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Joshua Pray
In Prague, CZ

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Werewolf
    537
  2. The Final Sacrifice
    754
  3. Space Mutiny
    902
  4. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    278
  5. The Giant Spider Invasion
    351
  6. Danger! Death Ray
    475
  7. Mitchell
    578
  8. Devil Fish
    259
  9. Puma Man
    518
  10. San Francisco International
    266
  11. Laserblast
    399
  12. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    341
  13. Escape 2000
    257
  14. The Dead Talk Back
    280
  15. Night of the Blood Beast
    321
  16. The Deadly Mantis
    217
  17. It Lives by Night
    171
  18. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    244
  19. The Phantom Planet
    222
  20. Time Chasers
    435
  21. The Starfighters
    238
  22. Prince of Space
    463
  23. Track of the Moon Beast
    282
  24. The Mole People
    203
  25. Pod People
    568
  26. Teenage Strangler
    317
  27. The Skydivers
    273
  28. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    425
  29. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    203

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So sad that this got removed 😢


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Wait a minute... if the hippie didn't really punch Mr. Woodruff, who did? Did anyone ever see any other episodes of this show? Is that ever revealed?? Come on, I gotta know!


402 - The Giant Gila Monster - about 1 year ago
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I actually really liked this movie! Call me strange -- I've got a thing for silly '50s monster flicks. Also, lyrics, aside, I didn't think the song in this one was too bad.


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814 - Riding with Death - over 3 years ago
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"...for all the rice in China"
I get so irritated every time I hear this line. The phrase is "for all the TEA in China." No one would WANT all the rice in China. Who needs that much rice besides the Chinese? GET YOUR PHRASES RIGHT, MOVIE.


Here's the joke you can't hear because the gang are talking! :)
804 - The Deadly Mantis - over 1 year ago
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At the 45:23 mark in the video, they talk over the joke. Here's the joke (from IMDb):
Dr. Ned Jackson: It looks like you don't have too many women up here, Colonel.

Col. Joe Parkman: Well, we have a little joke up here. The boys say there's a girl behind every tree. Only try and find a tree.
(Link originally supplied by Jab5460: https://archive.org/details/MST3KS08E04TheDeadlyMantis# )


201 - Rocketship X-M - almost 3 years ago
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Holy smokes. The misogyny in this film is at an all-time high. "Apologize for what - being momentarily a woman?" "Doctor, you're not going to let emotion into this now, are you?" Female character asks: "I suppose you think a woman should cook and clean and rear children." Male character answers: "Isn't that enough? There's such a thing as going too far in the other direction, too, you know." Granted, I'm only forty minutes in. But did they include a woman in this film just to prove that women shouldn't go to space? Sheesh.


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - about 3 years ago
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I really like this episode. However, I can't explain why because, you see, I'm just not sure yet. I'm at a loss! Should you decide to agree with me about this episode, fine. If not, then leave me alone.


814 - Riding with Death - 8 months ago
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I watch so many episodes frequently enough that it's genuinely funny how excited I get when one of them is the Watch it Together episode.


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*lmao* This movie is a gem! It almost makes one feel bad for city folk. Don't know anything about guns, can't use a stick, have no concept of what a 4 wheel drive car can or, more importantly, CAN'T do, and don't even know how to use a simple winch. *shakes head*


618 - High School Big Shot - over 1 year ago
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The most underrated episode ever. How this has not even broken 200 yet, while Space Mutiny is over 800, is a mystery to me.


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Does your top 10 list have more b/w or color eps.


804 - The Deadly Mantis - almost 2 years ago
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i am so grateful for mst3k and our community. i've had a really rough couple days.... stuff like this makes things a bit better.


Recent Riffs

702 - The Brute Man - 5 months ago
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*Blind woman sits at a piano and begins to play*
Crow: The typewriter's making funny noises...


804 - The Deadly Mantis - 11 months ago
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If there's one thing we can be sure of, it wasn't a giant deadly mantis...


804 - The Deadly Mantis - 11 months ago
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Oh -- Dot. I've always wanted to go there.


911 - Devil Fish - almost 3 years ago
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If I don't come back, adopt a single currency, eat snails and don't shave your armpits.


612 - The Starfighters - over 2 years ago
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That was a good scene...