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Jaguar Wong Abides - 3 months ago
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Saw your message to Cea Cea on her Board(I was checking to see if she had been on lately myself). She sort of left the Club but comes on occasionally to say Hi> Heck I did the same thing until recently..so I can relate. Do you know how to get a hold of her thru Skype?


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"Gimme the beat, boys, and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock n' roll and drift away...."


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Ba-pa Da DA DAH-DaaaaAAA


Jaguar Wong Abides - over 3 years ago
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♫ Come on you raver, you seer of visions,
come on you painter, you piper, you prisoner, and shine! ♫


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I'm on Twitter @Xterra1_ if anyone is interested.


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"If I had a life, I'd be glad to get back to it...."


Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Mutiny
    818
  2. Prince of Space
    401
  3. The Starfighters
    208
  4. The Wild World of Batwoman
    205
  5. Hobgoblins
    353
  6. The Final Sacrifice
    671
  7. Quest of the Delta Knights
    235
  8. Outlaw of Gor
    282
  9. Pod People
    505
  10. Werewolf
    477
  11. Mitchell
    522
  12. Devil Fish
    230
  13. Puma Man
    456
  14. Catalina Caper
    246
  15. Danger! Death Ray
    417
  16. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    618
  17. The Giant Spider Invasion
    308
  18. Cave Dwellers
    385
  19. The Leech Woman
    204
  20. Mighty Jack
    152
  21. Gamera vs. Guiron
    221
  22. Monster A-Go Go
    312
  23. SST: Death Flight
    72
  24. Crash of the Moons
    142
  25. Eegah
    353
  26. The Dead Talk Back
    251
  27. Zombie Nightmare
    272
  28. Girls Town
    259

Recent Comments with recent replies

Llama
Forum - 6 days ago
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*squeakily, in a Southern drawl* You people got matches for Xterra?


612 - The Starfighters - 9 months ago
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Sorry. Couldn't make it past 30:00. I don't think this can even be classed as a movie - it's just a badly made Air Force recruiting film made of stock footage and badly acted filler. I admit I was mesmerized by the mid-air refueling sequences (thanks to the boys' double entendres )


612 - The Starfighters - over 1 year ago
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32 megs of RAM....much better than our first PC, it only had 8


Was there a plot?
612 - The Starfighters - 20 days ago
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The 'plot' if you can call it that, was the weakest, thinnest, go-nowhere P.O.S.


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Forum - 6 days ago
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I have an idea, and I wanted to know what you guys think of it. Some of us think these forums are rather cluttered, what with general comments and comments on episodes getting all mixed up. If you watch any given episode, there are three tabs. One for chat, one for comments, and another for best riffs. I think that kinda format might work for the forum as well. One tab for the general forum and another for episode comments. What do you all think?


612 - The Starfighters - over 4 years ago
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This is the only MST3K-ed movie I've seen that is a legitimate struggle to sit through.


Recent Riffs

512 - Mitchell - 4 months ago
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"Hey, hiya Mitchell!"
"Go about yer business..."
"*HONK HONK* Hey, Mitchell!"
"Shh!"


512 - Mitchell - 4 months ago
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*Clunk!* "What was that?" *Clunk!* "Oh."


512 - Mitchell - 4 months ago
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*loud farting noises*


612 - The Starfighters - about 5 years ago
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"Y'know, flying a plane's like making love." "You have to pay?"


519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 2 years ago
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(onscreen: "OUTLAW")
"With Jane Russell?! Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease!!"
"No, no, don't get your hopes up..."


816 - Prince of Space - almost 5 years ago
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"Into my modifed PITH HELMET!!"


612 - The Starfighters - over 4 years ago
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"Yes, we've traded quality education of a million kids....for these planes."


MST3K on Cheap Seats - over 2 years ago
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"Ahh yes, the noisy miracle of childbirth..."


MST3K on Cheap Seats - over 2 years ago
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"Ninja Proctologist!"


Mike cracks up - Brute Man - over 2 years ago
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"PISS OFF!"


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"I'm losing my patience with you!"
"Yeah, I bet he's lost a lotta patients!"
"Oh, shut up."


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"Their five-year mission: to be hot, hot, hot. Wow."