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Gamera The Giant Turtle - over 3 years ago
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I like your choice for number 1 episode

Favorite Episodes

  1. Gamera
  2. Space Mutiny
  3. Cry Wilderness
  4. Manos: The Hands of Fate
  5. Gamera vs. Gaos
  6. Cave Dwellers
  7. The Giant Gila Monster
  8. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II
  9. Godzilla vs. Megalon
  10. King Dinosaur
  11. Fugitive Alien
  12. Prince of Space
  13. Pod People
  14. Puma Man
  15. Laserblast
  16. Yongary
  17. Starcrash
  18. Werewolf
  19. Robot Holocaust
  20. Gamera vs. Guiron
  21. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
  22. The Final Sacrifice
  23. The Time Travelers
  24. The Black Scorpion
  25. Escape 2000
  26. Invasion of the Neptune Men
  27. The Wild World of Batwoman
  28. Jack Frost
  29. Horrors of Spider Island
  30. Mitchell
  31. Riding with Death
  32. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
  33. Attack of the Giant Leeches
  34. Alien from L.A.
  35. Manhunt in Space
  36. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
  37. The Crawling Eye
  38. Horror of Party Beach
  39. Lassie: The Painted Hills
  40. The Sword and the Dragon
  41. The Brute Man
  42. Girls Town
  43. Untamed Youth

Recent Comments with recent replies

113 - The Black Scorpion - over 4 years ago
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Flint Michigan, hell yeah. Born and raised there, but moved out about 15 years ago. Managed to avoid the lead-water... but not Michael Moore

210 - King Dinosaur - over 9 years ago
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1:10:33- I think that poor gal really smacked her head up against that rock!

Favourite Host segment?
Forum - almost 4 years ago
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What's all of your favorite host segment in MST3K? mine is the were-crow segments from Werewolf for Mike, for Joel, it's the scene recreation from I Accuse My Parents, and for Jonah, it's the appearance of Mr Weavly or the one when the bots do some weird dance.

Gamera The Giant Turtle - over 3 years ago
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I like your choice for number 1 episode

Forum - over 3 years ago
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Hello, I'm everyones favorite monster, Gamera, and I'm doing an ask me anything. Shoot

Crabby the Hat
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Seeing this episode for the first time since watching Season 11 a few times, the bad guy's head looks so lonely and bare without Crabby. The actor playing Troxardas also plays Shurka in Wizards of the Lost Kingdom.

Review of, "MST3k: The Return" from a newcomer.
Forum - almost 4 years ago
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So I'm a newcomer when it comes to watching two robots and a Gizmonic employee riff over some shlocky movies but after finishing the entire first season on Netflix I can tell this is for me!

I'm 15 years old and MST3k was just something I had always heard talked about but never really looked into when I saw a "return" of it on Netflix I figured this was a good time to jump in. After watching the first episode, Reptilicus in one sitting I knew this was for me. I almost immediately went to watch some of the classic episodes of the show but I figured a perspective of a first-time viewer may be useful for the show to hear so after a couple weeks I have completed the entire first season of the return, here are my thoughts.


So you know I obviously enjoyed the show but here's why. The riffs are good. It's as simple as that, the riffs range from impersonations, pop culture references, catchy songs, actually clever insights, and all the things you would want to be said over a bad movie. I chuckled many times throughout an episode and none of the episodes seemed to have a dip in quality. My favorite episode though was Cry Wilderness, although that's probably because that's the episode I watched with my brother and had a blast. I also really liked the miniatures, it gave the show a unique style that I'm guessing was essential for the earlier seasons, I'm glad they didn't update that.


