Right, so, I'mma ask a question rarely asked here. Everyone always asks about the best thing. Best stinger, best riff, etc.

Excluding the Netflix and KTMA eras, thus restricting the selection to the ten seasons of the original national run of MST3K...what is, hands-down, the worst episode of the lot, in your opinion, for whatever reason?

Found my dad watching this movie recently, and I honestly think it may have been the first time I stumbled across a movie I'd seen on MST3K unriffed in the wild.

I'm noticing all the episode's comments have random spam-bot posts with a random malware link in each one, perhaps you guys could disable linking to external sites for posts to help reduce the spam?

I love Joel and Crow dancing in the background of the Creepy Girl song. I hadn't ever noticed it before.

1. The Treasure of Dracula (1969). An El Santo movie, so Mexican wrestling versus Vampires.
2. Robot Wars (1993). Big robots roam the wasteland and fight each other.
3. Beyond Atlantis (1973). A treasure hunt movie, featuring Sid Haig and Vic Diaz.
4. Munchie (1992). The sequel to 'Munchies', thus flipping the 'Alien' franchise naming convention upside-down.
5. Doctor Mordrid (1992). B-movie stalwart Jeffrey Combs plays the title character who, for legal reasons, can't be called Dr Strange, even though that's clearly what this is.
6. Demon Squad (2019). The chickenfeed-budget story of a paranormal investigator.
7. Gamera versus Jiger (1970). One of the Gamera movies that the original MST3K never got round to.
8. The Batwoman (1968). Another luchador movie, only this Mexican grappler spends much of the time in a Batkini.
9. The Million Eyes of Sumuru (1967). Revisiting a film originally riffed in the KTMA days, sometimes known as MST3K Season Zero.
10. The Shape of things to come (1979). Sci-Fi schlock with Jack Palance as the bad guy.
11. The Mask (1961). Not the Jim Carrey hit, but a 3D horror film from Canada.
12. The Bubble (1966). Another 3D movie, about a mysterious town where the locals behave like automata.
13. The Christmas Dragon (2014). A bunch of orphans save Christmas. Aww.

Anyone else watching Mst3k Turkey Day Marathon tomorrow?

I was just watching "blood waters of Dr z" (s10 e5) and at 46:00 Mike seems to say "just like Bela Lugosi he's creating a rysov pipple". Is it making fun of Bela's accent? Possibly saying "race of people"? Possibly from "bride of the monster"?
I've seen every episode dozens of times but that line is not familiar.
Does that have anything to do with the Rysov Pipple game going on here?
Just using my powers of d-duck shins.
I tried searching the world-wide-web and found nothing to clarify this at all.

Rule 1 of making a werewolf movie: Make sure all of your actors can pronounce "werewolf."

It's that time of year again, so break out your copies of The Star Wars Holiday Special (unriffed for the very brave), and celebrate by making gargling noises and finding your inner Lumpy.

Better short: Days of our Years or Hired! 1 OR 2?

Ok. Captain Kirk VS Adam West as Batman. No weapons. To the death. .....who wins???