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RIFFTRAX CHRISTMAS
Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - about 1 month ago
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Okay, I know it has been done before, but with Aileen's MST3k "Alternative Christmas Experiments" type thread, I am of the mind to ask, what's your favorite Rifftrax Christmas extravaganza?


RIFF of the DAY
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How many tears can a chin-butt hold?

RIFFTRAX: Pressure Point


A Nice Gift from the fine folks at Rifftrax!
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Rifftrax fans be sure to check your emails for a pleasant gift from Rifftrax: a $10 digital gift card to get some extra holiday riffing cheer! Couple that with the Christmas Sale (code word: SANTA) for 10% off for more savings. Good til the 31st I believe.
I used mine towards the Yule Log and a couple Christmas Shorts! Shaping up to be one of the most Swayziest Christmases!


Christmas-y Riff of the Day
Teri Gee - 29 days ago
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We're almost to Christmas so I decided to do a riff of the day from one of the Christmas movies.

"Oh, sorry. I'm the narrator. I shouldn't get so involved."
~Santa Claus


Musical Chrimmus Present
Not everybody is Steve - 29 days ago
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I was gonna post this tomorrow, but why wait? :D It's Thorlac's Mass, and everyone around here is preparing to eat smelly, disgusting skate for some ungodly reason. Traditional Icelandic food, I tells ya....

Happy holidays to you all. Hope you have a good one. :)

https://youtu.be/HaaSgqp4Bcg

P.S. Yipes Stripes is actually copyrighted. Who knew?


What even is a Wassail, anyways?
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Lest ye not forget the Wassail Sketch. It's as Chrismassy as you can get, and it doesn't even take place around Christmas. As someone who loves the original Wassail song, this hits close to home. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKpmg5DrpC0


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Let's say there are wrapped presents placed nearby. You're itching to know what's in one of them but know you can't open it yet. Using the ancient, Child-Approved™ rules, you are allowed to use your powers of observation as you shake or smell the gift, listening to the contents inside for clues. Using a riff from anywhere in the MST domain, you decide your gift is......
[GAME EXAMPLES BELOW]

*It's delicious hot dog water!*
(#811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror)

*Butt healer?!*
(1007 - Track of the Moon Beast)

*It's the KGB, Mr. Benny!*
(621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats)

Attribution to experiment number and name optional, based on memory skills.

(Riffs are priced to move quickly, so act now! This offer not available in all countries or on all browsers. Please, no smoking, betting, or spitting. Your laugh mileage may vary. And to all, happy holidays and a rare Godzilla free day!)

"This is gunna be a fun dig." - Riff Archeologists Monthly
"We regret nothing!" - Screen Shovelers Quarterly
"Watson come here. I hate you." - Sherlock Graham Bell Bulletin-Express


Jeff Lingenfelter - 28 days ago
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I received my present earlier this year when I stumbled into this really cool site. I hope everyone has a peaceful and Bloody Merry Christmas.


Bad Movie Vocal Tics Which Tick You Off
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Arrgghh. My first is: Slurring/mush-mouthing clearly caused by alcohol and/or drugs... when the character in question isn't supposed to be a drunk and/or druggie. Margaux Hemmingway is a major recent offender (Killer Fish) and they should've fed her to the title characters 20 minutes in. The toothy ones would swiftly have fallen into tiny killer fish comas. Win-win.

My other one is: foreign accents which are meant to give cardboard characters actual depth, but do not. See Ray Kellogg with his penchant for giving his little-girl-voiced, bargain basement ingenues Swedish or French accents or whatever. They always sound irritatingly fake. (I've never bothered to check and see if they actually were.)


Dr. Clayton Forester is in War of the Worlds!!!
Klaatu - about 2 months ago
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@ 10:58 in the movie War of the Worlds (1953) one of the main characters named...Dr. Clayton Forester


MSTIES I need your help
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Hi guys. TX MSTies, I really need your help 2 spread the word. Bryan, TX specifically.

U Love MST right? We r caring people. This is no joke. Gamera (the bird) needs your help!!!!!!!!! Those of u that know me know I love non human animals & revere them. I have a fellow bird caretaker who has lost his dear bird in due 2 his stupid roomate being unthinking/caring & she flew out the door. Pionus r very special birds and this one is called Gamera & she really needs all the help we can muster 2 try 2 find her 2 bring her home. I hope that the love & care u feel 4 someone will help us here try 2 spread the word & expand people looking in the area 2 bring dear Gamera home! Here is a FB Post 4 more info: https://www.facebook.com/colin.davenport.391/posts/507428139766425


No cheating
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Who can recite The Cracker Soliloquy


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Special seasonal one!


Jennifer Bartlett - about 1 month ago
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Not one to focus on missed riffs, and my apologies if this has already been commented upon, but the new season – Atlantic Rim... ‘starring’ Treach from Naughty by Nature—-no O.P.P reference??? Come on!!