Although I really enjoyed the show I did see some things that I felt were detracting from the show, keep in mind that this is my opinion and I am a new fan so... please don't prosecute me. I felt like some of the host segments fell flat, like the crew didn't have a lot of time to rehearse or not enough time to polish it up. The segments that needed the most work were the ones with the mads they never really felt like they weren't saying scripted lines. The segments with the bots and Jonah were pretty good with a few moments that felt off but that can be explained with having to do the whole segment in one take, except when the "movie bubbles" would intervene for a cut but even that happened rarely. Not to keep ragging on the host segments but I also never got the feeling that Jonah was talking directly to the mads when they communicated, there was always a pause before the mads began that felt weird. Another part of the show that I felt was lacking were the celebrity cameos, most felt like they were just thrown in as a small bit and that was it. I enjoyed Mark Hamill though. But I mean, that's Mark Hamill. On a separate note, I never got the strong impression that Jonah didn't like being imprisoned on Moon 13. I think it would have been cool if instead of bypassing the first 2 months of Jonah's imprisonment they started there and maybe he attempted an escape or something it would make him more relatable.


I only made this heading so that the reference to, "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" worked.

But hey that's my opinion! Anyone else who's first MST3k experience was this revival please tell me about it!

Turkey Day Bracket
Forum - about 4 years ago
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Ok kiddies, you’ve got 6 picks. Which episodes are going to be in this year’s Turkey Day marathon? Will it be all old episodes? Will there be new episodes in the mix? Whoever has the most correct picks on November 23rd, wins,—in delicious-bird related festive fashion—precisely goose egg! Let’s go!

907 - Hobgoblins - almost 8 years ago
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Huh? if found please return to Hunter Thompson!

Pavlov's Joel
Forum - about 4 years ago
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Does anybody know what Joel pops in his mouth all the time when the Mads call and he hits the button. I always assumed it was some Pavlov conditioning to get Joel to press the button. The subtlety of it has always intrigued me, and they never talk about it like they do with the Mads punishments.

Hit the button, get a treat. Don't go in the theater, I cut off your oxygen. The Forrester way

Forum - about 4 years ago
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I noticed in MST3K The Return in the episode The Christmas that Almost Wasn't they do a callback to the old Thunderdome bit where the bots teach the audience a thunderdome joke.
Jonah says "ohh, they created their own thunderdome" and Crow responds "Jonah, can't we get beyond thunderdome"

Forum - about 4 years ago
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I've only seen an episode or 2 of the "new" MST3K and it just doesn't seem as funny. Maybe Mike Nelson's writing was the magic ingredient of the old show.

Does anyone find the new show to be just lacking compared to the old one?

Recent Riffs

1102 - Cry Wilderness - almost 4 years ago
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Would a 'dumb Indian" be able to teach a cougar how to set a trap like that?

510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills - almost 4 years ago
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Oh! There she is, 200 yards. You could make it with iron sights but you'll wanna use a scope, Crow

1104 - Avalanche - almost 4 years ago
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Next stop, Flavor Country

1102 - Cry Wilderness - almost 4 years ago
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It's the Forest Ranger Action Set! (Paul figure may get lost immediately)

1103 - The Time Travelers - almost 4 years ago
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That's right eggheads, now we're playin' Danny's game!

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I'm forming a Stockholm Syndrome type relationship with David Carradine's legs

1109 - Yongary - almost 4 years ago
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When I came to, I was in the middle of a field wearing a Yongary outfit, and that's when I knew I had hit rock bottom.

206 - Ring of Terror - about 4 years ago
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Wow, just one time i'd like to bogey this hole. I mean, I REALLY shanked that last one now I can't find the ball... Playing a Slazenger 9

205 - Rocket Attack USA - about 4 years ago
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[Bela Lugosi voice] He's no good for light dusting, but on heavy jobs he's just wonderful

103 - The Mad Monster - about 4 years ago
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"They wanna know if we have Prince Albert in a can."
"Let me take it, I love that bit"

622 - Angels' Revenge - about 4 years ago
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And Mark Spitz wins another gold medal in the Jean Jacket Freestyle

409 - The Indestructible Man - over 4 years ago
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Hey, mom's out there and if she sees us she'll make us come in