Aster the Orca
In a house, in a neighborhood, in a town, in a country, in the world.
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810 - The Giant Spider Invasion
- 12 months ago
"You look like you could use a drink."
And a shower. And a job.
418 - Attack of the the Eye Creatures
- 12 months ago
"So I exit my house, wielding my gun...what's my motivation?"
"Your paycheck."
412 - Hercules and the Captive Women
- about 1 year ago
"Alright, get this, they're steam cleaning the horses!"
404 - Teenagers from Outer Space
- over 1 year ago
I've got a headache this big, and it's got this movie written all over it.
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Ah, my favorite Mike episode (I'll be honest, I'm more of a fan of the Joel episodes. I mean, it's not like I don't LIKE Mike, he's a nice guy, but they're just not exactly the same). This movie is also, actually, not half bad. But hey, even if they riffed a movie that was critically acclaimed by the masses, it'd STILL be funny.
The bit about the pants gets me every time. XD
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"Okay, I have a great idea for a movie, but I can't decide whether it should be a vampire or a werewolf movie."
"...Why don't we make it BOTH?!"
"*GAAASP* Brilliant!"
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90 degrees? Where I’m from 90 is a mild spring day suitable for ditch digging and long distance sprinting.
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Best part of the movie?
...When the scientist's daughter slapped that misandrist amazon lady.
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...Okay, now I'm in the mood for waffles.