It looks delicious! 😄


Mike Nelson's Death Glare
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I Am The Button - 9 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucbMBUoiHJU
For when things get serious. (from Experiment 912)


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Elisa Farrington - 10 days ago

Hiya, everybody. It's been about two years since I last logged in. I like to listen to the episodes while I work (as an artist) but when I log in I get distracted by this forum and before I know it I am reading and adding comments and no longer working... uh... oops.


New Episodes
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Thadd Presley - 10 days ago

I could easily continue to watch the episodes available and never complain a bit, but I'm wondering when the new episodes will come out and on what channel or website? Thanks for the info.


Jury Duty
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Daniel Emerson - 10 days ago

So, as of Monday, I'm spending my days at the Old Bailey in London (aka The Central Criminal Court of England and Wales), as a jurist in a trial expected to last about five weeks.

If one of the defendants says "I accuse my parents", will I be able to control myself?

I think not...


OT Dr. Despicable, Lock talker?
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So, was it you that showed up in my trending with an opinion on Kwikset Smart Keys?


WAiT: The Cool Thing
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Muffin - 11 days ago

What is that "cool thing" Joel 'n 'Bots are looking at in Lost Continent, anyway? (1:15:00) Do YOU know? I know the coolest thing is Club MST3k, and all the great people here... *chokes up*


PSA: Always turn off your laptop before bed
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Remember kids: even an innocent hobgoblin fight can sound an awful lot like smut when it boots up at full blast the next morning at work.


Where's Uncle Des?
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MSTeacher3K - 12 days ago

I haven't seen him around here for quite a while, and his account seems to be deleted. At least, I can't find him when I search for "Uncle Des" in the member section, although I know he sometimes would alter his screen name.

Does anyone know if he left?


Torgo Fest: Torgo's Theme & Video Game
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Muffin - 13 days ago

I linked myself playing Torgo's Theme on the piano: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO-61TWuuOM
That's right, Iguana Boy, I've thrown the gauntlet down, down, down... Can you top it? Shall we collab? I found someone else's amazing jazz rendition too, and it's awesome: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVhUoHrpYVo

Next up, probably the best way for most of us to experience the Manos video game: Watching someone else (not me) do a speed run. You can skip to the lvl bosses and still see most of the MST references. And there are plenty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUEqFk4HnkE

That's it, although I've been working on something for my left hand to do. (huh?) I mean, on the piano!
The End?


MST3K Takes the Hollywood Bowl...
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Mr. C flat (Iguana) - 14 days ago

I know it would never happen, but how cool would it be for MST3K to be the center of the Hollywood Bowl for one year? I mean, some of the greatest comedic geniuses have taken stage there (the Simpsons Cast, Monty Python, etc.), so why not have our favorite comedians join in? Just imagine. Who Shall I Kill being sung on that huge stage? Or the closing theme being played by a real brass quartet? It would just be so nice, I think.


Joel is the ultimate troll....
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Mr. C flat (Iguana) - 14 days ago

I found this one the TV Tropes Trivia page for MST3K: When Joel Hodgson was replaced by Mike Nelson as the show's main character, online communities were abound with flame wars between two halves of the fandom arguing over which of them was better. Reportedly, Joel intentionally added fuel to the fire by anonymously commenting in these forums that he thought Mike was better than his own character to see people bitch about it.


SAiT: Getting Past the Censors
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Muffin - 15 days ago

Try to recall some riffs that may have slid by an unsuspecting censor... "Did a puppet just say that? naaaaah..." "Wait, there are ten joke per minute, and some are very vague and obscure? I quit!"
What a hellish job.
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