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I'm feeling better, if that wasn't apparent. How's about you?


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"Gimme the beat, boys, and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock n' roll and drift away...."


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Ba-pa Da DA DAH-DaaaaAAA


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Jaguar Wong - almost 3 years ago

♫ Come on you raver, you seer of visions,
come on you painter, you piper, you prisoner, and shine! ♫


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I'm on Twitter @Xterra1_ if anyone is interested.


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"If I had a life, I'd be glad to get back to it...."


Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Mutiny
    780
  2. Devil Fish
    217
  3. The Starfighters
    192
  4. The Final Sacrifice
    648
  5. Puma Man
    438
  6. Prince of Space
    376
  7. Catalina Caper
    227
  8. Mitchell
    496
  9. Danger! Death Ray
    394
  10. Werewolf
    453
  11. Pod People
    473
  12. The Giant Spider Invasion
    289
  13. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    588
  14. Cave Dwellers
    359
  15. Outlaw of Gor
    261
  16. The Wild World of Batwoman
    184
  17. Quest of the Delta Knights
    219
  18. SST: Death Flight
    64
  19. The Leech Woman
    187
  20. Mighty Jack
    143
  21. Gamera vs. Guiron
    199
  22. Monster A-Go Go
    291
  23. Crash of the Moons
    130
  24. Eegah
    333
  25. The Dead Talk Back
    237
  26. Zombie Nightmare
    261

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624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - about 2 years ago

"Who Will I Kill?" is probably the saddest thing in MST3K history this side of the credits of experiment 1013.


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421 - Monster A-Go Go - over 4 years ago

Is it just me, or does the narrator in the short sound a helluva lot like Trace?


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Poopie! (4 parts) - almost 4 years ago

*Joel walks in with a plate stacked with waffles*
"Pancakes- oh, I blew it, I'm sorry....."


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612 - The Starfighters - over 4 years ago

Crow mentions that his sportscar (back then) of a computer has a Sound Blaster 16 and a 4x speed CD drive....plus a 90MHz Pentium. What, no MMX? :-P


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515 - The Wild World of Batwoman - almost 5 years ago

You know, that may not really be Chinese.


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424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 4 years ago

Anyone else finding Crow's behavior in the prologue segment disturbing?


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103 - The Mad Monster - about 4 years ago

More Cody: there's not enough nitrous oxide in that little tank to make the Moonmen pass out like that. Believe me, I know about this stuff.


I heard she once cut in line at lunch
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Forum - almost 2 years ago

Oh my God, Hilary Clinton used a private email account while in the State Department instead of a government one!

BURN THE WITCH! BURN HER, BURN HER!

I hate to get political here, but this is just so stupid and unimportant it blows my mind. I can see this being newsworthy on Fox News, but why is it on every single major news outlet?


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K13 - SST: Death Flight - over 4 years ago

That's makeup lady extrordinaire Faye Burkholder voicing and working Gypsy roughly an hour in. Watch closely; Servo's mouth is moving ever-so-slightly. You'll see why in a minute or two.


What's your David Ryder name?
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Forum - almost 2 years ago

Have we done this one before? I can't remember anymore.

It was posted in the Flophouse FB group today and I figured you guys should have it too!

(I'm Thick Slamchest, just for the record.)


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1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - about 4 years ago

"Y'know, isn't it just possible, you guys, what you want to see is nude WOMEN?"
"Ohhhhhh....maybe, yeah! *ahem* Um... hey Pearl!"

Looks like the 'Bots have a thing for BBWs. :-P


Recent Riffs

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612 - The Starfighters - over 4 years ago

"Y'know, flying a plane's like making love." "You have to pay?"


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519 - Outlaw of Gor - almost 2 years ago

(onscreen: "OUTLAW")
"With Jane Russell?! Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease!!"
"No, no, don't get your hopes up..."


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816 - Prince of Space - over 4 years ago

"Into my modifed PITH HELMET!!"


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612 - The Starfighters - almost 4 years ago

"Yes, we've traded quality education of a million kids....for these planes."


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MST3K on Cheap Seats - almost 2 years ago

"Ahh yes, the noisy miracle of childbirth..."


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MST3K on Cheap Seats - almost 2 years ago

"Ninja Proctologist!"


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Mike cracks up - Brute Man - almost 2 years ago

"PISS OFF!"


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515 - The Wild World of Batwoman - almost 2 years ago

"I'm losing my patience with you!"
"Yeah, I bet he's lost a lotta patients!"
"Oh, shut up."


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515 - The Wild World of Batwoman - almost 2 years ago

"Their five-year mission: to be hot, hot, hot. Wow."


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421 - Monster A-Go Go - about 2 years ago

"Ka-rokie!" (Karaoke)


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519 - Outlaw of Gor - about 2 years ago

"Sooner or later they're gonna spot us with these clothes.,."
"What clothes?! You're wearing a leather thong!"


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519 - Outlaw of Gor - about 2 years ago

"Next time you're thinkin' romantic, Mike, think of that guy."
"Ohhh..."