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Favorite Episodes

  1. Invasion of the Neptune Men
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  2. Prince of Space
    376
  3. Terror from the Year 5000
    203
  4. The Beatniks
    161
  5. Teenage Crime Wave
    147
  6. Teenage Strangler
    269
  7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    192
  8. The Skydivers
    221
  9. I Accuse My Parents
    345
  10. The Dead Talk Back
    237
  11. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    359
  12. San Francisco International
    218
  13. Night of the Blood Beast
    259
  14. The Space Children
    136
  15. High School Big Shot
    155
  16. The Starfighters
    192
  17. Space Mutiny
    780
  18. Time Chasers
    376
  19. Future War
    226
  20. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    159
  21. Eegah
    333
  22. Danger! Death Ray
    394
  23. Radar Secret Service
    175
  24. Soultaker
    318
  25. Squirm
    192
  26. Devil Doll
    203
  27. The Phantom Planet
    182
  28. The Sidehackers
    170
  29. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    234
  30. It Lives by Night
    139
  31. Jungle Goddess
    146
  32. Girls Town
    245

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522 - Teenage Crime Wave - over 3 years ago

I've seen this episode several times, and I still have absolutely no idea why they brought the innocent girl along for their robbery. She adds absolutely nothing aside from being a date for the other guy and they have no reason to believe she wouldn't immediately tell the cops.


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904 - Werewolf - over 4 years ago

I think the medley they sing over the end credits is one of the best in the series. And Bobo's sacked-out cocker spaniel is the best wolf ever. Look out! He's going straight for the throat!


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1013 - Diabolik - over 3 years ago

Even since discovering that MST3k exists in its entirety on YouTube, I still haven't rewatched this episode anywhere near as much as the others because MST3k ending makes me really sad. :(


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601 - Girls Town - over 3 years ago

I'm a straight woman but young Mamie van Doren is so HNNNNNNGGGGGG


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Okay so. I've seen this film a few times and I think I have a handle on what's going on. There are two like SUPER big companies in this world, Novicorp and Lexicorp. Fingal works for Novicorp, and when his body goes missing after his doppling, Lexicorp gets a hold of that information and releases it. Novicorp's stock nosedives really hard, so the Fat Man is forced to put resources into getting Fingal back/make sure he doesn't hack their Novicorp-y main frame stuff. That's about as far as I got before I just started screaming.


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820 - Space Mutiny - over 4 years ago

This is the first episode of MST3K I ever saw, back when I was a wee lass and the show aired early Saturday mornings on Sci-Fi.


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203 - Jungle Goddess - almost 5 years ago

I'm not sure there's anything more representative of the whimsical loneliness of being stranded in space than playing hide-and-seek with the universe.


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514 - Teenage Strangler - over 3 years ago

Seriously; who finances a movie, sees the rushes with this standard of acting and thinks that it's a good idea to press on and inflict this film on the world. Somewhere, as a result of this film, Sir Ian McKellen is shedding a single tear while Sir Laurence Oliver spins in his grave.


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610 - The Violent Years - over 4 years ago

So wait, in the short, if that iron isn't electric then why is it plugged into the wall?


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603 - The Dead Talk Back - almost 5 years ago

Crow's guitar solo....'nuff said.


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906 - The Space Children - over 4 years ago

"Let's say you want to call your mother who lives in Des Moine." Why?


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603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 4 years ago

"I guess you men see this every day." Actually, it has been a while since the last crossbow murder.


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609 - The Skydivers - over 4 years ago

"Harry, let's go out and join the party." No, let's stay in the crawlspace!


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820 - Space Mutiny - over 4 years ago

What've you got for me, Rick Astley?


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902 - The Phantom Planet - over 4 years ago

That was a bad and un-beautiful thing to say, sir.


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307 - Daddy-O - over 4 years ago

"Beats me." HE DOES?


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202 - The Sidehackers - over 4 years ago

These boots were made for arson.


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818 - Devil Doll - over 4 years ago

Did I just see someone walk in and paw my puppet?


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I'm down four hundred million yen.


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They shoot dragons, don't they?


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612 - The Starfighters - over 4 years ago

Uh, Reagan fired us, gotta go.


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520 - Radar Secret Service - over 4 years ago

Like Moses at the rock, I had my first doubts about radar that day.