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Favorite Episodes

  1. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    227
  2. Prince of Space
    417
  3. Terror from the Year 5000
    221
  4. The Beatniks
    170
  5. Teenage Crime Wave
    161
  6. Teenage Strangler
    288
  7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    204
  8. The Skydivers
    241
  9. I Accuse My Parents
    368
  10. The Dead Talk Back
    255
  11. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    388
  12. San Francisco International
    240
  13. Night of the Blood Beast
    284
  14. The Space Children
    155
  15. High School Big Shot
    168
  16. The Starfighters
    213
  17. Space Mutiny
    831
  18. Time Chasers
    405
  19. Future War
    238
  20. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    177
  21. Eegah
    356
  22. Danger! Death Ray
    427
  23. Radar Secret Service
    198
  24. Soultaker
    341
  25. Squirm
    211
  26. Devil Doll
    223
  27. The Phantom Planet
    201
  28. The Sidehackers
    186
  29. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    250
  30. It Lives by Night
    156
  31. Jungle Goddess
    165
  32. Girls Town
    266

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522 - Teenage Crime Wave - about 4 years ago
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I've seen this episode several times, and I still have absolutely no idea why they brought the innocent girl along for their robbery. She adds absolutely nothing aside from being a date for the other guy and they have no reason to believe she wouldn't immediately tell the cops.


904 - Werewolf - over 5 years ago
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I think the medley they sing over the end credits is one of the best in the series. And Bobo's sacked-out cocker spaniel is the best wolf ever. Look out! He's going straight for the throat!


1013 - Diabolik - about 4 years ago
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Even since discovering that MST3k exists in its entirety on YouTube, I still haven't rewatched this episode anywhere near as much as the others because MST3k ending makes me really sad. :(


601 - Girls Town - about 4 years ago
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I'm a straight woman but young Mamie van Doren is so HNNNNNNGGGGGG


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Okay so. I've seen this film a few times and I think I have a handle on what's going on. There are two like SUPER big companies in this world, Novicorp and Lexicorp. Fingal works for Novicorp, and when his body goes missing after his doppling, Lexicorp gets a hold of that information and releases it. Novicorp's stock nosedives really hard, so the Fat Man is forced to put resources into getting Fingal back/make sure he doesn't hack their Novicorp-y main frame stuff. That's about as far as I got before I just started screaming.


820 - Space Mutiny - over 5 years ago
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This is the first episode of MST3K I ever saw, back when I was a wee lass and the show aired early Saturday mornings on Sci-Fi.


203 - Jungle Goddess - almost 6 years ago
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I'm not sure there's anything more representative of the whimsical loneliness of being stranded in space than playing hide-and-seek with the universe.


514 - Teenage Strangler - over 4 years ago
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Seriously; who finances a movie, sees the rushes with this standard of acting and thinks that it's a good idea to press on and inflict this film on the world. Somewhere, as a result of this film, Sir Ian McKellen is shedding a single tear while Sir Laurence Oliver spins in his grave.


610 - The Violent Years - over 5 years ago
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So wait, in the short, if that iron isn't electric then why is it plugged into the wall?


603 - The Dead Talk Back - almost 6 years ago
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Crow's guitar solo....'nuff said.


Recent Riffs

906 - The Space Children - over 5 years ago
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"Let's say you want to call your mother who lives in Des Moine." Why?


603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 5 years ago
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"I guess you men see this every day." Actually, it has been a while since the last crossbow murder.


609 - The Skydivers - over 5 years ago
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"Harry, let's go out and join the party." No, let's stay in the crawlspace!


820 - Space Mutiny - over 5 years ago
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What've you got for me, Rick Astley?


902 - The Phantom Planet - over 5 years ago
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That was a bad and un-beautiful thing to say, sir.


307 - Daddy-O - over 5 years ago
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"Beats me." HE DOES?


202 - The Sidehackers - over 5 years ago
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These boots were made for arson.


818 - Devil Doll - over 5 years ago
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Did I just see someone walk in and paw my puppet?


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I'm down four hundred million yen.


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They shoot dragons, don't they?


612 - The Starfighters - over 5 years ago
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Uh, Reagan fired us, gotta go.


520 - Radar Secret Service - over 5 years ago
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Like Moses at the rock, I had my first doubts about radar that day.