I did a thing with WAFFLES
Ye Friendly Neighborhood Torgo - about 1 month ago
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More specifically, the Blueberry Waffle/Ham/Sausage/Egg/Cheese Sammich.

Anybody else have any waffle related news/pics/etc. ?


How many riffs in this format are there? Nn.. go. (Rifftrax included)
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Well, the ___________ ain't gonna __________ itself.


I hope next season has...
Buzzdb - about 2 months ago
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I hope next season does 'The People that Time Forgot' the sequel to 'The land that time forgot'. The Doug McClure movies (This and 'At the Earths Core') were my favorite ones of the reboot and became instant classics for me, there actually fun movies, easy to riff and the monster costumes are so cheesy but awesome at the same time. Doug McClure is just awesome and I almost want to watch the sequel just to find out what happens to them stuck there after the sub blows up but I would love to watch an MST3K version. All three movies are based on books by Edgar Rice Burroughs so they've done 2/3 of the Doug McClure scifi movies that were made. Anyone else want this too?


Jeff Lingenfelter - about 1 month ago
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What would be your favorite 3 episodes in a row batch? I'm having a hard time deciding between 505-507, 819-821, and 903-905.


MST3k Christmas Present
Not everybody is Steve - about 1 month ago
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Last year, I put together a compilation of forumite's favorite host segments. This year, I want to know your favorite MST3k song. Doesn't matter if it's a song by the MST crew or a song from one of the movies. Pick one favorite song, and it will appear in a compilation video. ^_^

If two or more people pick the same song, we'll have to either:

a) Stage a fight to the death.
b) Somebody will have to pick a different song.
c) Attribute one song to more than one forumite.
d) Pillow fight! :D

Also, I don't have any of season 11 or 12, so if your favorite song is in one of those seasons, I'll have to ask for a video of it. ^_^;

So, what's your favorite MST song? :D


A Tribute to Paul Chaplin
Not everybody is Steve - about 2 months ago
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Well, this took long enough, but here it is. Luckily, I found a site listing every single Paul Chaplin appearance, or I might have forgotten about the electrician sketch. :O Anyway, enjoy! :D

https://youtu.be/qBhe_12fEyQ


Riff of the Day From Today's WIT
MSTeacher3K - 3 months ago
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AmsterDAMN, I'm good!

Secret Agent Super Dragon


Thomas Hoccleve - about 1 month ago
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How is this even a competition? It's "Mitchell!"

Heart's poundin'!
Veins cloggin'!
Mitchell!

I laughed so hard the first time I heard this; I threw my head back and nearly got a concussion against my dorm room wall. :-)


MST3K comic 3
Gizmocrate Were-Crow - about 1 month ago
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Everyone! The MST3K comic #3 is a monster a go-go! It’s up, more info below.
https://www.darkhorse.com/Comics/31-179/Mystery-Science-Theater-3000-3


Jeff Lingenfelter - about 2 months ago
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Just a quick note to the Brit Msties. I consider myself to be fairly adept at the English language(I do crosswords in pen- humble brag). However, often on this site I will see comments with words I have no clue what they mean. So of course, I look up what the word means. Invariably, it will be a British word or phrase and it brings a smile to my face. I'm not sure the point i'm trying to get across other than I appreciate learning and I love the Brits' humor, use of language and the way y'all still use the letter u in so many words(I retract everything if I've been duped and I will start doing crosswords in pencil).


GaryInMotion - about 1 month ago
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New Cinema Edition of, "Santa Claus" now showing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yCo0FSK8sY


GaryInMotion - about 2 months ago
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New Cinema Edition of, "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" now showing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLUGZP_1jRI


Old school MSTies, u still out there? Wishing u well!
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Aloha! I can't remember my actual sign in info so I'm quasi signed in. I don't think any of the folks that once made this place an amazing microcosim what it was, is still here. But in case u r... was just talking 2 an old friend from here. PC... aka Chicken of Crank Whore, Unriffed (whom I dubbed thee), Jake aka Torgo of course....and many others wishing u & yours an amazing space in life & laughter in the name of MST & RT. Peace, love, joy & all good things b yours today, this season & always, Cea Cea aka Pound Screwdriver lol POD PEEPS 4EVER!


This MStie has just made an achievement...
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Hello, everyone! This isn't necessarily MST-related. I just thought I'd like to share, because essentially, I've actually grown up around a lot of you. Steve-Headed was one of the people that I talked to most, but you've seen me around! I'm an adult technically (dear God), so I just thought I'd share my recent bout. I have ranked 2nd in District 10 of Pennsylvania in District Orchestra in the String Bass section! I actually tied for first, which really impressed me. I was absolutely not expecting that, at all. Hopefully next comes regionals, then states, then the WORLD! Anyhow, I won't forget to spread the word of MST3K there! At district choir, once, I met a fellow MSTie. That was fun! He's in the military, now, so I'm sure he's sharing it there, as well! I just thought I'd share. I know it's unrelated, but I just thought I'd share! As a high school senior, it's my biggest achievement. Alright. Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.